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yuo cant waste my time better or more than i do
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yuo cant waste my time better or more than i do
Sridhar Ramesh (@radishharmers.bsky.social) reposted
My dentist has a setup where they let you watch Netflix on an overhead monitor as you lie back during the session. It's really great. I'm hoping my therapist follows suit.
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
didn't finish load out until 1030pm but ive had two long islands and everything is fine now and also i met a cute dog named ghost pepper
amber renee ๐ (@ambercxc.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
this one. honestly name your price. i want to use it at the PT.
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
this is so cool but i didn't even know it existed
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
please let me know if you do
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
it has been! miss you, friend!
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
it drives me fkn insane these people are awful on purpose because being awful gets attention. they all forget how many awful people came here and left after a week because they got mass blocked instead of getting engagement
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
pax day 3 has ended one more day but i am very very tired
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
wow once against proving you really are the postes
ยญยญ ยญ ยญ theยญ ยญยญ ยญ ยญ postes (@rem.bsjky.team) reposted
once a guy explained how to store cables properly to me and said "you have to store them loose" and reader i looked that man dead in the eyes and said "so the electricity doesn't get stuck" and. i broke him
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
it has to be ai
The Southern Gothic Adventures of Quintessa Knight (@quietblkgrl.bsky.social) reposted
Seeing all these posts waiting for that man to die got me thinking bout you and wondering why our love had to dieโฆ I know you gave me 45 chances but I hope this ainโt how our term gotta end. ๐
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
people who get to the top tend to believe they are there for a reason. either because they are good at what they do or they were ordained by god rather than by mostly luck.
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
no one has the charisma he does and lots of people will fight for the attention people are dooming about his death not making things better but i can't see people making it worse than the current expectations
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
it's a good joke but for the love of god stop getting my hopes up
Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted
Iโm just saying that when it happens Iโm jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
big if true
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
what if they really liked speakerboxxx?
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
"its cool. i didn't do anything wrong so nothing should happen. thanks for letting me know!"
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
turns out you actually can't get a jury to indict a ham sandwich
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
this is so god damned funny
Cassie, Anxious Millennial Pixie (@cassieceleste.bsky.social) reposted
If Gavin Newsom were a serious politician, he'd challenge Trump to a title vs. title snap election. Winner gets the presidency and the governorship of California. Trump has had a weak title defense so far and would jump at the chance, plus we could end the Newsom story before Electionmania '28
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
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jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
oh we are doing it
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
the ESA event portal is coming along nicely, just in time for PAX
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
no one looks exactly like the tiny, barely discernable image next to their posts and i wish more people would understand that
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
this year's theme for beast in the east was zelda and holy shit this commission turned out so cool
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
i have a game boy printer that i tight about using i also pulled these off of my epilogue gb operator
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
i was shocked at how much resolution i can get out of things that are well lit if i hold the camera on it for a while
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
thats it. the game boy camera doesn't have a lot of storage as it turns out
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
i usually wait for the final notice
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
me logging into ffxiv every 30 days so my house doesnt get demolished
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
*picking up a hand full of cheese crumbles and shaking them, looking my opponent in the eye* High roll to see who goes first?
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
Trump: "I just want to end it. I want to end it"
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah i moved out of my dad's house at 18 and after a year moved back in with my mom. she should have let me live with her until i was 30 as long as i didn't slam the cabinet doors after 10pm
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
the worst part is that it often just perpetuates. my parents had me too young and divorced when i was 1 but they wanted me even though i made their life harder. my stepmom, however, was very much a "kids need to start working and contributing as young as possible" and i had to get a job at 14.
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
many parents in the United States (especially in the south) view their children as property or want to punish them for ruining their lives as teenagers. my brother had so many friends in Florida whose parents kicked them out at 16 years old. it is absolutely insane to me
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
there is a direct throughline from the writers strike and reality television to where we are now as a society
Brujaja, Child of None (@brujajagaming.bsky.social) reposted
I am watching the Biggest Loser documentary and the producers truly think they did something good for these people. One said "these people would've died before the show" like he saved them! Early 00s reality TV needs to be studied in media literacy classes. It was a horrific time for television.
๐๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ป๐๐ผ๐ฑ๐ธ๐พ๐ป๐๐ป๐ช๐๐ผ (@ameerashourdraws.bsky.social) reposted
An important PSA to everyone: PayPal recently got hacked and someone obtained millions upon millions of emails and passwords and is selling them online. I suggest that you change your PayPal password as quickly as possible
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
got to play legends z-a and i am very excited for it to come out!
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
they did for a brief moment in 2008 (not 2012)
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
i think the point is that for game design purposes, this is a very good approximation
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm keeping one of each plushie!
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
i keep telling myself it's so i can put together a prize wall at pax
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm thinking about going again today ๐ณ
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
i may have picked up too much pokemon center stuff from worlds
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
oh i love the red flavor ๐ฅฐ
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
- how did we end up with the most prolific man in the 80s as president - it's not a popularity contest
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
it is close enough from a game design perspective to be correct 11/36 is effectively 1/3 91/216 is almost 1/2 for most games, the numbers don't need to be perfect, they need to be close enough
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
they don't want to do that though. they want their state legislature seats
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
AMEX trying to explain to me the concept of twink death (i am already very familiar)
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
god wotc/hasbro punted so hard by making arena of the planeswalkers what it was instead of just an expansion to heroscape
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, i foresee a lot of "what's waterbending again" etc
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
built the bones of a tournament broadcast backend system last month. hoping to hook this in to the tournament platform i've been working on so we can have all of our broadcast and event data in-house i am bad at self promotion but i think this is really cool
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
yo that idea is phat
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
is there an amount of work that is too much for one person to do
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
hold on now i love the void I've been staring directly into it for the last eight years and it's starting to say some very nice things
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
honestly that last line is pretty good tho
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
im going to the pokemon world championship next week as my first in person large pokemon event and have no idea what to do i like and still play all generations of pokemon and will have a couple of switches with tons of old raids on it do community people know where i can find info about meetups
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
i remember everyone being super tired of thoughtseize and ready for it to rotate it was played in the most dominant deck both years it was in standard: - Blue/Black Faeries (prob the most annoying deck of its time) - 5 Color Control
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
spells are also just better and cheaper than they were in khans the first time around, the game had seige rhino and standard design was specifically around creature combat
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
pretty sure that specific timeline diverged in october 2020
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
i keep finding cool cards from the final fantasy set i love the flavor of this one. it really captures wakka's three core personality traits - blitzball (reach) - helping his friends (+1/+1 counters) - being racist against the people who like machines (destroy artifact)
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
monastery swiftspear
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
unsurprising
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
have you seen a single ruling from this court or have you been in cryostasis for the last 10 years
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
i cant believe anyone thought mini-sets in randomized packs were a good idea i could see these being available as part of the LCG/Precon model where you get 1x of the whole thing for like $100, but 6 card boosters are insane
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
its so cool to have lived in the very narrow time where the internet housed all of civilization's known information
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
i love their stuff but hate their name and i wish more companies had the license for magic art
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
yo its a bad day for ultimate guard holy shit
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
if that happened i feel like the entire game design team would quit
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
truck says army veteran but they're too scared of their own citizens im glad they are having the day they deserve
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
no i mean that actual sleeve art looks like shit
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
it was one of many tcgs put out by wotc in the boom of the late 90s/early 2000s, trying to capitalize on the fact that Pokemon, and YuGiOh had put tcgs on the radar for parents. WotC especially had so many licenses at that time.
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao those sleeves look like shit
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
i keep coming back to things being worse
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
burying myself into work for weeks at a time to block out all the fascism
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
i am 36. when i was in high school, porn on the internet was relatively hard to find
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
shit in my school, we made friends with the IT guy (he was probably like 23 years old) and he let us use the proxies we wanted until enough kids used them that he *had to* do something and then he would tell us when he was shutting it down
Bruno Dias (@brunodias.bsky.social) reposted
ah yeah the familiar whiplash of seeing a legacy media org cover something you're an actual expert in and realizing "oh if this is how badly they're fucking up this, how badly are they fucking up every other topic?"
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
HELL YEAH BROTHER -HH
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
underrated
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social) reply parent
i had someone try to tell me women dont like final fantasy lmao
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
haha omg so funny fafo this person lost his livelihood wait he used the nazi gofundme to raise 30k in 2 days oh being the worst person possible has been the easiest right wing grift for a decade jfc stop watching jubilee videos & stop letting these people play you for idiots because it's so fkn easy
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
huh i think i may be trying to accomplish too many things
Birds Are Dinosaurs ๐ฆข=๐ฆ (@birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social) reposted
They should invent a kind of news that isn't bad
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
in a stunning moment of self reflection, smarterchild responded ":)" when i asked it a question it didnt understand
jeph ๐๐ค๐๐ค (@rhythmik.bsky.social)
it feels like being constantly crushed under the weight of, well, all of it