Ben Brown ain’t it.
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Ben Brown ain’t it.
In the words of @bencollins.bsky.social “there are no distractions. It’s all bad.”
LFGCG
Here comes the “our offense just broke” presser from Jed any moment.
Hey now, Funderburke and Topa have contributed prior to the fire sale. The contributions were (mostly) not good, but they happened!
"I did it. I threw the sandwich" coming to t-shirts near you.
Jed Hoyer’s roster construction is atrocious. Carrying a bench that couldn’t cover every day players at all until after the trade deadline is unacceptable. Now everyone is tired and demoralized but we carried Brujan and Berti so they could get 157 PAs thru 105ish games
Mark Cuban is the Elon Musk of Bluesky. Bought goodwill with Cost Plus Drugs and now wants to shit on anyone who might help the poor in the public sector.
He’s always been a billionaire at heart. He’d rather employ LLMs than people who can argue.
This Cubs team is so uninspired. They act like they are on C-SPAN.
They mentioned in the broadcast he had a rough pitch limit of 70. I also would’ve loved him to finish the inning but I don’t think there was much more for him after.
Oh and FUCK ICE.
100% agree we are moments from that. Here is what I found. God help us if they give teenagers authority.
Here are the requirements from the ICE website for a deportation officer.
No argument. Just captioning the picture provided in the meme.
Over 65 want to join ICE? We provide Life Alert free of charge!
Can any of these unqualified people be removed by congress? Not that it will happen in this term or ever.
I can’t find anything on google to prove they didn’t invent cellphones. Probably true then.
Great pull from memory! i had the benefit of google.
I forgot Willi Castro rocked Trans Flag eye black on pride night for the Twins.
Enjoy the boot licking for billionaires!
An over exaggerated retelling, but yes a someone bet $50,000 on there being a streaker. He then was that streaker but couldn't keep his mouth shut, so he didn't get the roughly $375,000 he could have.
Yes, rich people are famously known for supporting the lower classes by keeping medical care affordable and not eroding the government benefits written into law for profit. You know things that help protect life for the poorer people.
Bo Jackson and Griffey Jr. debuted 2.5 years apart not 30-40 years, Alex.
So you’re saying everyone is severely underpaid because rich people don’t value human life?
The Motorola patch is gross while calling it a throwback. They could’ve at least put the blue Motorola logo on. Fucking corporate America ruins everything.
The ruling class went from profiting off of their extremely cheap labor to profiting from their very existence in this country.
Isn’t the manosphere just a bunch of dudes who don’t like the consequences of their actions? The consequences being women hate them.
i'm crying laughing. she's literally never seen the word before.
This reads as, I’m afraid he’ll hit me next time.
You forgot Jordan Montgomery.
Thank you for all you do! Your dedication to bettering others’ lives is phenomenal
Tyler is the sidearmer who scrapes the ground
But but...but...but...he is pro Palestinian and...and...he is Muslim...and chants...and slogans...and Muslims and Jews can never get along since the beginning of time...and...uhhh...Halal carts...and...sharia??? www.newsweek.com/zohran-mamda...
These douchebags saw Juwanna Mann in 2002 and decided it could be their entire platform to get elected.
Especially from a person who said, "If you give me a plan to end world hunger, I'll do it" at one point in time. He saw the plan and said, it costs too much.
This is the midnight insomnia content I am up for.
This is my friend. His name is Christian Smalls. He founded the Amazon Labor union Not as a professional activist, but as a worker who decided he’d had enough. Recently, he was beaten and detained by the IDF And no one in the MSM is talking about it. paydayreport.com/amazon-union...
The only minority destroying America is the billionaires.
The guys who hate cancel culture hate when others speak their mind
According to Jared Wyllys Brujan has been DFA
But would you be wearing a tank top and tie?
He has always looked like a WASP-y Beavis from "Beavis and Butthead" to me. Between that and his pure evil viewpoints, I've never understood how he has been taken seriously.
Probably not. I would assume it would be considered interference once you’re out but I don’t make the rules I just find them online.
You can’t do that anymore. www.mlb.com/amp/news/mlb...
@mcuban.bsky.social better keep investing in AI. Such a great tool to help workers!!!!!!!!
100% true but the owners need to squeeze every possible dollar out of fans because winning isn't the real goal anymore.
Said like someone who doesn't understand that political ideology has changed since he failed in his run for president. We fell for the great orator in Obama, he didn't deliver the change or hope he beautifully delivered in his campaign speeches.
Because is steals fresh water from humans Mark. Water is the scarcest resource we have and AI takes enormous amount of that water for cooling. Stop pretending AI is good for anything other than the rich.
It is pronounced Dee-zhan youtu.be/n_RmbJOeivY?...
Brujan** stupid auto correct
Making it easier to DFA Brunson/Berti and move Shaw to the bench down the stretch.
Are you going to report on the strike going on at Fenway? It would be relevant to speak about how ownership won’t negotiate in good faith with concession workers, so we can't expect a good faith negotiation with the MLBPA in the upcoming CBA.
BREAKING: Concession workers at Fenway are on strike. This is the first walkout in the 113 year history of the Boston Red Sox’s stadium. These essential workers will be on strike as the World Series champion Dodgers come to town this weekend.
I used to tour with broadway shows full time for a living. I ate from restaurants 90% of the time and I don't think I ever got close to spending $20k on food in a year.
If Amaya is coming back just after the deadline, do they trade McGuire and bring Bally (or other AAA backup) up for a few days to swap McGuire and Cease?
Breaking: A House Oversight subcommittee just moved to subpoena the Justice Department's files on Jeffrey Epstein. Three Republicans voted with Democrats, sending it through on an 8-2 vote. The subcommittee will now work on subpoena language — it could get taken up after the House's summer recess.
America calling them the “Epstein Files” and not the “Pedo-Files” is stupid. No one could argue keeping the Pedo-Files secrecy is a good idea over and over again.
Lindor frequently throws equality comments into his postgame interviews.
Hit up Minnehaha Falls for a good hike. www.exploreminnesota.com/profile/minn...
Aren’t there lots of videos of pizza places hitting him because he is such an asshole when he is doing his reviews? Why would anyone think “people like this guy” after those?
There’s a colloquial French way of saying “zero fucks given” that translates to “I’m painting my balls with the brush of indifference.” A Finnish version is “it interests me as much as a kilogram of shit.” But my favourite is from old Greek slang and it goes “flowers on my dick and bees all around.”
Is it just me or is Ben Brown just not it as a starter?
CUBS.
I hate the “all baseball should be like this” mentality that goes with Banana Ball. It’s like saying all basketball games should be like the Harlem Globetrotters games. Both things can exist and be entertaining without comparing the two.
AI would probably solved all of this with LLMs though.
"....the vast majority of people in ICE detention as of July 13 — 40,643 out of 56,816, or 71.5% — have no criminal convictions."
just think -- if the Wall Street Journal published Trump's letter and Johnson saw it, he'd have to report it to his son as porn intake
Common condition in older adults with a high morbidity rate, FTFY.
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
Kershaw had to leave early to attend the official de-naming of the SS Harvey Milk
He was so close to being a favorite until he played the Toby Keith lynching song for his walkout last night.
Why the hell are they displaying to the TENTH decimal place? 0.0000000001 foot is 0.03 nanometers, or the radius of a fucking HELIUM ATOM. Somehow, I don’t think Hawkeye can do atomic microscopy!
He looks like the live-action, hipster version of Butt Head.
The red bill hat was the first season I watched the Cubs as a fan. I wish the red bill would come back, but I understand why it won't.
and working in an administration that doesn't believe in helping people find food.
They scratch their ass before handling your food, as is standard.
Miles MAGA Mikolas laying huge turds on July 4 is making me feel a teeny tiny bit patriotic
Mike Tauchman is a legend for robbing home runs.
His Left Bone is bruised. His Right Bone will be essential during recovery.
Let’s not forget on opening day 2024 when the Cubs made him stand next to 6’8” Luke (not so) Little
America sure looks like Nazi Germany right now and I’m fucking sick of it.
This wins the internet today.
Nico Hoerner, known power hitter, hits his 3rd HR in his last 5 games.
dunning kroger effect is when yuo think youre a better grocery store than you are
I mean it’s what we are doing in Palestine, might as well bring it to domestic policy.
If I could change one thing about US culture, it would be this unshakeable and absolutely backward belief that life must be earned, and generating profit is how you earn it. Life is a human right. Profit must be earned, and those who want to earn it must respect human rights in order to do so.
“Hey one y’all ladies who just came sat down smell gooder than a motherfucker. Thank you for that.” Bus passenger
The acoustics of a hallway fart are second only to a toilet bowl.
And yet I’m not sure they care about either at all.
My dad is god tier at this. He approached a coach at one of my son’s local bball tourneys… “Dave Bonner, nice to meet you. You know, my oldest son won two nba championships? Know what he was doing in 3rd grade? Losing games in this exact tournament. Maybe chill out on these kids next time.”
Totally, entirely, and completely unrelated to Shota Imanaga walking off the mound hurt... Cade Horton has 4IP. 5K, 0BB, 1ER.
Need a reverse gif of the Shōta butt zoom out.
