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created February 7, 2024

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Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Weirdly I considered starting a rewatch yesterday. Also pondered rewatching The Expanse but the early cancellation would just be a massive disappointment all over again.

30/8/2025, 9:09:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure all guns were designed to murder some-one or some-thing tbh.

28/8/2025, 9:09:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I know this isn't the main reason why his idea is nonsense, but am I the only one that realises that if the sun explodes and kills life on Earth, Mars orbits the same sun and will also be toast? 👀

18/8/2025, 10:09:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

Good morning!

18/8/2025, 11:59:47 AM | 4148 558 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahh, the good old days. When the UK authorities thought any marine grounding of any kind could be resolved by bombing the shit out of it. (see Torrey Canyon for further details 👀)

17/8/2025, 5:57:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

D'oh

16/8/2025, 9:54:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Revy (@catgirlfingies.quest) reposted

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag She's pointing back and looking shocked
23/12/2023, 12:49:49 AM | 20466 16175 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't mean she wasn't evil though.

16/8/2025, 6:33:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Historically someone walked into a primary school in 1996 and killed a teacher and some kids and we said "fuck that" and banned them. Our next and most recent mass shooting was 2010.

16/8/2025, 2:57:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I had to look up what a red flag law was. Here in the UK there is no default 'right' to own a firearm. Most all automatic weapons and handguns are illegal. If you want to own a rifle or shotgun you have to apply for a licence and explain why you want one. Police can and do refuse them.

16/8/2025, 2:55:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

My wife's car blew a headlight bulb the other day. She told me to take it to get fixed. I refused. Took me an hour of head scratching, swearing and confusion to realise I was swapping out the wrong bloody bulb.

16/8/2025, 2:41:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

The normalisation by your country of military hardware in civilian hands is equal parts mystifying and terrifying. Those of us outside of the US just don't comprehend how there's never been a collective "This is a really fucking bad idea"

16/8/2025, 2:38:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Formed the foundation of my merchant navy cadet training. All engineer cadets on their first voyage were tasked with cleaning out the sewage processing system. We all knew the pleasure of cleaning pubic hair out of the wonderfully named shit-lifters.

15/8/2025, 7:21:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Got 2 this year waiting for results. Thank you for all your hard work this time of year.

14/8/2025, 6:38:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean a Mr Miyagi Simulator?

13/8/2025, 11:39:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely. It's in the bay window and our house is at the top of the hill/street. He can survey his entire domain from there in complete safety and comfort. And at night when we draw the curtains he makes funny noises when he sees other cats or the local foxes.

12/8/2025, 5:36:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I said we shouldn't buy him one because he'd never use it. Literally the only reason he's always on it.

A black kitty perched proudly atop a fluffy cat tower.
12/8/2025, 5:02:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

"Tell me exactly what happened, sailor!" "Errr...the front fell off?"

11/8/2025, 1:30:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social)

Shout out to @garius.bsky.social for his help stunning my kids into silence. Overheard them talking and stuck my head round the door. -What you talking about? -Something on TV -What thing? -Nothing you'd know about -Ok. I thought it was K-pop Demon Hunters but never mind. -Bu..? Walked off 😂

10/8/2025, 7:23:55 PM | 80 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there anything it doesn't do?

4/8/2025, 8:29:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh FFS.

24/7/2025, 9:32:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

And damn fine kits they are as well.

22/7/2025, 7:02:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I have reflux just looking at this.

18/7/2025, 9:49:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Reform is a racket and some people are making a lot of money out of it.

18/7/2025, 2:49:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I was quite unlikely to fly United in the next 2 years before this news. I certainly shan't be flying with them after that.

17/7/2025, 7:14:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry man. Genuinely didn't mean to offend. Some days stuff round here feels like an uphill struggle and I impose that view on other stuff that's unrelated. Hope you have a good day. Sorry for being something that made your day marginally worse today.

16/7/2025, 2:13:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

It's almost as is biology is more complex than just on and off...

16/7/2025, 1:57:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I watched this story and was trying to work out what I was supposed to be outraged about. Because I'm obviously horrified that these Afghans have been harmed by our incompetence and we never should have left them there in the first place. But I sensed that I was meant to be annoyed they were here.

16/7/2025, 1:55:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

They generally don't deny the numbers. They deny the cause of the numbers and all of the science behind them.

14/7/2025, 10:47:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I was thinking "Exaaaackkly" was the right answer but it could be ambiguous so I'll take either

11/7/2025, 9:36:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

To verify your age please answer the following question: Who are Accrington Stanley?

11/7/2025, 8:07:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I have 4 children aged 16-18. I endorse this message.

10/7/2025, 11:09:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Well if you have to be outside on a hot day, carrying a really powerful fan seems like a good idea.

10/7/2025, 11:02:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

When the notification popped up this morning my brain just said "Good."

8/7/2025, 11:52:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Philippa East (Author) (@philippaeast.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Under the header of this specific e-petition,(if we get a debate, we can brief MPs to raise: -The PB ban / PB trial -Conversion practices ban -Cass report -Levy review -Sullivan review -GIC wait times -segregation on NHS wards -Withdrawal of GP/shared care petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70... 2/

4/7/2025, 2:53:44 PM | 263 143 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I had a go at CoD WW2 last so I'd have to say "invading northern France" which seems like a reasonable excuse to arrest me tbh.

2/7/2025, 2:55:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure I'd say they were anti-white. Probably more anti-using a military force to starve children and civilians.

2/7/2025, 2:50:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Reposted from yesterday but feels topical. God knows how he's going to get through today.

A black cat sprawled on a mostly green lawn laying as flat as he can to maximise his contact area with the grass. He looks like someone poured him there.
30/6/2025, 8:16:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social)

Someone appears to have poured my cat onto the lawn. I think he might be a bit warm. #proofofcat

A black cat that looks like a puddle of oil poured onto a green lawn
29/6/2025, 4:23:38 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they'll tolerate each other a bit better now?

29/6/2025, 9:47:09 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Went to Duxford last weekend and the Reds cancelled on us at the last minute because they'd parked at a US airbase and they were too busy bombing Iran to let them take off. I was not impressed.

29/6/2025, 9:45:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if you eat them afterwards...

29/6/2025, 9:20:20 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Never a bad time to use my favourite gif

27/6/2025, 3:52:27 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kepano Kolohe (@alala55.bsky.social) reposted

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25/6/2025, 11:27:45 AM | 9887 1505 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

It was Hegseth, wasn't it?

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25/6/2025, 2:36:17 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

This is indeed the way

23/6/2025, 6:41:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

How much?

21/6/2025, 4:21:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a lot of this vibe going on here as well. Dex is not happy with me.

21/6/2025, 4:16:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Not gonna lie. I thought that person's out of focus finger in the foreground was something else that had been blurred out...

20/6/2025, 12:38:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought for a minute that was a photo of the Torrey Canyon, post-refit.

20/6/2025, 8:41:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah the good old TC. She's my opening topic in every "What is Marine Assurance?" speech I give. It's also worth mentioning that before her crash she had put on a little weight. 52995 extra tons to be precise. Seems the re-designers didn't think she might need to, ya know, turn at all.

20/6/2025, 8:35:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks. It's a dilemma. I don't disapprove of society providing a framework for terminally ill people to end their life at a time of their choosing. But as you say, in the context of govt trying to make staying alive for some people really hard, it's...disconcerting to say the least.

20/6/2025, 8:29:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh now I'm interested. Normally I know what you mean, and I feel stupid asking you to explain, but... what do you mean?

20/6/2025, 8:20:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you honestly believe that if I put the Branston onto the slices of cheddar, rather than the piece of buttered bread I'm about to put on top of them, it makes the slightest difference to the taste when I shove it in my gob?

19/6/2025, 9:33:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

This is fucking rhubarb-gate all over again.

19/6/2025, 6:54:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it static? Check. Was there a fire? Check. My work here is done.

19/6/2025, 8:38:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not my university, its policies are too inclusive.

18/6/2025, 9:54:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bantshire University (@bantshireuni.bsky.social) reposted

Happy #WorldBookDay 📚

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6/3/2025, 5:32:57 PM | 119 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Presumably the draft dodger was the only one that didn't get the joke...

15/6/2025, 7:30:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Around the age of 20 I was walking along a street in Cambridge when I did the failing to get past someone dance where you both repeatedly, accidentally, get in each other's way. Eventually we resolved the issue and passed each other. Three paces later realised it had been Ben Elton.

13/6/2025, 10:28:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Urban Dragon (@urbandragons.com) reposted

Pulse Rembrance Day All they wanted to do was dance.

A graphic labeled Pulse Remembrance Day listing the victims of the Pulse Nightclub Shooting in Orlando FL 9 years ago today. Stanley Almodovar III Tevin Eugene Crosby Eddie Jamoldroy Justice Luis Omar Ocasio-Capo Yilmary Rodriguez Sulivan Amanda Alvear Deonka Deidra Drayton Anthony Luis Laureanodisla Geraldo A. Ortiz-Jimenez Shane Evan Tomlinson Oscar A. Aracena-Montero Simon Adrian Carrillo Fernandez Christopher Andrew Leinonen Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera Martin Benitez Torres Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala Leroy Valentin Fernandez Alejandro Barrios Martinez Joel Rayon Paniagua Jontathan Antonio Camuy Vega Antonia Davon Brown Mercedez Marisol Flores Brenda Lee Marguez McCool Jean Carlos Mendez Perez Franky Jimmy Dejesus Velazquez Darryl Roman Burt II Peter 0. Gonzalez-Cruz Gilberto Ramon Silva Menendez Enrique L. Rios, Jr. Juan P. Rivera Velazquez Angel L. Candelario-Padro Juan Ramon Guerrero Kimberly Morris Jean C. Nives Rodriguez Luis S. Vielma Juan Chevez-Martinez Paul Terrell Henry Akyra Monet Murray Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon Luis Daniel Conde Frank Hernandez Javier Jorge-Reyes Xavier Emmanuel Serrano Rosado Jerald Arthur Wright Cory James Connell Miguel Angel Honorato Jason Benjamin Josaphat Edward Sotomayor Jr.
12/6/2025, 10:05:14 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social)

Someone is getting a bit big for his platform. But no one is ever too old to try and stay flexible #ProofOfCat

A black cat precariously perched atop a grey cat tower in a bay window. I say perched but he's actually lying in a position where his back legs and tail are perfectly normal but his entire front half is upside down with his front paws in the air. He looks like a total nutter. But he's my nutter and I adore him.
12/6/2025, 7:53:43 AM | 60 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

It's all fun and games until the day you end up with a dead koi carp on your lawn. Ask me how I know...🙄

12/6/2025, 6:38:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

A ZX81 that my dad borrowed from work for the weekend. Shortly followed by a brand new 48k ZX Spectrum. Rubber keys and everything.

11/6/2025, 11:11:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

🤫 Be vewy vewy quite. I'm huntin' hoomans!

10/6/2025, 11:11:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

On the bounce!

8/6/2025, 2:14:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social)

Happy Pride Month everyone.

5/6/2025, 9:26:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

This has real Wilson Fisk vibes.

4/6/2025, 8:03:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

But did it do it in a Darth Vader voice?

4/6/2025, 5:53:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

...some toast?

3/6/2025, 3:20:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bull (@garius.bsky.social) reposted

Today i learned that Gameboy is commonly feminine ("une Gameboy) in French. Happy Pride everyone. Be who you want to be. Nobody but YOU gets to decide.

1/6/2025, 8:21:09 PM | 200 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Where were you, when I was burned and I was broken? Love the Division Bell.

1/6/2025, 9:58:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Finding something that's been misplaced. My wife will play back in her head where she was when she had it and consciously retrace her steps to work it out. I cannot do that. Remembering something is just going from not knowing to knowing without any conscious effort. Like my brain is a black box

29/5/2025, 1:54:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Whereas if I don't "know" something, unless it's a mathematical calculation, no amount of time passing will help me figure out the answer. Or at least not consciously. Sometimes I go from not knowing to knowing but not by a conscious process.

28/5/2025, 2:13:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I once asked my wife how she knew if the tail of a squirrel was longer than the tail of a rabbit. She said she pictured both and then compared them. It sounded very complex. I just know. But it also explains why sometimes she takes time to answer things. Because she's actually playing it back. Weird

28/5/2025, 2:12:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you find yourself singing it under your breath or moving the muscles in your throat if you "sing the song in your head"? It's what I seem to do. Even thinking in my head involves me making the physical movements involved in speaking.

28/5/2025, 12:46:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I have total aphantasia and the best way to explain it is to imagine a computer with no monitor or speakers plugged into it. Not only can I not picture anything but I don't even know where the screen is. Calculations are happening but they're all internal.

28/5/2025, 12:44:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

✋ yep

28/5/2025, 12:34:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a vision of a matrioshka of these where a container of these falls over the side and out spills thousands of them, that each then tear open to reveal hundreds of container shaped pencil sharpeners

22/5/2025, 7:42:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a follow from me for more unsolicited bird facts.

22/5/2025, 7:39:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoop! This has cheered me up no end

21/5/2025, 2:37:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/5/2025, 5:10:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I meant to say moving air. He also avoids moving unless it results in putting him closer to food.

16/5/2025, 5:06:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Dexter avoids moving at all costs. Vacuums, fans, the wind. These are all witchcraft and need to be avoided at all costs. What sort of crazy magic is it that can make leaves and fur move without touching them?

16/5/2025, 1:49:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

You're right about 1 thing though. RL is not a real game. 👀

16/5/2025, 1:46:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

This is just bloody rhubarb-gate all over again. What is wrong with you, man?

16/5/2025, 1:44:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

It's really rather depressing

12/5/2025, 5:36:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you mean "they haven't read Greysky"

12/5/2025, 3:47:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I said "mainly"

7/5/2025, 7:18:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I beg to differ as, apart from intentionally dropping Hornets in the drink twice in a week, their track record has been mainly excellent.

7/5/2025, 4:30:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

I cleaned, scrubbed, dried and sealed the new patio and cut the new lawn for the first time. I felt both grown up and very unfit.

New patio and pergola in all its glory and a freshly cut lawn that is very green and has beautiful stripes in it. Savour it. Because it will never look this good ever again.
3/5/2025, 8:47:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social)

"I have just returned from OUTSIDE and you would not believe some of the things I have seen. Scritch me and I shall reveal all!" #caturday #proofofcat

A black cat with his front paws off the ground facing the camera and milliseconds away from jumping into my lap. A large black cat sitting on a too small lap, facing away from the camera getting ear scritches A black kitty who has just come in through his cat flap from exploring outside in the morning sunshine A black cat searching for a lap to jump onto so that he can
3/5/2025, 8:23:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

That's some real life kobayashi maru going on right there. JT would be proud.

2/5/2025, 12:04:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh oh oh, I know this one! Me.

2/5/2025, 8:22:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you shout "Fire in the hole!" as you walked away?

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Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Basically it helps out people who can't see well. Plus you can hide funny little comments in there. Adding it as often as you remember is a good thing. And you're welcome. Have a fantastic day. xx

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Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

It works by providing text that is then read by a screen reader programme. If you imagine someone with a visual impairment is looking at a web page, the reader can only read "text". An image is just a picture so the screen reader does not know what it shows unless there is alt text describing it.

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Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

In case I replied in the wrong place earlier... Ted Danson

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Profile picture rcwoolven.bsky.social (@rcwoolven.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they mostly jealous that your countrymen and women are not insane and have elected someone with brain cells?

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