His eyes look like pissholes in the snow.
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His eyes look like pissholes in the snow.
True enough, but they can make MAGA believe anything 🤣
They are buying time. Need to find Bigfoot, shave him, dip him in fence paint, find another dead ferret, and squash him into a tacky blue suit. They will need a fairly convincing body double.🤷
They'll need to find a sasquatch for the body double first.
They will have a job on, finding someone else as grotesque as him to impersonate him🤣
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Have they put more gold tat in the Oval office?
Is he holding his hand to stop it shaking?
He's got a face you would never tire of slapping.
Has Penny stopped fighting?
Colin from Portsmouth will be chuffed 🤣
Woop woop, look at my brain dead boyfriend asking stupid arse questions 🙄
Jesus! He's fucking married? Someone needs to question their really poor life choices 😱🤦♀️
Bollocks! He's turning up mob handed because Trump and Vance can't be trusted to fucking behave themselves.
I know, bloody terrifying isnt it 😱
Don't be daft, the world is going to go to hell in a handcart 🤣. Either that or Trump keels over 🤞
Look at him squatting on that chair! Useless great lummox🤢
Newsome will have a field day with this.
I see the BBC cut the part where Trump was clapping like a trained seal before Putin approached. Disgraceful.
Anyone else praying for him to go arse over tit down the steps or was it just me?
Ew🤢😱
🤣🤣🤣 I doubt Trump has ever eaten a piece of fruit though
He's bleating this morning about letting his knuckle draggers into the HOL. Nothing like being man of the people eh?
Instead of '(THE CRIMINAL PRESIDENT)' should have been '(SOME SAY THE SENILE AND STINKY PRESIDENT)', make him properly lose his mind🤣
Jesus wept
He's awesome! Their front paw placement will always be unbelievably cute😍
I'm all right Jack, sod everyone else. Entitled prick.
You are allowing this fucking degenerate to turn your gaff into a fucking bordello and no one is saying anything! 😱🤬🤢
Said I loved you....but I lied. Michael Bolton.
Don't let the eyes fool you, they are all planning world domination🤣
Oh dear! Prepare for another ritual humiliation 🤦♀️. He's going to make a complete tit of himself😱🤬
Oh fuck off! Does he honestly think we believe this bollocks?🤬
Jesus God in heaven its fucking awful🤢😳
Didn't she hack someone's website and boast about it? Not exactly a paragon of virtue is she?
A massive fuck off gold statue of himself.
He's a bone idle git.
Germania.
There aren't enough shoes in the world to throw at this mad cow.
They are all fucking insane.
Fucking idiot thought he could handle Jamie Raskin?🤦♀️🤣🤣
That's a slippery slope breakfast if ever I saw one 🤣🤣
I doubt he remembers all his kids, there's zero chance he remembers this loon.
I just want one of them to stand up and say they aren't listening to this shite anymore and walk out.
He's not worth the skin off a rice pudding. There's not enough money in the world to make him a decent human being.
Christ alive, we see enough of this oafs exterior, nobody wants to see the fuckers interior too🤦♀️
Looking at the Oval Office renovations, it probably only cost about 50 quid.
The wrong racist with shitty hair, but we are getting closer. Is Vance about?
It will be his mum.
Oaf.
No, no, no, not any of the others, the burnt orange one, and just the burnt orange one!
Be fair, he didn't exactly start at a high point did he? I've got potted plants with more acuity. The morons and degenerates he surrounds himself with probably can't see any difference.
Im 🏴, we call it jam. Blackcurrant jam on buttery toast is amazing. Can't do the peanut butter and jam thing🤷.
She looks like MTGs slightly more enlightened sister 😱
I guess they have to decide how much of his base he needs to lose before they hang the fucker out to dry🤷. He must have some sense that the noose is tightening, that's why he's terrified.
Well, Vance and Murdoch are going to see this and speed up their plotting, aren't they? 😳jfc
No fear of him being invited into one is there🤣
Maybe someone can go to the loo and dig out the Epstein files. They'll be under the top secret classified stuff.
Nice! Salmonella and fries anyone?
Some of us can't help making tits of ourselves when abroad.
Can Mr Schiff sue him?
Or sense of smell 🤷
Poor old Donnie! Has Rupert no compassion for his knackered veins?🤣
I see they kept the sleeves short so they don't drag along the floor with his knuckles.
What about Chronic Intelligence Insufficiency?
Bollocks! Does she think we just come up the river on a bike?🤬
Aww, poor overworked, unwell baby! Really fishing for sympathy, isn't he 🤣🤣🤣
More Mehdi Hasans needed and less Jake Tappers methinks!
He's a brick with ears and cushion stuffing.
Nope, that's not fucking creepy at all 😳
She hangs about with ICE agents. Does that make her a criminal too?
Hell frozen over, has it?
Well the shared brain cell can only go around so many 🤷, poor old 30p Lee hasn't had it for ages.
I should be sorting out food, but im being hypnotised by Andre Agassi 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely, they can bin off Castle as soon as they like.
This probably sounded brilliant the night before when he'd already downed a bottle of scotch.
Being dipped in ronseal is so much better.
👌🤞👏👏👏
Nightmare fuel 🤢😳, imagine that fucker giving you the glad eye😱🤢
There isn't enough airbrushing in the world to make that twat look appealing 🤣. Nice try though.🤣🤢
Have you been recruited to look for Musks evil lair?
Stewed poo and stale fake tan? Who wouldn't want to smell like that😳🤢🤬
She will end up looking like Laura Loomer🤣🤣.
I've put on the weight for you just reading that! Yikes! BTW I dont understand bagels at all, very weird food(I'm 🏴🤣)
He's got a face you would never tire of slapping. Smug git 🤬
They are all beyond pathetic.
There are manky toe nail clippings more intelligent and interesting than that whole fucking family.
The Anglofuturism Institute? Is this a new Tufton Street outfit? Never heard of it.
The first family
How she doesn't jump over the desk and slap that passive aggressive bitch i dont know.
Wow, I see she's not content with making a complete arse of herself just on national telly😳. Nige is going to bin her off isnt he🤦♀️. Maybe she can be the new Tory leader.
