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beetle moses (@beetlemoses.bsky.social) reposted

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Heck yeah!

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Best trade ever.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. “Phantom IL”

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

"...What if they were in the hotel room and they set up a trapeze and there were people flying through the air having an orgy? You wouldn’t know about it, but you’d be fine.” I'm not sure Michael Kay knows what an orgy is.

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Matt, you used to be one of my go-to reads, but honestly you seem really preoccupied with talking about yourself and bickering with online leftists. You haven’t been producing great content for a while now. People who are seeking good analysis/journalism don’t like reading silly grievances.

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You're safe.

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@emmavigeland.bsky.social yo youtu.be/dijMKwZMU2Q?...

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Amazing show. Saw Jack rocking out to the scene he was in. That’s Puddles tugging on his beard 😂

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

No, my toddler is at work right now.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social)

Jack Black at tonight’s Weird Al show. Dude was really nice to my kids during the show.

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Source?

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Seems like Bernie or Matz should have gotten the sixth.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think he’s going to get any better with his other obligations…

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes sense. Thank you!

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re going to want to head to Logan. There’s a terminal with a flight to LAX. Get on it.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

No worries... looks like we were googling it at the same time lol

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Per MLB: www.mlb.com/glossary/tra...

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

I think a player can replace someone on the IL with commissioner approval, but otherwise have to be on the 40-man before Sept.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Almost certain they have to be on the 40 man before Sep to be post season eligible.

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Called it. If he sticks in the rotation the rest of the season, he’ll likely start against Pittsburgh, Arizona, Athletics (twice), ending regular season against Toronto. Almost like being in AAA for another month 😂 Red Sox make him post season eligible with the call up today. Love this.

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Makes him post season eligible.

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Perfect

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

This will be CB Bucknor in the post season.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Man what a bummer.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I think they nailed it.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Why'd y'all cut off the top of Marc Andreessen's head? Here's the full pic.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Pay $50 for a game you should be able to name him whatever you want.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

I would call him up this week. If they line things up right, he can cut his teeth on some bad teams until the final week. Here's what it could look like: PIT @ home AZ ATH ATH @ home TOR

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social)

I'm guessing Payton Tolle will get called up early this week with the intention of starting against Pittsburgh on Friday.

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Rough

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You can tell this is all for show because they’re not using a sprayer.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social)

NESN with these fan shots at Yankees Stadium 😂 they know what Sox fans wanna see.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

1 baserunner 9k in 5 innings. Bring him up.

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Payton Tolle coming?

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

She literally took a photo of Clinton getting a massage. Obviously lying.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Already getting mailers!

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Yeah how is this happening?

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Great post.

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Wut

beetle moses (@beetlemoses.bsky.social) reposted

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About time.

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Holy shit 😂

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I have delightfully forgotten that Nate Silver existed.

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CB Bucknor is an absolute joke.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Talk about a deep cut.

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I’ll take more of that please.

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Thank god for the off day. Bullpen's going to get some work tomorrow night.

beetle moses (@beetlemoses.bsky.social) reposted

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🤣

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Great deal.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Smart move by Boston. Basically buying out up to 4 years of free agency and he won't even be 30 yet.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

You rock

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Still doing the Lord’s work.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

This second half team feels like the 2013 team.

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They did a great job tonight. Would love to see more from them.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Ummm

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Series win baby

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Good appearance by you tonight.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

lol this is the most esoteric one yet

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

That kicked so much ass. Almost worth giving up four runs for.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Rush Limbaugh. Easily the most influential of the crazies and the man that laid the groundwork for all of this.

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Alcala is not long for this roster.

MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

🚨Unearthed footage shows Trump bragging about hiring a teenage girl because she was “so pretty.” When a woman asks to be a flight attendant on his jet, he says, “You can work on my plane anytime,” then calls it a “death wish”—comparing himself to an alcoholic around Scotch.

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This Red Sox fan approves. Great job.

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I hope the next president demolishes all that.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

West is best

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I see you’re also fans of @beetlemoses.bsky.social

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4% went to the island.

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Who needs World Series rings when you have a "very good farm system"?

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure we just freed up a roster spot for Joe Ryan to go to LA.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome.

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Given the return these teams are getting for relievers, if I'm Boston, I'm probably aiming for a mid-rotation SP and shifting Richard Fitts or Walker Buehler to the bullpen.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Release the Epstein Files.

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Smite Donald Trump.

Jen McCaffrey (@jcmccaffrey.bsky.social) reposted

With 24 hours until the deadline the Padres are still pursuing Jarren Duran. Plus notes on Garrett Crochett being pushed back a few days and a potential reunion with a familiar former Sox player www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...

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I wish Breslow would just trade from the farm system for ML talent. I have forgotten the names of more "untouchable" prospects than I have seen become regular Major Leaguers. Stop fetishizing "future value" and trade for NOW.

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I can't see them doing this unless there's a third team involved to bring in a legit, controllable SP.

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Made her millions so why not?

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit lol

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Too many teams chasing wild card spots. There are currently 21 teams within 5 games of a postseason spot. Makes the prices really high.

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Fixed

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@mlbtraderumors.bsky.social please get the trades started thanks.

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Even worse, they're 0-20 in one-run game losses this year.

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Buffalo Wild Wings shaming me for having the palette of a five year old.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh Jesus.

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I don't understand how something like this could happen.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Free link for those who don't want to pay for unoriginal reporting being presented as "exclusive": archive.ph/3NKMh

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Oof…

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmm will she end up on Fox News or The Free Press first?

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Looked cooked.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Feels like Duran is going to be The Dude if the Sox make the playoffs.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Right wingers working overtime to shift the Overton Window on pedophilia was definitely not on my bingo card.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like it would actually be good to understand this dynamic. A lot of people value, what they perceive to be, authenticity… regardless of party.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

DOJ: "Will you accept a pardon in exchange for lies that exonerate Donald Trump?" Maxwell: "Yes." Truthful.

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Wanna go in halfers on a Power Ball ticket?

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

Queue the hotdogs…

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

No, it’s been widely available in the United States for decades.

ralphsomething.bsky.social (@ralphsomething.bsky.social) reply parent

They are going to dangle a pardon in front of her in exchange for testimony claiming that Epstein and Trump never did anything wrong together.