At that point it’d just be easier to get out, pick it up and drop it where you want it.
At that point it’d just be easier to get out, pick it up and drop it where you want it.
Hooraybor day for Labor Day!
Did he have to jump to slap the glass away like that, or do you think he used a step stool?
No, you explain how an entire generation forgot how to make a sandwich.
Superman: Where’s the dog, Lex? Lex, calmly: I have no idea what you’re talking about. Superman, panicking: You don’t understand, IT WASN’T MY DOG!!!
No matter where people try to migrate to, the same problems will follow.
It does look like the toner is about to run out, though.
I hope someone knows HM01, else it’s a long trip back.
My face when I accidentally grab a zero sugar drink instead of regular
Just a reminder, you have to be bit by the radioactive animal to turn into the respective animal-man. Eating radioactive food just has a high chance of turning you into a glowy skeleton.
I asked nicely
Decides to do an evil deed, mask breaks immediately.
Must be sung to the tune of I am the very model of a modern major-general.
At 1.88 cm it should be a tall obsession with a mini Latvian.
Nine Inch Nails and Hair Salon.
Huh, I guess they are related now.
There needs to be an outlaw gang that rides pachys and try to ram cargo dinos so they can heist them.
Who do think hired them?
I know he’ll probably be the only scientific mind of reason that will most likely be ignored for political reasons, but the prof/doc looks like a Darkwing duck villain.
Just as long as I can boil em, mash em, or stick them in a stew.
Apparently this thing counts as one.
Hey guys, I just checked. Apparently all he did for a couple hundred years was sit in a cave and eat fish.
I need this with pikmin sound effects
I’m more worried about the cranes learning goose survival skills.
You’re scared of the Christmas Hershey kisses commercial?
What? It’s rain day? Oh no nonono. *rushes to the window* I thought I brought that in.
*me looking for the serious Star Trek amongst the silly ones*
We find this acceptable.
Yeah, we want the rotting deer carcass! *turns to the crowd with a megaphone* ROTTING DEER CARCASS! ROTTING DEER CARCASS!
If your answer isn’t a jigglypuff seen from above, then we aren’t friends
The release date for Coyote Vs. Acme has been announced at San Diego Comic Con. The film will officially be released in theaters on August 28, 2026. Cannot wait to see this on the big screen!
The hat held all of the control.
Peacock: hold my beer
Please tell me it needs an dragoniteite in order to mega evolve
I hate to break it to everyone, but it’s not flying. It’s falling. This is an old video that’s played in reverse.
Step one: find a big trench coat. Step two: wear trench coat Step three: always introduce yourself as three kobolds in a trench coat, changing accents every time someone talks to you
The ranger was convinced by the other party members that snipes are real and must be hunted down.
This guy in Metroid fusion
DM: alright, the last remaining kobold is going to cast Fireball at 6th level. Rogue, desperately diving for cover: I have a complaint!
Path of the Retail
10 imaginary internet points that he’ll try to submit himself as the first candidate.
Using superb fishing skills to seal an Eldritch god away using garlic.
The Village of Portharbor… IS UNDER ATTACK!!!
All hail the mighty Dragon Birb! Protector off all things that try to leave the nest too soon!
Every time the paladin does something even remotely note worthy:
It’s not a wild otter.
You asked for it
I’m pretty sure the exact same scenario happened to Dr Seuss growing up.
I’ve never noticed this before, but it looks like they stole each others gloves/sleeve things.
For when you order a tall glass of water, but the barkeep misheard you.
*Alexa noises* now changing your presets.
DM to the rogue that they don’t like: ok, so you rolled a Nat 1 on a stealth check. You poke at something sitting on a well which causes a full suit of armor to go crashing down the well hitting every trap and alarm along the way. You hear drums. The army is coming. And they have a cave troll.
Rogue: And don’t forget friendship! *pulls out a bandolier holding 10 knives, each with a letter inscribed to spell out friendship on the hilts.*
Yes, but instead of $20 you can now have up to $50.
Also you can see what looks like a blue skirt around her ankles. I don’t think we’ve seen her wearing blue before.
She did seem surprised by her name being called. I thought they knew each other? Suspicious
Gangle was probably pretty happy to get that home run that we definitely total saw.
Has a bonus action to disengage, but only by moving sideways
Support your local artists. Especially the ones in your own home.
Since I’m assuming that tanning beds would work the same as actual sunlight it’s most likely just cheap spray on tan.
It’s me. I’m Gustopher.
The cat during the 6 weeks
Attempting to lead an uprising against the crown, arson, and minor mail fraud.
Fighter: so the first step is to approach your opponent squarely in front and meet their gaze- Rogue: -so I can sneak from behind and gain advantage for a sneak attack *takes notes* Fighter: no.
Your patron ends up being the program. Should have read the fine print before signing.
They actually meant Willow the movie, not Willow the Disney+ series.
Me whenever someone asks to see my spell book.
It’s in the solo movie. While it did happen off-screen, it’s obvious that it happened.
Which way is it to Albuquerque?
Sam Reich: And just discovering a WinCo near their house, it’s Kory Bing!
Removed one of the main antagonist and changed the dynamics of other characters, yes. Yes they did.
I lost all interest when I learned that captain Gantu was cut.
My honest reaction when @magehandpress.bsky.social starts to send out physical copies of The book of extinction after waiting and supporting for so long.
That depends on if the creature chewed first or just swallowed.
Rogue: hey guys, has anyone seen the bag of holding? It has all of our rare and volatile magic items. Barb: I last saw it with the Druid when we were fighting those goblins yesterday. Druid: oh that. It had a stain on it so I threw it out.
Hi, you’ve reached the office of Count Morvant. I’m currently away from my desk at the moment. For “arcane stones that will turn me into a vampire” deliveries, please use the loading dock on the south side of the castle. If you are a Skaven Lord with an appointment, please use the secret entrance.
Similar to Knonshu and Moon knight
So is this a pigeon with another pigeon on top, or a pigeon with arms sticking out of its neck?
*to the tune of YMCA* Bee girl, what’s that thing that you’ve found? I said Bee girl, yoinking bugs from the ground! I said Bee girl- wait, hold up, you’re too close YOURETOOCLOSE!!!
For when your head is smaller than the pup cup.
I’m not even sure what we’re supposed to do on Columbus Day. I can’t think of one tradition, food, or social gathering activity. All I can do is just look at the calendar, acknowledge that it dies in fact exist, and go about my day.
For when you need a more Matrix apocalypse than a Terminator one.
Artificer: [Add duct tape until it either gets fixed or explodes]
If only there was a way to get more famous. Maybe like GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!!!
Whoever made this, we are friends. Via Jeph Loeb via @one_true_nerdking #inconceivable #princessbride #starwars #theprincessbride #funnyvideos
Oh, my eyes fine actually. I just keep one covered so I can transition to dark places easier.
If you turn into a Venus flytrap can you still make attack rolls?
Valerie Skie
The best I can do is maybe a third of a kit and caboodle.
