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a good portion of this post is “blue check sniffing his own farts, and i do not care”
lmao blue check
-me, daily
i bet you will
maybe they could ask the cops for some of their billion dollars
nope, you’re thinking of something else. deities have nothing but time to lean
scom force
maybe we’ve got a problem in terminology. do you mean coworkers when you say deities? i’m thinking of the natural forces to which we ascribe human aspects
well as soon as he wants to fuckin help out down here we can talk about until then he can shut his ambrosia hole
if you’re a god and you think you’ve done a good job i have some fuckin news for you
i hope that little bitch decides to finally do the right thing.
i really just want them under constant surveillance and also to be able to dictate their happiness. seems only fair
You should be able to run a report to identify which deities you’ve offended
if there’s any i’ve missed i want to know
feeling like this might partially be a you thing
lol
i’m just acting dumb, i change guitar and viola strings on the reg
depends on how cheap you are
easier to restring 4 than 6
you would think belichik was still coaching the patriots
it was because he was left handed
“Strengths, Teamwork, Alignment, and Results” is a little too pat there was something else going on here
tough but fair
lmfao
i love to remember that the world Fucking Sucks
and anyway, vampires need a stake through the heart, you tiny pricks got no chance
he ruled. great deadpan
@amutepiggy.bsky.social well dammit. rip to him, they got the wrong guy
Lmaooooo Someone is playing Hanoi Hannah tapes at the NG soldiers in DC www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BWYedW/
lmfao
nate silver needs to be silenced.
finally we’ve found someone who can run the cdc
you’re telling me this armored vehicle is for fish?
i made no mention of its honorability.
1999_01_darude_sandstorm_(128kbps).mp3
got that one off scour exchange
i will simply point out you got the same result as maddie’s dog
lol
👍
no just a pedant, though the two are often confused
i will simply sit catatonic, facing a wall
donald trump is dead from spotted dick
@hurtdeer.bsky.social did u see this
we coo
oh so you’ve been to [state capital]
me (scrolling on my phone): sounds good
protect this mouse who is our running back
i’m just really enjoying all the speculation. it’s very funny
i’ll be fine. won’t bother me at all
“everyone’s crush” ok you got me with that one
behind the posts
well? what would diarrhea dog (fond) be?
seems like it’s more like suspended animation than life per se,
told my boss this in my performance review and his bow tie hasn’t stopped spinning
i am what you gravitate to but aspire to be rid of. you should reject all that i am and all i stand for (i actually kind of got tired of reading the questions)
this is what i’m constantly saying about my work too
you know i thought this would be quick
also “Much like ‘crab’” is hilarious internet shorthand for “i know convergent evolution is a thing but its not what i want to talk about”
agreed
you’ve got to establish
ok. i’m not sure i know what’s going on here
would this be a “chonk”?
@billhookunion.beanyear.com relevant to your interests
and what might some examples be of things you could do
its metal as fuck that deers grow knives out of their head, “scrape off the bloody velvet” is just a bonus
i just say the things that are in here
that his name is really Jomes Bond
deer seem chill but i bet there’s some “growing pains” when you grow knives out of your head
whoa…*zips up flame suit*
lmfao
probably someone from here
desk holes are the best holes - hobbit saying, probably
i’m built different.
i’d just like the chance to prove i’m tougher than that
pagliacci: but doctor,
getting the soylent green made of donald trump and immediately dying from all the aspartame
still wanna see that take
The crazy house video is horrible. Not because of the house, which IS bad, but because that weird full body theatre kid overacting youtube/tik tok schtick that the lady is doing. That shit makes my skin crawl so bad. Be normal.
she steals children away in the night and she doesn’t cast a shadow
BREAKING: The Newest season of the hit show “Love Island USA” will feature the Imperial Japanese Battleship Yamato attempting to beach herself as part of Operation Heaven. The Yamato joins F4U Corsairs, SBC2 Helldivers, and F6F Hellcats for what will undoubtedly be an exciting season.
manifesting
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
lol this guy fuckin rips
i got punched by the invisible hand of the market
love good service
haven't been able to eat chocolate ever since i got that dog in me
lmao
ME: The last few days have been fun and all, but I worry that in a world where all better futures have been foreclosed upon, the only fleeting joy to experience will be the deaths of monsters. COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
i’m here to criticize your aesthetic choices and i look like this
normalize shooting a gun at people who run stop signs
“new human beach” the existence of the beach from old implies the existence of new…
Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.
the meat rack
MEAT RACK
this is how I also solve all my problems
that’s me, every time
