Trump is about to do a Machiavelli and fake his death.
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Trump is about to do a Machiavelli and fake his death.
His next public appearance.
melania constantly refreshing the tl
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap
Exactly what someone trying to take my stash would say.. 😤
America is the Tesla Cybertruck of countries
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Snoop Dog, being scared of a same sex couple in an animated movie, is not very gangster.
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That’s hilarious 😆
His makeup artist hates him as much as we do.
Hypocrisy beyond all measure.
Is that dog Chapman and Beth?
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“The death of human empathy is one of the earliest and most telling signs of a culture about to fall into barbarism.” Hannah Arendt
Weird how there's no mention of doing something about the rightwing American hedge fund that owns a lot of our news media. Seems like exactly the kind of foreign interference in Canadian politics and society that should be investigated.
The same guy who is whining for a Nobel Peace Prize like a child whines for his toy – is the same guy who, on camera in the Oval Office, while allegedly trying to end the Russo-Ukrainian war – is openly fantasizing about starting a US-involved war so he can somehow prevent US elections. FUBAR.
Wait until they find out about Jamaican accents.
The dumbest people are ones that just don’t understand jokes.
Honestly I don’t car if he shows up in a tank top and gym shorts. Who cares?!
Loved Neil Young already. Love him more…now.
1 of 14/ Body Language and Behavior Analysis No. 4785: Vladimir Putin Asked, "Will you stop killing civilians?" – Nonverbal and Emotional Intelligence
The White House's memes about imprisonment, deportation, and death by alligator are designed to radicalize and desensitize. “What you have is this desire to get people to buy into the fun of sadism,” says Jason Stanley, an author who’s leaving the US because of “concerns over fascism.”
Wow what a moron
Reporter: What’s going on with those posts on X that are clearly trolling the president? Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out
Sorry for not proofreading
The questioned me about the photos I was taking. It took me a second to realize that they used face recognition and called them on it. They admitted it. And admitted I didn’t do anything wrong. Like WTF
I’m a pro photographer and was out one day near the PNE and took some shots of the ecomms building (911). Just the interesting fence and clouds. I thought nothing of it as it was a path I was on walking by and there are no signs. 3 days laters Vancouver cops showed up at my south Surrey home.
I love this trolling of Mango Mussolini. 🤣
Ridiculously awesome. 🤯
#ProudBlue Stephen Miller can fuck all of the way off. Stephen Miller says DC is like Baghdad or Fallujah. The only war here is the GOP’s war on truth. Their plan to intimidate Americans isn’t working. We see through their bullshit.
Honestly, Toy Story 4… a fantastically Canadian character. (Canadian here)
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
Same.
Right wing leaning is quite different than a full blown maple maga hell bent on a trump like power grab. Carney is not perfect, but you’ll at least know where he stands.
The content of this article sounds very plausible, but how do you deal with it, adjudicate it, in a credible, effective way in today’s environment??? thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...
This would be really very bad.
What a sick-ass archive pull.
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
We would be happy to have you in Canada 🇨🇦 .
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Oh my god. I thought this must be from a very subtle parody account but this is from the real Liberals. "Spending less on Canada so we can spend more on Canadians." What are you even talking about? (rhetorical question, I know it's privatization)
HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock
The Department of Justice is pretending it needed to talk to notorious liar Ghislaine Maxwell to know the truth about Jeffrey Epstein, when it is concealing thousands of documents about him that don’t lie. It’s a sick farce.
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
if we all start watching south park we will change the world
South Park delivered the biggest beat down to Trump in history
As a Jewish person I genuinely could not care less what the minute precise definition of the word genocide includes, it’s a genocide, I know what I’m watching.
uh…hunter biden for president?
I was a musician and rap artist for a number of years. I was hired to teach Dick Van Dyke to rap for his tv show Remedy for Murder. He was a really humble and amazing guy. A great gig. I also worked with Robin Williams on Jumanji. Also amazing. I have more. I’ll stop there. 😜
The work you do is an enormous component to all of our sanity, even over here in Canada.
My kids were on a hardcore smoothie kick for a couple months. I could have funded a small nation with the money spent on it. I was not unhappy when the started to chill on that. Now it’s only half a small nation.
Do you think PP would have been a better vote?
I actually can and will judge people who are using environmentally devastating technology built on mass theft to create a fictional partner who does nothing but tell how great they are.
He was the last SS guard, about to be tried when he died at 100. Let this warn the ICE agents who think they are only guards, following orders. Your masked crimes against humans and humanity will mark you to the end of your days. The Last SS Guard @zeit.de www.zeit.de/gesellschaft...
this man is proof that every candidate should actually just be hiring comedy writers for their team
Holy Crap look at the posted job applications for Alligator Auschwitz! The amount of money these so called Guards will be making is insane! 🤬🤬
The obsession with juicing Hollywood with steroids is so stupid in terms of realistic body image goals. What is even more stupid tho is that so many people don’t realize it.
#BookSky
My phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck" when I actually really did mean to say "duck," and I feel like I have finally broken its spirit
The U.S. Defense Department just gave this company $200 million.
'Severance' and 'The Penguin' received the most Emmy nominations this year 🏆 #Severance — 27 #ThePenguin — 24
Check cashed.
Got damn
Snort laugh. We need humor
The Epstein files are on Pam Bondi's desk right now but also they do not exist but also they do exist and were written by Obama and Hillary when Epstein died in 2019 when the president was Donald Trump.
Say trump
Literally beyond parody.
me before marriage: if my wife and mom could be really close that would be so cool me after marriage: I must find a way to divide this cartel
Here’s the bottom line for what’s going on with Grok - if the owner of the website is putting his thumb on the scale hard enough for the chatbot to turn into Goebbels, you should be deeply concerned about what he’s doing to the algorithm that you can’t so easily see, and what it’s doing to you
These losers are so pathetic
Jill Scott.
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Every possible shameless grift.
thread you must read:
Tesla cars are designed to turn off its self-driving mode less than a second before a crash, so Tesla can claim that the car was not operating in self-driving mode when it crashed. Musk is evil. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Wow! France gifted her to us, and now they’ve captured what so many Americans are feeling on Independence Day. The values the Statue of Liberty stood for are no more. 📌 A stunning mural of the Statue of Liberty covering her face was unveiled in Roubaix, France, on July 3, 2025.
Anyone else worried that, because Canadian voices are less than 4% of BlueSky, we are so distracted by the louder voices from 🇺🇸 that we are neglecting the rise of fascism at home? We may not be buying American products but Canadians are buying antidemocratic ideas. backlinko.com/bluesky-stat...
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
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My God. Please make sure everyone you know knows this.
The handle is wrong. It’s @curlyjocreation
Now that is a hot dog.
He kicked for the conversion moments later.
A must watch. Jeffery Sachs throwing down.
Our justice system is in serious need of a revamp. He basically killed someone, shows zero remorse and walks with swagger in the court. He’ll serve 3 years of the 6 likely. Gross.
Another nice little story about the best newspaper in America.
I would vote for this law, would you?
I’m not even sure what level of ridiculous this is on the absolutely ridiculous scale. Wow. 🤯
Well that’s the Rockford files, with Jim Rockford hitting the grill. My buddy had that car. In the early 90’s on a cannabis fuelled road trip from Vancouver to Kelowna, I awoke and grabbed the wheel from my sleeping friend’s hand just before we drove down a huge embankment. 😉
And there is the grift.
Absolutely disgraceful
Sorry for the mixup, he meant "sees fire."
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