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He didn’t post that.
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He didn’t post that.
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So far, not impressed with this freshman Notre Dame quarterback. #NDvsMIA
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I’m sure most 79 year olds have felt better somewhere else in their lives.
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The only country album I’ve ever bought. Played it so much, I think I wore out the CD.
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent
Then Chattanooga knows what they need to do now.
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All of the audio except the announcers is coming thru in this Michigan/New Mexico game. I wonder if NBC Sports knows this and if it’s really a bad thing. 🤷🏼♀️
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Yes.
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Nope. Mine was making orange Kool-aid from the packets, the brewed ice tea my mom always made, or the one glass bottle of pop a day that I was allowed.
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“Do you HAVE an appointment?”
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Trump couldn’t pick out Missouri on a map. Even if Missouri was highlighted, with multiple arrows pointing to it.
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“I could bring down your government with a single word….You’re right, not a single word….Just six.”
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Soooo…still anything to not talk about common sense gun control, I see.
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent
He believes that he’s the hero in the story. When, in fact, he’s been the evil villain all along.
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The Tennessee Supreme Court just struck down the open carry ban in TN public parks. My local state senator was on TV defending the decision, saying “Everyone knows that where there are more guns, people are safer.” This is where we are as a nation. Believing this bullshit.
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“Dahlings, I know A.I. I’ve been A.I. since 2015.”
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And if he does try to take over Chicago, Gov. Pritzker will chew him up and spit him out. Trump thought Mayor Bass was a “nasty woman”, he ain’t seen nothing yet.
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WTF is Sequatchie County?
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Trump: “We just need 11,570 more districts…”
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One of these days, he’s going to have a hat like this with one of his long-ass Truth Social posts plastered on it.
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent
Jensen Ackles, before he was Soldier Boy. If he were Batman now, that would just be weird.
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Melissa Etheridge singing “Piece of my Heart” at the Grammys not long after her cancer battle. I had goosebumps. youtu.be/9FwL_huvYjQ?...
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Hey FBI, those docs are probably still at Mar-a-lago.
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Math is hard.
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Gee, I thought it felt a little warmer today when Hell cracked open on Earth and swallowed him whole.
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Kneel before SOD! (RIP Terrance Stamp)
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They’ll blame “woke” if Cracker Barrel goes under. But newsflash, MAGA, Cracker Barrel has been struggling for years.
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Kash is just perma-surprised at everything.
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New items are added when Tuesday Morning has a sale.
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. If she was the only one left in the house chamber, does that mean all the other TX house Dems signed the permission slip? Or were they not there yet to sign?
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social)
If the video doesn’t match the audio, even by a millisecond, I notice and it ruins my day.
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We started adding chicken, bell peppers, and onions to the Screamin’ Sicilian Bessie’s Revenge cheese pizza and it’s perfection.
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If you see this post a robot 🤖
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It’s always funny when people think that land votes.
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to just live in a fascist state (TN). Now it’s an entire fascist country.
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He has a type. And that type is Ivanka.
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The issue: “Do you want the ball gag or the whip?”
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Quelle surprise.
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Bowling alley addition complete.
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Pineapple on pizza, yay or nay? (But definitely no garlic, amirite 🤣)
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We’re?!?
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I think this guy needs to be on trial at The Hague. Along with his buddy Bibby.
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*record scratch* WTF? The Biggest Loser trainer?
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Avengers only. Never been a fan of Dune.
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Andrew Luck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This Colts fan appreciates that.
Eric Alper (@thatericalper.com) reposted
Shout out to all the musicians out there. Your music may be the only ray of light in someone else's darkness.
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GOP got their marching orders that DC Crime is the Boogeyman du jour.
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So Much Wine - Phoebe Bridgers “Listen to me, butterfly There’s only so much wine”
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#2
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Didn’t give two shits about anything while he was governor, why should he start after he’s governor. 🤷🏼♀️
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social)
That Panera commercial was okay the first couple times, but now it’s just f*cking annoying. Focaccia Focaccia Focaccia Focaaaaaccia.
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Wil Wheaton (@wilwheaton.net) reposted
The 2024 election was the easiest open book test America has ever taken, and holy shit did we fail. I think about this almost every day. I can't help it. I am still astonished that this country is so filled with hateful, stupid people who couldn't slam their dicks in the door hard hard enough.
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Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social)
Happy International Left Hander’s Day to all my fellow lefties! May your scissors always fit your hand and your ink never smear. #InternationalLeftHandersDay
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Narrator: There were, indeed, no consequences.
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OMG! Can we impeach and remove this motherfucker yet?
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I’m afraid to ask why he’s doing a press conference at The Kennedy Center.
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The United States will be messed up for years to come.
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social)
And they accuse the left of indoctrinating kids. Every accusation is an admission.
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He probably got beat up for running his punk-ass bitch mouth. (Did debate myself in whether I should post this. Did it anyway.)
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Mitch Hedberg.
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What a whiny-ass bitch.
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent
Sold at Home Gestapo?
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, social media started that decline long ago.
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I so would have done a cat there. 🤣
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One of the best of season 2, imo.
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, like they enshrined the right to abortion into law. Oh wait….
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Couples Wheel of Fortune has got to be the worst of all the Wheel of Fortunes. Just f*cking call a letter you don’t have to discuss it for 30 seconds.
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Somewhere a cult leader is missing one of their wives.
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When you sing without auto-tune and no one can tell the difference.
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Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social)
Paramount has completed their transformation to being a full MAGA network… www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/08/...
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…from inside the Republican house.
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social)
They’re just telling Trump that he’ll be in Russia after they land in Alaska to make him feel big important.
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Gee. Marsha had a closed door press conference with only hand-picked press? Quelle surprise.
Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social)
In the 20 years I’ve lived in Tennessee, I’ve learned two things about TN drivers… 1) They don’t know how to use turn signals, and 2) Apparently red lights are only a suggestion.
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Lawler is a Temu George Russell.