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i got some white linen shirts in thailand for about $3. they are insanely comfortable in high heat but also people can see your nipples. so there’s that.
You can’t make this stuff up. The Department of Homeland Security has hired an election conspiracy theorist to work in election integrity. The role did not previously exist under the Biden administration. trib.al/ukUWYfx
good grief i did not say that in any way. let’s try this a different way: you evidently think that this won’t benefit waymo? please explain why not.
look i am pro union! but you’re not seeing things clearly if you don’t recognize that this is good news for waymo. this is basic economics, not some opinion about whether unions or good or bad (and, again, i support unions). it is possible to be pro-union AND recognize the dynamics of the market.
where did i say i was against unions or drivers rights? i am only saying one thing: waymo is happy about this. you’re inferring things that i am not saying.
umm no fox news here. this is just basic facts: waymo has no drivers, therefore no unions. that is going to give them an advantage in the market. not saying anything negative about drivers or unions but this very clearly benefits waymo.
exactly. no one is happier about this than waymo.
BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago. Here is the text of his email shared with me:
of course he did. this is just common sense.
The U.S. is facing a steep decline in international travelers—and this fee will only make it worse, say tourism officials.
Every day I’m inspired by the bravery of these courageous ICE agents.
To further clarify: Here are the exact definitions used by the NOAA U.S Tsunami Warning System. An *Advisory* means that "strong currents or waves dangerous to those in or very near the water is imminent...*but significant inundation is not expected*." "www.tsunami.gov/?pag...
Holy shit, indeed. Jon Karl doesn’t just ask a smart question, he repeatedly refuses to take dodges for an answer and just keeps demanding a direct response and doesn’t let it go. I think I vaguely remember this. It was called … journasomething?
a friend recently was sued by “environmental” lawyers from berkeley. became clear very quickly that these hacks only cared about one thing that was green.
A worker was killed. Dozens detained. Dr. Jonathan Caravello, A CSU faculty member and US citizen, was brutalized & disappeared by ICE for observing. Trump’s ICE thugs are escalating terror in our communities. Release them ALL. seiuca.org/press-releas...
wonderful advice.
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
Has any Rep thought to put a 12 panel picture board together with images of ICE and cartel members and force the admin to tell us which is which?
Wearing your own merch is so fucking lame
I have no idea why this particular thing has been earworming me for the last several days but now I am offering it to you so it will be our mutual problem moving forward youtu.be/XbGchfT3yMs
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
These pro-Palestine aggressors are hiding their identity (note the Hamas headscarf!), and hanging around American campuses. They are reportedly armed and kidnapping people. Just kidding: these are taxpayer funded federal employees (not sure which agency!) hanging out at LA Dodger Stadium.
I assure you, none of them are mine.
This whole "imbroglio" could be avoided if ICE agents were required to wear uniforms and identify themselves, a tradition in law enforcement for the past few centuries
dunning kroger effect is when yuo think youre a better grocery store than you are
“We have come to expect federal judges to shoulder the entire burden of upholding the rule of law and our constitutional system in the face of Trump’s numerous illegal acts,” @MarcElias.bsky.social writes. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/one-...
Hi everyone I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
“guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm he knew he traveled right away.” - poetry from richard jefferson
two years ago today I encountered this all-timer of marquee placement at the movie theater:
a few great hours into a sly + brian wilson marathon. pairs well with nba finals.
It is incredibly dangerous to deploy hundreds of Marines — who are trained in lethal combat, not law enforcement — against American protesters. Absolutely nothing good will come from this.
The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers. That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.
This is the second day in a row that federal agents shot us both
alright, newsom. time to see what you’re made of.
So, as you might know, I have been in the process of tracking the activities of DOGE staff across the federal government. And now I've built an auto-updating website to browse the data It's not done (lots more content to write), but news is moving fast, so here it is dogetrack.info Enjoy!
Elon is harming these 32 non-profits, yet they link to X and not Bsky on their sites. A link to X is a free ad for Elon. Add the 🦋! Takedown the X!--starting with @demandprogress.bsky.social, @publiccitizen.bsky.social, @eff.org, and @thefireorg.bsky.social orgs dedicated to an open internet.
"Sometimes I Want To Disappear"
I made this graphic 8 years 18 days ago and @tkc.bsky.social updated it. I know today feels shitty. and obviously the past 8 years have created these conditions, but from a district to district standpoint, we will make these motherfuckers pay. We will win. Not just in CA. In your hometown, too.
just hard to believe that he actually has a position of power in our federal government. unreal.
we did it but note that it is considerably more expensive than, say, putting them on top of an existing roof. but we felt it was worth the investment in the long run. building the support infrastructure and running the wiring under the pavement is not cheap.
that is bananas. she’s the only one i’d support!
an overview of the administration’s most egregious attacks on the constitution and some thoughts on why conservatives are perfectly fine with them www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/o...
Year of Goggins.. love it. Uncle Baby Billy!
not that there was ever really any doubt but.. this is all the proof you need that this was never about "immigration." it's simply racism. https://www.axios.com/2025/05/12/trump-afghanistan-south-africa-refugees
Alan Moore from a new interview. alanmooreworld.blogspot.com/2025/05/long...
You can see that this layout of styrofoam cradled a stereo receiver the way a stork would deliver a baby if the sky was fit for a box. I save them all just in case they fit one of us. Wouldn't you like to know your packing material soul shape, could be an omen of arrived unbroken yous to come
okay i think we are over this latest clickbait trend..
Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
Gov. Tim Walz State Address: "We have university students shoved into unmarked vans and fathers being tossed into Salvadorian gulags without a hint of due process. If you say you love freedom, but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn't freedom, it's privilege."
@theonion.com has really been crushing it lately. the print version is great, too! https://theonion.com/trump-opens-up-nations-aquariums-to-commercial-fishing/
The federal government plans to eliminate services for LGBTQ youth who call 988, the national suicide and crisis hotline, according to a Health and Human Services budget draft leaked last week.
i am very confused by why no dems are talking about this
Not to be the ultimate doom poster, but satellite images of CECOT have started circulating, and although I know everyone on the left already considers it to be a concentration camp, I think maybe some of our fucking leaders should do the same and start demanding entrance because…
this label confirms it: down is up, up is down.
parcels, one of my favorites, starts at 10:10p tonight. miike snow on right now.
lots of good stuff to stream this year! #couchella www.thefader.com/2025/04/09/c...
This is the literal destruction of knowledge. Mississippi libraries are being ordered to remove academic research on race and gender from library databases. mississippitoday.org/2025/04/08/m...
this. both of those games were really good! great examples of why college basketball is still fun and exciting. the game on monday should be great.
the funniest thing about dan hurley yelling “i’m the best coach in college basketball” at that ref is that he isn’t even the best basketball coach AT HIS OWN SCHOOL.
If true, perhaps this is how AI takes out humanity
those 2 are playing out of their minds this quarter. so sad we don’t get to see juju.
bueckers: hold my beer
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note that their site is incredibly slow right now with so many people trying to do this. i tried for a while this morning and gave up after it errored out several times.
Pete Hegseth in 2016: "The people we rely on to do dangerous and difficult things for us rely on one thing from us: That we will not... be reckless with the dangerous things they are doing for us. That's the national security implications of a private server that's unsecured."
raftery is the best. i still have his list of catch phrases saved from his old wikipedia page. so good. “lingerie!”
Severence's Milchik X tv off by Kendrick Lamar
yeah i agree. it also allows a large group of people to experience the journey of the season together, one week at a time. the severance subreddit was on fire this year.
it wasn’t too hard to connect the dots from gingrich to mcconnell. neither of them cared about what was good for the american people, only their own power.
I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism. From Around the Horn:
In an unprecedented time of attacks on science and truth, we need voices like these more than ever go.bsky.app/14W5Rdk
This horrific story has been confirmed to me by a colleague at the same institute as this scientist. The US is not a safe place to run an academic conference. @theguardian.com have an English language version of this story: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... 🔭🧪
that’s on my list! will watch it next.
i probably would have reacted about the same way if someone told me that! 😂
can’t have too much goggins in your life. https://www.vulture.com/article/walton-goggins-white-lotus-righteous-gemstones-characters-performance.html
Columbia Ph.D. and faculty member here. Completely gutted by this decision. And as a researcher of autocracy, not challenging these charges in court and in public opinion is a great mistake.
Trump has abused the Alien Enemies Act, allowing him to indiscriminately deport people with no oversight or recourse. It is a wartime measure that previously ushered us into a dark era of bigotry and cruelty in WW2—throwing Japanese, German, and Italian Americans into internment camps.
you know you’re bad when even dick vitale says your joke is lame.
jason isbell, calvin simmons theater, oakland. 13 march 2025.
This is horrible to post, but I may as well post it. We are essentially shutting down research operations in my group, which is focused on treatments for pediatric brain cancer. I’m a well funded investigator, and there’s no choice. Science can’t function without the stability of NIH
obviously a tough way for it to end but proud of those guys for fighting. terrible shooting from 3 & free was hard to overcome.
Top efficiency ratings post-trade deadline: (via NBAUniversity) #NBA
he is allegedly holding one in oakhurst on tuesday. i will be there in case he shows up!
"Car dealership that disappears political dissidents" really does feel like the form America has been building to this whole time.
oh dear. two of my favorite artists.
but but “free speech”! what a bunch of nonsense.
it was shut down a few days ago.
he has a negative value. will never watch or read anything if i see his name.
jackson park after dark, san francisco
not sure what has changed with our shooting but.. i like it.
Incredible chart
c’mon, cory.. remind me again the name of your store?
