we jsut need to take a break for a while
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we jsut need to take a break for a while
i forgive
its ok
my mom helped me today we still arent done because i still need to finish clearing off my bed but DAMN we did so much such as moving a bookshelf in here
my sister said she wants to help me get my room all nice so i can finally (finally. for the first time ever) have a space i enjoy living in
before this i was storing it mostly in reusable shopping bags which was getting Tiresome. and on my bed which sucked because i have a queen size bed and could only sleep on about 20% of it
i feel like a Real Crocheter now i have a yarn storage space that is somewhat Aesthetic
i also have about eleven gallons worth of storage bins worth and a couple of random skeins i havent put up yet but LOOK
i dont knit
OMG
@rem.bsjky.team I found Frog and Toad! My mom stitched these for the Elder Child. Frog originally had brown pants too but those have gone missing.
GUESS WHO OBTAINED MORE STORAGE SPACE
guess who 1) is out of yarn storage space & 2) just bought more yarn
incredible
i’m ok with bluesky “dying” personally like i’m mostly in my walled off little corner talking to myself anyways what do i give a shit if resistlib accounts with 17k followers don’t wanna be here fuck them they’re annoying and mean anyways good riddance
i blame the NCIS industrial complex for people thinking you can enhance an image by feeding it to a computer and saying "computer, enhance"
once someone spelled my moms name (mitzi) M-I-T-X-Y which like. i guess?
the micropet in finch is a little dog with a paintbrush in his mouth and i love him already
they cheep cheeped it was nice
now to accept praise from a small bird
fair and reasonable get well soon stimky
i dont wanna have to buy shampoo and conditioner every two fucken weeks
plus i always had to use soooo much of it
Fuck those guys! I'm going to brush my teeth right now!
definitely a huge step up from the dollar store stuff i had to use for a while. it weighed down my hair so badly and it was always tangly
a dentist who tells you not to brush your teeth so he gets more work
my hair products are so nice my hairs gonna be so soft
the desire to not brush your teeth is actually the result of a psyop by Big Denture
i have showered
if blink-182 were singing about alan young: dont waste your time on me youre already the voice of mr ed
289 to go. im bad at math
wwo im so bad at math
DEVELOPING: im about to shower
Everyone saying “there’s no way Trump wrote this” is kind of missing the point. It doesn’t matter who wrote it— this coming out from Trump’s truth social account at all means the White House is frustrated by the narrative about the CDC / vaccines and laying the groundwork for a break from Kennedy.
I understand people’s reticence to move when the fear is that their paying audience won’t follow them. The thing is, Substack is increasingly trying to engineer it so that your paying audience *can’t* easily follow you, because they’re locked into Substack, not you!
Substack wants — even more than its general friendliness to Nazi accounts — to lock you into its ecosystem. The longer you linger, the harder they are going to make it for you to leave and take your mailing lists/payment relationships with you. They’re actively fucking with your money
picturing all the characters in fraiser saying "non-binary" as i pour the black ink from the printer of every office closed on labor drain down the sink
the absolute funniest part of this is i'm actually convinced a LLM would be able to do a significantly better job of impersonating his diction lmao
when my friend came out as trans to me a few years ago, in my scramble to find the right model for support my brain latched on to the meme of they-man saying “i’m actually they-man now” and skeletor saying “cool, thanks for sharing that with me!” and that’s what i said. skeletor is my allyship model
ALL THESE APPS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT BLUESKY. ATTEMPT NO POSTING THERE.
what are you doing for labor day? me: laying in the bed reading a subreddit about a cult developing in dover, ohio led by a guy named josh who works red lobster 😭 www.reddit.com/r/Ohio/s/AAm...
CYBERGIRLFRIENDS
The idea that so many babies get through the "try to put everything in their mouth" stage unscathed is truly a testament to humans as a species tbh
I’m a hydration skeptic. not sure you need to drink that stuff
tru
blitzkrieg balls
im not good at this
the other day i confused blitzkrieg bop and ballroom blitz
these are very different songs
i meant rappers delight. im so sorry
nevermind not gangstas paradise ive embarrassed myself
to show me it still works he played dont go breakin my heart on the 8-track and gangstas paradise on the record player
yuo should be its so nice
and a little place to put bottles and cups
my brother in law got this really cool fake fireplace FOR FREE and it has a record player and an 8-track player in the top of it
the house is on the parade route and the dogs fucking hate it. "theres! people! on! our! sidewalk!!!!!"
i know i’m young and all but i’ve already decided this, and i’m not changing my mind. i want guitar solos at my funeral.
all* the things *i have made two more since taking this (also some got undone because i didnt like them anymore)
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him post a “good night” before.
rolling one up in the tree star
It’s great slop
This makes me both want zucchini bread, and to rewatch Supernatural again lol
it just happens
i need to list these but im so eepy 😴
its weird for me because its like in third person adn also i never like. learned how to do it i just have always done it as far back as i can remember
so i didnt know if thats a common experience or soemthing to do with that
i often do but i lucid dream pretty frequently
do yall become aware that youre dreaming like right before you wake up
ive been makin rabbit feet all day
i FOUND IT
That zucchini looks like it's barred from street carry in at least six states
thank you im glad to be able to see this post
i cant find my fucken airpods case and thats the one thing you cant ping im so mad
Okay here’s the deal. My only client, and a full-time one, has not yet paid me for July yet. It may be a week, it may be a month, who knows about August. I am broke and in housing court trying to keep my apartment. If you like my work/face/dog/whatever and want to help, avenues to do so are below.
this says a lot about society
what tiny froggeus
Begging everyone
I have a friend with a metal right leg below the knee, cause he fell asleep at the wheel Driving tired is insidious, you don’t know you are napping, then you wake up two days later with a bit missing
that one taught me to ALWAYS wear my seatbelt, the other one taught me to NEVER DRIVE TIRED
anyway thats the story of the worst car accident ive ever been in even worse than when the car flipped upside down when i was 3
oh no id be nowhere near as calm about it
then we both would be dead
i did get checked out but apart from some wild seatbelt bruises i was fine. not even whiplash
oh this was ages ago. they cancelled my license but nothing else happened
*try to stop no way i could have stopped. i was going 55 and way too close to the intersection. if i had slowed down i would have hit her drivers side door
also i still think about it ALL the time which sucks tbh
the car accident was five years ago and my tits are still recovering (not joking)
a friend of mine almost died driving tired. he had to work a double shift and got off work around 4am and drove home and fell asleep behind the wheel. he woke up to his car stuck on top of the guard rail overhanging a pretty far drop down a rocky cliff. he might have survived the fall but might not
its so weird because i wanted to stop or slow down but a little voice in my head screamed at me to speed up. so i did. that saved our lives
its a genuine miracle i wasnt injured at all (neither was the driver whose car i hit). the dash went in from the passenger side through to about half an inch away from my knee. i hit her front fender only and we both walked away from it
also dont text and drive
here was my car. please dont drive tired. i almost learned my lesson the hardest way of all
as someone who almost died because i fell asleep at the wheel this is EVEN MORE dangerous than driving tired (which is VERY dangerous and you should take it very seriously)
jesus christ
here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road
update: she just posted the fiancée's reaction and they both cried a bit
im bad at remembering to do chores so i sent my mom this so she wouldnt remind me again
its a really cool blanket too
