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It's not like it's new technology.
This is my alter ego in the Normalverse.
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It's not like it's new technology.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
It always makes me wonder why they don't use picture in picture. This applies to Premier League matches, also.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps when Trump sends the National Guard to New York, they can take care of the pitch.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Hero Hero
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife had lunch with her retired librarian friends. Would they be an old cardigan or a comfortable cardigan?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Gifting you the mini Jesus would have been a straight act of love. Conditions, conditions, we save those for Cincy supporters.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Offer valid to those already in the club.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Dinosaurs, we'll get to see dinosaurs.
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Done
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I see the away jersey has a 20% price drop to $80.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social)
Was our last 3 goals pens? #Crew96
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Simon!
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Rocket J. Squirrel: Hey Bullwinkle, how do you know that it's #Crew96 game day? Bullwinkle: Because my game day bunion is acting up.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
The pitch looks horrible in places. It looked like his pass hit a divot.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
All the way to the "coming up next".
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
And at his beloved Villa Park in Birmingham, England. RIP UTV
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
It has the same vibes of the Cyber Truck design.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I checked the wedding registry and National Lampoon is still available.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/iken...
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I switched to the USA vs CRC match.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Bone spurs.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
My go to was Diet Rite, but that is no longer made since Zero Sugar. Diet Rite had no caffeine and used sucralose for a sweetener. I'm looking for a replacement in Ohio. In Florida, I can find Publix Caffeine Free Diet Cola.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they have to pay tariffs if they import bombs on us?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Make friends with billionaires.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
There's some place in Disney World where my wife has a crow nemesis.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
And crows remember.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
The Louisville match should be great. A smaller stadium along with smaller ticket prices. Nashville (except for the Supporter Section) is outrageously priced.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Brings Glad Bags to a buffet.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I got the one without the sponsors because it was 50% off ($50) at an Adidas Outlet in Florida. I also bought the third kit jersey.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Where's his blazer?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Did we ever get Reagan's Star Wars?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
For years I've felt the USMNT played like privileged prep schools boys, while the USWNT played with passion.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
WordPerfect
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
What does one call a group of hipsters?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't this need to be on a milk carton?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
My thoughts exactly.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think we have any matches during that time. We're off after the 5/31 and not back until 6/14.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
What the frack?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social)
#AVFC PSA: The Adidas Outlet by Walt Disney World has the home and third jerseys on sale 50% off ($50). The jerseys do NOT have the sponsors on them.
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"You are not a tech bro, you are a modern day factory worker" Seen in Oakland, California
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
It's your round, Malort.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Deep dish or Tavern?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice goal, but we'll see in the second half. Up the Villa!
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope there's plenty of scooter parking!
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Up the Villa!
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Will he bite anyone today?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Buy American? Why is he outsourcing prisons to El Salvador?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the West of the Mississippi Effect. Radio stations begin with K and Hellman's is Best Foods. Confusing.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a place here called Sean Ryan Pub. I'll check to see if they show MLS matches. There's a bunch of Prem flags & Orlando flag. I support Aston Villa, but they don't have that flag. They don't open until 11:30 am, which is well into the 2nd half of a match. I kinda think they might be posers.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Vero Beach
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Just scored tickets for @franzferdinandhq.bsky.social at the House of Blues Orlando in September.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I just got mine in my email. Well done! I have also found out that I have access to The Columbus Dispatch from my digital access to my Florida paper.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Gives me goosebumps.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Your first hit of heroin is free.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a no on FB.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the winning lottery numbers?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Why can't they at least show the ongoing game as a picture in picture?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Bob gives me goosebumps. Go with Bob. #GoodLuckCharm #Flordecke #Crew96
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
It must be a goosebumps themed yellow card.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
More Welfare for the Rich
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
"What the market will bear"
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this a Russian dealership?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
It's time for Sgt Fury and his Howling Commandos to start beating some Nazi asses.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this the difference between a leader and a boss?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe if you followed President Biden, it automatically changed to President Trump. Government accounts.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
To paraphrase a @pronounced-ing.bsky.social book title, Little Galaxies Everywhere.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
No-One Driving Miles Away Touch And Go (I remember this being played on Ultravox's US tour.)
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
The government will file for bankruptcy once in office, so he won't have to pay you.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
"You can't handle the truth!"
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Reported, also.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/0T-JdlxJnyo?...
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
He's got that whole Hitler annexing Poland vibe going. Today Canada, tomorow...
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Apple TV's schedule. MLS sold their soul...
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure he's not leaving any massage parlors in Palm Beach untouched, too.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm usually wearing a Crew or Aston Villa jersey when I'm in the parks. Sometimes a Cleveland SC one.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop your fooling around...
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought DC reporters would be Lois Lane, Jimmy Olson, and Clark Kent.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
That's cool, as long as you don't suffer from imposter syndrome.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in Geauga. I'm away but checked my camera this morning. We only have maybe 3 inches. We won't get dumped on until the lake freezes.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social)
This feels like Sunday the second day in a row.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social)
@pacox.bsky.social
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
@unamccormack.bsky.social and @davidmack.bsky.social may have some ideas...
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Hence the cookie dough?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social)
Happy Election Day! May the best woman win!
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
is that a Bobba Fett wrap?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Towing companies rely on contracts or agreements with the county sheriff and municipality police agencies. If you call or email, contact those agencies.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Was it Freud who called it penis envy?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome aboard, Admiral!
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that what a crucial swing state is?
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
The locker room talk has left the Access Hollywood's bus and is now an internal part of the campaign.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Their new album is great, too!
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I binged read the books.
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Ultravox - Ha! Ha! Ha! The Stranglers - No More Heros
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Bien sûr!
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
They should be sent back to Europe where they belong!
Matt Qualls (@quallsmatt.bsky.social) reply parent
USA