Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Too bad Jeffrey Epstein didnโt live long enough for Speaker Moses Johnson to claim he was an FBI informant too.
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Too bad Jeffrey Epstein didnโt live long enough for Speaker Moses Johnson to claim he was an FBI informant too.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Fool on the hill The Beatles
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Rocky Mountain high John Denver
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Valley Girl Frank Zappa
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Donโt look now, but looks like America is inching towards Stalin era Soviet Union.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
I think the real reason for Westpoint academy to cancel Tom Hanks award ceremony is because they just found out he was a cross dresser.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks. I missed that bit of a news.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Breaking: Vatican has just announced that all the Catholic priests who have molested choir boys over the decades were also FBI informants.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
I will. If that anything like I suggested then weโre good. ๐
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear governor Pritzker, You can/should issue an executive order that makes it illegal for anyone to wear ski masks while on streets of the greater Chicago area. Give the Illinois state police the power to arrest the violators on the spot. Make ICE thugs show their cowardly faces to the public.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Didnโt we see this movie before when Putin sent troops to Chechnya to distract Russians from his corruption?
The Sgt Joker (@thesgtjoker.bsky.social) reposted
Just like Donald Trump, I was also an undercover FBI informant tasked with investigating who was raping all those children with Jeffrey Epstein. President Trump and I worked together many times. ~ Prince Andrew
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile at our householdโฆ
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
As morbid as it sounds, we should draw up a pool for which preventable disease outbreak will happen in Florida first and when. #VaccinesSaveLives #RonDeSantisIsAMurderer
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Next thing we hear come out of Moses Johnsonโs mouth is trump was a CIA informant recruited to take down Putin by helping him interfere with the 2016 election.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Even though IDGAF about Cheryl Hines, I canโt help but feel sorry for her for having to hear RFK Jrโs suicide inducing voice everyday and every night.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
If donald trump was an FBI informant, then Bill Clinton was a cigar salesman.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
I predict a long prison term in her future.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Translation: Mike Johnson is on the Epstein list.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Moses Johnson needs an eye exam.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
May this be his last weekend on this earth.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Hereโs a scary thought: If RFK jr is forced to resign, trump may replace him with somebody even worse.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
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Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
They really should rename it the Department of small dick insecure beta male PussyAssBitches.
๐๐บ๐ธDWally๐บ๐ธ๐ (@dkwally.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
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Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
#Florida should change its nickname from โSunshine Stateโ to โAmericaโs Petri Dishโ.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
When Gavin Newsom wins the 2028 presidential election by a landslide, I hope he starts sending notices to current cabinet secretaries and other trump appointees that they should resign ASAP and lawyer up, because his DOJ is going to investigate every single one of them. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/PErUiAyVoGc
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Open the door Get on the FLOOR Everybody walk the dinosaur youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk?...
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Luca Migo โ๐ (@victinibcn.bsky.social) reposted
Gov. Pritzker: โMy message: donโt come to Chicago. Donโt bring military troops to the streets of an American city. We will go to court to stop you and the people of Chicago wonโt stand for it. The people of America wonโt stand for it.โ
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Meanwhile Don junior is wondering why his special package from Venezuela is late.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
This is all I have to say about Ted Cruz.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
When it turns out that trump IS in fact in Epstein files as his biggest client, how will #GOP lawmakers who have voted not to release the report spin it? Will they go down with the sinking ship?
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
When it turns out that trump IS in fact in Epstein files as his biggest client, how will GOP lawmakers who have voted not to release the report spin it? Will they go down with the sinking ship?
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
New Uber service in Australia. #CatsOfBlueSky
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Yet another reason to stay away from Floriduh. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
To all #GOP members of the House of Representatives who are not seeking reelection, Sign the damn release! What the hell do you have to lose?
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Today is a good day for the pedo in chief to resign, or drop dead.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Today is a good day for the fat MFer to resign effective immediately.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Watch for Pedolph Shitler to stage another assassination attempt to throw MSM something to cover other than the Epstein Files. #BelieveTheVictims
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean She was the best damn woman that I ever seen youtu.be/Lo2qQmj0_h4?...
Monica (@softtail65.bsky.social) reposted
Name a song with the word "Fast" in the title or lyrics...๐ถ
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Right now trump wishes he were in Beijing with his autocrat buddies partying like itโs 1939.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
According to a Yahoo! map, the most fun state in the US: Deep blue California The least fun state: Deep red Mississippi
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Hey presidunce trump, I want to report a couple of gophers in my front yard that are ruining my lawn. How about sending a National Guard unit to my house to guard against these radical extremist rodents? and maybe they can rake my yard too. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Protect Kamala Harris โ (@disavowtrump20.bsky.social) reposted
๐จNEW: Retired Army Lt. General Mark Hertling calls out Donald Trump for giving military funeral honors to January 6th rioter Ashli Babbitt: โshe did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it.โ REPOST if you stand with Lt. General Hertling!
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Can you imagine how many million more Americans wouldโve died if that wack job vaccine denier RFK junior was in charge of HHS during the COVID pandemic?
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
I can think of a more appropriate place he can stick those Roman columns. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Check out this video from this search, if you go away lyrics share.google/mjsx6YtFd3wW...
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed They can dance, we'll stay home instead
Monica (@softtail65.bsky.social) reposted
Name a song with the word "Stay" in the title or lyrics...๐ถ
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
We lost another good one. Alan Arkin, Oscar Winner and Versatile Force, Dies at 89: A Legacy of Wit, Depth, and Unforgettable Performances www.msn.com/en-us/movies...
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
We couldโve had 7 more months of continuous economic recovery, inflation down to near 0%, no DOGE bros hacking the social security information of 100s of million of Americans, no massive layoffs of federal employees, no gutting of government agencies, no quacks running the HHS, and no cankles.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Yesterday we went to a jazz festival at the Wharf in Washington DC. On every block of the boardwalk there were 3 or 4 National Guard personnel standing around in their fatigues, being on the receiving end of dirty looks from the crowd of concert goers.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile Usha Vance was seen meeting an interior decorator outside the White House.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
#Katrina โGeorge Bush doesnโt care about black people.โ - Kanye West, 2005 โKanye West doesnโt care about black people.โ - Black people, 2025
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
He has a license to troll.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
When it finally happens, there will be a cat fight between the Pillsburry Douche boy and PeeWee German to decide whoโs really in charge.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
For historical perspective, Iโm just going to throw this out there. May this be the happiest #LaborDay weekend in American history. CC: @beschlossdc1776.bsky.social
LynnZ ๐ฆ (@zizij.bsky.social) reposted
Photo was taken of miners at end of shift during Gilded Age before they were unionized Somewhere were people at the top of the company who felt there was nothing wrong with this picture Labor Day remember the blood, sweat, and tears that those before us paid to give working class basic rights
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
If prayers really worked, her boss would be pushing up the daisies right now.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Other federal government agencies employees must do the same to support their colleagues who have been fired by the trump regime. CDC employees walk out to rally in support of ousted leaders www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
BREAKING: The Amazon truck carrying GOP lawmakersโ thoughts and prayers has just arrived in Minnesota.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Next items on the National Guardโs To-Do list: - Pick up Melaniaโs dry cleaning - Empty trumpโs diaper pails - Shine Stephen Millerโs chrome dome - Steam clean JD Vanceโs sofa
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereโs a lot of rebuilding of the government to be made from the ground up by the next Democratic president (as usual) after this treasonous fรผcker is out of the picture and out of our lives for good.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
If we the people had the power to set the salary of elected officials based on their stance against gun violence and for universal background check, Republicans would be making minimum wage.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
If we the people had the power to set the salary of elected officials based on their stance against gun violence and for universal background check, Republicans would be making minimum wage.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
I ran it by my Temu web app AI and it confirmed this is 100% true.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
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Monica (@softtail65.bsky.social) reposted
What's your favorite candy bar, one of these or something else? ๐ค
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
CDC now stands for: Center for Dying Citizens
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
I donโt know but Iโm pretty sure when the founders were drafting the Constitution, they wouldโve scrapped one of the amendments had they known that it would cause so much senseless death of innocent men, women, and CHILDREN. School Shooting #Abolish2A
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Just as expected: โSchool shootingโ has moved down to number 5 in a matter of hours. Thoughts and prayers and move on. WTF is wrong with us?
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Next theyโll be picking up Melaniaโs dry cleaning from Zips.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
No worries, trump will fill their positions with Dr. Randy Quaid, Dr. Kevin Sorbo, De. Scott Baio, and chief surgeon Dr. Rosanne Barr.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
I hope trump knows thereโs a direct correlation between all the hateful shit heโs doing while in office and the size of the celebration around the world when dies.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
I think Manchester United should avoid the Christmas rush and sack Amoriom now, then hire Zidane.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
Dear racist MAGAts who are plotting to shoot up schools, then kill yourselves like cowards, Please do the latter first.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
If only there was National Guard to stop the mass shooter instead of doing trash duty in DC.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyโre more concerned about receiving any grade lower than A+ from the NRA than the body count after every mass shooting.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
As the so-called Commander in chief mango Mussolini should set an example by picking up a broom and clean up the sidewalks around the White House.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe the orange dicktator should deploy the National guard to fill in for the immigrant farm workers who were illegally kidnapped by ICE-IS
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
Joe Roganโs home may be on the list of DOJโs future predawn raids.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social) reply parent
I googled him. Turns out heโs of Iranian descent with possible ties to the Islamic Republic regime and subsequently with Putin.
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
The worldโs most famous old hippie does NOT abide. #FuckStephenMiller
Naughtius ๐บ๐ฆ Maximus ๐ป (@resisterdude.bsky.social)
From now on every time trump launches a weapon of mass distraction at the media to make them chase another rabbit hole other than the Epstein files, they should start their report with: Today donald trump who was allegedly Jeffrey Epsteinโs biggest client did so and soโฆ Deal?