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Is it good when you win a battle because the opposing side ran out of ammo after you built defensive positions from your dead soldiers
Abolish the death penalty expect for people that don’t pick up after their dogs
House Democrats just defeated this attempt by Republicans to censure Rep. McIver and remover her from the House Committee on Homeland Security. Final vote:
Political party discovers that higher tax rates lead to higher tax revenues.
By the time you are 35 you should have done one course of physical therapy for your neck because you slept weird in a hotel bed.
I thought he was kicked out because he hadn't shower in a week
one more sleep til kickoff
Czar of good vibes
Wait what?
Did the guy running the dealership go to college before getting busted with coke or did he do it senior year of high school
I don’t think Hashmi is as divisive as E. W. Jackson.
I am honestly surprised that it is an engineering company not a industrial/office supply company
I mean de blasio only endorsed yesterday
In all honesty I am surprised they haven’t offered to make Silwa White House rescue cat czar yet.
My homophobia is just because I am so moral.
shortened this (grim, awful) headline for you
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i honestly hate it when people try to season white rice. let the saucey food i am eating with it. season the rice
Char you are a sick fuck
Kirk’s dog probably would have been a better college QB than him.
Look it was keep quiet money after Snuffleupagus got busted for dealing coke
Rewatching Super troopers and honestly pretty crazy how most of the movie is just bits and the actual plot is relegated to the b storyline
all cops are bees?
It’s been a jam packed Labor Day — and it all started at the Lexington-Rockbridge-Buena Vista Dems breakfast and Labor Day Parade! It was great meeting so many of you in Buena Vista this morning!
Like unless you ban LGBT students and limit women to only major in home economics conservatives will always find something to complain about
Like I don’t really know how you persuade people that say universities should be defunded because they make daughters trans and accuse sons of take if you look at a women
He is getting ice cream with his daughter and also he dropped out of the election
Those 100 countries just spew greenhouse gases into the atmosphere for fun
An AP Analyst complaining about under achievers is just perfect
This is like finding out Glenn greenwald has an editor.
Wait Joe Rogan has a producer?
Fuck it they shuts bring back OG four Loko. What’s the worse thing that could happen.
Like are they too lazy to put makeup over the very big hand bruise?
I wonder why i can't get a girlfriend? Pics unrelated
Cats
Don’t forget about the dollar generals getting robbed every Thursday
It is always funny when dudes blame that bitch in HR when they get rejected from a place that does not have a HR department
Before woke I was able to eat a mountain of sugar without getting sick. We must go back.
Abigaíl: I like Virginia and want it to succeed Earle-Sears(campaign lights barely staying on): Virginia must pay and all laid off federal workers are sacrifice for God Trumps master plans
Is this minutes the dogs spent walking?
She is totally winning by 20 points.
The next dem admin is going to do ful austerity and people like David will have no one to blame but himself
I mean that is the position of a prominent planning commissioner
The best American cuisine is what looks like trying to make Dinner with random stuff in the fridge.
I wonder which RW pundit is going to be the first to shave their head
Gamecocks are up 7-2 against Virginia Tech
I always find it funny when Jill stein voters act like they get to be king makers
I swear that even when Dems do something good (pass amendment 1) it Doesn’t mean shit to a lot of people
Is there something we need to know about Bob Ferguson?
Elects not eject.
Also like Washington ejects is governor during presidential years and I don’t think Fergusonis going to sign anything anti trans in the next two years
I can honestly see why Gunn had to make Luther unapologetically evil. Like no one is going to defend a dude who kidnaps a dog
youtu.be/iLcsiYu35E4?...
Ok is she too careless to realize that the blanked out word here is ”Jews” or is she fully over the edge?
This is how you re establish the Roosevelt dynasty
I feel like the post having to say that in print is not exactly a good sign
Joe Biden is out buying ice cream while everyone is asking whether Trump is dead.
EXPELLED. REVERED
I mean FAU getting destroyed is what they deserve
God I hate the media.
Minnesota will remain a safe place for our trans friends and neighbors. You are welcome and needed in Minnesota.
And the main reason Ford would have done it is because he would be allowed to fly an actual F14
There has to be an universe out there where if the macross North Americans rights weren’t fucked up we would have e gotten a Harrison Ford led adaptation after the success of Independence Day
like i do not think Trump is punching holes into the west wing walls
I am still made that him and Kris Kristofferson never did an western together as old men
Honestly i am still shocked he was able to survive the journey to and from the pacific northwest in 1859
I still say that Matt Stoller would have pushed for the break up of Sears in the 1900s because it made southern general stores uncompetitive.
Next dem admin needs to keep Lina Khan as far away as possible.
We must prevent faculty from force queering their own children at all costs. Why yes I am a totally rational person
He better get some watermelon before kickoff
Since there are only two genders Army was forced to transition their offense to the double option.
Like you don’t play this on repeat unless you are at least a bit questioning youtu.be/mdBVJbzkoqo?...
less than one week til NFL Kickoff
I wonder if you showed RFK jr followers this drug if they would want it banned
Minor league players are read bedtime stories where if they don’t practice enough they have to play for the Rockies
I wonder what needs to happen by end of September and if a fire RFK demand could be leverage
I wonder what is the biggest delta between trailer reaction to movie quality youtu.be/E-OT5kRdL84?...
Every author should be free to remove their work from AI training models except George R. R. Martin. You ain’t finishing the series man.
Can’t wait til the libertarians say banning non consensual ai porn fakes is actually a first amendment issue.
Honestly could probably get Trump to do anything if we promised to replace the star spangled banner with memory from cats
Scheming vizers in my cabinet?
I half expect Don Jr to make a run.
It was wild
Enteral screaming into the void?
Bennett can’t get elected fat enough
Wait what?
Has anyone checked Trumps polling with millennials?
Welp guess who figured out a new way to explain bad tariff policy to his kids.
And Chris Hayes finally learned why you shouldn’t disturb a wasp nest.
And also the publisher of the Nation is pro-Putin.
Mea while British cuisine still hasn’t bounced back from rationing
Where is Heero when you need him?
Eyes emoji etc
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
It never happens with GOP, but too damn often in our party folks try to build themselves up by tearing Dems down. You can demand better from us without pissing all over the house we’ve built together. I’m sick of it. If you make a name for yourself by trashing the party, I’m calling you out.
macfarlane has like the biggest delta between when he sucks and when he is on.
If our adversaries were smart they would wait until a shutdown happens to do a terrorist attack so the media will blame the Dems.
Can’t wait til we hear wrong Rock because Dem demands are removal of RFK Jr and/or ending of impounding/restoration of recession cuts instead of demanding John Robert’s head in a pike