Ok, if he’s had a stroke that has incapacitated him in some way, I wanna start a TikTok trend of videos making fun of him with stroke face and body, just like he mocked a disabled journalist. Not a fucking molecule of sympathy from any of us.
Since 2003, your release valve for your liberal rage. Read more: http://rudepundit.blogspot.com. Become a patron of the rude arts: http://patreon.com/rudepundit
36,362 followers 718 following 2,547 posts
view profile on Bluesky
Ok, if he’s had a stroke that has incapacitated him in some way, I wanna start a TikTok trend of videos making fun of him with stroke face and body, just like he mocked a disabled journalist. Not a fucking molecule of sympathy from any of us.
I love it when old stupid fun Twitter vibes rear their idiot head.
Lowly Worm! Nice.
That’s apparently how this wonderfully dumb thread started: with an autocorrect of Garp.
Well-played
We’re gonna reach a point in NYC where the number of people who die in police custody is higher than the number of murders.
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. A Gary Is Born
Adios, Graham Greene. Not just a great actor, but a ballsy actor who took risks and expanded the palate of roles for Native American performers. Sure, Dances With Wolves, but, man, check him out as a total flirt in Transamerica or as a UFO-obsessed loner on Reservation Dogs. Such masterful presence.
It seems like a Democratic Party that cared to make climate change an issue could pretty easily do that by pointing out how Trump's policies are killing people suffering in heat made worse by no one giving a shit about climate change. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Incredible how none of that happened before the tariffs.
Fucking madness.
Sanction the fucking lawyers. Make it so no one will represent this evil administration in court.
New for Rude Pundit Patreon subscribers at $3 a month and up (first part available for free!): Is Attacking the Holocaust Museum Antisemitism? Because It Sure Seems Like It is. www.patreon.com/posts/137786...
He accidentally wandered into sunlight, didn't he?
Ah, yes. Los Angeles. A city well-known for not being able to handle an influx of immigrants. (heads to third taco truck of the day near Little Tokyo)
"We" thought. Fuck.
I really miss that brief feeling of hopeful expectation we all had yesterday when he thought he might be dead.
I gotta say: This feels like a planned thing.
As a little kid growing up in Florida (where we lived for 4 years), a trip to Disney World was affordable even for my truck driver dad and secretary mom and 3 kids while we lived in a mobile home. This is so depressing and enraging. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/o...
Whoever is writing this season is getting really good at bringing all the plot lines together. www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
A friend was in DC this past week and said, “Man, those National Guard folks are bored out of their minds.” That’s the farce of all this: there simply isn’t enough crime for them to do anything. So, fuck it, arrest people for chalking the pavement. At least it makes the day go by faster.
That’s the one I was looking for. Absolutely horrific.
EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS infuriating, deplorable account of what one trans woman in the U.K. has gone through as a result of the country's shifting laws (particularly as they have moved toward explicit hatred this year). Just read it. My God.
New for Rude Pundit Patreon subscribers at $3 a month and up (read the first two paragraphs for free!): Trump Is Turning the Smithsonian Into a MAGA Propaganda Arm www.patreon.com/posts/137703...
Ah, good point.
I thought he did a great deal of good, but he planted the seeds of much of it being wiped out by being too kind to shitty people.
Fucking hell, Joe Biden had to go biking and hang out at the beach, all in front of cameras, in order to prove to the vultures in the media that he was still physically capable of doing the job. Trump disappears for days and it's only on BlueSky and elsewhere that anyone's asking if he's alive.
This Elvis Costello song seems appropriate to everything we’re hoping right now. youtu.be/pi_YQul7XXk?...
This is the shit you say while passing the bong and then giggle at later for how dumb you are when you’re high.
Obama’s fundamental misread of the public has cursed the United States since 2009. We wanted vengeance on Bush and Cheney and the rest for what they put this country through. Forgiveness is for suckers when it comes to politics.
The part that needs to be said repeatedly is “there’s no national emergency.” The president can’t just scream about something and make it true.
“Republicans want children to die from brain cancer” is the easiest ad in the world and should be running now.
They will arrest and imprison Democrats without bail for trumped up bullshit. That’s how dictatorships work.
The soft secession begins.
If I were running for office against a Republican, I’d make “I’m not Trump’s bitch like our current representative” a central theme of my campaign.
A country controlled by a cabal of the cuntiest cunts who ever cunted.
If anyone violates HIPAA because their bullshit faith or savage political agenda compels them to, they should be sued into poverty.
"We gathered a group of dumbasses in a room and asked them if they'd rather hear about concentration camps or how many cookies they could get, and you'll never guess what they chose."
Jessica Watkins is a trans woman who was an Oath Keeper militia member convicted for her actions in the January 6 insurrection. Trans people can be led to commit violence by the same dumb, insidious bullshit that leads cis people to commit violence. So maybe calm the fuck down about the MN shooter.
We will not survive, thanks to Gloria Gaynor.
A Labour with any guts at all would say that Brexit was fucking idiocy and it's failed. Time to go back to the EU.
It's like blow job roulette. As they each vigorously fellate him, which one will get him to jizz? That person gets a small but sticky prize.
Good job, Chief Justice Roberts and the rest of you robed monarchists on the Supreme Court. You anointed a king and wrecked the Constitution, you dumb, cretinous motherfuckers.
Every now and then, you happen to be in the right place at the right time and you get a reminder that the world doesn’t totally suck.
I will vote for whatever Democrat assures me these dickscabs die in prison.
Will they be required to wear jackboots?
This is what needs to be said and done. “You wanna come after my people? Fuck you. We’re coming after you.”
I keep saying that most everyone attacking colleges and universities has no idea what the fuck they’re talking about (like that Christopher fucking Rufo prick). Here’s why.
Massachusetts police should arrest everyone involved in Rosa’s mistreatment, starting with the asshole who said she had no right to an attorney. Let these pricks know there are consequences for cruelty. www.masslive.com/news/2025/08...
Of course Jim Jordan would say there's nothing to see when it involves sex crimes.
Can we just pause for a minute to say how fucking embarrassing that goddamn hat is? Like "Yeah, I don't give a shit about what you're saying because you're wearing a cap that tells me you're a fucking moron."
If they get away with this massive abuse of power with Abrego Garcia, they can get away with it for anyone.
They’re saying it’s because of “national security” concerns, so that phrase is utterly meaningless now.
It was a photo of the shit suitcase.
“Overton window” was popularized by Glenn Beck in the 2000.
I'm not quite that clever. Besides, wouldn't that be the cabbage and toilet scrubber?
One can factually be a racist. If everything you do seeks to harm and diminish non-white people, then you can and should be called a "racist."
So are people more upset that they got rid of the cracker or the barrel?
We have to relive and relitigate the 1980s over and over with these motherfuckers. edition.cnn.com/2025/08/21/p...
The media's inability to state, plainly, that Trump is racist and his administration's policies and the MAGA movement are racist is just weird. Like we all know. They know. Hell, they're proud of it. So, fuck it, say they're racists. They don't care and it'll clarify shit for everyone else.
Joey wants Billy’s lunch money. Billy doesn’t want to be punched by Joey. So, obviously, this needs negotiation to see how much money Billy has to give Joey to stop the punching.
The son of the CIA’s deputy director for digital innovation fought for Russia.
By the end of this, it will be illegal to say that white people ever did anything wrong.
Every thing this asshole says sounds rapey.
So the way to make a point about WV is to talk about Maryland? Weird.
Pedophilia will definitely knock you down a few levels on that totem pole.
In case you had any doubts that Trump was lying about ending wars and lying about not bothering with ceasefire agreements, here you go.
Yes, if there’s one thing Nazis were known for, it’s their openness to criticism of their leader.
Didn’t this rage tumor use a mail-in ballot in the 2020 primaries?
Ms. Now sounds like an attempt at a feminist beauty pageant.
Arrest ICE.
Four-star review from The List, the weekly arts magazine in Edinburgh! list.co.uk/news/midnigh...
Can't wait until Loomer tells Trump he has to sacrifice Ivanka to the Lord of Light to win a third term.
Yes, surely, I was a 2016 misogynist when I wrote this: rudepundit.blogspot.com/2016/11/the-...
If you listen to the actual interview this is from and you can suss out sarcasm, show me where. Because I listened and all I heard was sincerity.
It should be noted that the crime rate of Charleston, the capital of West Virginia, is significantly higher than the crime rate in Washington, DC.
I love that Trump's look in both photos is "swallowing semen."
Everyone saw that Trump is Putin’s bitch. MAGA idiots can try to spin it otherwise, but we all saw it.
Ah. Then we are at an impasse.
Trump's repetition of "Russia Russia Russia" is one of the most goddamned embarrassing things any American president has done. It's dumb as shit and infantile.
I think NYers will appreciate having a mayor who lives in NYC.
I didn’t say she’s “praising Trump.” I’m saying feeding his Nobel Prize delusion is stupid.
Listen to the interview. It’s not trolling.
Ah, yes. I certainly never say mean things about men. You have definitely got my number.
We should. But stop this Nobel Peace Prize bullshit.
To everyone saying that Clinton isn't serious or is just baiting Trump, listen to the interview. She's absolutely dead serious in hoping that Trump has a turnaround. The quote is in the first few minutes. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
What a massive waste of time and money, all for propaganda purposes. And it's such a crappy over-the-top video. I mean, this is the equivalent of having the Carmina Burana playing under a hamster running on its wheel. (Can someone do that for me?)
Don't fucking do this, Democrats. Just don't. Trump has already massively harmed the world. To even suggest he can ever do enough to make up for that is some bullshit.
He wants it because Obama got it and he can’t stand that.
No. Thanks for the tip.
It honestly feels like we’re in a civil war and one side just refuses to fight back.
And here's one about Reagan and the Berlin Wall where I use the phrase "oral gippering": www.patreon.com/posts/89829875
Since now all of our history lessons are going to come from the bullshit Prager U, I figured I'd open up a couple of posts I did on their videos for kids in 2023 on my Patreon (which you can subscribe to). Here's a Prager U thing on MLK: www.patreon.com/posts/87743469
To everyone citing polls or the 2024 election results to show lack of support for Trump, that’s not what I’m talking about. We should have shut the country down in protest and no one with any power decided to organize that.
It’s not just about support. It’s that we all just blithely go on as if it’s not a thing.
How about how many times I look directly into the cameras and say, “Suck my dick, Robonarc”?
Sometimes I'll be walking down the sidewalk and it'll just enter my brain that we have a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist as president and most of the country has decided there's nothing wrong with that.
Putting aside his admission that he’s another little bitch, that’s not how carjackings work. Generally, they want you out of the car. That’s what they’re jacking.
And now, for no better (or other) reason than that it amuses me, brief reviews of Elvis Costello's first 11 albums. Which is to say up until the point when I tuned out and stopped buying Elvis Costello albums.