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Canadian singer/songwriter. 3 time Juno winner Former kid detective. Idiot savant without the savant part. Dad. Lawn mower
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YOU: See that train over there? ME: Yea? YOU: I just watched them load over 100 boxes of bubble gum onto that box car... ME: Really? Hmmm....must be one of them chew chew trains RS
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Thanks Christine! RS
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When passing a joint around you should leave no turn un-stoned RS
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We wrote a couple of songs together RS
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They say that wherever Thomas Edison went he would light up a room RS
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Thanks Paul! I'm quite proud of that one RS
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If the straitjacket fits? Wear it! RS
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Wanna say Happy Birthday to the great Glenn Tilbrook from Squeeze RS
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In honour of Van Morrison's birthday Ron sings "Have I Told You Lately" RS youtu.be/Ta0seoOqNlU?...
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KELLOGG'S: So for our new cereal "Froot Loops" I feel the mascot should be some sort of tropical bird.... ME: Oh yea? Well, toucan play that game! RS
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Thanks Alfie! RS
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I don't know this one RS
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That's incredible! RS
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Whoa! She's opening for The Who? RS
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Thanks Jean! I'll ask my manager.. I'm not sure how it all works these days RS
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Thanks Dave! RS
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Thanks Mikey! Yea, I'd love to play Kingston or Wolf Island RS
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Thanks Gordon! RS
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Thanks Geoffrey RS
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Thanks Nick! RS
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Sorry for your loss RS
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Doing good RS
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Thanks Joep! RS
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I've never performed it I only recorded it RS
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Some music for your Saturday RS youtu.be/lv7jq7Mu-yA?...
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YOU: Hey, is that boat for sale? ME: Of course it's for sail! What else would it be for? RS
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Thanks Terry David! RS
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I hope so RS
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Thanks Laurie! RS
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Thanks Brett! RS
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Great review for "Hangover Terrace" in The Big Takeover RS bigtakeover.com/recordings/r...
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A message from Ron about. "Hangover Terrace" RS rsexsmith.lnk.to/Hangover_Ter...
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Thanks SJ! RS
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Thanks David! RS
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Thanks John! RS
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I understand.. Apparently there was a glitch on one of the songs on the digital format. They're fixing it as we speak RS
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Whenever I stay in a hotel I always hang the "Do Not Perturb" sign on the door RS
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Cheers! RS
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Yea, the first message I got today was from my producer saying there was a glitch on "It's Been Awhile" Extremely frustrating but they're fixing it apparently RS
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Yea, the label is working furiously to fix the glitch It's so frustrating. sorry about that. RS
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Thanks Edward! RS
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Thanks Remi! RS
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Thanks! RS
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Thanks Pheromone! It certainly is here! RS
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Thanks for listening Lyle! RS
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"Must Be Something Wrong With Her" is the final song off of "Hangover Terrace" and if you listen till the end there's a lovely vocal provided by Nora Joy Stephens. She's a very talented young songwriter from right here in Stratford RS youtu.be/Q--RqXao3-U?...
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Today's the day "Hangover Terrace" is out now! Check out the 4th single "Rose Town" and the film by CJ Wallis and Mallory Kennedy Hope get to hear the full album! RS youtu.be/nNcDKMYeEDQ?...
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An old Jackson 5 song for your Friday RS youtu.be/XNw17BXq41I?...
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If you plan on kicking a duck in the face you must be willing to foot the bill RS
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Cheers! RS
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WTF? RS
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Check this out y'all! On Sept 11 I'll be performing at Fairfield CT at STAGE ONE! It's gonna be a great night, I hope you can make it! RS Ticket Link below: fairfieldtheatre.org/events/stage...
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Yup RS
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One more day until Hangover Terrace The kind of a terrace that overlooks Paris And once the melodies get in yer brain It can drive you in Seine But in a good way! Yea! RS
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Thanks Matt! RS
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Why anyone would put a smoke detector so far out of reach is beyond me RS
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Some Carole King for your Thursday RS youtu.be/Nj_899pfaeo?...
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ME: I saw a Priest coming out of your house late last night YOU: Yea, I asked him to perform an exorcism... ME: Really? What possessed you to do that? RS
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Also, I don't live in St Catharines anymore RS
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Thanks so much! RS
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You know the drill! RS
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Up early for a dentist appointment this morning I expect nothing less than a full cavity search RS
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Heard this one on Sirius radio the other day and remembered I'd attempted it on my channel RS youtu.be/f49sE0gi4o0?...
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Everything the Wright Brothers ever did went above and beyond RS
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I know I lie in bed until you think you have the time To come & snuggle with me And sometimes I just lay there cos I know you like to read A bit before you sleep Afterwards we say goodnite And cuddle in the duvet fluff Then I go & spoil it all By doing something stupid like dutch oven RS
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I hope so RS
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I think I sing to break up the monotony of my speaking voice RS
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Very excited about seeing "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" tonight at @stratfest.bsky.social RS
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Truth RS
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I really don't have an opinion on it I just thought what he said was interesting and wondered what other people thought RS
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Yea, I don't know, I was just saying I found his remark interesting and had wondered about it myself RS
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It rained so hard today As if to wash the summer away RS
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We can either age with optimism Or opt for agism RS
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Three more days until "Hangover Terrace" Pre-order now so you won't be embarrassed When everyone's got one but you don't got one When everyone's bought one but you ain't bought one And your left out in the rain Come up to "Hangover Terrace" And put some melodies in yer brain! Yea! RS
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Thanks for listening Brad! RS
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Weather permitting RS
Ron Sexsmith (@ronsexsmith.bsky.social)
Little is known about the actor Earnest Borgnine's younger brother... Disingenuous Borgnine RS
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Check this out y'all! On Sept 5th I'll appearing in Bryn Mawr at the Gazebo as part of their "Twilight Concert Series" with very special guests The Silver Ages! RS Info and Ticket Link: www.tixr.com/groups/brynm...
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Some Diana Ross for your morning RS youtu.be/pXXgs5XhCLc?...