Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
Didn't expect my Microeconomics homework to converge with my interest in pro wrestling.
Dad, husband, engineer, musician, entrepreneur, og studerende i dansk. Not actually an alien, just a dumb image I had ChatGPT produce as a joke.
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Didn't expect my Microeconomics homework to converge with my interest in pro wrestling.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the news coming to FightfulSelect.com, or the potential signing?
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
Tempting? What are you waiting for?
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
I have this really cool feature on my phone where I can buy and download music from any reputable source, Amazon Music, Bandcamp, even iTunes, and I can play that music on any app on my phone that I want. Follow me for more life hacks like this invented 20 years ago.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, you are just my favorite person today. Thank you, friend.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
But I need to know what this new song is. AEW original? Someone else's track?
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
I've never been, myself. Literally the only reason I know it exists is because of Nitro. Lol
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
Now all I need is AEW to host #AEWDynamite in the Mall of America and sell a WCW inspired t-shirt with "Where the best wrestler." on the back.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
I've never dropped everything and run to an online shop so fast. #AEW #ForTheSickos #2300Arena #ECWArena
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
I like to tell people AEW is ECW with WCW's money.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
@mikeyrukus.bsky.social You already know I'm gonna ask. Is Hook’s new theme a track produced for AEW, or is that some existing song they licensed?
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If this shirt ends up on the Shop it's going to sellout even though PWT prints on-demand. Lol
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't bought a wrestling shirt since like 2020, but if this hits the Shop that will change.
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I had to give this a double take.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
"The Galaxy's Greatest Alien" Kris Statlander is "Surfer"-Sting-level of legendary IMO and I really wish we'd get a throwback run some day. P.S. Yikes, all the extracurricular stuff soiling an otherwise good match here was down right bowling shoe ugly.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
Dear Tony Khan, We don't have to brutally murder people in the ring every time they need to take time off. lol. You *literally told us* that Ospreay needed time off. Being injured was apart of the storyline. Sincerely, Leave Billy Alone!
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
#AEWForbiddenDoor instant reaction: C&C/Patriarchy ⭐️⭐️⭐️ TNT ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.5 TBS ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ IWGP World ⭐️⭐️⭐️.5 World Tag ⭐️⭐️⭐️.5 Unified ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Women's World ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Men's World ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Cage ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Overall: 7.5/10
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
I felt like a child, because I literally had to put my hands up to cover the screen.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny. I wasn't familiar with the porta potty term, only the phrase.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
The Ospreay intro. MMMBop. That gummy bears sequence. I've seen enough. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #AEWForbiddenDoor
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
Holy shit, that Ospreay introduction gave me chills. #AEWForbiddenDoor
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Maxwell Jacob Hogan had to protect himself.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
Yea, this is 100% my favorite steel cage setup ever, and I've not even seen the match yet. #AEWForbiddenDoor
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
Where is the main event lighting? #AEWForbiddenDoor
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
War Daddy cometh. #AEWForbiddenDoor
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
Bryan Danielson is subtly a genius as a commentator. #AEWForbiddenDoor
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Man, TK has GOT to strap a rocket to Big Bill. Literally Kevin Nash reincarnated as a better in-ring wrestler.
Andy (@andy.wrestlejoy.com) reposted
counter programming is irrelevant if i wasn't going to watch it anyway
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I don't mean to glaze you up so much, but I hope you can take a second every now and then to appreciate it. You've done *a lot* in your career. But you'll also always have the fact you played a not so insignificant role in shaping one of the greatest unique wrestling characters of all-time.
Jude Kilgour (@judekilgour.bsky.social) reposted
No one and nothing loves felonies more than pro-wrestling. #AEWDynamite
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
"Goaded" feels like a stretch. More like extorted... With the threat of murder.
Bill (@thrilliam19.bsky.social) reposted
“Find a happy place.” - Ricochet #AEWDynamite
Andy (@andy.wrestlejoy.com) reposted
How is every episode of AEW Dynamite the best episode of #AEWDynamite? 🤔
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In Latin, she would be called Babia Majora.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, exactly. Like, I get it. The idea is he's unhinged, or whatever. But that song just completely lacks the "tough" factor that Mox often portrays.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
Anything but Wild Thing. I always hated that theme.
Maxwell 🖖 (@maxwellcole.bsky.social) reposted
INJECT TARZAN BOY INTO MY VEINS ON SUNDAY!!! #AEWDynamite
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
FWIW, I actually thought that's who the vignette was for at first.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
Babeasaurus Rex
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OMFG LUCHASAURUS RETURNS! #AEWDynamite
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
They believe the church leader(s) talk directly with God. When that's just accepted logic, it's not much of a leap to then think, "God decided he changed his mind. We can update things a little bit with the times."
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
At least I entered my pre-order #, because instructions not clear how to enter by sharing on social media. Did I do this right? #thisbookisallelitepreorder
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I just want to preface this by saying, I like Anthony Richardson a lot. I think he's a lot of fun to watch. But I think we need to read between the lines. None of his teammates are pounding the table for him, so clearly he's got a ways to go to earn back trust.
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Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
NWO Wolfpac Swerve is my new favorite version of Swerve. #AEWDynamite
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
I'm a day late watching #AEWCollision. Having Paul Walker Hauser on commentary is super cool.
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I was impressed with those youthful blokes.
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Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
Matt & Nick really went into All In saying, "How can we have the most obnoxiously over-the-top entrance ever?" And since, have done the complete opposite, saying, "How can we ruin our entrance tonight?" Such a GOATed storyline. #AEWDynamite
All Elite Central (@allelitecentral.com) reposted
Co-workers (again). 🥰
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
Did we watch the same video?
Joe (@championoftheworld.bsky.social) reposted
AEW Dynamite is Wednesday nights on TBS
RoCktHiS_mIkE (@rockthismike.bsky.social) reposted
The Fed has gone full blown MAGA. You can't say it's not. It's all right there in front of your eyes. You even have Michael Cole saying, "Make America Great Again" 🙄 It's not a wrestling company I would support. And for those fans who booed at SummerSlam think about who you're giving your money 🤼
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
Which image is from Horizon and which is of the ripoff?
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9-year-old me would have been hotshotting the title onto Dalton so fast.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reposted
I think AEW should do a Hogan tribute that's just The Hurt Syndicate saying whatever they want about him for roughly 5 to 10 minutes. - Especially Benjamin Shelton. 🤼
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
Terry Bollea had some very problematic flaws as a person, but Hulk Hogan the character/persona sparked my lifelong interest in pro wrestling. So, for that #RIP.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
How many favorite wrestlers am I allowed to have in AEW? I feel like I have a lot. #AEWDynamite
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A new personal favorite from the full album is the genre-bending "Walls," which has a folksy Neil-Young-gone-punk vibe to it.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
I know I’m mostly just shouting into the void on here. But hey, void. Laura Jane Grace’s Adventure Club dropped today & it fucks. You should check it out. laurajanegrace.ffm.to/adventure-club
Jay T. Shirt (@fight4ever.bsky.social) reposted
Going through my photos. No doubt my shot of the night. #AEW #AEWDynamite
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TDub says TRANS RIGHTS or GTFO (@twkreviews.bsky.social) reposted
The camera looking to the heel side of the entrance only to show Hangman walking out of the babyface side is some EXCELLENT storytelling. #AEWAllIn #WrestleSky
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It was so effing good.
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Major W.
no average joel (@noaveragejoel.bsky.social) reposted
Prince Nana just pulled some Now You See Me sleight of hand magic to handcuff Marina Shafir and then danced in her face. What a legend. #AEWAllInTexas
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
Hot take: I'd kind of like Hangman to keep his new theme moving forward.
Andy (@andy.wrestlejoy.com) reposted
How is every AEW All In the best #AEWAllIn?
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
#AEWAllInTexas instant reaction: Trios ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Men's Gauntlet ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ TNT ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Tag ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.5 Women's Gauntlet ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Tag ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.5 Women's World ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Unified ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Men's World ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Overall: 8/10
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
If that's how we're gonna start the gratuitous violence I'm concerned. #AEWAllIn #AllInTexas
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
"Oh. May. Gah." One of my favorite signature tags ever. #AEW #AllInTexas
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
Friendly reminder that Tony Storm should be recognized as the #1 professional wrestler, regardless of gender, for 2025.
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Literally just went to find this gif to make the same joke.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
Yo... What if Mercedes wins and Athena's world title shot becomes a winner take all? Potentially 9 Belts Moné? #AEW #AllInTexas
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I can't wait.
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
I really need Ospreay coming out of the Rey Mysterio elevator to become a permanent thing. Tony Khan, empty your bank account to make it happen if you have to. #AEW #AEWAllIn #AEWAllInTexas #AllInTexas
Booster Grey (@boostergrey.bsky.social) reposted
Dustin winning is the right choice for a LOT of reasons Bring the crowd back up after the Adam Cole announcement Reward Dustin for everything he does Get a Sammy heel turn in motion Give Kyle some major heat for beating Dustin one on one #AEWAllIn
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
First of all, because he deserves it. But secondly, because Adam Cole's announcement would overshadow Fletcher's win and subsequent reign. Now, they can build up a match between Kyle & Dustin that properly elevated Kyle.
WCW Worldwide Fansite (@wcwworldwide.com) reposted
Sting Jr is on the floor at All In. Eyes locked and darted away when he saw my hot pink Sting tee, available now for preorders only at WrassleShop.com That’s right, WrassleShop. If it ain’t WrassleShop, I don’t want it. 🦂
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
Oh shit. What if Eddie came back on this match? #AEWAllInTexas
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
I like how they didn't bother attempt a neck brace with Joe because we know damn well nothing's fitting around that thing. #AEWAllinTexas
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
#AEW Y'All In Predictions: Casino Gauntlets Men's: Mark Briscoe Women's: Athena
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Major level up for the RetroMania roster. Awesome for them.
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Hangman v. Moxley
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I'm sure you've been asked this before, but is this match effectively a shoot made into a work? Like, I'd heard that Kenny no longer has the EVP title. Are the Bucks shoot giving it up, too, and they're just kayfabing it, too?
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
I honestly love how #AEW decided to just triple down on who they are. Arguably the most important event in AEW history. Highest domestic attendance outside WWE in 2 decades, I'm guessing? And Tony said, "Give them buckets. Buckets of blood. Texas Death."
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social)
Hangman Adam Page is the greatest character in the history of pro wrestling, no hyperbole. #AEWDynamite #AEW
Electric Fetus (@electricfetusmpls.bsky.social) reposted
July 18th @laurajanegrace.bsky.social's Adventure Club is out and we'll have a cool patch with purchase of the CD, cassette or pink vinyl while supplies last. Place your pre-order to reserve one. Shipping ok. Limit one per person. @polyvinyl.bsky.social www.electricfetus.com/UPC/64411005...
Ross (@raw-wheat.bsky.social) reply parent
Just for giggles, I had AI generate this image, too, of what our hypothetical WWF-themed main event might have looked like.