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Wet'N Reckless, that's the charge that Addison accepted in his plea deal.
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I always thought authoritarianism would have more charisma, but all we're getting is a wet fart that leaves a stain.
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You mean we gave up essentially a 4th rounder for a veteran WR to play as a #2 WR for the first 3 games, then a #3. Who is an excellent route runner and possession WR for a young QB. Sign me up.
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Let's run it back even further, isn't Flash still on the open market
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All I'm saying is a 3rd round price is quite risky based on last year's performance
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Not very good. He had far too many single point fantasy weeks last season.
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Aldi's sells paper bags for future reference
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If anyone is better than me at Photoshop, can someone Photoshop Thielen in a Vikings jersey.
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Since you've got a little extra time on your hand not having to prep for the 2026 Initials tournament, is there a short list of available veteran WRs?
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Money in the bank
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Rage Against the Equipment
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When I zay thiz iz a life changing zour, the wordz don't properly exprezz how GREAT thiz iz Fixed that for you.
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Kurt Rudolph (@rudolph218.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't you mean the Minnesota Saints won two of three.
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Do it, of that is your strategy for roster construction, who am I to judge
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I replied, but I wouldn't think you're crazy. You points are valid and his situation isn't a risk you'd take on. Now, if you faded Bowers as TE1, then you're crazy.
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100%, as a Vikings fan, O-linemen will coming back from injury, probable 3 game Addison suspension, Hock is a little banged up. Positives, Vikings have neutral site away games for both AFC North opponents, an improved defense and a backfield of Jones and Mason, JJ should have less to be asked of him
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I have no concern with JJ slinging it to JJ. The year that Cousins ruptured his achilles, and JJ missed ~7 games with a hamstring. Jefferson still put up a 1000 yard season with 4 QBs and missing 7 games. Jefferson is the focal point of the Vikings offense, he'll be fine.
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To keep with the Arrested Development gif memes... Twins season ticket holders excited for next season...
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Aaron Glenn to Fields whenever Wilson is double covered
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Kurt Rudolph (@rudolph218.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm surprised Correa wasn't considering waiving his no trade clause to his other former teams the Giants and Mets.
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Kurt Rudolph (@rudolph218.bsky.social) reply parent
I've thought it to be comically funny when I hear MTG talking about the government controlling the weather. And I'm like, "oh honey, your party controls all of the federal government, so you'd only be blaming yourself."
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It'll be bigger news once he announces his vasectomy appointment.
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Kurt Rudolph (@rudolph218.bsky.social) reply parent
Like excluding friends who insist on an 8-team standard scoring league?
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How do 80's and 90's neck rolls factor into that equation?
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haha, nice!
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So loud, even Fox News couldn't compensate for it.
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Should move TJ Oshie to Group 8 for an all Minnesota group
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I'm sure "Hot Wheels" will get to the bottom of this.
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Trump translation: Russia has far less wind production per capita than the US. ourworldindata.org/grapher/wind...
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Oh yes, I will listen!
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Because they fired everyone who could have warned them, he was blindsided and unable to make vacation plans at the last minute.
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He probably had a long layover on his flight to Cancun.
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He's the Michael Jordan of Chicago White Sox players.
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Sliding into fascism? We're sliding harder into fascism than Pete Rose sliding into home at the 1970 All-Star game.
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Josh Hawley looks like someone who only buys pre-cut watermelon in the grocery store.
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Best case scenario for Trump, is that the Moscow pee tapes are still kept "secret". Worst case scenario for the US, we lose Alaska.
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You can't ask them to search their soul before they vote, they've already sold their soul to their orange-god.
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I've seen Kyler Murray take bigger strides
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Its nice to see that the toddler-in-chief finally got his moat to keep the brown people out.
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Order of which GOP politcians care about: Themselves Their mega donors Their portfolio Their mistresses or secret Grindr username ... Their Family ... Their interpretation of the Bible ... A whole bunch of nonsensical issues ... Their constitutents ... Thier poor constituents ... Rule of Law
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Cleveland Shores Detroit Diesels Philadelphia Belles
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Mitch McConnell to those about to lose accessto Medicaid.
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We have the trade deals, you just wouldn't know them because they go to a different school.
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So kinda like Jameis Winston in 2019.
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When you need something for a change of pace, switch over to Rage Against the Machine.
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It's probably missing Exodus 20:14 as well.
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Feels awkward to root for Tucker Carlson to make Rafael Edward Cruz look like a buffoon.
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Also Thune:
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As we all know, if there's one way to get noticed by Trump it's if you're an inebriated Fox News host
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A draft dodger is forcing our brave troops to do a masturbtory parade for his birthday because he doesn’t have any real friends. Top notch loser shit.
Kurt Rudolph (@rudolph218.bsky.social)
Little Richard was a visitor at our church, shook his hand as he was leaving.
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Hey Israel...
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The FA portion of the 2024 presidential election was completed on January 20th, 2025, we have now entered into the FO portion of the 2024 presidential election.
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Technically they grow bananas in Puerto Rico, but the amount of crop produced in PR is barely enough to cover the needs of the island's population.
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What's the old saying "Bombing for peace is like f'ing for virginity" catching some vibes similar to that here.
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6'3' 225#'s should have been our first indicator that the regime isn't very truthful.
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I'm concerned if we truly needed real leadership for a crisis or conflict. It's one thing to have an administration of smart evil people, we have incompetent evil people in this administration.
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Like a check down on 4th and 8 embarrassing? Or 38-7 embarrassing?
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All those J6'ers who received a presidential pardon on or after 1/20/2025...
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Minnesota Men's sports, show the Frost some respect.
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Doris Burke is about to get a letter from the league if she keeps talking about the lopsided officiating.
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Minnesota men's sports in a nutshell
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So does that mean that The Ohio Couch F'er is in charge for an evening?
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Maybe let's try to find a different analogy of a baseball player who wasn't charged with covering up child abuse.
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Right-wing ideology
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As a Democrat who owns guns and is looking into a silencer. They're not what the movies make them out to be. They're still about 100 db or greater. And for hunting rifles in Europe, silencers are mandatory. It's probably for the better, if you look into the history back to the 1930's and silencers.
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Yup, summer of 2019, so good.
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I 100% agree with your #1 ranking, a couple of years ago Dairy Queen had a sour patch kids Blizzard as one of their summer flavors. Top notch to mix sour patch kids and ice cream.
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There should be a clinical study to investigate the correlation between political spinlessness and accute, sudden onset amnesia when in close proximity to microphones and tv cameras.
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Rodgers and Cousins to Tatum
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New York sports venues: 2 Achilles: 0
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I will join your crusade against the infidels who slander Ms Rachel.
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If you read between the lines, what he's saying is, they know they have a problem, but until they can figure out on how to make money from fixing it, they're unable to do anything.
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Wow, even killing the Pope didn't make CNN's infographic.
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He already has the trade deals in place, but you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school.
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Translation: We ran out of redacting ink removing all evidence of Trump and his associates from the Epstein Files
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Is any NFL WR room big enough for two Caucasian WRs?
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Kurt Rudolph (@rudolph218.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a non-zero chance an intern called up a local Chinese restaurant and just handed Trump the phone.
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As long as they don't forget to turn in their homework this time
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Republicans prefer their crime the same way they take their beer and their violence. Domestic