My brain says party time, the clock says honk shoo mimimi
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My brain says party time, the clock says honk shoo mimimi
It's genuinely starting to feel like everyone is always trying to lecture me about something like I'm a child who doesn't know anything.
Having one of those nights where every small thing makes me want to go nuclear.
Talk with the recruiter went well! she said i'm an awesome candidate and it'll be easy to get me a position
3 monsters for breakfast is healthy right?....right?
emailed 5 dif recruiters this morning, lets hope for good things!
I need nose holes in my cow hood! I cant brreeeeeaaaathe
showing belly for @dovahpig.bsky.social
Talk about a transformation, would love to feed this fatty, he’s gotten so big 🥵🥵🥵 #Gainer #Feeder #Yasin #YesYesYes #TummyTuesday
James, the gas station attendant who ensures Jud gets his daily 6-pack of beer, 2L of cola, and 6 hot dogs! Your favorite trashy dad wont go hungry on his watch.
I couldn't whistle. I was pretending to whistle along to an Orville peck song in the shower and there was noise?!
I ACCIDENTLY LEARNED HOW TO WHISTLE
I totally didnt just break the arm of the couch
I was a side sleeper till I broke 350 and got my cpap. Back sleeping ftw
Hungry like the wolf. Who's making him nachos?
When i get health insurance again yall know my therapist is gonna be putting in work.
@majinsb.bsky.social and I have scary dog privilege
Mentally sick physically thicc
In the merry month of June from me home I started. Left the girls of Tuam nearly broken hearted. Saluted Father dear, kissed me darling mother. Drank a pint of beer, me grief and tears to smother. Then off to reap the corn, leave where I was born
These gummies ain't shit
Your himbull comes with its own complimentary scratch and sniff service
When a muscle pup joins then himbulls group chat
Biffed it at the tournament
Lmao my ride to the tournament is over 2 hours late 🤪 I give up lol
I really cant 😢
Got woken up at 3am by my smoke detector having a false alarm.... my nerves be rattled.
Fire alarm went off exactly one time at 3am and scared me awake. False alarm. Now I cant get back to sleep
Point redemption reward for @fatteningofsen.bsky.social
No treats for skinny pups
He did a lift
Lmaooooo I cant catch a break. Ac is dead again
Took a shower for the first time since losing my job. I be smelling like some artisanal soaps.
going on a bender be back soon lol
Lost my job 🙃
Catch!
WHERE'S MY HAMBURBER
Don't leave your bulls in the sun for too long
I did a rugby
Im your pokemon trainer father character
(I'm Canadian and still use Celsius)
It's going to be 43 degrees tomorrow. pls someone keep me in an ice chest and thaw me out when it's over.
Fat IT tech bull cleans your keyboard
Big back
Lost 10lbs on my OHP 😢
😭 dont marinate me husband @puphyhm.bsky.social
Hey, im still here, lol. I'm just prepping for a tourney at the end of August
Tummy Tuesday with @pupthor.bsky.social
I can't seem to turn off Soda Pop from the Saja boys. Those demons would for sure have gotten my soul.
Pumpkin bulge pls and thank you
I need..... a mega bull sized bulge to drop on good boys faces
Big boys can be stylish
Don't forget to get your hooves ferriered. It took 2 people, 2 razors, and a cheese grater to get my calluses off.
Since I've been in Canada for over a week, I haven't been able to work out. Feeling smol :C
If you get the backpack you can call it your feedbag
Not big boy approved
I wish to be immobilized by beef
A week into eating everything in site on this vacation and not a POUND of vacation weight?! I want a refund.
Throw back Thursday to my favorite pic in my mawashi
May I have a turn? 🥵
Those guts need some professional worshiping
Big chungus at the lake
Vacation fit
flying to canada with less than a days notice is NERVE RACKING
Just got the news my grandma passed. I'll be back soon.
I need to be freakishly huge and incredibly dumb. Just sayin.
NOW!
Concept art for one of the bachelors in my sumo dating sim!
What happens when 445lbs of @puphyhm.bsky.social sits on your glasses
Insurance is a SCAAAAAAAAAM
Woo deload week!
Im getting real tired of these 100+ degree temps every day
You know what sucks? When you get 5 pounds away from your goal weight then your pills stop working now youre 30lbs from your goal weight.
Https://www.twitch.tv/diviburu Streaming on twitch!
This makes my noggin hurt looking at it
Spent too much time doing math in satisfactory to be considered a himbo anymore. Let's discuss quantum computing now.
A sumo wrestling club trying to shade another sumo wrestling club for not selling small sized merch was not on my 2025 bingo card
Too big to fit in the shower or put on my own clothes.... and then bigger? 🐄
Yall who's gonna keep my muscles growing and my brain shrinking? You can use me as a trophy bull
You said you had uncrustables?
www.twitch.tv/diviburu Drawing Tums
I need to get off social media before my stress meter hits critical mass lol
Repping my old max
Too hungry to think, too stressed to eat. A can of monster for lunch it is then lol.
Moo ! 🐮
Ivanhoe Bear Night, Orlando
315 getting uppies :3
And its MAGICAL
It is 2025... boomers have no excuse not to know what a web browser is at this point.
I can overhead press an average sized man. Who's first?
I got the therapy dlc, where I unlocked the secret kink hidden level
You have no idea how hard this makes me
Why is my discover feed just cats and flowers and not large hairy men? I mean, i like cats and flowers, but that is NOT the point of this account 😠
If I was kept in a pen and forced to grow into a wall of meat.... I mean would that be the worst thing?
Probably still my favorite photo with my @bsky.smitizen.com bull mask
I need to go lift heavy circles over my head.... I dont want to lift heavy circles over my head
Hey tech nerds. Pls spare your cpu and turn off razer synapse if you have it running.
Big handsome daddy ❤️