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created February 8, 2024

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The size of those diapers!

1/9/2025, 6:44:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

find glasses man for brains

1/9/2025, 6:42:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now ruined forever. Welcome to our shared misery Leon

1/9/2025, 6:36:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ignorant and Proud!

1/9/2025, 6:33:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Not today, Satan‼️ Got this garbage in the mail a few days ago. Republicans trying to trick California voters into voting NO on Prop 50. Suddenly they care about “democracy”? Please. Vote YES on Prop 50. Don’t let the cheaters write the rules.

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1/9/2025, 5:25:14 PM | 1919 793 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

The biter guy?

1/9/2025, 3:49:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ding ding ding ding ding! No more calls, we have a winner!

31/8/2025, 10:49:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

An assistence renderer? Renderee? Half and half?

31/8/2025, 10:46:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

quality post

31/8/2025, 10:19:56 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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one of these tuff guys

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31/8/2025, 10:14:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

"Pay to leave" = "get out or we'll pay you will bombs."

31/8/2025, 2:50:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your balls wear glasses?

30/8/2025, 3:38:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK the Lesser is a public health expert the way Miller is a expert on growing long luxurious blonde hair.

30/8/2025, 12:09:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Headline should be "Peter Thiel Chooses Another Puppet To Continue The Destruction of Public Health"

29/8/2025, 6:52:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Mike Johnson is a weirdo's weirdo.

29/8/2025, 5:50:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, Putin Order, but yeah.

28/8/2025, 8:50:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

The Quartering Act 2025, because it worked so well for the first Mad King the last time.

28/8/2025, 8:40:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

As awful as your life might get, you can still always say "At least I'm not that miserable prick Bill Ackman."

28/8/2025, 2:51:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody is thinking this whole "rescue" thing might just work.

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28/8/2025, 2:48:40 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The wild-eyed commies that Utah has historically been famous for.

28/8/2025, 12:39:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NYC is measurably better since this smarmy prick left.

28/8/2025, 12:36:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aspiring school shooter in red.

28/8/2025, 12:28:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and then she asked where the nearest Krispy Kreme was

28/8/2025, 12:26:43 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shithole state, last in every metric.

27/8/2025, 9:08:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Dropped charges will save the hero a lot of bread - he won't end a po boy from the legal bills.

27/8/2025, 4:25:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

North Korea called and said "Yeesh, dial it back".

27/8/2025, 4:22:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their case fell apart like a soggy tuna sandwich.

27/8/2025, 3:14:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

Trump's economy forcing the old Cracker Barrel man to delay his retirement

27/8/2025, 2:49:36 PM | 268 47 | View on Bluesky | view

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Limp and Limper

27/8/2025, 3:07:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

A hero, like his weapon of choice.

27/8/2025, 3:00:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social)

And let us remember - Trump is in the Epstein files.

27/8/2025, 5:13:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Fortunately Lee Atwater died a long, slow agonizing death and was immediately transported to hell, where he remains and will be for all eternity, so there IS a happy ending.

26/8/2025, 4:43:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that's a surprise.

26/8/2025, 4:39:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Billy Bartynick is an unlikeable cackling dwarf.

26/8/2025, 6:26:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Last week Trump said he likes the idea of starting a war so he can declare “no more elections” and stay in office forever. Today he just said “a lot of people” want “a dictator.” See where this is going?

25/8/2025, 10:50:20 PM | 8519 2754 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, we negotiated the F out of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

25/8/2025, 9:24:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scream-y Jimmy is the sex criminal's pal.

25/8/2025, 9:12:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eddie Munster looks great for his age.

25/8/2025, 4:46:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooo, it's Cowboy Sassy!

25/8/2025, 4:45:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait - "if we get a deal"? I thought he fixed it on 1/20/25? He's a blithering idiot.

25/8/2025, 4:42:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His brain is oatmeal.

25/8/2025, 4:37:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

YOU try walking in those high heels ...

25/8/2025, 4:32:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

And many are housebroken.

25/8/2025, 4:30:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

If Project 2025 caught you by surprise it's your own damn fult

25/8/2025, 8:00:05 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, Jonathan Karl is the one with the weird hair.

25/8/2025, 3:22:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

No, class-free pizza for all seniors. No class - free pizza for all seniors.

25/8/2025, 1:19:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

We called that time "England".

24/8/2025, 9:59:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

not one of "my African America" folks

24/8/2025, 7:35:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

"it" isn't completely inaccurate

24/8/2025, 5:51:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Because the dotard who wears a baseball cap everywhere, (except when trying to catch a baseball) played JV baseball very strongly.

Trump trying to catch a baseball.
24/8/2025, 5:49:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Shop at Lowes.

24/8/2025, 5:05:03 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a World Cup with a special FTW flavor.

22/8/2025, 8:05:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We take the tree and give you human shit in return.

21/8/2025, 6:48:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Black Lung is a hoax, like gravity or a round earth.

21/8/2025, 12:29:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ESL Bo

20/8/2025, 8:55:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is something fishy about your bike.

20/8/2025, 8:28:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

The Three Spooges

20/8/2025, 8:22:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mob wives love guns.

20/8/2025, 6:59:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Corey Frayer (@csfrayer.bsky.social) reposted

State of DC: ICE and MPD are starving out Mt Pleasant community members - people are too scared to come to the weekly neighborhood Catholic Charities food distribution. Traitors to the city they swear to protect.

20/8/2025, 12:37:08 PM | 192 106 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because if ever there was a man with impeccable manners it was the slob from Queens

19/8/2025, 2:32:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never trusted Wilson and knew he was gonna skip out.

18/8/2025, 2:08:56 AM | 64 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"human"

18/8/2025, 2:03:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Marco Rubio comes up short in every measure of a man.

17/8/2025, 5:20:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

👇👇

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17/8/2025, 12:34:10 PM | 5093 1592 | View on Bluesky | view

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And when has he ever lied?

17/8/2025, 4:10:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The very strong and highly effective ... Chuck Todd?

16/8/2025, 11:18:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

If he doesn't support Uganda, why did he choose to be born there?

16/8/2025, 5:13:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They brought Lutnick so that Purin could be taller than at least one American.

16/8/2025, 5:11:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

TBF "2525" is worse, so AD has that goin'' for it. AD redeemed by AD youtu.be/_CJ2wUhPtYM

15/8/2025, 11:41:38 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, how often does he get to see his boss in the flesh?

15/8/2025, 8:20:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worst hit record since "In The Year 2525".

15/8/2025, 8:06:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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George Santos has really let himself go.

15/8/2025, 7:42:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

They needed a doze cosplaying fux to grab one vet, sure. Came running over to get some shots in while the man was on the ground, like the fake tough guys they are. Fuck ICE

15/8/2025, 7:25:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe if we all concentrate we can figure out an ending.

15/8/2025, 5:47:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No if, ands or butt plugs will be pulled

15/8/2025, 5:43:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social) reply parent

Not for nuthin, but soft bread is all I can eatr anymore. Delicious dark crust? My teeth ain't up to it.

15/8/2025, 5:42:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ken Paxton is an evil, lipless creep.

15/8/2025, 4:57:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if, now hear me out on this, we only counted some people as 3/5ths of a person, a sort of compromise?

15/8/2025, 4:42:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turns out putting the Anti Christ in the White House was not a good idea.

15/8/2025, 3:17:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like his sandwich, he's a hero.

15/8/2025, 3:14:17 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Cruise, likeable? Who woulda imagined?

14/8/2025, 10:37:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Markwayne Mullin is an epic dunce.

14/8/2025, 10:35:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clueless.

14/8/2025, 10:30:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture realjoemack.bsky.social (@realjoemack.bsky.social)

The Shot Heard Round The World Attack On Fort Sumpter Big Balls Gets Beat Up By A 14 Year Old Black Girl #CallToWar

14/8/2025, 6:05:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Medicaid users: 'Fuck Dr. Oz'.

14/8/2025, 5:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Markwayne Mullin is an imbecile.

14/8/2025, 1:53:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turning tiny screws in Space Iphones.

13/8/2025, 9:55:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giggling airhead interviews lying shithead.

13/8/2025, 9:35:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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makeup is wearing off

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13/8/2025, 7:09:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can tell Crackhead Larry anything and he'll unblinkingly believe it. Drugs are bad, don't be like coke-addled Larry.

13/8/2025, 6:15:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope the donuts are paying attention because none of them are safe near this softboy.

13/8/2025, 4:42:30 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good to see that Stallone will finally get the honor deserved by a star of his stature

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13/8/2025, 4:38:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HE LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING EVERY DAY.

13/8/2025, 4:13:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer.com) reposted

BREAKING: Sherrod Brown just announced that he’s running for Senate in Ohio. This makes OH one of the top flip targets for 2026. Let’s do it. secure.actblue.com/donate/votse...

12/8/2025, 2:59:02 PM | 1614 401 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mob wife.

12/8/2025, 5:19:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is painfully stupid.

12/8/2025, 4:12:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are they dubbing in the voice of a 12 year old girl for the host?

12/8/2025, 3:57:33 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And yet they keep awarding us the Olympics.

9/8/2025, 9:36:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why not all 3?

7/8/2025, 5:02:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view