Yvan eht nioj!
Yvan eht nioj!
But like what do they need money for lol
Would randomly dropping bombs or troops into another country not automatically qualify as an act of war?
Anybody else get the feeling that Trump and Putin are meeting in Alaska to discuss how to invade and divvy up Canada?
lmao, publicly distributing a video in which you offer medical assistance to the two boats that were chasing you that just crashed into one another is tremendous trolling
Very optimistic by saying Dem majority
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
Ichiro Suzuki's Hall of Fame induction speech 😂
Same with the 4 day work week
It's such an upgrade from the actual sound. Like I would not have made the original sound public for fear of the mummy's curse
Idk man, kinda seems like by and large the American people ARE tolerating this. We need a lot more people doing a lot more to have any positive effect
In an alternate timeline we're all on here Grinscrolling at many grin inducing current events
Her eyes are so expressive!
He's gonna pardon Ghislaine and she's gonna say under oath Michelle Obama did January 6th.
me crawling back to have a normal conversation with my husband after crying for no reason at 10 am
tfw you take an at-home sleep apnea test
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
Spent the whole video staring at the ceiling, waiting for someone to fall out
Stop filming and fucking do something about it, people!
when do citizens just start taking these guys out?
Can’t stop watching Portnoy getting CLOCKED by a slice of pizza. It’s incredible.
TIRED: “learn to code!” WIRED:
Ok well go fucking defend it, then. I'm sorry but yelling at 6 people behind a drum kit means jack shit. Your constitution is crumbling faster than anyone could have imagined. You've run out of time for words.
Every single day. on.ft.com/409SaZx
Oh it's no judgment on you, I just wanted to bring it up lol
People don't talk enough about how horrible of a person Evander Kane is, and that's a shame
Hang on? Stand up guy Evander Kane? Evander "I can't pay you $2 million for that abortion I pressured you into because I gambled all my money away" Kane? Wow, what a shocker
People have stopped talking about how terrible of a person Evander Kane is. Dude offered a woman $2 million to have an abortion, only to reneg on that offer because he's also a degenerate gambler.
I actually wouldn't mind seeing Florida beat Edmonton 3-1 next year, and then a 4-0 sweep the year after.
Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.
The troops are cheering. Make no mistake, they will invade Canada with smiles on their faces. The rest of the world needs to come together to stop this madness
The United States is invading... The United States.
How soon before Newsom gets (illegally) arrested and POTUS (illegally) installs a new governor to completely neuter progressives in the state and to plunder every resource it has
As a Canadian with healthcare, can someone explain what they want with the test strips
Fuck the Oilers
every article about politics in every mainstream publication is flat out lying to you if it does not emphasize that our government has been taken over by freaks and lunatics
I'm writing a book about Jake Tapper's shitty books
Guy from New York heard me talking about the Jets. “What, you’re not a Giants fan?” No. “What football team?” Bombers. “Bronx Bombers? The Yankees aren’t a football team.” Winnipeg Blue Bombers. “You’re from Winnipeg? Man, I was rooting for the Jets. Poor Scheifele.”
Fuck you, you fucking fuck
Closest we'll ever get to the Cup. This was supposed to be our title run. We can't sign anyone who isn't another team's trash or is drafted by us. And honestly our drafting ain't shit. None of our prospects fill the needs we have.
Groper Cleveland. I can't
Forever honoured to have been a part of that
Maybe the best chant ever here at Canada Life Centre. "SHOULD HAVE KICKED IT" the crowd says loudly after Mark Scheifele's glove swat goal is denied. Incredible throwback to Game 3 in Dallas.
Just proves that in the NHL, placement makes little difference. Just get in.
Crazy how long this conversation has been going on
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
Fuck Garry Galley. What a twat.
Mother must have her shrimp
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
This is what can happen when your team isn't on everyone's no trade list
*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks
I saw Gavin Newsom load a homeless family into a Waymo and shout, “the ocean please” into the steering wheel and then slap the back of it to send it off like a horse.
What caught my attention when I first moved here in October was how much Jets merch was being and continued to be worn through the season. Every day I'd see people wearing a jacket, a hat.. some days it was only one or two people, but that was more than I ever saw in Edmonton.
AS CALLED BY PAUL EDMONDS ON CJOB WINNIPEG:
As called by Paul Edmonds on CJOB Winnipeg:
She's going to vote for him anyway. All the Dems cave
No, just mentally can't handle playoff pressure
With a tiny D
He and the Bloc are gearing up for a coalition to take down the government and call another election within the next year
enjoying the music
Eww
WHOA
Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.
No way they're getting a majority at this point
CTV has called a minority
@brucearthur.bsky.social am I hearing this right? Suggestion that the Bloc and Conservatives form a coalition to send us back to the polls later this year or next year?
Canada has a tough choice to make today. We have to vote between our current prime minister who is well respected and already helping our country through a very difficult period -or- a weirdly damp guy who wants to take away our rights and sell our country to another country.
"It's easy to be negative when you've never fixed anything. It's easy to be negative when you've never built anything. It's easy to be negative when you're a career politician who has never accomplished anything" #cdnpoli
Are the Hart votes in yet? Because if not, Helle just lost the Hart
If the Jets lose this series, Winnipeg will lose the team. President's Trophy be damned, fans will not return.
What in the actual fuck is going on
*gagging sounds*
*choking sounds*
Pastel Eminem
Fuck, didn't see this. Will delete mine lol
The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass
Look at my dumb dog
St Louis was the nightmare first round matchup for me. Binnington is capable of heroics as most recently proven in 4Nations. St Louis was unstoppable down the stretch. Nothing to lose for them. All of the pressure is on Winnipeg.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1947
What is that? A scrubber for ants?!
Unfortunately you don't go through California Customs; you go through US Customs. One look at my social media and my flight to Los Angeles may just end up landing in El Salvador
Maher was never a liberal. He's a grifter at his core, and being liberal was his best opportunity to make it big. Now that he's got enough money and is no longer relevant, his true colors get to come out
Anybody else hate the St Louis matchup?
The world’s richest people added $304 billion to their combined net worth after Trump pledged to pause tariffs for some countries. It was the largest one-day jump ever.
As a Canadian who has always openly expressed my disdain for this administration, I genuinely believe it is now more dangerous for me to try crossing the border into the US than it would be for me to visit North Korea
Yeah I've been hitting the "show me less posts like these" button a lot and then immediately muting those accounts
Discover tab. Afaik, the following tab is strictly people you follow. I liked the For You tab on Twitter because it was a mix of people you follow, as well as recommendations based on what's trending and what they think you might like. Discover is similar but I'm finding it to be less refined
Sorry, I should have clarified: it is definitely the discover feed providing these suggestions. I'll give Twitter credit, when it noticed a followed a lot of comedians, more comedians would pop up. I just find it really interesting what Bluesky is showing me because it's like the very opposite of me
Bluesky algorithm is... Interesting. When I first joined, my feed was filled with trans posters and posts. Cool, but I just don't belong to that community. Next up, furry cartoons. No thank you. Now the algorithm is testing out AEW wrestling. Who the fuck does this algorithm think I am lololol
