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Flex Penguin

@rimas127.bsky.social

Father, guru, artist, and lover of vanilla ice cream.

created November 24, 2024

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Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

So, create certainty. Cut off the US until mango Mussolini kicks the bucket or they oust him.

1/9/2025, 11:30:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome. He should be. On brand.

31/8/2025, 5:02:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Massacres daily while the world watches.

31/8/2025, 5:01:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

So, if I’m an elevator with that fat old man drumpf, it’s OK to kick the shit out of him? I like it.

31/8/2025, 3:34:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

That Missouri farmer voted Drumpf. Deserves everything coming to him. Post election regrets won’t sway my empathy.

31/8/2025, 3:30:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

If I want to watch idiots clown around I’d pull out an old Marx brothers movie. More entertaining.

30/8/2025, 3:50:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans have heads?!?

30/8/2025, 3:35:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn. I guess I’ll put that bottle of champagne back on ice.

30/8/2025, 3:15:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile, Israeli soldiers murdered 60,000 women and children. I’ll express sympathy when I’m through that list.

30/8/2025, 3:10:03 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, THAT should end any thoughts of revenge.

30/8/2025, 2:37:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s hope for the …best

30/8/2025, 2:54:39 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I see the same thing on the side of his head.

29/8/2025, 12:24:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Idiots protect guns before kids and then ask ‘how can this happen?!?’

28/8/2025, 1:29:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

The US is not having another election. Wake up.

27/8/2025, 12:16:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Put his ugly mug on that hill and I’ll fund any organization willing to blow it up.

26/8/2025, 1:06:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

People get the leadership they deserve.

26/8/2025, 12:47:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

The coup d’etat will soon be complete and then US citizens can get back to watching TV…or else!

25/8/2025, 12:54:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Because Israel can commit atrocities with impunity. To suggest otherwise clearly means we are against their religion. *eyeroll

25/8/2025, 12:33:25 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

You guys are hooped. Not going to end well.

24/8/2025, 6:36:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

You don’t understand. There has been a coup d’etat in your country. The national guard is being deployed because mango Mussolini will soon declare martial law and you will have no more elections. Any protests will be dealt with by the guard.

24/8/2025, 3:42:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

No election coming.

24/8/2025, 4:34:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Eventually leads to civil war.

23/8/2025, 12:14:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

On a scale from 1 to 10, I’d say a 9.

22/8/2025, 5:25:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m an outsider so I can only give the perspective…most of the uber-vocal 2nd amendment supporters are maga.

22/8/2025, 3:57:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re not having another election anytime soon. Why do you think the national guard is actually being deployed in Washington? He will declare himself sovereign and there is nothing your citizens can do about it without civil war.

22/8/2025, 3:36:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fricking idiot.

22/8/2025, 3:32:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Bolton had better stay away from windows.

22/8/2025, 2:03:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck with that. Really.

22/8/2025, 1:36:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, none of them are in law enforcement, the national guard our the military.

22/8/2025, 1:34:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL. I’ll make popcorn. You’re not having another election anytime soon.

22/8/2025, 1:33:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

It didn’t end well the last time you tried to get him out. It will be much much worse next time.

22/8/2025, 1:29:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Your country is a source of comedy around the world.

22/8/2025, 1:13:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

People get the leadership they deserve.

20/8/2025, 8:37:16 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA feelings were hurt? Well, as they’re fond of saying….fuck their feelings

20/8/2025, 12:39:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Things didn’t go well the last time he was to leave, it will be exponentially more chaotic next time.

18/8/2025, 9:42:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think she gives a shit

14/8/2025, 7:40:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Screw them!

12/8/2025, 8:36:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Birds of a sex trafficking, racketeering, and transportation to engage in prostitution feather stick together.

9/8/2025, 6:44:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ve already broken so many international laws that I don’t think they give a shit at this point.

9/8/2025, 3:32:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

They held a city hostage for weeks. Yeah, they deserved what hey got.

9/8/2025, 3:31:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Your country is fu€ked.

9/8/2025, 3:04:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Idiots are as idiots do.

9/8/2025, 2:38:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The further right they go, the less their neurons fire.

9/8/2025, 1:33:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Daily, hourly occurrence.

9/8/2025, 1:30:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Idjut

7/8/2025, 11:37:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Law suits coming.

7/8/2025, 11:36:49 PM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Fat goof.

7/8/2025, 11:11:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like bullshit to me.

5/8/2025, 1:10:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn’t know conservative nature lovers existed!

5/8/2025, 1:10:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Some good news for a change.

4/8/2025, 12:47:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

That explains expanded longevity

2/8/2025, 7:09:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Your drumpf is taking notes.

2/8/2025, 2:21:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Truth Social(ist) (@twitterrefugeeog.bsky.social) reposted

*BREAKING* Active Manhattan shooting. Shooter is now dead; pedophile president still at large.

29/7/2025, 12:00:39 AM | 1425 276 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny how they’re all non white folks.

28/7/2025, 6:40:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

A long way from ‘take the pebble from my hand’

28/7/2025, 1:53:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Capitulation

24/7/2025, 6:56:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Missed that entirely

24/7/2025, 3:11:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Earth’s climate doesn’t care about st!nkon! badges.

23/7/2025, 3:01:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Same here in Canada. The taxpayer gets stuck with the clean up bill..and we’re expected to thank them for the privilege.

23/7/2025, 1:34:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Jordan Idiot.

22/7/2025, 1:09:53 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck off with the ‘blame woke’ shit.

22/7/2025, 12:35:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

The absolute selfishness of these morons is astounding.

21/7/2025, 6:46:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Would have been better than a whole movie of Superman getting the crap beat out of him. Sheesh!!

21/7/2025, 6:30:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope so. Hope not.

21/7/2025, 9:39:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Stopped caring when I discovered it wasn’t fatal.

21/7/2025, 1:06:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

The first 2 words…it could end there and BLISS.

14/7/2025, 1:55:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Just what Norway needs…another freeloading immigrant.

12/7/2025, 3:20:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

We should press pause on all activity with the US until administrations change.

11/7/2025, 12:52:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If this is not rejected summarily, the Nobel prize will forever be stained.

8/7/2025, 7:13:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/7/2025, 4:10:13 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a stupid government.

1/7/2025, 4:42:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Bye Felicia.

1/7/2025, 3:46:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time you elect a Republican, people lose.

29/6/2025, 6:31:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans suddenly realizing that gun ownership knows no politics.

27/6/2025, 8:30:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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War mongers

22/6/2025, 3:44:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Switzerland of comedian entertainers.

18/6/2025, 12:43:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Did she get too close to a brown person?

17/6/2025, 11:03:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All those evangelicals are nuts.

16/6/2025, 1:14:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one in attendance

15/6/2025, 2:12:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s no one watching.

15/6/2025, 2:12:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ilanit (illy) (@imanor.bsky.social) reposted

So proud to be a part of this amazing morning. Location ocean beach San Francisco #nokings

14/6/2025, 8:46:19 PM | 55998 11431 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

And less than 10% expected showed up. 👍

15/6/2025, 12:42:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Rightfully so. Every single major crash since 1900 has occurred under Republican administrations.

14/6/2025, 3:52:30 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twit

5/6/2025, 2:26:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Considering a golden shower on his dome.

28/5/2025, 3:24:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bullshit

28/5/2025, 3:24:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All America News is unwatchable.

28/5/2025, 1:45:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s concerned…but will vote for it anyway. An SNL skit for real.

28/5/2025, 1:45:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

A joke wherever you go, not just South Africa.

26/5/2025, 7:06:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you telling me the POTUS is an idiot? Unbelievable.

23/5/2025, 3:16:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plane crashes every second day since you elected that moron in chief.

22/5/2025, 1:00:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just the white ones.

21/5/2025, 2:28:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because they know if they wait any longer the idiot they voted for will cut senior assistance.

19/5/2025, 6:34:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hey deserve another tax break just for that.

19/5/2025, 2:43:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social) reply parent

Being pro Palestine has nothing o do with semitism.

19/5/2025, 11:25:56 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That happened back in 1945 with German Nazis seeking asylum. Not an onion story.

17/5/2025, 8:17:56 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Boze the Library Owl (@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social) reposted

one thing I respect about medieval beekeepers is their total commitment to looking like Doctor Who villains

[image of real-life beekeeper costume and a detail from a painting by Peter Brueghel the Elder] image
17/5/2025, 6:24:50 PM | 10970 1190 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flex Penguin (@rimas127.bsky.social)

Not really. But I did notice what fat ass you can be.

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16/5/2025, 9:29:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Darwinism in real time.

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11/5/2025, 5:26:16 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nutlick is not welcomed in Canada.

8/5/2025, 11:06:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view