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Oh, dear. What a pity. Nevermind.
I remember reading how they gave Trump's dad a fake office, so he could sign fake papers. A fake Oval Office where Trump can do his colouring in, might not be a bad idea after all
You are the most wholesome corner of the app. And I love it.
Why isn't he dead yet? Come on, one little blood clot from his swollen cankles and we won't have to listen to him havering pish anymore.
The European leaders weren't there as supplicant, they were babysitters ensuring the tangerine toddler didn't shit the bed again.
Good plan. Russia has broken every treaty it's ever signed, scaling back slowly is sensible.
Love me a Walking Atlas effect. They're always surpringly good. I have a Millenium Calendar deck helmed by Tawnos, where this would be an All Star.
Didn't that same journalist who challenged Zelenskyy just get given a bottle of Vodka as a thank you from Putin? That whole thing stinks.
I would love a return to Mercadia.
This is political theatre, not a negotiation. Dump just wants to look good in front of his base... oh, and beg for a Nobel prize.
I really wish they'd go back to 4 sets a year and give us breathing room to actually enjoy a set before bombarding us with spoilers for the set after next already. Like, Spiderman isn't even out yet, and we're getting stuff for Avatar. Slow down and back up WotC. Let me breath.
Selesnya. Just because I am a hopeless fan boy.
the lack of crispness in the detailing of this is so funny to me. truly Temu level shit Pic 1: Oval Office Pics 2, 3, and 4: Hรดtel de la Marine
*water = war
Trump: "Please, please, give me a Nobel peace prize. Obama got one, and I didn't, and it's not fair. Wah!" Putin won't stop the water, because he can't. His economy is in tatters, and if he stops then he'll have to deal with thousands of unemployed men, who are now trained in how to use firearms.
Gdi. My go-to was Ultimate Guard sidewinder, with Dragonshield sleeves. GameGenic going forward, it is.
It's very well deserved. You've given me such a deeper understanding of the geopolitics behind the Ukraine war.
I dream of the day that I, a Scot, doesn't have to care about American politics anymore. The Pedotus is so vile.
It says something when the thing I'm excited by the most from the Spiderman set us the full art basic lands. But these are pretty sick. The old goth in me approves most, I think. #mtg #magicthegathering
I've been pondering taking my Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord deck to Sultai for a while. I think this settles that. Teval here I come.
This will be vandalised almost immediately. Probably with a giant jobbie in the 18th hole, to boot.
Skegness, one of your absolute finest people right here. Buy her a drink whenever you see her.
This. Absolutely this. I still do run redundancy cards as backup effects for vital synergy pieces of my game plan. But tutors mean I run less of them. And my deck is more flexible. Tutors are only boring, if you're tutoring for thr game thing every game.
Deny. Lie. Deflect. Accuse. This is Trump's playbook. He's lied so often that even if the birthday card were a fake, would anyone believe him? I certainly don't. And that's because Trump is a rapist and a misogynist. That makes this all too believable.
Next Giveaway, the Mountain! If you'd like a shot at this one, just like/share/follow, and I'll pick someone to take this Mountain home on Monday, the 21st. Good Luck!
After everything you've done for the community Shivam, it's only fair we have your bavk now.
Grave Pact isn't on the Game Changer list. But you are right enough everything else, it can be oppressive and does draw a lot of hate. I like this a lot better. I'm going to try it out in my Thalisse deck. ๐ฅฐ
Why not now? Why not give Ukraine all it needs instead of just selling arms to Europe to pass on? Or is your bottom line more important than Ukrainian lives?
It doesn't matter what Trump is supposedly thinking about, only what he does. All his political theatre is empty and meaningless until he actually takes action.
Banger memes like these?
The irony of the White House celebrating the arrest of a nonce is lost on you, right?
This is so incredibly cringe.
He's so fucking cringe.
Ngl, between Tarkir and Edge of Eternities, WotC have really out done themselves this year. Can't wait for Lorwyn next year now. (Will be ignoring Spiderman and Avatar in the meantime though) #magicthegathering #mtg
Ngl, the Sikhs that run so many of the Scottish tourist shops are awesome. And a kilt with a dastar is a totally banging look.
At least he didn't trip and fall out a window. Putin must be in the mood to try something new.
I mean, does anyone realistically not think Trump is a creepy nonce?
That was supposed to be 'adore seeing', my autocorrect hates me. But, I'm glad you still understood. It really would be cool.
That's so incredibly beautiful. I would aforementioned seeing this as a Sol Ring.
11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
No wonder the Russians get called orcs.
The logical acrobatics the Russians go through will never cease to astound.
Oh. I need this version of Mom for my Kyler deck. It's just so pretty.
Um. Yeah. That checks out.
Just when I thought this administration couldn't get any more vulgar.
You did an amazing job on this set.
OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, I KNOW THIS ONE! PICK ME!! Donald Trump needs more money to try to fill the hole in his psyche that resulted from his parents never showing him love, but showing him that winning -- by any means necessary -- through greed and cruelty is all that matters.
Add a Horizon Stone to the Forsaken Monument, perhaps? Then Hangarback Walker et al all have fun time?
We actively need immigration. There's a demographic crisis, so there's an increasing amount of elderly people who are living longer. National Insurance contributions pay for the pensions of the generation before, so with more elderly we need more people coming here to work.
Putin can't agree yo end the war. The Russian economy will tank. Even if Putin does show up, it'll be to delay and posture.
The last Leo, Leo XIII, was born in 1810. In 1896 he was persuaded to allow a film camera into the Vatican. He is the oldest (or, the earliest born) human being ever caught on film.
He's such a thin-skinned little man.
Oh. These are adorable.
Oh, oh. It's Elk. It's in blue. It has Flicker. I really see where this might be going. And, I have to say, I am 100% here for this. I am super eager to the war crimes unleashed.
I really miss the 'In the Name of Suffering' sauce.
It would certainly be nice if The Dim Reaper actually did something good for a change.
Didn't know religion had left the US? Like, I've never seen so many churches in my entire life than in the US. It was kinda weird, in fact. But, Trump. He's got to be the least Christian person in the world. I'm still surprised anyone believes him when he says he's a Christian.
I only ever watched one episode of the Apprentice. It was part of the very first episode of Season 1, where he showed off Trump Tower. And as a British person I thought it looked tackier and more fake than Blackpool. I turned off after that. The Oval Office looks like a fake side show now.
Wtf. Whisky Leaks doing thus once was bad enough.
This is just sick.
Yes. This is insanity. The protests are going to be wild.
I guess it's taken Trump this long to sound out the difficulty words in the letter he was unable to read aloud in the Oval Office. The protests are going to be WILD.
I for one would love to see a post-Conflux Alara. If they can go back to Kawagama and do something new and interesting, then the endless possibility afforded by a reforged world has to offer great storytelling potential.
Thanks to @professorgerdes.bsky.social I just learned that Russia has so few tanks left, that for their 9th May military parade in Noscow, they're having to borrow hardware from Kazakhstan. That's both hilarious and encouraging. Slava Ukraini ๐บ๐ฆ
The Vice President of El Salvador has told US Senator Van Hollen that the reason they are still holding Kilmar Abrego Garcia is due to the Trump regime paying them to do so. Trump needs to be arrested and brought up on human trafficking charges. #3E
Now, then, forever
Wow. That's a lot of words for so little punctuation.
I mean, I get it, the money for improved defence is the face of Russian aggression had to come from somewhere. But can't we tax the rich instead of making the lives of some of the world's poorest harder?
This is so cringe.
He can reverse tariffs all he likes, but the trust is now gone. Even if the US gives the rest of the world favourable trade deals, I will still not be inclined to buy US products.
Joking aside, I freaking love your content, Elk. Please keep it up. ๐ฅฐ
It's okay, Maldhound. We still love you.
I'll never buy US chlorinated chicken, because that sounds disgusting. And will continue to boycott US products, So, Starmer can make all the deals he likes, it won't make me buy them. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Putin will play Trump along for as long as he can.
He's just trying to distraxt us from Signalgate. Don't fall for it.
All of them. But mostly I'm looking forward to playing Sultai and Temur.
Today was another trip out for the Border Reivers Festival. This time to the 13th C Hermitage Castle in - the "Guardhouee to the bloodiest valley in Britain", according to George McDonald Fraser in his book The Steel Bonnets. Reenactment displays today were courtesy of the Teviotdale Steel Bonnets.
Don't need friends, huh? It's not what the US was saying when it enacted Article 5 after 9/11. Over a thousand non-US coalition soldiers died for that.
I think the Project 2025 lot want a brain drain. An uneducated populace is easier to control.
I was at the Hawick Reivers Festival today. And looks like I'll be joining the Teviotdale Steel Bonnets to do some Reiver and Covenanter reenactment.
It's definitely getting rammed in at least three EDH decks. The card is bonkers
Everytime someone from the Trump Administration opens their mouth.
As a British Buddhist, this is very funny.
If you didn't vote for Kamala Harris. If you voted third party or didn't do your civic duty at all on election day. This is ON YOU. I hope you never sleep at night.
I saw VNV Nation last night in Manchester. Fuck me that was good.
For anyone who missed this very important news, Jennie the guide dog crossed the floor of the House of Commons yesterday to be stroked by Labour MPs She was then summoned by the Lib Dem Chief Whip for a very stern word
Letโs get weird!
I'm the 70s in the UK there was a kids show called Mr Benn. It was about a man who would come into a costume shop every day, get a costume - and bizarrely never pay - and then go on little pretend adventures. I think about that show a little everytime I see Kirsti Noem.
The one and only thing I can ever agree with BoJo about. I despise him because of the Brexit fiasco, but 'The Man Who Lied on a Bus' is not wrong about this.
I have a friend who is a copper and also trans. They've always wanted to be a cop. So we tease them that ACAB stands for Assigned Cop At Birth. ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
This explains a lot about why Trump acts the way he does towards Putin. youtu.be/cmTeg0B9tH8?...
So, it's possible to un-pardon folks? I hope Trump remembers it can go both ways then. Because there's a 1000+ felons with jail time to finish.
Weaker. It was always weaker. Brexit was based on lies, misinformation, and hubris.
Musk and Trump could not possibly be sending a clearer signal that the Tesla protests are working than this pathetic stunt today.