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Fret not, the surface has yet to be scratched😱
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Fret not, the surface has yet to be scratched😱
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Pretty sure that's the brain worm talking.
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He has one really cool party trick, if he turns sideways, he disappears.
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The memes write themselves - I've got a sammich and I'm not afraid to use it Put down the sammich and walk back slowly Do you feel lucky punk? etc, etc
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Finally, I get it. Bizarro Trump.
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Also fell out of the crib and landed on his head, and played one too many football games without a helmet.
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SICK BURN!!
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Odd that she didn't address the puppy-killing, only her appearance.
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But think of the money being saved - it's low maintenance. Next stop, Astroturf.
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Some say that Lucifer is adding deeper circles of hell just for them.
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Sounds like a strongly worded letter should be drafted. C'mon Chuck, we're relying on your steadfast leadership
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Boycotting them is a good start, but we need to kick them square in the money nutsack. Let their advertisers know. Make the value of Paramount plummet so Skydance just gets an empty envelope. stopmediabiasnow.com/cbs-advertis...
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What Paramount did is beyond despicable. Here's hoping that they suffer the same wrath as WaPo when they bent the knee. I for one am cancelling my Paramount S#treaming service with immediate effect. Won't you join me? #stephencolbert
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,,, and marry each other
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I once heard this described as the "horse and sparrow" theory, feed the horse more and the sparrows get more to eat.
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Even a blind squirrel will find a nut on occasion
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Keystone gestapo. (Kids, ask your great grand parents.)
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Probably spells occur with one c. Even my cat knows better.
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Ooh - you're going to get a strongly worded letter
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With all due respect, why didn't you answer his simple question? Enough with platitudes, start breaking things.
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Classic Jedi mind trick
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To get to the other side ?
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Comparing Drumpf to plant life isn't fair to plant life.
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I don't think any amount of money will repair the carnage that waste of food has done to this country's global reputation
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I beg to differ, best cat video EVER!
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So if a couple in Georgia get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
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something, something "when pigs fly"
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It was funny when Emily Litella did it. Not so much now.
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Lets not forget walmart and target
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OK, so he gets one attaboy. Doesn't make a dent in that mountain of awshits for which he's responsible.
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To quote Douglas Addams: "They'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."
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Shumer's apparent strategy is to feign outrage and follow up with a strongly worded letter.
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What this country needs is 534 more Jasmin Crocketts.
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And lower the price of eggs
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"Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party." Winston Churchill.
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Thanks for that, there is clearly not enough Philomena Cunk here!
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Tragically, after TFG's toadies rubber stamp this reprobate the only thing left to those of us on planet reality is an epic eye-roll and an "I told you so."
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Sadly, you'd have more success talking to a door than to those those who choose to believe the "forest fire" trope.
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Better yet, why don't we just admit James K. Polk was an idiot and give Texas back to Mexico? Seriously, do we reallly NEED Texas?
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I'm no Joyce Brothers, but does this rant suggest somebody is insecure about their junk ?
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Am I seeing parallels to "Manifest Destiny" and James K. Polk's attitude toward Texas/Mexico? First, offer to buy it. If that fails, send a buffoon to negotiate. Mexico doesn't take him seriously Polk sees that as an insult and has no choice but to start a war. Might as well take CA as well.
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Manifest destiny 2.0 and the ghost of James K. Polk
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The die was cast for MSNBC when Joe and Mika went to florida to kiss the ring.
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I believe in my heart of hearts that this administration will henceforth and forever more be referred to as the "monkeys paw."
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New use of the word "everybody" I've not heard before.
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Shouldn't be all that consequential, with this diet the rest of your life will rival that of milk.
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something, something "bland leading the blind."
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You can't see the paper bag it's sprayed in nor can you see the gold ring around her nose and mouth.
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Pete Hegseth: "Drinking for me is not a problem." I drink, I fall down, No problem
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It would be an honor.
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The first time I saw this image I thought to myself has Gibson sold its soul? WHEW!!!
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Two more of the Trump lemmings who have come out of the closet and said they were with him the whole time. They really need to be put out to pasture.
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I'll NEVER forgive them for giving TFG so much air time in 2015.
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Monkey's paw.
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Classic Jedi mind trick. Strap in folks, we're going to see a lot of these.