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Chris 🎼🎶

@reclaimingchris.bsky.social

My “two little nerds” are now in college | Stay weird |✌️💙😇 | She/her |🏹💜 | Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️| Mom of musicians 🎸🥁 | Reigniting the dormant musician in me 🪈 📍East Tennessee via Michiana

created November 15, 2024

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He didn’t post that.

1/9/2025, 2:02:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So far, not impressed with this freshman Notre Dame quarterback. #NDvsMIA

1/9/2025, 1:52:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure most 79 year olds have felt better somewhere else in their lives.

31/8/2025, 9:37:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only country album I’ve ever bought. Played it so much, I think I wore out the CD.

31/8/2025, 6:07:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then Chattanooga knows what they need to do now.

31/8/2025, 1:07:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:06:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:00:07 AM | 46 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of the audio except the announcers is coming thru in this Michigan/New Mexico game. I wonder if NBC Sports knows this and if it’s really a bad thing. 🤷🏼‍♀️

31/8/2025, 12:53:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes.

30/8/2025, 11:36:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope. Mine was making orange Kool-aid from the packets, the brewed ice tea my mom always made, or the one glass bottle of pop a day that I was allowed.

30/8/2025, 6:49:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Do you HAVE an appointment?”

30/8/2025, 6:10:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can be brief in one graphic:

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30/8/2025, 6:08:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:38:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump couldn’t pick out Missouri on a map. Even if Missouri was highlighted, with multiple arrows pointing to it.

29/8/2025, 11:36:21 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent

“I could bring down your government with a single word….You’re right, not a single word….Just six.”

29/8/2025, 11:13:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent

Soooo…still anything to not talk about common sense gun control, I see.

29/8/2025, 8:29:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent

He believes that he’s the hero in the story. When, in fact, he’s been the evil villain all along.

28/8/2025, 7:53:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 9:34:42 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Tennessee Supreme Court just struck down the open carry ban in TN public parks. My local state senator was on TV defending the decision, saying “Everyone knows that where there are more guns, people are safer.” This is where we are as a nation. Believing this bullshit.

27/8/2025, 9:31:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Dahlings, I know A.I. I’ve been A.I. since 2015.”

26/8/2025, 12:17:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And if he does try to take over Chicago, Gov. Pritzker will chew him up and spit him out. Trump thought Mayor Bass was a “nasty woman”, he ain’t seen nothing yet.

23/8/2025, 3:05:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF is Sequatchie County?

22/8/2025, 7:45:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump: “We just need 11,570 more districts…”

22/8/2025, 3:17:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of these days, he’s going to have a hat like this with one of his long-ass Truth Social posts plastered on it.

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22/8/2025, 2:51:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jensen Ackles, before he was Soldier Boy. If he were Batman now, that would just be weird.

22/8/2025, 2:43:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melissa Etheridge singing “Piece of my Heart” at the Grammys not long after her cancer battle. I had goosebumps. youtu.be/9FwL_huvYjQ?...

22/8/2025, 12:51:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey FBI, those docs are probably still at Mar-a-lago.

22/8/2025, 12:29:43 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Math is hard.

22/8/2025, 12:27:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 1:02:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gee, I thought it felt a little warmer today when Hell cracked open on Earth and swallowed him whole.

22/8/2025, 12:55:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kneel before SOD! (RIP Terrance Stamp)

22/8/2025, 12:23:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 12:17:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ll blame “woke” if Cracker Barrel goes under. But newsflash, MAGA, Cracker Barrel has been struggling for years.

22/8/2025, 12:11:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 8:26:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kash is just perma-surprised at everything.

20/8/2025, 8:25:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New items are added when Tuesday Morning has a sale.

19/8/2025, 1:45:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait. If she was the only one left in the house chamber, does that mean all the other TX house Dems signed the permission slip? Or were they not there yet to sign?

19/8/2025, 3:30:35 AM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the video doesn’t match the audio, even by a millisecond, I notice and it ruins my day.

19/8/2025, 3:06:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent

We started adding chicken, bell peppers, and onions to the Screamin’ Sicilian Bessie’s Revenge cheese pizza and it’s perfection.

18/8/2025, 3:29:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you see this post a robot 🤖

17/8/2025, 7:11:31 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s always funny when people think that land votes.

17/8/2025, 1:10:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to just live in a fascist state (TN). Now it’s an entire fascist country.

17/8/2025, 12:58:52 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Laura…

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16/8/2025, 10:10:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 6:10:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 5:56:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 1:18:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has a type. And that type is Ivanka.

16/8/2025, 1:16:23 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The issue: “Do you want the ball gag or the whip?”

16/8/2025, 1:11:13 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris 🎼🎶 (@reclaimingchris.bsky.social) reply parent

Quelle surprise.

15/8/2025, 11:32:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 10:11:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bowling alley addition complete.

15/8/2025, 4:58:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pineapple on pizza, yay or nay? (But definitely no garlic, amirite 🤣)

15/8/2025, 4:26:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re?!?

15/8/2025, 12:33:30 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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But for an actual album…

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14/8/2025, 10:36:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 10:36:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think this guy needs to be on trial at The Hague. Along with his buddy Bibby.

14/8/2025, 6:22:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 5:10:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*record scratch* WTF? The Biggest Loser trainer?

14/8/2025, 3:30:41 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Avengers only. Never been a fan of Dune.

14/8/2025, 3:27:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Andrew Luck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This Colts fan appreciates that.

14/8/2025, 3:27:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shout out to all the musicians out there. Your music may be the only ray of light in someone else's darkness.

14/8/2025, 3:15:00 AM | 18 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOP got their marching orders that DC Crime is the Boogeyman du jour.

14/8/2025, 3:20:12 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Much Wine - Phoebe Bridgers “Listen to me, butterfly There’s only so much wine”

14/8/2025, 1:37:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#2

14/8/2025, 1:33:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t give two shits about anything while he was governor, why should he start after he’s governor. 🤷🏼‍♀️

14/8/2025, 1:18:31 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Panera commercial was okay the first couple times, but now it’s just f*cking annoying. Focaccia Focaccia Focaccia Focaaaaaccia.

13/8/2025, 11:57:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 9:29:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wil Wheaton (@wilwheaton.net) reposted

The 2024 election was the easiest open book test America has ever taken, and holy shit did we fail. I think about this almost every day. I can't help it. I am still astonished that this country is so filled with hateful, stupid people who couldn't slam their dicks in the door hard hard enough.

13/8/2025, 8:21:13 PM | 1468 165 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 6:06:45 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy International Left Hander’s Day to all my fellow lefties! May your scissors always fit your hand and your ink never smear. #InternationalLeftHandersDay

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13/8/2025, 4:27:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Narrator: There were, indeed, no consequences.

13/8/2025, 4:24:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG! Can we impeach and remove this motherfucker yet?

13/8/2025, 4:14:48 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m afraid to ask why he’s doing a press conference at The Kennedy Center.

13/8/2025, 4:10:20 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The United States will be messed up for years to come.

13/8/2025, 2:12:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they accuse the left of indoctrinating kids. Every accusation is an admission.

13/8/2025, 2:11:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably got beat up for running his punk-ass bitch mouth. (Did debate myself in whether I should post this. Did it anyway.)

12/8/2025, 9:55:45 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 9:53:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mitch Hedberg.

12/8/2025, 9:48:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a whiny-ass bitch.

12/8/2025, 8:10:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sold at Home Gestapo?

12/8/2025, 8:03:14 PM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, social media started that decline long ago.

12/8/2025, 5:07:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I so would have done a cat there. 🤣

12/8/2025, 5:05:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 3:46:47 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the best of season 2, imo.

12/8/2025, 3:16:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, like they enshrined the right to abortion into law. Oh wait….

12/8/2025, 3:13:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 11:57:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couples Wheel of Fortune has got to be the worst of all the Wheel of Fortunes. Just f*cking call a letter you don’t have to discuss it for 30 seconds.

11/8/2025, 11:27:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 11:21:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhere a cult leader is missing one of their wives.

11/8/2025, 9:10:10 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you sing without auto-tune and no one can tell the difference.

11/8/2025, 9:07:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 6:40:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paramount has completed their transformation to being a full MAGA network… www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/08/...

11/8/2025, 6:38:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…from inside the Republican house.

11/8/2025, 6:33:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re just telling Trump that he’ll be in Russia after they land in Alaska to make him feel big important.

11/8/2025, 6:32:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gee. Marsha had a closed door press conference with only hand-picked press? Quelle surprise.

11/8/2025, 12:54:22 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trubisky is with the #Bills now? Sorry Bills. #ChicagoBears

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9/8/2025, 6:16:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the 20 years I’ve lived in Tennessee, I’ve learned two things about TN drivers… 1) They don’t know how to use turn signals, and 2) Apparently red lights are only a suggestion.

9/8/2025, 6:05:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lawler is a Temu George Russell.

9/8/2025, 2:32:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view