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Willow

@rockshrimp.bsky.social

Cynical idealist, unreliable narrator. Half kvetching about people, half sports, half music, half pop culture, half politics, etc. not representative of any employer. #NYisBlue. Posting is a form of stimming. I swear a lot.

created July 23, 2023

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Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

After careful consideration of the current situation and the tools at our disposal at this present time, I have made the strategic decision to Lie Down For a Bit

2/9/2025, 10:57:17 PM | 773 88 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan MacMaster The Sweetheart of the Internet (@duncanwriter.bsky.social) reposted

Apparently Guillermo Del Toro has ruined Frankenstein by… being relatively faithful to the source material. Oh my.

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2/9/2025, 5:18:52 PM | 3114 565 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Walter Olson (@walterolson.bsky.social) reposted

An Aug. 29 policy statement from U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, the federal agency, will from now on bar nonpartisan groups such as the League of Women Voters from offering voter registration services at the end of naturalization ceremonies. /1

2/9/2025, 9:15:56 PM | 287 170 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Innocent🕷Abroad (@jjgass.bsky.social) reposted

This is one of the most unamerican things I’ve heard of

2/9/2025, 10:58:50 PM | 76 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Linda Tirado (@killermartinis.bsky.social) reposted

Ok guys what the hell is going on down there, usually when you go full America everyone thinks better of it afterwards and you've just had both a shooting and a sad white man rally, what new fuckery is this

2/9/2025, 10:59:39 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Pfaff (@johnpfaff.bsky.social) reposted

This is pure Willie Hortonism. The message is this: as long as there is just one bad weekend, or one bad event, crime cannot be “down” and we cannot be “safe.” We are only “safe” based on impossible standards, and we can never get “safer” as long as some risk exists.

2/9/2025, 10:26:59 PM | 133 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sexsmith (@ronsexsmith.bsky.social) reposted

Sad to hear of Graham Greene's passing... Such a wonderful actor and a very nice man I got to meet him on a few occasions as we both lived here in Stratford and even got to sing for him once at his "Walk Of Fame" ceremony. Huge loss RS

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2/9/2025, 12:35:50 AM | 1214 160 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean this from the same people who think the empire were the good guys.

2/9/2025, 10:58:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bo Bolander (@bbolander.bsky.social) reposted

for the love of fucking christ get your pets vaccinated, rabies may be one of the shittiest ways of dying you can possibly imagine

2/9/2025, 10:24:58 PM | 181 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

While the majority of the mainstream media continues to normalize it all.

2/9/2025, 10:56:47 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Craig (@andycraig.bsky.social) reposted

That Pritzker press conference was... surreal, and I think marks a significant moment of escalation in the constitutional omni-crisis. This was the governor of a state saying plainly the Union itself is being torn apart and his state is being militarily invaded by an authoritarian regime.

2/9/2025, 9:53:21 PM | 14252 4022 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Knibbs (@knibbs.bsky.social) reposted

so are the troops going to commute from the naval base every day because like

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2/9/2025, 10:14:30 PM | 429 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Rothschild (@rothschildmd.bsky.social) reposted

Chicagoans will react to the national guard the way they react to people who put ketchup on hotdogs - merciless mockery.

2/9/2025, 10:30:10 PM | 66 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) reposted

I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable

2/9/2025, 8:57:48 PM | 24621 7012 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted

this is basically how everyone on GOP twitter is treating it, except it's a good thing to them

2/9/2025, 10:30:27 PM | 143 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Sterne (@petersterne.com) reposted

This editorial should be seen as manufacturing consent for Trump's military occupation of Chicago. The paper will insist that's not the goal, and I don't necessarily think they support a military occupation (though I don't think they'd oppose it), but that is the editorial's actual effect.

2/9/2025, 10:31:51 PM | 144 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David S. Bernstein (@dbernstein.bsky.social) reposted

Putin told Trump that mail-in voting is bad, and that became a bug in Trump’s head, and a couple weeks later Trump relocates a military installation because of that mail-in ballot bug in his head. NOT GREAT.

2/9/2025, 7:53:11 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@crockett.house.gov) reposted

We’re back in session after Speaker Johnson let us out early at the end of July, feeling the pressure from our subpoenas for the Epstein files. Today, @oversightdemocrats.house.gov sat down with survivors who endured horrific abuse. What we heard was beyond disturbing. (1/2)

2/9/2025, 10:32:39 PM | 5411 1619 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

> @denverpost.com EDITORIAL BOARD: “The message the president is sending is clear — get on board with team Trump or he will try to hurt your state. . We hope this decision .. will help sway voters .. when Trump tries to retain office in just a few short years.” www.denverpost.com/2025/09/02/t...

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2/9/2025, 10:32:53 PM | 410 130 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Pines (@thepines.bsky.social) reposted

Not trying to doom here but I'd imagine a good portion of the TX National Guard would kinda like armed conflict with their Illinois counterparts.

2/9/2025, 10:33:03 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: On a 2-1 vote, D.C. Circuit denies the Trump administration's request to let Trump fire a Federal Trade commissioner during appeals. Citing Humphrey's Executor, about the FTC: "To grant a stay would be to defy the Supreme Court's decisions that bind our judgments. That we will not do."

United States Court of Appeals FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA CIRCUIT No. 25-5261 September Term, 2025 President Trump fired Federal Trade Commissioner Rebecca Slaughter without cause. The district court ordered her reinstatement. The government now seeks a stay of that decision pending appeal. That motion must be denied. The government has no likelihood of success on appeal given controlling and directly on point Supreme Court precedent. Specifically, ninety years ago, a unanimous Supreme Court upheld the constitutionality of the Federal Trade Commission Act's for-cause removal protection for Federal Trade Commissioners. See Humphrey's Executor v. United States, 295 U.S. 602 (1935). Over the ensuing decades-and fully informed of the substantial executive power exercised by the Commission-the Supreme Court has repeatedly and expressly left Humphrey's Executor in place, and so precluded Presidents from removing Commissioners at will. Then just four months ago, the Supreme Court stated that adherence to extant precedent like Humphrey's Executor controls in resolving stay motions. To grant a stay would be to defy the Supreme Court's decisions that bind our judgments. That we will not do.
2/9/2025, 10:22:32 PM | 1204 317 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie (@audrelawdamercy.bsky.social) reposted

Really appreciate this 'Fuck you, I'm following the law, not following your unstated vision of what you want the law to be already' in light of the Trump v. Boyle basically telling judges to do exactly that ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trump...

2/9/2025, 10:39:07 PM | 144 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leah McElrath (@leahmcelrath.bsky.social) reposted

“The materials, MOST OF WHICH ARE ALREADY PUBLICLY AVAILABLE, were produced as a result of a congressional subpoena.” Release the Epstein files.* *In full with redactions as necessary to protect the victims. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

2/9/2025, 10:39:27 PM | 110 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Han (@alexhan.bsky.social) reposted

Been thinking a lot about Fort Sheridan, north of Chicago. It was built on land donated by Chicago's wealthy elite to have a nearby army base so troops would be around to break strikes and respond to labor unrest. Sheridan Road existed in large part to transport troops to Chicago's south side.

2/9/2025, 9:48:39 PM | 523 181 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Fragassi (@refrag.bsky.social) reposted

A good thread for Chicagoans to read, and a reminder that studying history can be heartening

2/9/2025, 10:40:01 PM | 18 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) reposted

Dear people of Texas, If your national guard comes to Chicago as an armed occupying force for Trump, the people of Illinois will never forget or forgive. It will be a breach in the kinship we should share as Americans. Please think twice. Sincerely, Mark

2/9/2025, 8:31:23 PM | 488 151 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted

this is going to sound stupid but it's entirely because we live in the era of postmodern fascism and because they wanted to post a video about them killing people for the base

2/9/2025, 10:34:56 PM | 680 157 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.

2/9/2025, 8:56:43 PM | 20707 6042 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

it's a lie they know is a lie and that they print to help Trump

2/9/2025, 10:41:13 PM | 121 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Vladeck (@stevevladeck.bsky.social) reposted

When President Trump used 32 U.S.C. § 502(f)(2) in 2020, that was to have out-of-state National Guard troops sent to D.C.—which has no sovereignty of its own. Sending the un-federalized TX National Guard into IL without the latter’s consent raises *serious* Article IV problems that 2020 … didn’t.

A picture of Article IV, Section 4 of the Constitution, which provides that “The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.”
2/9/2025, 10:42:59 PM | 1129 375 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted

Trump said the video is AI. But a White House spokesperson told Time magazine it was real.

2/9/2025, 9:02:36 PM | 324 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

The funnest part is there’s a non negligible chance that he did this because he was mad we were making jokes about him looking like he was dying.

2/9/2025, 10:40:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Pines (@thepines.bsky.social) reposted

Trump tough. Trump kill terrorists.

2/9/2025, 10:37:07 PM | 2 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Every single Savvy Political Insider™ who pretends that Trump's illegal power grabs are just another version of partisan maneuvering and not a true threat to democratic institutions and the country as a whole:

2/9/2025, 10:35:53 PM | 776 121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Gross. Just gross forever.

2/9/2025, 10:37:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather is waiting for fall (@katanaangel.bsky.social) reposted

Make sure you don't have autoplay video on, they released the destruction of the boat they claimed was smuggling drugs out. Basically a snuff video.

2/9/2025, 10:35:53 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pwnallthethings (@pwnallthethings.bsky.social) reposted

Definitely a lost battle under this admin, but if we do eventually return to normalcy, would really appreciate a hard requirement that every announced use of force by the state be accompanied by stating the authority under which it occured

2/9/2025, 10:36:10 PM | 1795 260 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Fragassi (@refrag.bsky.social) reposted

Thread

2/9/2025, 10:36:20 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted

Everyone with a Hitler Particle concentration under 85% is either a Democrat or a Democrat in denial at this point, honestly

2/9/2025, 10:15:20 PM | 181 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Now you’re just being one of those “enjoy the camps” hysterical scolds that they hate more than doing their jobs.

2/9/2025, 10:16:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

She might try to get her fired before she’s radicalized but she’s not going to throw a literal brick at her which I think is kind of an important distinction that’s being missed.

2/9/2025, 10:15:16 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elias isquith (@eliasisquith.blog) reposted

i know this is unbearable for some people but the simple fact is that the history of modern revolution is a history of bougie lawyers who probably enjoyed brunch becoming radicalized and then fucking shit up.

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2/9/2025, 1:13:24 PM | 576 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Too Big to Fail (@toobigtofail.bsky.social) reposted

Because I'm most familiar with, I'm going to give the names of everyone sentenced to death by the British Government for the 1916 Easter Rising in Ireland, and their occupations (de Valera and Markievicz had their sentences commuted for being a US citizen and being a woman, respectively). 1/x

2/9/2025, 4:06:46 PM | 14 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

*with the exception maybe a few opinion columns

2/9/2025, 9:35:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

I'm sure CNN, Fox, WaPo and NYT will get right on that as soon as they're done not ever doing any of that ever.

2/9/2025, 9:35:04 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather Cherone (@heathercherone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Pritzker again exhorts the news media to tell the truth about what's happening: "I refuse to pretend that any of this is normal."

2/9/2025, 8:16:38 PM | 2699 483 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather Cherone (@heathercherone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Pritzker: "Unidentifiable agents in unmarked vehicles with masks are planning to raid Latino communities and say they're targeting violent criminals."

2/9/2025, 8:15:18 PM | 1944 407 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Radley Balko (@radleybalko.bsky.social) reposted

Pritzker should mobilize the Illinois National Guard to oppose them. Extreme? Maybe. But I don’t see why he should just let another state effectively invade his.

2/9/2025, 9:33:19 PM | 1163 261 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

because this his how the media covers it when democrats point out facts

Screenshot from a Wonkette Article about the Sunday Shows with
2/9/2025, 9:18:17 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

In the coming days, we expect to see what's playing out in LA and DC happen in Chicago. These efforts are not about fighting crime or making communities safer. This is about Donald Trump testing his power and producing political drama to cover up his own corruption.

Governor Pritzker speaks behind the podium.
2/9/2025, 9:12:00 PM | 5138 1359 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture L.A. TACO (@lataco.bsky.social) reposted

Like in the U.S. invasion of Iraq, the story being sold is terrorism and security, but the machinery being built points to something deeper: keeping Mexico in its place. Washington is not afraid of fentanyl. By Gabriel Buelna and Enrique M. Buelna The full story: lataco.com/trump-invasi...

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2/9/2025, 9:14:40 PM | 129 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted

“Is it morally wrong to refuse to hand your wallet to someone pretending to be the wallet inspector because they might become a real wallet inspector if you hand it over,” the greatest intellectually debate in BlueSky H - *slaps self with newspaper* NO! BAD GIRL! NO STIRRING THE POT!

2/9/2025, 9:15:05 PM | 81 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

I'm cool with it, get rid of the heating system for the next few years, you don't need it in Florida.

2/9/2025, 9:15:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Karsh (@jkarsh.bsky.social) reposted

Again I say what we all know, this dude is never leaving the WH voluntarily again.

2/9/2025, 9:12:42 PM | 25 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

Ignoring that the saying "Two Jews = Three Opinions" exists for a reason, I once again feel the need to point out there's more antisemitic zionist Christians voting in the US than there are Jews alive in the entire world.

2/9/2025, 9:13:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted

What is popularly elected fascism but a toxic roommate situation writ large

2/9/2025, 8:58:10 PM | 55 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

giving it a shot.

2/9/2025, 5:10:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

cc @iamtherog.com

2/9/2025, 5:09:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah but I want to make fun of the people here behind their backs ON HERE. I miss the social teams GC from twitter where a bunch of people who would never engage off of twitter just made fun of Jack Appleby all day every day.

2/9/2025, 5:08:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

we would be *so* much better off if we could just make fun of people behind their backs vs having to quoteskeet.

2/9/2025, 5:04:14 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

we really do be needing group chats

2/9/2025, 5:03:17 PM | 126 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Greene (he/him/his) (@greene.haus) reposted

One may say that I'm in a bubble, and that might be right. A person who picks the screen name "Plantation Scientist," though, or who for lulz posts pictures of bacon at a Muslim public figure is someone I don't need to share space with. Life's too short for such nonsense. I like my bubble.

2/9/2025, 5:00:19 PM | 60 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

and a media determined not to educate them. Dems can message all they want to but if it's not covered that way because most reporters think that the 8chan rejects on twitter are "mainstream" it never goes anywhere outside of political messages.

2/9/2025, 5:02:32 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

It's more than a *messaging* failure that a significant percentage of the country didn't know that tariffs are a tax on the consumer [almost always]. It's a complete lack of political education AND of the public's curiosity.

2/9/2025, 4:56:32 PM | 794 141 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

just say WASP Blue Bloods.

2/9/2025, 5:00:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

most places.

2/9/2025, 4:59:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

*moderates with socially conservative religious beliefs.

2/9/2025, 4:59:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

yes but tbh it's weird to single out Jews here in that statement when you could have just said religiously conservative people.

2/9/2025, 4:58:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

which is funny mostly because he could.

2/9/2025, 4:45:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

weird it's almost like everyone who was calling us hysterical for years sucks.

2/9/2025, 4:41:12 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted reply parent

Twitter and Grok are built and updated with this animating belief, this is the baseline

2/9/2025, 3:26:59 PM | 122 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

Seems bad that the gulf between the reality you can go outside and see and experience yourself, and the one the political press describes, is widening very rapidly

2/9/2025, 2:43:19 PM | 1091 173 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

the problem is I think we've found out we're a minority, and most people would rather be constantly surrounded by bigots than cringe.

2/9/2025, 4:39:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Treyf Posting 🤌 (@postingtreyf.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

bsky.app/profile/post...

4/4/2025, 8:54:53 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

at the point where I honestly might just mute the word "bluesky"

2/9/2025, 4:34:43 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brooke (@brooklynmarie.bsky.social) reposted

Who disrupts the disruptors???

2/9/2025, 3:57:22 PM | 82 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture your buddy eric ⚾ (@ericplais.bsky.social) reposted

this is tom control to major ground

2/9/2025, 3:40:04 PM | 28 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

Generally the biggest issue with humans in general usually stems from the idea that we think we're rational and we aren't.

2/9/2025, 3:41:40 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Second Ave. Sagas (@2avesag.as) reposted

I'm screenshotting @resnikoff.bsky.social here so you can see the 100% spot-on reply. No amount of numbers will convince people they are safe if they otherwise think they are the victim of a crime by virtue of seeing someone homeless in the same subway car.

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2/9/2025, 3:31:38 PM | 232 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

the "announcement" is just going to be him saying the N word isn't it.

2/9/2025, 3:40:41 PM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted

jesus man, tell me you have no idea who Claremont is or JD Vance's record as a postliberal

 Vance would be a much better president than Trump. He has many of the same policy flaws (some worse) but is smarter, does not command the fealty Trump does, is widely unable and unwilling to pull off the same anti-democratic actions, and is a more mentally stable individual. Quote Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes · 9h Is it better or worse to have Vance take over Show this poll Lakshya Jain @lxeagle17 · 9h As stupid as JD Vance is and as dumb as his ideas are, I do not think he would tank global financial markets overnight with the Liberation Day garbage that we saw rolled out in April. Nor do I think he'd ever storm the Capitol and try to chuck out every democratic principle ever.
2/9/2025, 2:21:46 PM | 1115 119 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted

they genuinely do not understand the world of the American far right or the postliberal movement in America the pundit equivalent of General MccLellan

2/9/2025, 3:33:33 PM | 62 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Joseph Stern (@mjsdc.bsky.social) reposted

The next Democratic president should declare that the National Emergencies Act and Article II of the Constitution allow him to: •admit D.C. and Puerto Rico as states •abolish ICE •grant citizenship to any immigrant •disband the 5th Circuit •expand the Supreme Court Seriously: Why the hell not?

2/9/2025, 3:31:19 PM | 15433 3530 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jane Coaston (@janecoaston.bsky.social) reposted

if you present them with evidence that women with college degrees have MORE kids and are more likely to get married (which is true) you'll be stunned to know that their views don't change

2/9/2025, 3:37:29 PM | 240 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted

The ideal American child is lovingly kept alive during nine months of pregnancy only to be killed for the correct, conservative reasons immediately after being born.

2/9/2025, 3:36:17 PM | 469 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

it's just the last breakdown and partial verse over and over.

2/9/2025, 3:36:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

I have the song Rent from RENT stuck in my head.

2/9/2025, 3:33:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

His head is full of Silicon

2/9/2025, 3:19:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted

What’s funny is this article was preceded by six months of “ok, white nationalism doesn’t make any sense, but there must be something in there that’s good for the economy.”

2/9/2025, 1:26:41 PM | 919 167 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis (@kendrawrites.com) reposted

It's wild that today's 2pm press conference can be anything from "Trump is dead" to "we've invading Venezuela" and like both seem reasonable.

2/9/2025, 1:38:26 PM | 164 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted

Just imagine what is being saved for the book this week.

2/9/2025, 5:30:48 AM | 1375 223 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

Well now I’m assuming this is what the 2pm announcement is.

2/9/2025, 10:46:37 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

All I know is I’m not watching it live. Fuck his ratings.

2/9/2025, 3:58:50 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk it’s equally likely he’s going to announce that vaccines are now illegal or that Chuck Schumer has been executed for treason or that he has a new commemorative coin going on sale or that Rudy Giuliani is going to get the medal of freedom or that we’re giving Alaska to Russia. I hate it here.

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Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m going to bed. Guess in ~14hrs we’ll find out which elected democrats are going to be the first ones executed for treason or whatever.

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Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says,
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Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

I stayed offline most of the weekend and stuff actually got weirder?

2/9/2025, 3:47:53 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

He’s just gonna say “The Aristocrats!”

2/9/2025, 3:45:24 AM | 53 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social) reply parent

Popping in from my weekend of exile to say thanks for making sure they didn’t win!

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Profile picture Willow (@rockshrimp.bsky.social)

Ok now I’m gonna try to disconnect until Tuesday wish me luck.

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