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@radm.transsexual.navy

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created August 27, 2024

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Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

okay well now i am thinking about it too thanks

3/9/2025, 10:47:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

fit check

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3/9/2025, 10:39:09 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

yaaayyyy

3/9/2025, 10:13:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Cole (@spacekings.space) reposted reply parent

made more! if you want one send me a dm and i'll mail it to you

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3/9/2025, 8:43:14 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eva (^_^)/ (@eva.computer) reposted

hellz yeah turn up da owl city,,, O_o

3/9/2025, 9:00:55 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

i try to use "CoDs" for the cleft of dimensions, not least because there used to be a different mud with a similar theme named cleft of dimension (singular)

3/9/2025, 9:14:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

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3/9/2025, 9:13:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

there are good studies! the us air force even did one; they consistently point to no meaningful athletic advantage after a while on hormone therapy

3/9/2025, 8:55:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

lowkey a lot longer than that i just didn't have it turned up like this

3/9/2025, 8:36:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

yeah i been tuned into that wavelength for like 6 months, its rough bud

3/9/2025, 8:35:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

in america you have the "right" to bear arms right up until any random cop decides you don't

3/9/2025, 8:31:34 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 8:30:22 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

different ppl got different love languages i guess

3/9/2025, 7:45:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

makes that "i'm a chore to you" from the other week sting though

3/9/2025, 7:43:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

good thread, dudes rock

3/9/2025, 7:42:18 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture spring 💜🙂 (@electroplasm.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

you should ‘warship’ our lord and savior jesus christ in heaven

3/9/2025, 7:35:25 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

but i like warships

3/9/2025, 7:30:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture spring 💜🙂 (@electroplasm.bsky.social) reposted

this is how REAL men dress 👇

3/9/2025, 6:47:07 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

maybe they are holding the focus with some pereopods or a mouthpart or something, leaving a claw free to clobber foes

3/9/2025, 6:57:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

lobster chars with a shield+focus still get full claw strike damage which is really a very viable build and probably the main draw of rolling a non-gladiator lobster

3/9/2025, 6:56:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

a CoDs character with both a shield and a 'held' item will still do 'unarmed' autoattacks -- imo this is fine as they are relatively low power (unless you are a lobster!) and can be abstracted as the character doing like elbow strikes and hip checks etc for chip damage, that it still calls a 'punch'

3/9/2025, 6:54:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

that sounds really nice actually

3/9/2025, 6:35:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

(slams the family feud button) PU PU PLATTER!!! (steve harvey makes a weird and strained expression as the audience loses it)

3/9/2025, 6:33:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

(nodding) and the yellow painted cliff ledges will be climbable

3/9/2025, 6:28:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture headfallsoff (@headfallsoff.com) reposted reply parent

one thing is for sure, as video games grow in fidelity and realism, and their development schedules balloon, if you shoot the red barrels they will explode

3/9/2025, 6:21:29 PM | 175 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

recent evidence is starting to suggest otherwise!!!

3/9/2025, 6:08:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

i think u might be growing and changing as a person (this is a good thing)

3/9/2025, 6:07:51 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Puppy Posts (@ddyngel.meangirls.online) reposted reply parent

If you managed to get through all the forces of society telling you NOT to transition and have the gall to say you were pressured or brainwashed you should be put in adult daycare for the rest of your life

3/9/2025, 5:54:35 PM | 39 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

ive been listening to the english version of mesmerizer on repeat for like 3 days

3/9/2025, 6:05:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

OOOOOO

3/9/2025, 6:04:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

sometimes they are useful for sharpening my own thoughts on a subject tho!

3/9/2025, 6:02:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

whats strudel, are u making pastries or is this some programmer thing lol

3/9/2025, 6:01:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

lots of ppl transition "medically" and later decide to stop or develop a more complex/nuanced gender identity than the "usual" route and transition differently or less or none, they're still trans if they simply claim to be, it's fine "detrans" isnt valid, are you trans in the present or not

3/9/2025, 6:01:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

"detrans" bc you were spurned by a community after you deliberately chose to leave it?? no way!!! have you considered its because of your woe-is-me ass personality and not because you decided to stop being trans tho defining yourself in opposition to something is a parasitic relationship, move on

3/9/2025, 5:56:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

"sacrifice your entire youth" you're only 34!! you have CHOSEN to be a washed up loser with that mindset!!! stupid!!!!!

3/9/2025, 5:47:57 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

damn is this coffee bitter or is it just you

3/9/2025, 5:39:03 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

im a pirate of course im breaking rules

3/9/2025, 5:05:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

try and stop me nerd

3/9/2025, 4:39:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

why do you think of yourself as "detrans" and not simply cis

3/9/2025, 4:11:01 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

yeag :(

3/9/2025, 4:09:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

our precious virile young white men are falling victim to a dastardly plot to trans their genders

3/9/2025, 4:09:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

fwiw i don't think elon or other ppl that say this kind of shit are necessarily rotten eggs, just terminally online misogynistic nazis who have become extremely embittered about not feeling allowed to sit at the cool kids' table (but because they are misogynistic nazis not because theyre cis/white)

3/9/2025, 4:08:07 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NightTrace (@nighttrace.org) reposted

Balkinization continues

3/9/2025, 3:55:47 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

exaaaaaactly

3/9/2025, 3:20:43 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

update: poop

3/9/2025, 2:45:25 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

my hips bro u have no idea

3/9/2025, 2:43:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

ngl i bumped up my e dose this year and also started working out in earnest and i think my body shape has feminized more since january than across the previous 5 years combined

3/9/2025, 2:28:24 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

neopussy tastes like pussy

3/9/2025, 2:20:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

clique = very ordinary friend group i am not part of

3/9/2025, 2:01:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

i can't wait to temporarily deactivate this account next monday night 😌

3/9/2025, 1:50:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

i'll go a step further and say he wants to "be" one of the girls because he is a sex pest

3/9/2025, 1:37:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

forgot i posted this before i fell asleep but so true

3/9/2025, 1:35:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨Jessie!✨ (@jessisamess.gay) reposted reply parent

sometime last year i tried to engage with him from a place of empathy, and it boiled down to him terrified that i wasn't including hatch-resistant eggs in my conceptualization of transness and i was like buddy, how can i say someone is trans if they won't claim transness for themselves

3/9/2025, 1:26:54 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

i hate this guy so much

3/9/2025, 1:08:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

yeag

3/9/2025, 1:02:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

you know how repotting a plant will stress it out but also give it new room to grow and flourish, that's how this feels

3/9/2025, 3:49:34 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

dermastamp + minoxidil

3/9/2025, 3:38:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

LOOKS LIKE PIRACYS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

3/9/2025, 3:37:17 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

jesus how have you not spontaneously combusted

3/9/2025, 3:26:30 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

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3/9/2025, 3:21:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

u look like a third pete from the adventures of pete and pete

3/9/2025, 2:59:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

bro come on

3/9/2025, 2:58:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

cleftofdimensions.net !!!

3/9/2025, 2:45:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

yeah just do it

3/9/2025, 2:40:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

"you know you can lick most mobs to efficiently determine their gender" okay i hate that this is actually true; the lick social will show the actor the target's $M variable which is its third person object pronoun AND most mobs don't react to it at all because they are not programmed specifically to

Social: lick Social type: normal (cnoarg) No argument given, character sees: You lick your lips and smile. (onoarg) No argument given, others see: $n licks $s lips and smiles. (cfound) Target found, character sees: You lick $M. *slurp* (ofound) Target found, others see: $n licks $N. *slurp* (vfound) Target found, victim sees: $n licks you. *slurp* (cself) Target is character himself: You lick yourself - yum! (oself) Target is character himself, others see: $n licks $mself - YUCK.
3/9/2025, 2:40:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

SOMEHOW

3/9/2025, 2:09:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

i'm gonna cry like a BITCH when this hits the catharsis point

3/9/2025, 2:09:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

lashing myself to the ship's mast to stop from trying to post through it

3/9/2025, 2:08:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

i'm i when i'm me i i'm when there's i'm and me when

3/9/2025, 2:07:04 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

🫂 you made it tho!

3/9/2025, 1:40:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

hmmm...

3/9/2025, 1:37:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

like you were objectively attractive before but damn wow ok

3/9/2025, 1:22:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

i will probably never wear these again and am just storing them until i get a chance to ebay them; the auxiliary is probably done for, covid almost killed it off and the second trump administration will certainly finish it

3/9/2025, 1:21:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

who up shrinking they coast guard uniforms

3/9/2025, 1:20:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

it used to be like that i swear

3/9/2025, 12:51:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hatey fightpussy (@princesscore.meangirls.online) reposted reply parent

has the government been going after "trenders?" no it's been passing laws to restrict trans healthcare and to reduce our legal rights. but it hasn't had any interest in defining who "gets to be trans." that's an anxiety trans ppl have about other trans ppl

3/9/2025, 12:52:03 AM | 65 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

same

3/9/2025, 12:22:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

that could be enough but it sounds hard, it sounds lonely

3/9/2025, 12:12:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

Ohtani is so awesome he's like a folk hero just a big giant man that hits dingers throws 100mph fastballs and talks to dogs

30/3/2025, 12:10:16 AM | 1234 109 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

or is this an impossible ask of someone, can i only be loved in the present, as i am in the moment

3/9/2025, 12:10:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

real tough because i don't even know what those components would be, i know i'm gonna be different and i know i won't be completely different but how am i supposed to know what's permanent, i'm stuck looking at this fucked up sliding puzzle box from the *inside*

3/9/2025, 12:07:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

well really i would "JUST" like to feel intrinsically cherished and desired, even if i change, or rather even when i do change, because i will, everyone does, but i want to know there's some "true" core components of me that are nevertheless lovable past present and future in spite of it all

3/9/2025, 12:04:29 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

ok but does it suck (funny) or is it just actually bad

3/9/2025, 12:01:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

WHAO

3/9/2025, 12:00:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

it's ok i worked for both l3 and gdit in a past life lol

2/9/2025, 11:53:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

DUDES ROCK

When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother. At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well. Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap
2/9/2025, 11:52:38 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

uhhhh general dynamics

2/9/2025, 11:47:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Clown Prince of Pronouns (@mel.bzky.team) reposted

product idea

estradiol vial that says tactical estradiol for real men
2/9/2025, 11:23:49 PM | 592 155 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

and she's holding a cool spider

2/9/2025, 11:37:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

pitstop at decadence

2/9/2025, 11:34:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

country girls make do

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2/9/2025, 11:31:15 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

what da tuna

2/9/2025, 11:23:47 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

do you call your wife t-mobile because of her unlimited talk

2/9/2025, 11:14:25 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

sometimes dinner is curry buldak and cocktail weenies

2/9/2025, 11:06:29 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

subtly, both of these songs seem to implicitly set the vaginoplasty BEFORE the hormones which may also have been part of the disinterest for me at the time

2/9/2025, 11:00:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

i thought i escaped that paradigm when i got out of the military but it turns out you still belong to the state just by being a citizen

2/9/2025, 10:58:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

REAL SHIT

2/9/2025, 10:51:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

and this vandals song

 With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest and follow my dreams and to face a life of delusion and gender confusion no longer will be the case I never wanted army men of basketballs, I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls And dressing up in mother's clothing. My whole life I've been feeling only feminine It always seemed so useless trying to be a man Now that's a ghost of Christmas past Now it feels like the very first time, cuz it's going to be the very first time, that Christmas feels right to me. And I know that I'm looking good Just like a real girl should- It's my first Christmas as a woman A doctor reconstructed my genitals And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe for a guy who could love a girl like me. I took the hormones and I got my breasts This season's gonna be the best to me. I won't have to tuck it behind me Since I got my brand new vagina It's my first Christmas as a woman. Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off! My penis, chop it off It's no use to me. Cut it off! Chop it off! Chop it off! My penis, cut it off so I can finally be A Woman... Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal to be a post operation transsexual. now I'm a pretty lady Now it feels like the very first time, cuz it's going to be the very first time, that Christmas feels right to me. Cuz I know that I'm looking good Just like a real girl should- It's my first Christmas as a woman
2/9/2025, 10:48:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy)

surprised that hearing this nofx song as a teenager didn't affect me more deeply, really i just internalized the ass wiping lyric and moved on with my life

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2/9/2025, 10:41:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beepatrix (@radm.transsexual.navy) reply parent

:3 what a compliment thank u www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ksr...

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