You'd think I was a frog how often I say "rib it"
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Ben Franklin called Swedes "swarthy" and wanted my German forefathers to gtfo of the colonies. The founders were on some racism that's way beyond today's racists comprehension. If they had guts, they'd say "americans only come from south yorkshire, everyone else: out!"
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
ditto. especially since i used to live in manchester, n.h. and was like "yeah, that tracks"
i was both a paperboy and a rapper. sad
You could make going to the moon sound awful if you put it that way. You're just gonna sit in one place for 240,000 miles next to a bunch of nerds farting in a steel tube? Is Earth that miserable?
i don’t know what to tell you guys if you genuinely still believe in ‘fuck you, you have no choice’ as electoral messaging except that it sounds like you’ve got it figured out and you don’t need my vote!
I just had a Spanish-language ad for Bounce dryer sheets. They didn't, however, change their tagline image or slogan at the end of the commercial. Imagine my surprise when I saw it pop up before I realized it wasn't en español anymore
Sounds like I'm preaching to the choir replying to a guy who writes about the women's division, but holy cow are the ladies firing on all cylinders. They deserve a bigger spotlight and more time.
i appreciate you standing up for the little guy
First clue of the Andrew Cuomo scavenger hunt is “get in your car and drive twenty miles north of the city to find the bridge named for my father, Governor Mario Cuomo”. There is no second clue.
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
I lived in Iowa for a long time, but I havent since the 2020 census, so I don't know if it's changed, but their redistricting process was so non-political it was incredible. It doesn't have to be "inherently political," even if it's about politics, ya jag weeds.
"Love that Danhausen!" demands the fed
🎶 Dennis Leary - Asshole
donald trump won in 2024. most voters agreed with him. what are you fighting about? just listen to the will of the people
Millennial retirement planning
that looks incredible! thank you for sharing it as i now know it exists
Beto...next? Beto has been "done" for a long while, Albert
if there's anything the left is known for it is lock-step discipline and deep pockets to carry out plans
Genuienly what I came to the comments to say. I love that
Well if a disgraced sex criminal said it I have no choice but to believe it
thriller would be pretty easy. dancing zombies just need a beat to grab their attention and you could moonwalk away before they knew you were gone
in my study full of leather-bound trump tweets pondering pederasty
oh hell yeah! i worked security to put myself through college. there are some grade-a dipshits in that job
i once got pulled over and the cop apologized to me for pulling me over
"and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine"-ass candidate
chat gpt is apparently cspam
And yet big-brained centrists will continue to tell you that trans rights are a "fringe issue." There is no progress that leaves our trans siblings behind. There is no survival unless all of us are safe.
my ps4 exploded too. it genuinely sounded like someone shot a .22 in my living room. my buddy lent me a game he got from gamefly and it got stuck in my 'sploded ps4 and i had to buy it. now i own "dying light" my ps5 hasn't exploded. yet. it's ok, I'll keep playing that garbage
mine exploded. i should have sold mine when i could have
We have to crush the Republican party! Even if there’s an organization in the future that uses that name, it has to be radically different than the one that exists right now. [THE CROWD CHEERS] And then we have to do likewise to the Democratic party. [I AM PELTED WITH ROCKS, BOTTLES AND OLD FISH]
someone flipped the switch from "leftist bullying" to "bullying leftists" and i flipped it back. we should be good to go now
*blue water navy gets [including aircraft carriers] chased away by by some guys with small boats with outboard motors and some drones* "The problem is our ships are too old"
this guy turned his "no fat chicks" sticker fortune into a lifestyle brand and he's an inspiration
Insane Clown Posse. I am not kidding
Ive never felt more owned in my entire life
i grew up in a place with cornfields instead of woods. i found my stack under a bridge...next to a cornfield. a real 1990s cornhub
I 100% never considered him being the owner of the horse until I saw this comment. I'm not a clever man
You should fix the grocery prices, Pete! He's already done it once, he can do it again! Google "pete buttifieg fixing bread prices" to learn more
this is what happens when your dad is mr burns and your mom is one of those play-doh fun factories
i cant believe the kid from the wonder years got two ribs removed so he could suck his own dick
oh! i just realized you'll be keeping tabs on whether mancow claims to have talked to hulk hogan's dead ass in the days/hours/minutes before he died so i dont have to wonder. hurray!
ngl, i thought of his source awards speech while writing that post lol
im a white guy who grew up in iowa so im sure not going to pontificate on what black people think or should think is cool, but i can say with certainty that as a kid who loved rap, i thought puffy was wack as shit and all his ad libs made B.I.G. records lesser than they should have been
he was legally blind that day. see the indoors sun glasses? at most he thought it was cool lightning bolts. which we all know bring dead guys back to life
bryan, please show me a photo of the forbidden playing cards. i must see them
Is this food or is it the UK announcing the soft relaunch of their royal family?
I miss when Moonvest was over at CBS. At least rational decisions were being made then
Ernst Röhm and all the other Röhmies nodding sagely as they admire all the long knives still stuck in their bodies in hell
An idiot stepped on his dick in public on a giant screen. The person who is in charge of making sure no one at work steps on their dick in public was the one helping him glue it to the floor. Then the guy, in public, stepped on his dick. Why are you trying to tell us it's not hilarious?
This reminds me when I was a young man, I worked with a guy who was mean as hell (part-time cop; we were security guards). He had a "I ❤️My Pug" bumper sticker and I printed out a "🦴" and laminated that and stuck it over the ❤️. It fell off at some point or he took it off, but he never mentioned it.
then why would you ask if moxley ever has a match where he doesn't cut himself open? that's, like, most of his matches?
It's not a Lemon party without ol' Leslie!
Aren't you supposed to go out on your back anyway? Sting walking away a winner was a recent exception
That's wild. Completely unrelated, what's your opinion of Death Grips?
afaik it's the only state with bilingual "welcome" signs. live free or mort, babeeeeey
Behold: a better (but still bad) pic of Business Casual Mortos
That is the last pic I took at Hammerstein in December. This was as the brawl at the end of Rampage ended and the person in silhouette is The Beast Mortos. I was attempting to get a pic of him in jeans. I wanted to show the world Casual Mortos in case the brawl didnt make the air
She was in AEW for a minute, wasnt she? Im glad she was gone before I started watching
Because he's in Canada, and Canada, I reckon, wouldn't do that shit
Ha! Love Norm. Less terrifying than you may be thinking, but still slightly chilling. Some German toilets have a shelf. A shelf for your turds. So you can get a good look at them before flushing them. Maybe introduce yourself and shake hands or something?
I hope they have those German toilets with the turd shelf
I'm reading a book on the history of communicable diseases and how the environment plays a big part. Anyway, the author quoted Eliza Lucas Pinckney who described "South Carolina is in the spring a paradise, in the summer a hell, and in the autumn a hospital." She was born in 1722 in the Caribbean
"Burger was OK. Hog was respectable"
Watched Sinners, I guess the lesson I took from it is that life is about eating pussy and shredding on your guitar
I write a ton in my cms as well. that said, i just finished a 2k word story solely in notepad
Mox nailed it when he said punk had a "fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit"
No matter your feelings on the season, the Tobias/"To Catch a Predator" scene justifies the entire thing. That is an absolute masterpiece "Daddy needs to get his rocks off!"
We're probably 60% in at this point. There's a bed of nails under the ring. It's for sure gonna get more gnarly
It was a Lincoln Continental with suicide doors - the same model JFK was riding in. It was absolutely on purpose
skip the gymnastics and just give her a pipe. pipes solve problems
Bucks v Swerve/Ospreay is match of the night for me, but I wouldn't begrudge anyone who picked the women's gauntlet. That was a ton of fun, and everyone did well
lol didnt he write a book with john mccain's faildaughter that one time?
incredibly bold to side with the cohort that all the phrenologists are in with a head shape like that, ngl
I ran into Nick Wayne at an elevator in a parking garage leaving an AEW show. He's practically a saint! It was an incredibly enlightening 60 seconds that allowed me to judge his character
Id never heard of her before. She sounds amazing! Thanks for the heads up, dipshit
Here's the coconut video in the event you hadn't heard of this guy. It tracks its culinary journey across the region www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Mp...
New Chinese Cooking Demystified are appointment viewing in my household. [It's me; Im the household]. They've worked with a yputube channel called OTR that is fantastic for longer-form histories and breakdowns of (mostly) southeast Asian dishes, or ingredients like rice or coconuts
You think you should be treated like a human. I, a twitter user, firmly disagree. Heck, Im going to argue that your skull shape means you arent human at all! This argument is healthy and a sign of a Good Place to Spend Your Limited Time on Earth™
This is what happens when Steven Segall bites you under a full moon
"Oh hey," Nuzzi says while batting her eyelashes. "What's up, boo-boes?"
Her Australian vacation column was performance art of the highest caliber. I dont think she intended it to be, but it was.
could you imagine a genocide...with ME as the victim???
this seems like the perfect way to get your family a quick $35k in a "go away" settlement after youre turned into a colander
fuck the kids in camel cash clothes. we were a marlboro miles household
smoking in bed was so much cooler when the cigarettes could light your shit on fire and people might think you spontaneously combusted for some reason. woke cigarettes self-extinguish now...
Oh damn, im seeing them soon! MSG was too expensive, but newark? Newark is newark priced, baby!
Fuck this guy, but Im thinking it's 4th of July fireworks
i caught a connecting flight in PHX once and i had to walk on the tarmac to get to my plane. you do not have to tell me twice to avoid sky harbor. im still cooling down from that incident in 2006
taking "A penny saved is a penny earned" to new heights
Hey, if the Austin mutual aid group wants to help people in Texas, they better be prepared to take a ton of shit on behalf of their neighbors who they have no control over instead of just expecting back pats for doing something about stuff they can control!
Me, to my family when I'm buying 60lb bags of rice for our unventalated survival bunker
"From each according to [their] ability" means if they suck at wrestling and dont want to be in a place, it means they should be guaranteed a job, imo
Mitchell, S.D. is home to the world's only Corn Palace. They have one more corncob to the collection
If you can share it publicly, and assuming you were in NH, where was this?
They appear to be on a Quixotic mission in this case
Okay, the fake Amazon brand names have gone too far
