Seeing him tomorrow night in NH. I'll ask him 😅
Seeing him tomorrow night in NH. I'll ask him 😅
Bondi has been complicit for years
Lmao
What a 💩
Amazing. #Science #CancerSucks
Lmfao
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Brevity is always best when it's not the answer they want 🤣😅😆
Fake news
Only because he did.
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True story
one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
The president lies like an AI chat bot. Literally just hallucinates things that never ever happened and everyone just nods along
GOOD TWEET. GOOD MOOD. FIGHT.
Lionheart
Florida is a swamp and smells like rot. Can't understand why ANYONE would want to visit it let alone live there. One of these days it's just going to turn into one massive sinkhole anyway.
😂😅😆 I'm guessing that's why he didn't stay for lunch
Life comes at you fast
It was my fervent hope. Alas, there is zero redemption for the Traitor-in-Chief.
That is entirely insulting to dogs.
"...an historic embarrassment for the United States..."
🇺🇦 Re-upping this one in the name of decency and democracy. Slava Ukraini!
Ewww 😂😅
Pritzker has been pretty good too
Even Putin has distaste for odorous Tiny Hands Donnie
🤣🤣 lmao 🔥🧨🔥🧨🔥🧨
Nailed it 🎯 I love a succinct and accurate synopsis ✓
🍄rump looked like a total PAB today. ~ Got off his plane first ~ Stood out there clapping for Pootie like a starry eyed school girl ~ Putin led the way on every walk while Taco 🌮 Tits followed 3 steps behind. ~ Putin could have wore a motorcycle shirt “if you can read this the bitch fell off”
Yeah, but he was way better looking.
Lmao
Love this
This 👇👇👇👇
Well, the baby alligator at least makes sense 🤣🙃🥴
😔
I'm sorry. I literally cannot even listen to them. I made it through about 15 seconds 🤮
Love this.
Description of pathetic. Nailed it 🎯🎯
Absolutely. It's not personal at all. I dislike everyone pretty equally 🤣😂😅
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Are you SURE it was "free and fair?" I'm certainly not.
But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.
Raskin: In any event, if he really cared about public safety in DC… he would not have pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and violent cop beaters on his first day in office.
They paid for the back door into the files
Note to Kristi Noem: It is far better to be mocked in a cartoon for how you look than to be shoved into the back of a U-Haul and kidnapped for how you look.
You finally talked me into it. Godspeed good people.
I hear she's not too flattered by the public mirror view 🤣😅😂 It is always a little surprising to see yourself through others' eyes
You mean Tulski might not actually have our security interest at heart?
This 👇👇👇👇
Well, thankfully Presidents can't do anything illegal. Roberts' court has already decided his immunity.
Viva la Canada 🇨🇦 😂😅🤣
Dan. We miss you, man. What a thing to take for granted. A free and COMPETENT press.
I love your optimism and the fact that you made me literally "laugh out loud."
And then there are those who will shoot their own dogs and rejoice in treating humans as animals. #CrueltyIsThePoint
Thank you for the reminder 🙏♥️
Even "low information Americans" go to the grocery store. The orange idiot is gonna find that out the hard way.
When there is no consequence for lying, it becomes a very valuable tool in your arsenal. #TrumpLies
Lmao. I just got accused by the kitchen designer of having "a lot" of drawers in my current kitchen 🤣😅😂
Yay Canada 🇨🇦
Fuck that. Let him walk right off the edge 🤣😅😂
If we ended gerrymandering and overturned Citizens United, made bribing politicians illegal again, the GOP wouldn't win the House or Senate for 1,000 years. Throw in term limits for Supreme Court justices, and we’d finally fix the court that legalized this corruption.
It's like seeing a Woolly Mammoth or a Dodo bird. You know, things you thought were extinct.
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It took an act of God for the Drumpf administration to comply with court orders to have wrongly accused Kilmar Abrego Garcia moved out of the hellish mega-prison CECON, but convicted child sex trafficker #GhislaineMaxwell gets a free ticket to #ClubFed?? What gives #PedoTrump?
Greg Abbott is a cheater and a liar (he ain't jumping high no matter who asks) 😁😅🤣
My time, his time. Whatever. Close enough 🤣😂😁
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Very catchy 🪕🎶🎻
In MAGA’s World, Reality is what you make it.
youtu.be/mKAnk2XVnDE?...
It's already started. You are correct. They are definitely showing signs of being punch drunk.
She is 🔥🔥🔥 She will be on a national stage very soon. @petebuttigieg.bsky.social here is your dream running mate
lawyer_oyer Liz Oyer Former DOJ Pardon Attorney. Forever a public defender. Hardwired to stand up to bullies. @lawyeroyer.com
Such a fine sight to see
Start a Go Fund Me. I'm in for you my friend.
I think you can just leave it at "unbelievable."
Someone actually told me the other day that because of the collider in Cern, we have actually entered another dimension. Some days, it doesn't sound so crazy 🤷♀️
He LOOKS like he has plenty of time, but I will take him at his word 😂
It's called being a petulant cuck.
They're so low they're under-fucking-ground. We can just stay on this side of the dirt and start throwing some around.
Never would have known that. Thanks for sharing.
We DO tend to be brutally honest 😂
Love you girl. So many happy times listening to your music. It still evokes such a warm feeling. #ThankYou
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Learn labor statistics? More like, learn how to make that shit up.
This is brilliant 👏
This 👇👇👇👇
Nope.
And we're officially at the end of being able to trust the jobs numbers in this country ever again.
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American Gestapo