People, please stop ruining my "he could be dead" party. Sure maybe JD can control a cult while being controlled by an in-fighting committee of trillionaire shadow POTUS bros. I don't think so. But even so, he'll still be very dead. Dead is good. We have to find joy where we can.
they will infight no way all red hats worship a new leader ….donpedo dies and that’s their permission to turn on this regime
Why should Trump have the luxury of acceptance that he's alive, given the misinformation he spreads on a daily basis? Let him deal with his very existence being continually questioned, and with conspiracy theories spread even by his own supporters. But, dead or alive, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
I want him dead as much as anyone but do not tease us unless you have proof
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quite worried that psycho theil will be running jd and he’s full crazy with the tech and power to do unimaginable damage but, yes, it will be soooooo nice when the orange bloat kicks it, a worldwide sigh of relief will happen keep manifesting people:)
Fukin A
This silver lining: when drumpf dies and JD is sworn in, there will be no room in the WH for an ego the size of S Miller’s. Vance is bright enough to understand his only hope of holding the Presidency in 2028 will be to move to the center. MAGA won’t sustain him. Nazi Miller will be out in weeks.
MAGA eats itself without Trump
Maybe his corpse can ride sidecar at the Ashli praise parade.
People will continue to be whom they are. Can't control other folks. That pig IS brain dead...body will soon follow. I post just to say my piece, I don't give a hoot what others think about it. I do it so I don't pack that shit around.
I'd settle for a massive debiltating stroke at this point.
I personally can’t wait to see the battle of Thiel and Putin for the souls of the soulless.
...most sincerely dead?
He has to go. Cut the head off of maga. He’s maga. He’s the mascot for them. It will crack them.
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
If he dies, the head comes off American Nazism. Same with Hitler, same with Mussolini. The supporters will still be there, but they will face justice. (Except for the billionaires, of course. But they might get theirs too. Remember Bastille day. I'll get my knitting).
way things are, can't say disagree, but JD taking over could be worse. Trump least stands his grounds when his own people try to alter his demented ways. JD will just bend as usual. If happens, GOP will remove him & then we'll have won't matter person in office. Every republican inline isn't good!
The champagne is chilled. 🍾
I can’t argue with that!
The thing about JD is that other Republicans don't fear him, & mainstream media isn't enriched by him. The GOP was set to let Trump run in 28 despite its illegality, now they'll have primaries & the return of their motley clue. The party will implode. Good times.
I'm still happy just thinking about what I'll do when it happens.
I’m springing for stilettos and a red dress.
I think it will be like New Years Eve all over the world!
I've been saving an excellent bottle of tequila for the happy day
JD will never be able to lead The MAGAt movement. It will collapse as soon as Trump cools to room temp.
Hard agree, since TBF, this maybe-dead thing is no LESS true than anything else we know about Trump's actual health status.
I'm with you. Keeping hope alive. Only hope.
It will be no loss to the world when he shuffles his pedo, fascist, grotesque ass off of this mortal coil . But the US dumpster fire will get much worse before there’s any chance of it getting better
JD doesn't want to grab the crown too soon: He's afraid Trump will loudly accuse him of grabbing power and have JD thrown into Alligator Alcatraz.
He could be in a lot of pain right now. That's the thread I'm holding onto.
Yes!!!
Maybe he’s sneaking out of the country before the Epstein files come out!🤷🏼♀️ With Maxwell.🤷🏼♀️
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Q: there’s a couch cult??? And now my feelings are hurt I wasn’t invited.
One glorious step at a time...
I second this motion!
He would be impeached for at least the cover-up of Trump's dementia. Mike Johnson will be in jail for fraud.
This is mean, and I'll sign on for it. Let's see those cankles blow! His rich supporters won't give a shit, either. They'll likely be relieved. #LetGreedDie
He’s dead to me
Can’t wait to sing Ding Dong The ‘Devil’ is Dead…
If he’s not holding up today’s newspaper, he’s dead to me.
In the case of trump being dead, sadly not likely. Very sick probably and perhaps near death, with many hoping it comes very soon. Karma can be brutal to those who inflict harm on others.
Hopefully. Read it first as 'Kamala'!!?? There's a good pun there...
Maggots, flies, worms, rats, and cockroaches need to eat too....and he would taste like McDonald's
I’m sitting on a case of champagne in anticipation of the blessed day. It doesn’t improve with age, just saying
I don't want him to die surrounded by luxury. I want him to live for at least another decade, in prison for raping countless children. I want him to suffer, then die in an awful environment surrounded by people who hate him.
Depends do the Russians have anything on JD?
100% agree with this. All of it.
I don't wish for anyone's death, but his wouldn't make me sad. I'd rather he has everything taken from him and lives out his miserable life in a 8x10 foot cell where he belongs, alone.
💙 💙 💙
#HOPE #THOUGHTSandPrayers🙏🏽🤞🏽🙏🏽 ...⚰️🍊⚰️
The world’s most anticipated obituary!!!
Well said !
I want him to be convicted of treason and thrown in prison before he dies, bur I also want him to die as soon as possible.
I was suspended for saying more or less that, so please take care “Don’t wait until freedom is gone to regret its loss. FREEDOM isn’t GOD-GIVEN; it is FOUGHT for by the PEOPLE”
No one else can run that cult. Period.
The animosity they have for words like ‘heteronormative’ is that they consider them ‘big words’ and think we’re talking down them, which doesn’t take much. They read bibles, not dictionaries.
They don’t read bibles. They buy them, think of them a sacred, and do what their regressive enablers say.
He’ll handle it as well as he orders donuts. 🙃
This will be the first time jumping from the frying pan into the fire, might feel really good for a short time.
💯
Let’s go blood clot! LETSGO!
👏👏👏
#TeamClot.
They could also be doing thumbs up like he did at the graveside of a soldier in Arlington Cemetery last year.
He has that Ron DeSantis surliness which is so unappealing especially when dealing with diplomacy, foreign leaders.
No one takes that Couch Matador seriously
Could it be? Presidential weekend at Bernie’s?
I for one plan to get stinking drunk to celebrate when his card is finally punched. What a f’ing glorious day it will be!! 🎈 🎉 🙌 🥳 🍻
You will have lots of company on that day!
MAGA doesn’t like JD and he’s weird and charisma deficient.
need a pit of Sarlacc in every one of his golf courses medium.com/galatic-chat...
I think it would be just one more reason they should RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Vance will not have the attention of the tRumpers. I am starting to think he has died and his people are in fast mode with his plans to get as much in as possible.
Dead is good. Even if he’s not dead, he taught us that if you tell a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. He’s dead.
Dead is good!
Sooner is better. Trump thinks he will have a grand funeral and gravesite. Considering the American people's anger, when he is dead his grave will be on a private property and a hidden location because of all of the foul things that people will attempt to do to it. His just reward.
How bout his head on a pike in Union Station.
Someone will leak the grave location... And then there will be leak ;) For all eternity, it will be a place that men join together the dead of a dictator and be happy he is gone. Maybe you guys get a new holiday out of it :)
The Trump family may try to bury him (because they'll have more documents to hide), but wherever they plant his carcass is going to be so vandalized and so peed and shat on, they'll have to dig him up, cremate what's left, scatter the ashes at sea, and come up with a new filing system.
Can your party include planting seeds of a theory that JDV (with his “I’m ready on day 1,” “I’ve been preparing for 200 days” comments) had a hand in dear leader’s demise? Lay the groundwork for turning the trumpkins against JD? That could be a fun party game, I think.
maybe the couchfucker who doesn’t know his own damn name should be suspect number 1 when yamtits’ respiration ceases.
I’m with you, Randi!
JD has not a shadow of a chance of running that party.
I’m with you. I hope he dies soon and JayDee can’t control the maga cult.
No GOPer can replace this cult grifter. Vance would be constantly sabotaged by the likes of Miller or whoever.
Sorry, felon seen attacking the flag
I said the same thing earlier
JD Vance is not built to withstand the ire of the people. He’ll fold and quickly.
srsly
😂
I think I'd prefer the 'release the files' and then fast forward to the dead part.
JD had to drive the wrong way down a one way street to avoid seeing protestors out of a car window. JD doesn’t have the cult and without the cult, you don’t have the primary and death threats, and without the threats you lose control of the GOP in Congress. Any number of GOP politicians will be
gunning to undermine Vance so that they have a chance in ‘28.
Still as relevant as it was in 1940s.... Maybe even more today.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7GY...
I personally think it's great that fascists know what we think about them. They better chuck him in the sea like bin laden because otherwise they'll be building the greatest gender-neutral bathroom known.
I agree!!! Dead is best!!👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍
His death is my morning routine. Is he dead. Yet? As I happily open my phone. Then I'm overcome with sadness. But there is always tomorrow.
I have a dream!
Dr. Oz explains Trump’s deteriorating health condition… politicalamericans.com/dr-oz-trump-...
joy is a form of resistance
Party on!
Yes let us have this joy!!!
Even if there were a wall of evil beings facing us still, the death of the one in the center will still ring bells of joy around the world.
He's supposed to be at Windsor Castle with Melania on the 17th. Can't fake that. My guess is that he's at Walter Reed in preparation for whatever chemically altered version we'll be subjected to. No way he misses that with maximum media coverage.
Unalive doesn’t trigger the ai scans. It’s a shame that they all aren’t experiencing it.
My goal is to outlive him. All other goals can wait.
Although I totally agree with you I fear that the religious zealot will make us all walk barefoot pregnant if he becomes president. There is absolutely no win-win.
One good thing is that the cult doesn't give a shit about Vance. He's not impressive to anyone, and he only became VP as assassination insurance.
I’m reminded that everyone was similarly terrified of a Mike Pence presidency… and he turned out to be the good guy. We need to question the meme about the VP becoming president being a worse outcome than removing whatever it is that’s currently burning our house down stay and finish that project….
Absolutely 1 asshole at a time
😂😂😂
#TrumpIsBrezhnevJr they are propping him up.
We will also
It may be worse with JD but Trump will be dead so there’s that.
As far as I'm concern, he's dead, "of this we must be certain, else nothing marvelous can come" of the rest of our lives.
Dead. Gone. Buried. It wont change the decimation of our government, but it will cut off the head of a hate-filled cult, and those fucking middle-of-the-night posts. Besides, Deathwatch 2025 is the only reason I’m on Bluesky! 😉
it's not about ruining your party, it's about preparing everybody to continue the fight after he dies if everybody relaxes, the nazis who were really in charge all along will have an even easier time doing whatever they want
they will actually have a much harder time. It's a cult of personality. JD will never command the cult and can't boss Congress around like Pumpkin Tits. The tech bros behind JD will bicker. It'll be fun.
finally, just check out how bad keir starmer is in the uk, for a preview of how bad a gavin newsom presidency can be
also, this isn't a new cult, it's a continuation of the fox "news" cult, the "tea party", etc... it's *entirely* possible it doesn't all end when cheetolini croaks
the tech bros have been getting their way forever, including when democrats were in office, and cheetolini has moved the overton window far to the right post cheetolini they might ease up on the extreme human rights abuses, but still fuck the environment, education, media, etc. etc.
I don’t think this is necessarily the case. JD will fail, for sure, but we have a failed system that will be hard to restore.
👍👍👍👍👍
“Sometimes dead is better.”
Schrödinger’s Potus currently dead and alive.
open box to find out. when you get the time of death i am gonna be confused. anyone who thinks he understands quantum mechanics is mistaken.
Can the Trump particle be in two places at the same time?
The Hitler particle certainly can sadly
Conjoined photons…
Only if its strange!
If it's connected to Trump it will definitely be strange.
JD will continue bc of the control$ exerted by his mentor/#tech bro.
Agree.
Oh! Abso-freaking- lutely
Dead is better!
Absolutely! Let's get that last breath over with.
Dead is not good enough unless those in Congress who allowed his shit to happen are buried with him.
I don’t think Vance can command MAGA. He lacks a personality and is not likable. He can’t distance himself from billionaires to gain the distrust already sown. The infighting on control will be the undoing. I would expect lots of Alexander Haigs to emerge. “I’m in charge now!!!”
I don’t think they love JD the same way
JD lacks the most important quality Donny possess, magnetism. He'll be so awkward like he is now just on vacation. Donny can shit himself and still hold the party in awe. JD doesn't have that appeal. 😄😄😄😄
JD isn’t Trump. He has none of Trump’s ‘charisma’ or power to bamboozle. A lot of Red Hats despise Vance. Minute he assumes power, MAGA splinters. Without Trump, MAGA splits into brainwashed working class, White Christo-fascists, techno-fascists, ultra-rich-Wall Street-deregulation-tax-cuts gang.
Yes I agree with you. The republican politicians won’t be loyal to him. They’ll be trying to save their own asses to get re-elected.
Absolutely! Trump may be circling the drain, but want-to-keep-their-seats Republicans are also worried about Virginia. VA elects new governor, lieutenant governor, AG, House of Delegates in Nov. If Dems win big, one of two things will happen: • Anti-democracy efforts will go into overdrive.
• Want-to-keep-their-seats Republicans will start bucking Trump, his policies.
Joni Ernst has announced she’s not seeking re-election. This is huge. And, this announcement comes on the heels of Dems flipping a very red Iowa state senate seat. This win broke Republican super-majority in the legislature. Ernst has read the room & decided to quit rather than be fired.
Smart, want-to-keep-their-seats Republicans can only see Ernst decision as a warning. If Ernst is leaving because she doubted her ability to win in red Iowa, what chance do Republicans have in blue or swing districts?
If JD becomes president they will impeach him because he has zero followers.
Well said. Cults don’t tend to do well after the leader dies. We need this spell to be broken so we can start repairing the damage. jd vance still picks his nose. I firmly believe it. I think other folks find him similarly unctuous and creepy for a host of other reasons. He doesn’t scare me…
I follow you for the inspiration! 😃
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I wouldn’t dream of raining on your ‘here’s to hoping he’s dead 🥂’ parade! In fact, I’ll march in it myself!
Count me in!
Strike up the band! 🎶
Trump looks so terrible he could be a one man zombie apocalypse.
Let’s get the Epstein stuff first, so when he goes he knows we all know for sure.
It will interesting to watch the MAGAts melt down ...
then we full on blame Vance for his death.
To never see this ugly face or hear that voice ever again will be worth it. And I'm saying that as a European...
It's the voice. I can't listen to anyone with a Queens accent any more. Horribly prejudiced of me, but here we are.
Shay-Dee Vance will NEVER be able to garner the cultish following that the Orange Hemorrhoid has. It would be almost amusing to watch him try.
The problem is he doesn’t need to. They’ve already got enough in place. He doesn’t need charisma anymore, he just needs the title. All the power is already held by the establishment and the billionaires like Peter Thiele aren’t going to care about the face as long as they still have the control.
The control is based on fear. Trump is the president of retribution like no other. A good number of leadership in the GOP only toes the line based on that fear. With him gone, I think it’s going to turn into an absolute leadership vacuum that no one can replicate. I’m getting the popcorn.
I think about this a lot, and agree with you in part. However, even with the power in place, they’ll still need enough sheeple to go along to avoid all-out civil war. And I think between those who turn to apathy, and those who’ll finally be free to be pissed at what they’ve lost, there may be hope.
That’s a very good point, actually. I’m happy to listen to just about anything that might give me a little bit of hope these days.
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To quote Junior Soprano. "He couldn't fucking sell it. He's not respected". The Republican party will be in disarray if Trump dies. Vance isn't worshipped by maga like Trump is.
You’re exactly right. Vance does it have the hold over maga like trump does. Not even close. As awful as trump has been his entire life, one thing he had was he possessed some level of charm and charisma. He as a master manipulator and he knew how to con people into getting what he wanted.
I mean Vance DOESN’T have the hold over maga like trump does. (I wish we could edit our comments lol.)
JV Dance doesn’t know how to talk to real people…
But JD Vance does know the meaning of comfort in a very nice couch.
If you look up Vance and watch his videos before he grew his, “I wanna be a man” beard. He looks like Pugsley..
He actually does! Lol Apologies to the late actor Ken Weatherwax, who was a good and decent person.
My worry is he'll kick the bucket, then the other nazis will do some market research and see which of his crimes people are complaining about the most, blame him for those crimes, and keep all the rest of the fascism in place with minimal resistance.
When Trump dies the cult dies Vance has the charisma of a pissed in flat mattress
My joy will come when everyone associated with Project 2025 is finally hunted down and brought before the court which will sentence them to their final destination, a gaping hole on Rikers Island.
Dead is step 1! Step 1 must happen to begin the reclamation of our country. The cult breaks when the cult leader is dead. youtu.be/TteKPJ7VG48?...
Both of them. Plus most of Congress and all of P2025.
Why celebrate with such perspectives?
💯🥳
He still could be. I’m not believing anything yet. Nothing is verifiable yet.
That’s where I’m at.
Have you looked at the photo really well? Are you really sure that is the orange pedophile? I am not sure.
THE POS-POTUS is an alleged serial child-rapist. Read that sentence over again, if it hasn't sunk in yet.
A thousand hearts 💕 🩷🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍💔❤️🩹❤️🔥💖💝💘💓💗💞💕♥️❣️😘😍🥰😻🫀🏩🫶🏻
Hang on. Consider the unadulterated joy you could experience if Trump lives for several more months, after his lower legs have been amputated, to keep him alive.
Couldn't agree more 👏❤️👌💋👍💙. ⚰️ 4 🍊 today 💜
Absolutely! I’m beginning to put together a playlist for my party 🥳
Yes. Dead is good.
The dark magician's influence being gone releases his deathcult of a powerful spell. It will be a huge hit to the darkness of this world. And the world party will be SO EPIC. I CANNOT WAIT.
They’re close to doing a weekend at Bernie’s presidency. Looking at pictures of him, *something* happened. Look at his eyes and the way his mouth is drooping open. He looks like this in every picture I’ve seen from this weekend.
I’m planning a make his grave our toilet party.
🤜🏼🤛🏻
☠️ is good 😂
I’ll be happy that he isn’t wasting oxygen anymore no matter what happens.
I'm generally awake before 3am. I'm in Vancouver. If the unaliving should be reported at that time of night I would be on the streets shouting the news.
trump: my funeral will be the biggest hottest must-see event in history
Indeed!!!
So… basically JD Vance will be taking orders from the Patriots if Trump’s dead. (Also, it’s not THE Patriots that everyone knows about).
I strongly doubt he’s dead. Even the incompetents surrounding him know we can’t leave a vacuum. LBJ was sworn in as President two hours and eight minutes after JFK died. They would have to make JD president. But, I do believe he may be too ill do whatever it is he does.
And the sycophants in his cabinet him could well want to “protect” him by refusing to acknowledge that he can’t perform his duties.
I totally agree. The maga cult hates vance
I won’t wish for his death, but I will celebrate it.
I think he’s gonna have a hard time getting off the couch… and when he does it will be because his wife demands a family vacation…
We can celebrate a joyous occasion for everyone. We cannot pretend that the fascists who are behind the scenes destroying everything are going to die with him. Vance doesn't need voters or supporters. He will be Supreme Leader without the dementia and the dipshit sycophants.
And I will also be ready to immediately join any efforts to memorial his gravesite as a public toilet in perpetuity.
PERIOD ⚡️
Yes but will the maga like that eyeliner as much as they like that orange pancake packing?
Vance has no staying power. They'll eat each other trying to back different replacements, none of whom will work out.
I like your thinking 🤔 😉
JD has no rizz and not universally liked
I’m all for dead. I am also all for trapped inside his deteriorating mind as his crimes are litigated and exposed. Let him drool in his lap as the world lifts back the curtain
Party poopers
It'll be funny when they try and keep his corpse hidden and it rots and explodes
What happens to a death deferred?
I will happily trade a prison cell for a casket at this point.
So, when it happens, will you have a "Grateful He's Dead" party? And, if so, can I come?
There was dancing in the streets when he lost the election 💃🕺🏿
Every morning I wake up and check for a banner all caps large font headline… 🙏🏽
If everyone could help this along by manifesting…
I'm on it!
Ty!
Dead means he got away with all of it. Dead is a consolation prize.
100%. Dead may not solve everything right away but it would be a damn good first step.
Do you think he’ll have a gold casket?
Trump dead = JD Vance president. JD Vance impeached = Mike Johnson president. Whichever way you look at it the United States of idiots is pretty messed up.
not really. upon impeachment and removal of the president, the VP and the entire chain of succession can go too. that is NOT automatic. and mike johnson's done tons of shit that his ass can just get tossed too, besides.
to even impeach trump in the first place, that means we have to have a 3/5 majority in house and senate to get shit done, so that's half the problem in itself. If we HAVE that majority after the midterms, we need to go fucking scorched earth with full ICC cooperation.
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I am on board
Best party of late! On the blessed day, MAGA will tear itself apart and implode even faster with the vacuum created. Without the cover of ignorance, the tech bros will scatter like cockroaches when the lights come on. Delicious
I really hope you're right about the tech bros. They increasingly remind me of Bond villains, with their yachts and their private islands and their space programs.
