rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Weirdly I considered starting a rewatch yesterday. Also pondered rewatching The Expanse but the early cancellation would just be a massive disappointment all over again.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Weirdly I considered starting a rewatch yesterday. Also pondered rewatching The Expanse but the early cancellation would just be a massive disappointment all over again.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure all guns were designed to murder some-one or some-thing tbh.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I know this isn't the main reason why his idea is nonsense, but am I the only one that realises that if the sun explodes and kills life on Earth, Mars orbits the same sun and will also be toast? 👀
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
Good morning!
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahh, the good old days. When the UK authorities thought any marine grounding of any kind could be resolved by bombing the shit out of it. (see Torrey Canyon for further details 👀)
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
D'oh
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't mean she wasn't evil though.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Historically someone walked into a primary school in 1996 and killed a teacher and some kids and we said "fuck that" and banned them. Our next and most recent mass shooting was 2010.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to look up what a red flag law was. Here in the UK there is no default 'right' to own a firearm. Most all automatic weapons and handguns are illegal. If you want to own a rifle or shotgun you have to apply for a licence and explain why you want one. Police can and do refuse them.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife's car blew a headlight bulb the other day. She told me to take it to get fixed. I refused. Took me an hour of head scratching, swearing and confusion to realise I was swapping out the wrong bloody bulb.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
The normalisation by your country of military hardware in civilian hands is equal parts mystifying and terrifying. Those of us outside of the US just don't comprehend how there's never been a collective "This is a really fucking bad idea"
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Formed the foundation of my merchant navy cadet training. All engineer cadets on their first voyage were tasked with cleaning out the sewage processing system. We all knew the pleasure of cleaning pubic hair out of the wonderfully named shit-lifters.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Got 2 this year waiting for results. Thank you for all your hard work this time of year.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean a Mr Miyagi Simulator?
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely. It's in the bay window and our house is at the top of the hill/street. He can survey his entire domain from there in complete safety and comfort. And at night when we draw the curtains he makes funny noises when he sees other cats or the local foxes.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I said we shouldn't buy him one because he'd never use it. Literally the only reason he's always on it.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
"Tell me exactly what happened, sailor!" "Errr...the front fell off?"
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social)
Shout out to @garius.bsky.social for his help stunning my kids into silence. Overheard them talking and stuck my head round the door. -What you talking about? -Something on TV -What thing? -Nothing you'd know about -Ok. I thought it was K-pop Demon Hunters but never mind. -Bu..? Walked off 😂
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there anything it doesn't do?
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh FFS.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
And damn fine kits they are as well.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I have reflux just looking at this.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Reform is a racket and some people are making a lot of money out of it.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I was quite unlikely to fly United in the next 2 years before this news. I certainly shan't be flying with them after that.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry man. Genuinely didn't mean to offend. Some days stuff round here feels like an uphill struggle and I impose that view on other stuff that's unrelated. Hope you have a good day. Sorry for being something that made your day marginally worse today.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
It's almost as is biology is more complex than just on and off...
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I watched this story and was trying to work out what I was supposed to be outraged about. Because I'm obviously horrified that these Afghans have been harmed by our incompetence and we never should have left them there in the first place. But I sensed that I was meant to be annoyed they were here.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
They generally don't deny the numbers. They deny the cause of the numbers and all of the science behind them.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I was thinking "Exaaaackkly" was the right answer but it could be ambiguous so I'll take either
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
To verify your age please answer the following question: Who are Accrington Stanley?
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I have 4 children aged 16-18. I endorse this message.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Well if you have to be outside on a hot day, carrying a really powerful fan seems like a good idea.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
When the notification popped up this morning my brain just said "Good."
Philippa East (Author) (@philippaeast.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Under the header of this specific e-petition,(if we get a debate, we can brief MPs to raise: -The PB ban / PB trial -Conversion practices ban -Cass report -Levy review -Sullivan review -GIC wait times -segregation on NHS wards -Withdrawal of GP/shared care petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70... 2/
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I had a go at CoD WW2 last so I'd have to say "invading northern France" which seems like a reasonable excuse to arrest me tbh.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure I'd say they were anti-white. Probably more anti-using a military force to starve children and civilians.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Reposted from yesterday but feels topical. God knows how he's going to get through today.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social)
Someone appears to have poured my cat onto the lawn. I think he might be a bit warm. #proofofcat
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they'll tolerate each other a bit better now?
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Went to Duxford last weekend and the Reds cancelled on us at the last minute because they'd parked at a US airbase and they were too busy bombing Iran to let them take off. I was not impressed.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Only if you eat them afterwards...
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Never a bad time to use my favourite gif
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
This is indeed the way
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
How much?
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a lot of this vibe going on here as well. Dex is not happy with me.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Not gonna lie. I thought that person's out of focus finger in the foreground was something else that had been blurred out...
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought for a minute that was a photo of the Torrey Canyon, post-refit.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah the good old TC. She's my opening topic in every "What is Marine Assurance?" speech I give. It's also worth mentioning that before her crash she had put on a little weight. 52995 extra tons to be precise. Seems the re-designers didn't think she might need to, ya know, turn at all.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks. It's a dilemma. I don't disapprove of society providing a framework for terminally ill people to end their life at a time of their choosing. But as you say, in the context of govt trying to make staying alive for some people really hard, it's...disconcerting to say the least.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh now I'm interested. Normally I know what you mean, and I feel stupid asking you to explain, but... what do you mean?
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you honestly believe that if I put the Branston onto the slices of cheddar, rather than the piece of buttered bread I'm about to put on top of them, it makes the slightest difference to the taste when I shove it in my gob?
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
This is fucking rhubarb-gate all over again.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Was it static? Check. Was there a fire? Check. My work here is done.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not my university, its policies are too inclusive.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Presumably the draft dodger was the only one that didn't get the joke...
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Around the age of 20 I was walking along a street in Cambridge when I did the failing to get past someone dance where you both repeatedly, accidentally, get in each other's way. Eventually we resolved the issue and passed each other. Three paces later realised it had been Ben Elton.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social)
Someone is getting a bit big for his platform. But no one is ever too old to try and stay flexible #ProofOfCat
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
It's all fun and games until the day you end up with a dead koi carp on your lawn. Ask me how I know...🙄
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
A ZX81 that my dad borrowed from work for the weekend. Shortly followed by a brand new 48k ZX Spectrum. Rubber keys and everything.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
🤫 Be vewy vewy quite. I'm huntin' hoomans!
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
On the bounce!
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social)
Happy Pride Month everyone.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
This has real Wilson Fisk vibes.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
But did it do it in a Darth Vader voice?
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
...some toast?
John Bull (@garius.bsky.social) reposted
Today i learned that Gameboy is commonly feminine ("une Gameboy) in French. Happy Pride everyone. Be who you want to be. Nobody but YOU gets to decide.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Where were you, when I was burned and I was broken? Love the Division Bell.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Finding something that's been misplaced. My wife will play back in her head where she was when she had it and consciously retrace her steps to work it out. I cannot do that. Remembering something is just going from not knowing to knowing without any conscious effort. Like my brain is a black box
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Whereas if I don't "know" something, unless it's a mathematical calculation, no amount of time passing will help me figure out the answer. Or at least not consciously. Sometimes I go from not knowing to knowing but not by a conscious process.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I once asked my wife how she knew if the tail of a squirrel was longer than the tail of a rabbit. She said she pictured both and then compared them. It sounded very complex. I just know. But it also explains why sometimes she takes time to answer things. Because she's actually playing it back. Weird
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you find yourself singing it under your breath or moving the muscles in your throat if you "sing the song in your head"? It's what I seem to do. Even thinking in my head involves me making the physical movements involved in speaking.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I have total aphantasia and the best way to explain it is to imagine a computer with no monitor or speakers plugged into it. Not only can I not picture anything but I don't even know where the screen is. Calculations are happening but they're all internal.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
✋ yep
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a vision of a matrioshka of these where a container of these falls over the side and out spills thousands of them, that each then tear open to reveal hundreds of container shaped pencil sharpeners
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a follow from me for more unsolicited bird facts.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoop! This has cheered me up no end
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I meant to say moving air. He also avoids moving unless it results in putting him closer to food.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Dexter avoids moving at all costs. Vacuums, fans, the wind. These are all witchcraft and need to be avoided at all costs. What sort of crazy magic is it that can make leaves and fur move without touching them?
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
You're right about 1 thing though. RL is not a real game. 👀
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
This is just bloody rhubarb-gate all over again. What is wrong with you, man?
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
It's really rather depressing
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you mean "they haven't read Greysky"
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I said "mainly"
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I beg to differ as, apart from intentionally dropping Hornets in the drink twice in a week, their track record has been mainly excellent.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
I cleaned, scrubbed, dried and sealed the new patio and cut the new lawn for the first time. I felt both grown up and very unfit.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social)
"I have just returned from OUTSIDE and you would not believe some of the things I have seen. Scritch me and I shall reveal all!" #caturday #proofofcat
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
That's some real life kobayashi maru going on right there. JT would be proud.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh oh oh, I know this one! Me.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you shout "Fire in the hole!" as you walked away?
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Basically it helps out people who can't see well. Plus you can hide funny little comments in there. Adding it as often as you remember is a good thing. And you're welcome. Have a fantastic day. xx
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
It works by providing text that is then read by a screen reader programme. If you imagine someone with a visual impairment is looking at a web page, the reader can only read "text". An image is just a picture so the screen reader does not know what it shows unless there is alt text describing it.
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
In case I replied in the wrong place earlier... Ted Danson
rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they mostly jealous that your countrymen and women are not insane and have elected someone with brain cells?