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Kurt Rudolph

@rudolph218.bsky.social

Husband, Father, Weimaraners, Vikings, Wild, Twins, upland hunter, PF/QF, Missouri Democrat (there are dozens of us!)

created November 14, 2024

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2/9/2025, 5:22:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wet'N Reckless, that's the charge that Addison accepted in his plea deal.

27/8/2025, 7:03:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always thought authoritarianism would have more charisma, but all we're getting is a wet fart that leaves a stain.

27/8/2025, 5:13:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You mean we gave up essentially a 4th rounder for a veteran WR to play as a #2 WR for the first 3 games, then a #3. Who is an excellent route runner and possession WR for a young QB. Sign me up.

27/8/2025, 2:17:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:12:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 7:21:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's run it back even further, isn't Flash still on the open market

25/8/2025, 2:18:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All I'm saying is a 3rd round price is quite risky based on last year's performance

23/8/2025, 8:40:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not very good. He had far too many single point fantasy weeks last season.

23/8/2025, 8:32:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aldi's sells paper bags for future reference

23/8/2025, 8:14:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If anyone is better than me at Photoshop, can someone Photoshop Thielen in a Vikings jersey.

21/8/2025, 4:34:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since you've got a little extra time on your hand not having to prep for the 2026 Initials tournament, is there a short list of available veteran WRs?

20/8/2025, 3:24:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Money in the bank

19/8/2025, 3:53:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rage Against the Equipment

13/8/2025, 8:23:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I zay thiz iz a life changing zour, the wordz don't properly exprezz how GREAT thiz iz Fixed that for you.

11/8/2025, 9:20:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 10:00:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't you mean the Minnesota Saints won two of three.

6/8/2025, 8:03:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 5:03:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do it, of that is your strategy for roster construction, who am I to judge

5/8/2025, 4:52:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I replied, but I wouldn't think you're crazy. You points are valid and his situation isn't a risk you'd take on. Now, if you faded Bowers as TE1, then you're crazy.

5/8/2025, 4:47:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100%, as a Vikings fan, O-linemen will coming back from injury, probable 3 game Addison suspension, Hock is a little banged up. Positives, Vikings have neutral site away games for both AFC North opponents, an improved defense and a backfield of Jones and Mason, JJ should have less to be asked of him

5/8/2025, 3:04:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have no concern with JJ slinging it to JJ. The year that Cousins ruptured his achilles, and JJ missed ~7 games with a hamstring. Jefferson still put up a 1000 yard season with 4 QBs and missing 7 games. Jefferson is the focal point of the Vikings offense, he'll be fine.

5/8/2025, 1:19:22 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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To keep with the Arrested Development gif memes... Twins season ticket holders excited for next season...

4/8/2025, 7:57:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aaron Glenn to Fields whenever Wilson is double covered

1/8/2025, 6:08:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 4:54:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm surprised Correa wasn't considering waiving his no trade clause to his other former teams the Giants and Mets.

31/7/2025, 8:12:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 3:07:25 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've thought it to be comically funny when I hear MTG talking about the government controlling the weather. And I'm like, "oh honey, your party controls all of the federal government, so you'd only be blaming yourself."

29/7/2025, 8:15:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 5:27:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It'll be bigger news once he announces his vasectomy appointment.

21/7/2025, 10:22:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 4:23:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like excluding friends who insist on an 8-team standard scoring league?

16/7/2025, 12:06:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Math checks out

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14/7/2025, 4:37:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do 80's and 90's neck rolls factor into that equation?

14/7/2025, 4:31:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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haha, nice!

14/7/2025, 4:30:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/7/2025, 3:31:26 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/7/2025, 3:22:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So loud, even Fox News couldn't compensate for it.

14/7/2025, 3:21:50 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should move TJ Oshie to Group 8 for an all Minnesota group

11/7/2025, 2:19:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/7/2025, 7:26:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure "Hot Wheels" will get to the bottom of this.

10/7/2025, 3:31:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump translation: Russia has far less wind production per capita than the US. ourworldindata.org/grapher/wind...

8/7/2025, 4:55:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh yes, I will listen!

7/7/2025, 5:26:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because they fired everyone who could have warned them, he was blindsided and unable to make vacation plans at the last minute.

7/7/2025, 4:47:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably had a long layover on his flight to Cancun.

7/7/2025, 4:03:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's the Michael Jordan of Chicago White Sox players.

7/7/2025, 1:52:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sliding into fascism? We're sliding harder into fascism than Pete Rose sliding into home at the 1970 All-Star game.

5/7/2025, 10:33:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Josh Hawley looks like someone who only buys pre-cut watermelon in the grocery store.

4/7/2025, 2:32:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best case scenario for Trump, is that the Moscow pee tapes are still kept "secret". Worst case scenario for the US, we lose Alaska.

3/7/2025, 1:46:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can't ask them to search their soul before they vote, they've already sold their soul to their orange-god.

1/7/2025, 8:31:27 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've seen Kyler Murray take bigger strides

1/7/2025, 2:26:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its nice to see that the toddler-in-chief finally got his moat to keep the brown people out.

30/6/2025, 5:32:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Order of which GOP politcians care about: Themselves Their mega donors Their portfolio Their mistresses or secret Grindr username ... Their Family ... Their interpretation of the Bible ... A whole bunch of nonsensical issues ... Their constitutents ... Thier poor constituents ... Rule of Law

30/6/2025, 4:57:17 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cleveland Shores Detroit Diesels Philadelphia Belles

30/6/2025, 4:17:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mitch McConnell to those about to lose accessto Medicaid.

26/6/2025, 12:55:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have the trade deals, you just wouldn't know them because they go to a different school.

23/6/2025, 6:37:17 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So kinda like Jameis Winston in 2019.

23/6/2025, 2:10:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you need something for a change of pace, switch over to Rage Against the Machine.

22/6/2025, 2:28:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's probably missing Exodus 20:14 as well.

19/6/2025, 2:05:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels awkward to root for Tucker Carlson to make Rafael Edward Cruz look like a buffoon.

18/6/2025, 2:21:11 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also Thune:

16/6/2025, 8:30:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As we all know, if there's one way to get noticed by Trump it's if you're an inebriated Fox News host

15/6/2025, 2:30:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A draft dodger is forcing our brave troops to do a masturbtory parade for his birthday because he doesn’t have any real friends. Top notch loser shit.

14/6/2025, 3:53:37 PM | 3276 818 | View on Bluesky | view

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Little Richard was a visitor at our church, shook his hand as he was leaving.

13/6/2025, 2:10:32 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Israel...

13/6/2025, 12:42:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The FA portion of the 2024 presidential election was completed on January 20th, 2025, we have now entered into the FO portion of the 2024 presidential election.

11/6/2025, 9:00:14 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Technically they grow bananas in Puerto Rico, but the amount of crop produced in PR is barely enough to cover the needs of the island's population.

5/6/2025, 5:37:52 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 5:09:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's the old saying "Bombing for peace is like f'ing for virginity" catching some vibes similar to that here.

3/6/2025, 1:42:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6'3' 225#'s should have been our first indicator that the regime isn't very truthful.

2/6/2025, 4:34:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/5/2025, 6:09:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm concerned if we truly needed real leadership for a crisis or conflict. It's one thing to have an administration of smart evil people, we have incompetent evil people in this administration.

29/5/2025, 1:28:04 AM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like a check down on 4th and 8 embarrassing? Or 38-7 embarrassing?

29/5/2025, 1:25:14 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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All those J6'ers who received a presidential pardon on or after 1/20/2025...

28/5/2025, 3:52:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Minnesota Men's sports, show the Frost some respect.

27/5/2025, 3:43:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doris Burke is about to get a letter from the league if she keeps talking about the lopsided officiating.

27/5/2025, 2:05:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Minnesota men's sports in a nutshell

25/5/2025, 2:11:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So does that mean that The Ohio Couch F'er is in charge for an evening?

22/5/2025, 5:56:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe let's try to find a different analogy of a baseball player who wasn't charged with covering up child abuse.

21/5/2025, 2:29:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right-wing ideology

20/5/2025, 5:40:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/5/2025, 4:25:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/5/2025, 1:36:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a Democrat who owns guns and is looking into a silencer. They're not what the movies make them out to be. They're still about 100 db or greater. And for hunting rifles in Europe, silencers are mandatory. It's probably for the better, if you look into the history back to the 1930's and silencers.

15/5/2025, 4:58:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/5/2025, 11:23:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/5/2025, 7:09:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup, summer of 2019, so good.

14/5/2025, 6:21:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I 100% agree with your #1 ranking, a couple of years ago Dairy Queen had a sour patch kids Blizzard as one of their summer flavors. Top notch to mix sour patch kids and ice cream.

14/5/2025, 5:51:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There should be a clinical study to investigate the correlation between political spinlessness and accute, sudden onset amnesia when in close proximity to microphones and tv cameras.

14/5/2025, 3:03:55 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rodgers and Cousins to Tatum

13/5/2025, 9:07:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New York sports venues: 2 Achilles: 0

13/5/2025, 2:17:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will join your crusade against the infidels who slander Ms Rachel.

12/5/2025, 5:56:24 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you read between the lines, what he's saying is, they know they have a problem, but until they can figure out on how to make money from fixing it, they're unable to do anything.

12/5/2025, 1:23:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, even killing the Pope didn't make CNN's infographic.

5/5/2025, 4:50:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He already has the trade deals in place, but you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school.

5/5/2025, 1:39:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Translation: We ran out of redacting ink removing all evidence of Trump and his associates from the Epstein Files

1/5/2025, 5:29:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is any NFL WR room big enough for two Caucasian WRs?

28/4/2025, 1:32:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/4/2025, 2:42:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is a non-zero chance an intern called up a local Chinese restaurant and just handed Trump the phone.

25/4/2025, 12:00:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as they don't forget to turn in their homework this time

24/4/2025, 6:49:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans prefer their crime the same way they take their beer and their violence. Domestic

23/4/2025, 8:03:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view