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Yeah, this is the actual reason.
everything is vibes
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Yeah, this is the actual reason.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Cuomo is a Republican
Tabatha Southey đ¨đŚ (@tabathasouthey.bsky.social) reposted
Itâs not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters itâs that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Remembering the starting lineup from the last time my Pirates won a playoff game. CUEEEEEEETOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
How many teams in the league? Looks like a very solid draft.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, this is exactly what the right wants!! It just feeds into the culture war that they fight because they canât win on policy.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Iâm not sure the internet age allows for that.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Nate Silver always has to be the smartest person in the room. The problem is that heâs an idiot, so that works much better on Twitter than it does here.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The fuck are you doing man? This is useless trash.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Itâs just dawned on me that I havenât seen Adam Serwer in a while. What happened to him?
Gabe OrtĂz (@tusk81.bsky.social) reposted
âListening to the convicted sex offenderâs lengthy interview reveals that she and her interviewer had one goalâto satisfy Donald Trump.â www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
College football talk on Bluesky was fun this weekend!
ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted
Heather Honey, a high-profile denier of Donald Trumpâs loss in the 2020 election, has been appointed to a senior position in the Department of Homeland Security in which sheâll help oversee election security.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
screaming good night at us
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Foundation is pretty incredible. It takes a while to get going but itâs beautiful to watch and very well acted and batshit insane.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
as one does
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Not so fast⌠bsky.app/profile/mari...
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
So much juice today, between this and the Gruden photos. Iâm feeding off of this. Itâs sunshine.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The New Deal is dead.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social)
Good, accurate, truthful headline. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Kids and lawyers all fighting over his dying carcass.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Iâm assuming it meant that he wasnât paying attention when pulling his car back into the highway and pulled directly in front of a fast moving car.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck yeah this is the juice I need
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Iâm begging you to stop linking to Twitter. The first link just went to an @atrupar.com tweet. Heâs on Bluesky! Link to him here, not on the Nazi site.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Kay Hanley from Letters to Cleo did the song from My Friends Tigger and Pooh
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans. Stop with this âMAGA Extremistsâ bullshit. Jesus Christ.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
First they came for my Wonderbread
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
wtf is she saying?
âď¸what the bitchâď¸ (@huma.bsky.social) reposted
Sigh. And in a Dem controlled state too. These people are fucking stupid and horrible and, as always, for sale.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
YES!!!
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
YOU IDIOTS! THESE ARE NOT THEM! YOU'VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social)
No one has ever had a more Lee Roy face than Lee Roy Jordan
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
should probably lube up the wires with water first too
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
make sure the power is on so you know which ones are working
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Just moved here from the east coast last year and I talk about this all the time! Also, why does it take each socal driver approximately ten minutes to start moving when a light turns green?
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait a minute does poutine mean Putin? All this time Iâve loved eating Putin?
Splinter (@splinternews.bsky.social) reposted
Maybe This Is Who We Are www.splinter.com/maybe-this-i...
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you a Spirit pilot?
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Fucking New Hampshire lol
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I Can't Remember What I Did This Summer
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I know itâs partly because Iâm high as a kite but this show just makes me smile and forget about the world more than any other. Itâs so dumb and so smart and so much fun.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
This was so good. It was the most fun episode of television Iâve seen this year.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Peacemaker!
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsom is saying two other things: Fuck trans people, and fuck the homeless.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I really donât understand the purpose of Gavin Newsom
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Dessert party?
Kelsey McKinney (@mckinneykelsey.bsky.social) reposted
The website that I co-own Defector.com is hosting a RARE sale where you get three months of blogs for just $5! Thatâs something like 600 blogs for FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS. Pretty good deal imo and you get to support worker-owned media.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social)
Iâm so excited to be a part of this skeet!
skelly (@iid.bsky.social) reposted
Itâs crazy that America just like. Destroyed science. Just looked at its golden goose and went âwow should we kill this? And not for the gold, but just because we fucking hate this thingâ And if you tell random people about it they go âno, that doesnât seem trueâ and just refuse to believe you
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
hey siri how do i mute a face on bluesky
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi Congressman Garcia. I watched your video. I saw a lot of describing the problem, but I didn't see any of how you and the "Oversight Dems" are actually fighting back.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
weâve got herpes of the dna
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago. 8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois. And yet Trump is sending troops here.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
5.) Acceptance
Orcish Law (@orcishlaw.bsky.social) reposted
Understatement of the fucking year right here.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
this guy eats roadkill and takes steroids to do pullups in jeans
Eric Columbus (@ericcolumbus.bsky.social) reposted
Wow
Nick Fleisher (@nickfleisher.bsky.social) reposted
It has been wild to see what were always the two most paranoid pro-Second Amendment scenariosâthe government snatching people away and sending occupying armies into communitiesâliterally happen this year, to the delight of conservatives
Dylan Williams (@dylanwilliams.bsky.social) reposted
There is no conceivable interpretation of the law of war in which a camera set up nearby legitimizes a mass casualty double tap strike on a protected civilian site like a hospital. The fact that Israel is citing it as if it meets some standard should, by itself, trigger a halt in weapons to Israel.
ApocalypticaNow (@apocalypticanow.bsky.social) reposted
So that's Pritzker and more Krasner saying Trump's goons can be prosecuted. Start of a trend among Dem officials, I hope.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
In the year of our lord 2025, Iâm watching senior dem leaders praising Israel, crypto, AI, and cops.
Bill Grueskin (@bgrueskin.bsky.social) reposted
"Honey, I don't have much time. I've been arrested by ICE and they are sending me to a detainment center. I love you and the kids, I will be OK, please call our attorney" -- John Shin, DACA resident, speaking to his wife last week. She hasn't heard from him since www.fox13now.com/news/local-n...
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Hot garbage
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I think youâre right but this might be the most damning and terrifying yet. This is what the PB were standing by for.
Jonathan Cohn (@jonathancohn.bsky.social) reposted
âWhat theyâre offering people is not health insurance or economic security,â Stanley says. âTheyâre offering them delight in the torture of others.â www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social)
So much more of this, please.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
You have a grilled chicken restaurant and your identity is beef tallow?
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Tim Walz: "I always get in trouble for it and I'll continue to say it, I don't think we do any favors when we don't name it -- these are fascist policies."
The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
Q: "You called Kamala Harris a communist. But the Biden-Harris administration never called for nationalizing a private company like you're doing to Intel...Is this the new way of industrial policy?" Trump: "Ya. Sure it is. I wanna try to get as much as I can."
Help Reggie Escape Florida! đCHECK PINNEDđ (@rancidreggie.bsky.social) reposted
This is the drug that is a 100% effective treatment for HIV. this is the one you've been seeing in the news. I would LOVE to see an in-depth discussion of exactly what "clinical, financial, and regulatory factors" are keeping them from essentially carrying a cure to a deadly disease.
Brendan Nyhan (@brendannyhan.bsky.social) reposted
Just unbelievably stupid. I had no idea how dumb fascism would be when it came to America.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
This is an act I canâŚget behind!
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Half gorilla half Brian Bosworth. (Which is like 75% Brian Bosworth)
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
teeth
Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted
Hakeem Jeffries, standing in front of a wall: âThese so-called âmilitary death squadsâ and âTrump Tribunalsâ are just a distraction from
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Right! Also, âsneakflation?â This isnât some new surprising thing that needs a new word! Inflation is just fine!! Itâs literally what weâve been saying would happen!
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
lol this guy sucks so fucking hard
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody should ever give that collaborating fish wrap a click.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I donât know what this unnamed news source is but why would any news source air the grievances of idiots? Who gives an actual fuck?
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted
Extraordinary new detail about the FBI purge. *Senior officials were asked to fire lower level officials tagged by online right wingers as being anti-Trump. *When they asked for a reason - required by law - they were not given any. They refused. Then they were fired. www.cbsnews.com/news/politic...
Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) reposted
The thing about the Cracker Barrel uproar is that itâs a perfect illustration of how these people are in charge of everything, theyâre running the entire country and diminishing Dem power at every turn and they are STILL UNHAPPY. Their entire brand is âangry and oppressedâ and it always will be.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
yes
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The last time I went to a Cracker Barrel about ten years ago I ordered chicken and dumplings and the plate of tangentially related hot garbage they brought me was in no way reminiscent of chicken, dumplings, anything home cooked, southern, quality, or even edible, really.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
If Scalzi.com were a rock singer, itâd die of an overdose this year.
Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social) reposted
FWIW, "yours for the restoration of the Republic" was a common salutation American fascists gave to each other in the 1950s and 1960s. This is from a 1952 letter by Ohio white supremacist terrorist Peter Xavier. The rest of the rhetoric here might be familiar too.
James (@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social) reposted
Gonna level with you. I'm not really sure it's a civ-mil problem so much as a "one party views their political opponents as enemies to be cowed into submission through the threat of force" problem. It's sort of a different lane tbh.
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Benjamin Netanyahu fulfills a dream role: Dietician
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Iâm in for Crack Bar
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I fucking loved pudding pops
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
that guy looks like he owns ferrets
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he meant unrefurbishable?
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a ribbed turtleneck sweater in 1999 that looked like him.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when they got that apartment with Deepak Chopra?
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Their so stupid
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
This is common rhetoric from most everyone in this administration, up to and including the president. Respectfully, I'm not sure why people should care that Pete Hegseth's ex-pastor agrees with President Trump that we should have public executions.
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social)
What fucking alternate universe is this person living in?
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Gross
Mayor of Funkytown (@quasarfunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Cuomo has always been a Republican. New York politics are dumb as fuck.