The best kind of person is the Boomer or older person who is extremely offline and practices their amateur art for 50 years. You only find out about them when their grandkid posts all their work on Reddit.
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The best kind of person is the Boomer or older person who is extremely offline and practices their amateur art for 50 years. You only find out about them when their grandkid posts all their work on Reddit.
ALL THESE APPS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT BLUESKY. ATTEMPT NO POSTING THERE.
Look, if I was trying to consolidate power as an aspiring authoritarian I would not try to not create a second bonus army, but I guess this is how Trump is built different
Me when my wife sees the browser history
Trump’s an em dash user now, huh.
Being a person right now means having one app that automatically says “There is help available” if you post the word suicide and another telling you “shit! They’re getting close! Don’t go out like a bitch, pull the trigger!”
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Call your reps - Ds and Rs - and tell them to publicly demand the resignation/firing of RFK, Jr. Tell them if you die of COVID, they will personally be responsible if they don't do something about this. reps.fyi
Travis Swift is going to be such a great football player name
Good Job (complimentary)
Semi-permanent trash duty isn't how you rally the troops to your side. It just means the military coup is instead gonna be started by some angry dirtbag E-3s. lol
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
Still a good line
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
Postal services around the world suspend deliveries to US: how will it affect you?
I've seen Staind live multiple times and every time it was because they were giving away free tickets and I had nothing better to do.
To Donald Trump and his administration: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
U motherfuckers u added crazy frog to chef john
I love it when wrestlers break out the fashionable neck brace. #wweraw
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I didn't have $520,000 for a #Gamescom Trailer so I'm posting my Desktop Roguelike game here instead for free! #gamedev 🎮 #pixelart #indiegame
Yes, he's in five episodes as Jerry's dentist.
Speaking as a Chinese person, in the Chinese culture, money is often given to others in a gesture of bribery.
Inside you are two wolves, five sled dogs, eight Norwegian research scientists, Bennings, Norris, Palmer, Windows, Fuchs, Nauls, Blair, Garry, and Doc Copper.
Most of the Bourne series is about how the U.S. government must have Matt Damon under their control.
Pro tip for DC residents with the new fascism DLC: While dangerous for melee builds, you can easily kite National Guard enemies by yelling that they’re not “real” soldiers / calling them “weekend warriors” and then running away at an 8 minute mile pace or better.
The Ankylosaurus?
I imagine it's a requirement for Australians.
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
It’ll be especially funny when ICE is wearing polos and ill-fitting flack vests while the NG is decked out like they’re in fucking Fallujah.
chili should look like this
Mario Kart World Illustrations
There’s a world where Blade Runner is Ridley Scott’s big Alien-level franchise, and we’re instead watching Noah Hawley’s Blade Runner that is about 80% the same thing as this.
if you jaywalk in DC right now you get an instant 5 star wanted level
I'm sure he regrets ever saying it was a trilogy because it works perfectly fine as a duology.
I think the spirit of the question is "If you pick A Nightmare on Elm Street, then you live on Elm Street." I'm a 48-year-old man. Freddy's leaving me alone. The occasional screaming teenager might get a bit unsettling, though.
Are you guys the only alpha males who can save western civilization or are you afraid of Manhattan Just Can you pick please
I was wondering who was the "Jeffrey Combs of the Law & Order" franchise and acted in the most different roles and it turns out that Isiah Whitlock, Jr. has played 12(!) different roles. So I guess that makes Jeffrey Combs the "Isiah Whitlock, Jr. of Star Trek."
Hello and welcome to my talk on Imposter Syndrome. Honestly I don’t know why they picked me to do this.
The new album's first track is a Werner Herzog reference. Get that guy to the Criterion Closet.
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
When you register your name in the Icelandic phonebook you can choose to state your profession. And they have a pretty loose definition of what exactly a profession entails. This person for example has opted for „þjóðhetja“. It means „National Hero“.
One candidate secretly belongs to The Court of Owls. Another follows the Religion of Crime. But the best candidate is the one who is merely hiding a second, criminally-insane personality being controlled by the Joker.
You sure about this, Google?
Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.
I thought it was something like how Machine Man originated in the 2001: A Space Odyssey universe. It was published right around the same period too.
Once in awhile Jello pops up with Ministry to remind us he's alright: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Ya...
I went back and watched the election episode. Dale doesn’t vote; he goes Christmas shopping because the mall is dead.
This guy: "What are teens going to read? The supply of books has run out." Every reader: "I have more books than I will be able to read in multiple lifetimes."
[Johnson's formulating adult shampoo] no. let them cry.
Doesn’t Dale canonically not vote?
Look I don't like John Fetterman either but he has a name
Ghost In The Shell art by Peach Momoko #ComicArt
A movie that assumes you are really into the PGA and that you haven't watched Happy Gilmore in 20 years.
the ending of this explainer might surprise you
For $5/month or $60/yr you get access to PBS Passport and the entire Masterpiece library plus Great Performances, etc. Defunded but not defeated. www.pbs.org/passport/lea...
In some places, paying a little more gets you NPR+ as well: plus.npr.org
This is a crazy amount of books, folks! I've read 75% of these books (or more), and there's a lot of fun reading here.
Bluesky is full of musicians trying to find an audience. But we have a system of music discovery and delivery sucks as much blood out of the artists as possible without actually matching musicians to people who are receptive. It's Bandcamp Friday and the perfect day to buy some new music.
*stands up* the meme museum is Good, actually
'90s SOUNDTRACK MOVIES • Coming to criterion channel on August 1! Coprogrammed by Yasi Salek. In the 1990s, underground music exploded into the pop-culture consciousness through some of the defining films of the era.
labubu is woobified skibidi
The main feed. They actually do change the mic flags for the different shows.
THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
Did they...kill Tony D’Angelo?
videos posted on bluesky are now higher resolution! ✨ before: after:
I remember the DoD notice for Mark Owen’s book as something like “If you know anything classified about the Bin Laden raid, you cannot read the book. If you don’t know anything classified about the Bin Laden raid, you can read the book. Bringing it to work is considered spillage.”
I've smurfed things you Smurfs wouldn't believe...
Ozzy Osbourne, Chuck Mangione, and Tom Lehrer. There’s your three. I don’t know if that would be a *good* band, but it’d certainly be an interesting one.
nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
Hulk Hogan’s final appearance on WWE programming saw him get booed out of an L.A. arena peddling shitty jingoistic beer, meaning he appropriately died a heel with go away heat. That works for me, brother.
Plot twist: the Epstein files contain Lovecraftian horrors so unknowable that everyone who views them goes insane and starts falling apart. Tulsi Gabbard got mentally transported back ten years. Pam Bondi is physically deteriorating. Donald Trump is covered in sores and is swelling.
GLONZO bring us glonzo or we riot
Sharon I bloody died Sharon. Sharon they sent me to bloody heaven. Where are the bloody flames Sharon. Sharon it’s all bloody choir music up here Sharon. Sharon for fucks sake all the white is bloody blinding me up here Sharon
Man,,, real heart broken over the passing of OZZY OSBOURNE,,, we go way back and it was a real honor to watch him get inducted into the @rockhall last year. Sending my love and prayers to Sharon and his kids and whole family. RIP 🤍
Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way
dubai matcha hamburger helper
Epic! 🤼
“The typical female pet owner spends more time actively engaged with her pet than she spends in face-to-face contact with friends of her own species.” The pet lives in her house, DEREK. Do you think that female pet owner has to text her cat, who is in her house, 15 times to make plans, DEREK
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As the prophecy foretold.
Yeah, but some Southerners forget we share the latitude with Tunisia and Algeria and not, like, most of Europe.
Secret Dad Knowledge: YouTube has a collection of dad movies you can stream for free right now including Director’s Definitive Edition of Heat The Pelican Brief They Live Armageddon Dave This information is just for DADS, if you are not literally or spiritually a DAD please let a DAD know
He’s a guy who has reading glasses which he almost never wears.
Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
Hard to believe that Donald Trump somehow got me to disagree with a “bankrupt Rupert Murdoch” policy. I honestly didn’t think it was possible.
The Internet wins again 💀😂😅🤣
engagement bait isn't cool. repost if you agree
Publish it again. Every journalist who has published Epstein stuff before should just publish it again.
Molly Lyons 
