I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators. Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
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I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators. Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
i don't particularly trust the Venezuelan government but i can't think of any good reason to consider our government more credible here
Me, whenever my kid asks me what news I just read.
Dude who wrote this and started the Choose Your Own Adventure books is David Corenswet‘s grandfather.
I share this CYOA ending every couple of months, because it comes to my mind every time.
I’m a crunchy essential oil meditation fan who went on blood pressure medication because I didn’t want to stroke out on my wife and kid. Not that she’d listen to me but I‘ve read a bunch of Seth and JZ Knight stuff and still say get on those BP meds.
Every fourth woman used to be tiny. Not anymore, thanks to woke
Oof. Doing the Lord’s work out here.
Me sitting here with my never had gummy clusters ass.
Jesus. Bodies are weird.
Is this where I pedantically point out peanuts are not nuts so if y’all are nut free…
As a fellow crunchy PB lover… respect. And good luck!
Man, I’m getting similar feels as when Foley was running around slagging his ex-wife and tiptoeing around men’s rights bullshit.
Right before I’m being forced to go to Dreamforce. Awesome.
Dang… like how many times have I looked at the child like this makes no logical sense!?!?!
Sunflower butter is also a substitute, and it has gone over a bit, but we’ve mostly just given our little one cold chicken for his lunches.
It's official, use it in Scrabble
Be good to each other folks. And the people who would be bad? Take away their toys and put them in the corner like the never evolved children that they are. And if push comes to shove? Shove back harder. Always.
Gonna go out and beat up Guy now.
I fucking can't with them 😂 Mercedes and Mortos are so cute 🥰 #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼♂️
No reason? The reason is that this is a dope picture and you look dope in it.
He loved Tori Amos!
And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas
HIT HIM AGAIN KHAN
I love how Trump is the embodiment of the evil that both militia nuts and religious nuts spent their whole lives preparing to fight and those people are basically his strongest supporters.
My aunt who worked for NASA down in Huntsville for forever, and her husband, who shares my name and brings great shame to it, ended up MAGA, the only in our family, so they probably got big ol’ boners for this dumbass move.
She could’ve tossed him like a sandwich.
My goodness but I love these two lines. So dope. Cannot wait to read the book. Thank you.
“The fact is that our Present has become the very Past we desperately hoped we had outrun. History, as it turns out, has swifter feet than even the most alert of us could’ve expected.”
Say what you will, but, “How’d I even get on this plane?” is a top-tier dumbass defense.
Holy shit: Stateline spoke to nearly a dozen firefighters, agency staffers and contractors, who said that top officials assigned to the fire deployed the crews to a remote location under false pretenses so federal agents could check their immigration status. www.hcn.org/articles/fir...
I haven’t thought about Queen Romana in forever! Hope Karma moves down south for some housecleaning down here soon!
My wife just said (like 15 minutes ago) we (I got volunteered) have to do a 6 week anti inflammatory elimination diet so if anything else tasty and clean comes up I’ll pass it along.
david frum is pretending he doesn't know the difference between joining an organization as a donor member and joining an organization in a substantive sense. I can also join the ACLU today for a donation but they're not gonna let me start filing briefs for them.
Yeah, definitely disheartening for sure. Like, why’d y’all go into medicine in the first place without kindness and patience and wanting to help everybody? And this system isn’t helping anything that’s for damn sure. Hope you find the doctor she deserves.
Have you had the Unreal dark chocolate coconut candies? Like a better Mounds. Super clean. We like all the Unreal stuff but I think their other products have milk or traces. www.reddit.com/r/Costco/com...
She took the DVD of Saw down to the plastic surgeon, pointed to the cover, and said give me one of these.
gotta justify bombing them or them somehow
Chocolate I just have dark chocolate and it stinks and I stare daggers at my mother for pretending it’s good.
I’m pretty bad with cow dairy myself but we’ve found some good coconut or cashew based ones that tasted pretty good. Sometimes I just say what the hell too and have the real ice cream.
It’s true, I really would like to save democracy
As a responsible parent I have to find out if there is a clean version of FDT I can bump.
Millions of Republicans would really support a civil war because we insufficiency worship the senile reality TV host they handed nukes and I’m simply not sure how to process that sort of breathtaking nihilism.
Hope my kid is good the rest of the week so I can take him out for ice cream.
one notable thing is that marco rubio openly tried doing a coup in venezuela like 7 years ago and everyone forgot about it enough to make him secretary of state so now hes just blowing up ships of venezuelan nationals
We’re going to have to protect these survivors.
Me, my wife, and our 4 year old all go to the same eye doctor, so not a pediatric specialist, but handles kids and is not a dick and we all love him. Gave my kid mini scissors and stapler kit for his present which I wasn’t super wild about but what can you do?
Ice cream kills imposter syndrome. That’s a science fact.
Tired: Why won’t Democrats endorse Zohran? Wired: He’s already gotten the endorsement from the Party that really matters
I really should have leaned more into lying and bootlicking as a career strategy.
Absolutely right. Strip these people of every credential they have.
Good morning
Patiently waiting for the “build your natural immunity to rabies” movement to gain steam
What the hell? If I ever have to hear about aesthetics from a Parisian again…
Not the pitch. Speed off the bat. I think. Hit the bleachers lickety split.
i do not think this goes well for cuomo
AOC: If anybody says “this isn’t fair, I'm gonna have to divest all my stocks if I run for congress” maybe you should stay home.
are his files As full as thy report?
The future sucks.
dr joseph ladapo hails from maha california
Terminally embarrassing that he got tenure at UCLA.
lmao these aren't even left wing Representatives for the most part, the vast majority of critiques are from centrist Dems
dammit they’re gonna have to rename the Wexner Medical Center AND the Abercrombie & Fitch Emergency Department
Rich parents with sense are going to send their kids to schools that mandate vaccination. Public school kids aren't going to get that option.
Epstein survivor on Epstein: "His biggest brag forever was that he was very good friends with Donald Trump."
At what point do we give up on a state and just try to crowdfund and mutual aid as many people and families who want to escape the death cults as possible up out of these places? Hypothetically speaking.
Thankful my kid only wanted to watch the same episodes over and over.
The thing that depresses me about Trumpism is that 2009-15, however imperfect, felt like positive incremental change. Reading this, all I can think about is how Steve King felt real repercussions for his racism in 2020. Schmitt won’t get stripped of committees for this. Because it’s mainstream now.
Sparta were the GOAT of trash talk while having no game to back it up. They are the Patrick Beverly of European history.
Dehydrated Nick Kroll
cool story hey anyway did you notice the president has a 28 year old personal assistant who looks exactly like his wife and a 32 year old communications aide who looks exactly like his daughter and a mistress who looks exactly like his ass
Lots of evacs in Madera County. https://www.fire.ca.gov/Incidents #wildfires #MaderaCounty #Madera #CAwx
I own an average Pomeranian (mix) and that bitch (literal) loves to start a fight with a city bus, this may be too high a standard to hold politicians to
This is a sitting US Senator (R-MO) declaring that the United States was built for white people and white people only.
mamdani had his fourth meeting with jeffries, and jeffries continues to withhold an endorsement in a race against a corrupt cop, a fascist, and a sex criminal who intentionally handed the state senate to republicans and gerrymandered against the democrats.
reminder that as trump looks to expand his terror to other cities, shit is still very much going down in LA
Me, whenever anybody asks me anything these days.
This article is ridiculous. “Out of roughly 20 operatives in Mamdani’s inner circle, eight are under 36 years old. Three of those politicos have ties to Soros.” So…less than half of his advisors are younger than 36 & 3/20 have vague connections to one of the most generous Democratic donors? Oh no!
I feel like in the 1980’s/90’s this would be a major plot point in a Tom Clancy novel, and the operation would be carried out as an off-book, illegal black op, with various characters trying to cover it up lest they face congressional hearings. Now the President just announces it.
The U.S. Secretary of Energy does not know that electricity is energy. I'm glad we've gotten rid of DEI programs and are now giving America the leadership it deserves.
A fan at PNC Park said they flew 23 hours to watch the Pirates on their sign in English/Japanese (I Believe) on the Jumbotron The fan then flipped the sign, which said "Bob, Sell The Team!" in both English and Japanese, to which the Jumbotron focused on another fan
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Yeah, he’s apparently getting damned intelligence reports about what the federal government is planning to do to his constituents which is levels of batshit beyond anything I would have thought possible like a decade ago and is now just a Tuesday.
This motherfucker said Alanama…
And I can’t believe I misspelled Alabama, christ on a crutch.
And his pupils were hella dilated. Don’t know if that’s the same. Ran into the character limit but assume I always add “looks like death warmed over just a real piece of shit” to every description I give of him.
I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
Until I’m shown reason otherwise, Pritzker is the guy
Space Command moves to Alanama because Colorado has vote by mail. Will send troops into Chicago at some point cause he has the right to do it. Also Baltimore. Thinks the video throwing shit out the WH is fake even after some FNC dipshit showed it to him. Hand and face makeup don’t match.
the democratic party's bias to normalcy is gonna kill us off. the gop is literally talking about a military junta and the democratic leader is operating like he can just cut a deal with republicans like its normal times.
The reason I'm a liberal isn't because I think everyone should hold hands and sing Kumbaya- it's because I think we can build a society were we can all coexist without trying to kill and enslave each other, even if we have radically different ways of life.
Spotted in Dupont Circle.
Laughing at what being engaged to Cory Booker must be like. Just an endless series of focus tested dinners.
Hell yeah!
I’m learning how to shoot arrows from horseback out in California to ride for Pritzker.
If it counts whose blood is on the sidewalks then as a mom and on my own behalf I think it does the children potentially lethal disservice to not tell them what the world is like given we could fix it. I find it offensive when people shy away from the violence just because they can and prefer to.