Wait so does Edgeworth not notice when Maya sometimes grows a foot taller and gains like 10 pounds in her chest
He/Him, the more I hear about this Hitler guy the less I like him Pfp is football related, don't think too hard about it
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Wait so does Edgeworth not notice when Maya sometimes grows a foot taller and gains like 10 pounds in her chest
That's a traditional Russian greeting suit
So we're watching the GameCrazy training video from 2009 and one of community members commented that this dude looks like "Daniel" / the "Cooler Daniel" ... I laugh it off and then look through the comments to see if anyone said anything.. nope. Then I look up a video about the meme..
we’re about to see a second wave of teen reddit atheism the world has never seen before
DEIsco Elysium
DEI, communists, and even...a woman
DOLORES DEI - I terminated yours. Don't you remember, you *poor* fuck? You poverty-stricken fuck.
Oh God the fucking funnels I still don't understand where they even came up with that "system"
Served too hard
On the plus side, "two weeks" is his "I'm gonna pretend I'll do something so my base tweets about how we're so back but then conveniently forget about the promise later". It's literally his dog whistle that he's pulling shit out of his ass
Whoever made the joke “they pulled the IV out to go to golf course” wasnt lying
BRING OUT THE CORPSE
It really says a lot that I check Wikipedia rather than any news site to see if a celebrity death is true or not
roses are red gold is the key
Manifesting
> "41% of Millennial and Gen Z employees admit they’re sabotaging their company’s AI strategy, for example by refusing to use AI tools or outputs translation: workers who know how to do work correctly keep the business on rails in spite of the bosses who can't tell answer-shaped output from answers
Of course it is, there's no such thing as British people
Really weird thing just happened at the presidential press conference. JD Vance just showed up and said something like, “Trump has fallen! That makes me the new leader!” and then he turned into a jet
I'm BAAAAAAACK! That's right! it's me, Doc, and I'm here to tell you all about guns in first person shooters, hopefully helping you be way more creative in your weapon design by breaking 'em down into the basics that's right, it's FPS Design 102: da guns docseuss.medium.com/the-way-of-t...
Need a forklift mount next so I can get certified
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
*Arkham Asylum LP flashbacks*
Watching the CSB segment on Pat Beelining games and this comment is taking me out.
If you are ever worried about drawing something weird and horny because you are mutuals with or followed by some industry professionals, know that the sexy watto trend was started by industry professionals...
God, I know we don't talk much, but...
MY BOSS IS OUT THIS WEEK
Another street tier for Deku to fight
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
Because he's stupid This is an easy explanation for why 90% of things happen
Wait no I kept watching holy shit take this person's license immediately
Me veering into traffic to try and manipulate my score down to "sedan EV" range
I do wonder how much of this is an inability to adapt the old parallel parking adage of "start turning when your back wheel passes their trunk" to a car roughly the dimensions of a fucking phone booth, versus just having terrible spatial awareness.
Fuck no, Thor's a dumbass tool
I was asleep on my couch when you made this post Get out of my house or fix my AC
I would strongly encourage my cis friends to read these. I am not exaggerating when I say the last ~6 months or so has been an endless cycle of watching things become materially worse/more harmful every week or so and just having to go to work or whatever and go make small talk.
People are melting down at a Tribune article about CHSD 230 considering adding Arabic to its language learning electives. I wasted time in the comments, which I normally avoid doing since it's useless and awful, but it led to possibly the funniest thing anybody's ever said to me about France.
Shankar's Vision
You need to do the new David Cage interview segment or else we're gonna send Woolie in again
Team Cherry confirmed the $20 price for Silksong
Guys I don't know about this lump on my dick, should I post pics so you can see?
I must make it clear that women can do anything
America's turn toward anti-intellectualism following the election of George W Bush means that our own local rednecks are no longer interested in or capable of this type of scientific research
dorohedoro
Oh my god what a sweet baby
Ages: Cora is 15, Chloe was 16ish (we're unsure, she was sort of a stray), Guinness was 10, Georgia was 11, Gracie is 8
Floofs: Cora (brown), Chloe (orange, RIP) Pups: Guinness (black and tan, RIP), Georgia (white and gold, RIP) Gracie (white solo pic, technically my parents' but I walked her so often as a puppy she's also mine)
My Bluesky timeline is so divided.
Oh it's not as fun if it's not corrupt
one of the advantages of reflexively hating transphobes is that you're only gonna get more correct as they keep going
Make sure to disable the dialogue files first
BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago. Here is the text of his email shared with me:
My dog when there's an animal outside but can't prove it
The purpose of AI is so that the wealthy can access skills without the skilled gaining access to wealth.
Hey so you know people in the industry, can you hook a buddy up
Our dog is doing physical therapy, and the photos they’re sending us make him look like a Far Side character.
shit like this cannot be ignored and is everyone's problem. there is real evil and danger happening and you will start seeing friends and family disappear if people dont step up. this is not just some guy talking shit. do your research outinstl.com/republican-c...
Welp, the lying about economic numbers — which everyone predicted would happen — has commenced. And the press is dutifully gobbling it up.
70 years ago today, Emmett Till was lynched by white supremacists. Here in Illinois, we promise to never hide from our history — no matter how painful the chapter. We honor his memory and his brave mother, Mamie Till-Mobley, by continuing the fight for civil rights and justice.
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Listen Ray you're looking down into the abyss of sports fan homer hatred, you're not ready for the levels of irrational spite you're going to see
ARES, BRING ME THE HEAD OF JERRY JONES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS AGAIN
“The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” - Jack Kirby Happy birthday King
Listen, we all heard Uncle Aaron's "mixtape", it's established that this family has no style
Another morning to say that I will not vote for Gavin Newsom when he inevitably runs for president. If you want my vote, you should make sure to nominate someone who isn't a transphobe.
Bring back Suzie's Diner
You can't just blow someone's ass out on my timeline man, I'm at work
As a huge fan maybe you should look at the "Read More" button on the podcast website where all the articles are sourced. superbestfriendcast.libsyn.com/csb335-punch...
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: "Anybody who is using this as an opportunity to villainize trans people has completely lost touch with the common humanity."
nearly a mass shooting a day for decades by white men but when a trans person does it it's the opening for genocidal rhetoric and the peoole that follow mannarino will go along with it fuck this fuck this stupid country
It's not so much that fascists are all coincidentally losers, it's that losers become fascists to feel less like losers. Being a loser bitch crybaby is literally why they became fascists.
Recently there's been an opposum coming to our balcony. We've been in this apartment for over four years and have never seen one here. They appeared out of thin air and I love them.
they really want it to be illegal to dislike them
i really love that this one post demonstrably broke the brain of the Gearbox staff
Revy - Black Lagoon
So apparently though district attorneys can get a Grand Jury to indict a ham sandwich, they can't get the Grand Jury to indict the man who threw the ham sandwich.
Trans rights are, at their most basic level, about bodily autonomy. Opposition to trans rights is therefore a strong signal that someone does not believe in bodily autonomy. When you combine this with how often they make trans *kids* the focus of their aggression that tells you something creepy.
then die
Rough day for hot dog enthusiasts named Never :(
They blocked me, guess they don't actually have any answers
my commitment to never vote for Gavin Newsom does, in fact, extend to the general election please try harder and run a candidate who thinks trans people and homeless people are human beings
Fuck, both Bosnia AND Herzegovina???
the last time a shooting happened & rightwingers tried to blame trans people, conservatives were posting totally unrelated images of random trans people. i wouldn’t trust anything right now.
It's certainly not Gavin "Fuck Trans People" Newsom. As I said, I'd rather let Pritzker kick me in the balls than shake Newsom's hand
Nic Fontaine 
macksting 
