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Chris_Aurit

@qzxjkvb.bsky.social

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created November 15, 2024

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Fret not, the surface has yet to be scratched😱

10/9/2025, 9:31:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure that's the brain worm talking.

2/9/2025, 12:11:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has one really cool party trick, if he turns sideways, he disappears.

30/8/2025, 10:20:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The memes write themselves - I've got a sammich and I'm not afraid to use it Put down the sammich and walk back slowly Do you feel lucky punk? etc, etc

30/8/2025, 10:09:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally, I get it. Bizarro Trump.

30/8/2025, 10:04:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also fell out of the crib and landed on his head, and played one too many football games without a helmet.

21/8/2025, 1:27:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SICK BURN!!

15/8/2025, 4:42:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Odd that she didn't address the puppy-killing, only her appearance.

12/8/2025, 2:23:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chuck Shumer and the Baileys (John Oliver takedown)

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12/8/2025, 2:10:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But think of the money being saved - it's low maintenance. Next stop, Astroturf.

8/8/2025, 10:38:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some say that Lucifer is adding deeper circles of hell just for them.

8/8/2025, 10:30:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like a strongly worded letter should be drafted. C'mon Chuck, we're relying on your steadfast leadership

25/7/2025, 11:57:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boycotting them is a good start, but we need to kick them square in the money nutsack. Let their advertisers know. Make the value of Paramount plummet so Skydance just gets an empty envelope. stopmediabiasnow.com/cbs-advertis...

20/7/2025, 11:30:57 AM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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What Paramount did is beyond despicable. Here's hoping that they suffer the same wrath as WaPo when they bent the knee. I for one am cancelling my Paramount S#treaming service with immediate effect. Won't you join me? #stephencolbert

18/7/2025, 3:57:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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,,, and marry each other

7/7/2025, 10:48:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I once heard this described as the "horse and sparrow" theory, feed the horse more and the sparrows get more to eat.

1/7/2025, 1:28:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even a blind squirrel will find a nut on occasion

18/6/2025, 10:32:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keystone gestapo. (Kids, ask your great grand parents.)

15/6/2025, 10:44:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caroline Leavitt: "Challenge accepted."

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28/5/2025, 6:08:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably spells occur with one c. Even my cat knows better.

28/5/2025, 10:45:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh - you're going to get a strongly worded letter

27/5/2025, 10:44:13 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With all due respect, why didn't you answer his simple question? Enough with platitudes, start breaking things.

17/5/2025, 10:31:02 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic Jedi mind trick

5/5/2025, 10:24:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To get to the other side ?

28/4/2025, 10:39:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Synchronized napping
14/4/2025, 7:44:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Comparing Drumpf to plant life isn't fair to plant life.

14/4/2025, 11:08:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think any amount of money will repair the carnage that waste of food has done to this country's global reputation

14/4/2025, 11:02:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I beg to differ, best cat video EVER!

11/4/2025, 10:31:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So if a couple in Georgia get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

7/4/2025, 4:35:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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something, something "when pigs fly"

9/3/2025, 11:22:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was funny when Emily Litella did it. Not so much now.

7/3/2025, 1:03:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lets not forget walmart and target

7/3/2025, 12:46:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK, so he gets one attaboy. Doesn't make a dent in that mountain of awshits for which he's responsible.

20/2/2025, 7:36:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To quote Douglas Addams: "They'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."

16/2/2025, 7:40:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shumer's apparent strategy is to feign outrage and follow up with a strongly worded letter.

13/2/2025, 12:34:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What this country needs is 534 more Jasmin Crocketts.

9/2/2025, 12:45:39 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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And lower the price of eggs

7/2/2025, 11:46:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party." Winston Churchill.

29/1/2025, 12:51:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for that, there is clearly not enough Philomena Cunk here!

18/1/2025, 3:56:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tragically, after TFG's toadies rubber stamp this reprobate the only thing left to those of us on planet reality is an epic eye-roll and an "I told you so."

16/1/2025, 12:50:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly, you'd have more success talking to a door than to those those who choose to believe the "forest fire" trope.

16/1/2025, 12:47:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better yet, why don't we just admit James K. Polk was an idiot and give Texas back to Mexico? Seriously, do we reallly NEED Texas?

13/1/2025, 11:27:13 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm no Joyce Brothers, but does this rant suggest somebody is insecure about their junk ?

13/1/2025, 11:22:12 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too soon? #quitfacebook

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8/1/2025, 4:24:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Am I seeing parallels to "Manifest Destiny" and James K. Polk's attitude toward Texas/Mexico? First, offer to buy it. If that fails, send a buffoon to negotiate. Mexico doesn't take him seriously Polk sees that as an insult and has no choice but to start a war. Might as well take CA as well.

7/1/2025, 7:44:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Manifest destiny 2.0 and the ghost of James K. Polk

23/12/2024, 6:12:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The die was cast for MSNBC when Joe and Mika went to florida to kiss the ring.

22/12/2024, 6:24:05 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe in my heart of hearts that this administration will henceforth and forever more be referred to as the "monkeys paw."

20/12/2024, 2:26:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New use of the word "everybody" I've not heard before.

20/12/2024, 11:21:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shouldn't be all that consequential, with this diet the rest of your life will rival that of milk.

16/12/2024, 2:49:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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something, something "bland leading the blind."

16/12/2024, 2:42:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can't see the paper bag it's sprayed in nor can you see the gold ring around her nose and mouth.

14/12/2024, 4:22:07 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pete Hegseth: "Drinking for me is not a problem." I drink, I fall down, No problem

5/12/2024, 5:41:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be an honor.

1/12/2024, 1:49:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first time I saw this image I thought to myself has Gibson sold its soul? WHEW!!!

26/11/2024, 3:00:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two more of the Trump lemmings who have come out of the closet and said they were with him the whole time. They really need to be put out to pasture.

18/11/2024, 5:48:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll NEVER forgive them for giving TFG so much air time in 2015.

18/11/2024, 5:43:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Monkey's paw.

18/11/2024, 5:34:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic Jedi mind trick. Strap in folks, we're going to see a lot of these.

17/11/2024, 1:55:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view