I just don’t know how anyone can still not see that they have no intention of transferring power be it by stolen, ignored or cancelled elections. So many of their actions are things they’d end up in prison for under a non-politicized DOJ.
I just don’t know how anyone can still not see that they have no intention of transferring power be it by stolen, ignored or cancelled elections. So many of their actions are things they’d end up in prison for under a non-politicized DOJ.
I have overheard a ton of conversations since 2020 & I can’t even count how many times I heard “The Dems don’t do anything” and/or “They make promises to get your vote then excuses when they get it”
And a kiddie pool filled with McDonalds hamburgers
Trump: (red-faced & spitting while screaming about how the streets will flow red with the blood of registered democrats) Hakeem Jeffries: (being dragged out sobbing by DHS agents) I just wanted to hug him & say I’m here when he’s ready to find common ground!
I was talking to a Walmart manager once while I was waiting for them to load a TV in my vehicle & we got to talking about limited release snacks. He told me when Pepsi did the limited run retro 80s style cans he couldn’t keep them in stock more than 2 days & mostly casual shoppers grabbing them too
*Representative making “hmmmmm huhhhhhh” sounds while reading “Try to keep him paying for phone he doesn’t have as long as possible!” message on screen*
They’re gonna start inventing supervillains for Trump to stop with his unparalleled mind.
Lol at all of you fools with TDS. The longer it goes without starting the MORE alive he gets!
All you need to know about these people is their interest in a platform centers on how helpful it is in tricking people into thinking that they’re a big deal.
Fun but I need the 90s to properly feed the beast. This does nothing to sooth my desire to just yell “Jermaine Allensworth!” at the grocery store.
Funny enough the NFL originally pitched “America’s Team” to the Steelers.
My cousin takes her kids to a church that recently demolished half of the playground to build a pickleball court. She said within 2 days a guy, who now had an excuse to be hanging out near a children’s playground, got arrested for trying to lure a little girl into his car & the court was gone.
“Art Schlichter was a tremendous QB who threw a very good foot ball & a good customer at my very successful casino…”
“As you can see I am still very much the most capeable for the job even in death!”
There was no way they were winning this game regardless of who the coach was but no doubt the Belichick embarrassments have made it very hard for these guys to find something to play for beyond the transfer portal or draft class rankings.
Spoken like a man who was in the meeting where an owner allegedly told a small market team something like “Your fans will get to see the best players come to town & it won’t matter if you’re any good”
The assumed plan seems to be stopping just short of making teens have unprotected sex at gunpoint during study hall.
In hindsight he was probably hoping to William Henry Harrison himself with his big birthday parade. Curse that pleasant summer weather!
Surely a full head of very healthy looking hair under that cap!
Vance is still dangerous because he’s thoroughly owned by the oligarchs but as I said back in November, no one’s cutting off their friends & family for him. GOP congress & senate will feel no (minimal at best) pressure to cave to him on stuff their constituents don’t want.
Everything feels like something from an old THQ game storymode
They’ll be on the trains to the prison camps telling everyone else they heard it’s the most luxurious resort in the world & all the video footage on the news was faked by the liberal media.
Unbelievable we have a potential “Trump Admin tries to hide his death” situation over Labor Day Weekend, the exact time “Weekend at Bernie’s” takes place
7-4 is hilarious.
Fire Dept determines fire a threat to community but leaves it burning for now
Nah he got everything he needed from her as she nuked her re-election chances to please him. He probably even demanded she do this early to avoid any polls showing how unpopular she & his policies are.
I don’t care if the Giants go 1-16, this season was already a winner getting to watch Jerry compare this to Jimmy Johnson fleecing the Vikings for Herschel Walker with all of the confidence of a talk-radio caller saying of the 6th round pick forced by injury to start at QB “Remember Tom Brady”.
Sir the submission period for Meltdown May ended on June 1st.
Melania rolling her eyes as she receives the dozenth “Do you want to talk to him in case it’s your last chance?” text of the week when Trump needs to take a shit.
The MLB App is very consistent in deciding that when I, a Yankee fan, select to view the box score of a Yankees game I want to see the other team’s stats first.
JFC that Cardinals one
Another gig for Fat Sackapee
Yeah it’s all they can do. The DOGE twerps will be throwing tubes of diseases at non-white pedestrians from vehicles on Monday regardless of what the CDC does, might as well try to get a speech or 2 on network news.
Research Scientist: (examining sample substance from RFK Jr’s toenail in microscope) This is incredible I’ve already found 4 previously undiscovered forms of bacteria…
I am generally against rebranding something iconic, like I hated Doritos changing their package design & things like that. However I can’t imagine making that my biggest worry in life & if it’s the sort of thing that occupies space in Trump’s swiss cheese brain I’d re-think my focus on it.
Not to mention voter roll purges & when they’re allowed to do them, the intentional voter interference tactics at the polls, bombing drop boxes, etc. Cheating has been acceptable long enough that checkmate is going to be much easier for them than many realize.
“These vaccines don’t work & are dangerous but coincidentally will be available for the demographic that votes for us”
1. Ryan Murphy must be stopped 2. Perhaps Trump is America’s punishment for not making Pacific Rim a hit domestically
It’ll be funny when it ends up that Hager was the case that finally opened Tony’s eyes that Jericho just wanted everyone he ever heard call Obama the n-word a job in AEW & he could permanently install himself in the main event picture if the roster was 75% unhirable chuds who worship him.
Can’t wait to photoshop that to his swollen ankles sticking out of the barrel when he dies next month.
Sincerely delaying an extended stay in France because I want to be here when he dies.
“Ok that confession was actually the REAL lie but this one is the truth…haha gotcha! That was also a lie. The original lie was the actual truth…which is also a lie because the real truth is there was never a lie at all”
The Republicans could end this anytime they want but they’re too afraid of getting death threats from guys who get winded taking a piss.
Thanks everyone definitely fucking cares about this.
October 31st & a bunch of republicans will try to get Halloween banned next year because “leftist witches used spells to kill the big strong perfectly healthy president”.
“I don’t understand. A bunch of loons online who hate the same things I hate who may not even leave their own homes, in places nowhere near me, all told me my restaurant was a genius idea & to even save a table for them!”
Yeah & not that it was exactly the same thing but if we consider this along with Biden & Reagan (far worse & clearly abuse/exploitation!) there needs to be serious changes to both how White House doctors are appointed/kept & the Presidential Physical which is a gigantic fucking charade.
To clarify I don’t mean this Kool-Aid thing. It was a baseball card show at a mall.
Ah the childhood memories that come back of having to pretend to be excited to meet Johnny Bench while he acted like a jerk & my dad being proud of me for (genuinely, as I was like 5 & he retired when I was a baby) for asking him if he could get me Don Mattingly’s autograph when he offered me his.
BK has done it twice the last couple of years to middling results. I think the reason it’s always going to fail for the big 2 is they’re so addicted to their “efficiency” & the processes involved that the majority of employees aren’t going to feel comfortable preparing as necessary.
I believe so far all of these felony charges have been swatted out Mutombo style. Like the sandwich thrower’s felony was trashed & that was way more “justified” than this shit.
Boone just really wants his walk-off against them in the 2003 ALCS to be the last big moment versus the Red Sox. It’s hard to say how winning might impact that.
Snoop when bigot fascists are in charge
It’s incredible we went from “American celebs should avoid doing commercials in America to protect their image” & to now where they’re all on TV every 8 minutes promoting a mobile game.
There are just so many more of them & verified!
This place went from 2012 Twitter to 2018 Twitter over the summer.
Awesome that Manfred bent the knee for Trump just to get publicly shit on by him anyway. A thing only everyone even vaguely familiar with Trump would’ve predicted!
This feels like too soon for them to send out feelers to see if the Fairy Godmother of Washed QBs still resides somewhere near Minneapolis.
Very late on a R train we took because it was super hot & subway station smelled like piss. Guy fell asleep in a seat across from my friend. The guy woke up startled suddenly & my friend immediately said “It was the black sleep of Kali” & the man gave a confused glance before going back to sleep
Yeah Ronny’s already done but Trump’s taken physicals in the last year & almost certainly received an extensive exam after the assassination attempt.
Any state sending military to the targeted cities should get blacklisted by every touring artist who claims to stand against Trump.
If Trump croaks from CHF every doctor who claimed he was in perfect health should lose their medical license.
I think Jaxson Dart has looked great but I also thought Daniel Jones looked good before he came down with a crippling fear of throwing the ball more than 5 yards down field.
None of the billionaires backing him are fans either. Just that like you, they really dig his whole “Every American dollar should belong to us even if it’s in a working class citizen’s bank account” thing.
Yeah & even to my unqualified eyes the shadow of death is approaching for a big old hug. bsky.app/profile/ryan...
I’d imagine it’s just the same hope he’s going to essentially end regulations most broadcasters are kissing Trump’s ass for.
The funniest part of this is he used to be an athletic guy.
I also keep seeing ppl with this opinion post their other socials on sites run by companies who are aiding the Trump admin & would absolutely share data on users talking about organizing against them.
SWAT them constantly
“Garbage vs everyone but the Yankees” is the new “If he’s making his MLB debut against the Yankees we’re in for at least 5 hitless innings”
Time to join a bunch of far-right message boards & chats to talk about how hospice is woke.
Hopeful lesson that placating these people in any way is a waste of time because they’re too fucking dumb to recognize it.
Al Michaels is the very rare funny right-wing grouch.
They try to make you feel like you’re watching a 70s sci-fi thing then the end credits will roll over 90s alternative rock tracks.
I actually agree that a general strike is a better strategy & I’d also like to put the NFL teams on notice that if the Giants find a kicker with 90+ yard FG range it’s over for you hoes.
I really don’t think Trump has much longer & that has nothing to do with his weird comments to Fox News. I’ve been around a fair number of elderly people as they neared the end & Trump looks like most of them.
Look at my fucking pizza box
Yeah this is the hate crime equivalent to telling the cop you “didn’t see” the posted speed limit
“People will be forced to respect me” being the main selling point in joining up too.
“The good news is that we will continue hosting (true crime podcast) together” HOURS LATER… “Oh yeah & we will continue to co-parent our children”
Unfortunately the caption grossly misunderstood what happened. She gets cheered for saying this & there is one person booing, & honestly they might be booing the woman who asked the question.
He probably thinks his only failure was not getting to compromise his student loan relief bill to death with the GOP into something where instead of forgiving debt you can earn up to 6% off interest by volunteering to collect garbage before work.
NY Times: President Trump’s plan to take control over elections is perhaps too bold for a nation stuck in its ways
“We’re getting more & more cases where angry letters have ‘I actually love what you are doing!’ in secret invisible ink on the back”
I’ve given this thing a voice that could revive ventriloquist acts.
Real ones know this is a tremendous pre-gaming movie.
Thanks for making it so this woman can indefinitely represent a district that hates her guts, Andrew Cuomo!
Ruben Sierra Exception
Sure, but that mattering is a whole other issue.
My awakening came when things I was watching on TV & not tweeting about started becoming the predominant theme of the “For You” tab. Not even Smart TV apps, stuff I was watching on blu-ray would somehow finds its way into my feed.
So our drunk asses started counting every religious reference, visible crosses be it jewelry or tattoo & by the time we hit the post-game prayer circle we were just laughing & sneaking in “32!” when we could catch our breath.
Years ago I was watching at a friend’s uncle’s house because the Giants were in the playoff race but I was home for Christmas & there was no streaming companion to Sunday Ticket then. I don’t even remember what set him off, but the uncle was like “You’ll hear that 20 times but nothing about God”
Because they assumed Trump would slink away like an embarrassed cat & prevent them from having to “sully the sterling image of American government” by sending a US President to prison. Instead Trump & his lawyers figured out once it dragged out long enough he could get away with it AND rule for life
I would urge as many people as possible to remind the GOP what Plan B is for the American people when they try to prevent the civil way of removing them from office from happening.
unbelievable that there is basically nothing to prevent landlords from deciding how much of a renter’s income they want each year, & for most ppl their entry into this system is “Sorry we don’t think you can afford a $700 mortgage on 4 BR home & you’re better off paying $1200 for a 2 BR apartment”
Not to mention a big reason the lie & white washing J6 worked on uninformed-low informed voters is they never had him arrested for his role in the attempted insurrection, the most damning immediately available evidence being him saying it was understandable why the rioters wanted to hang Pence
Also keeping the confusing part of the name but getting rid of the NBC part is pure win.
Or a magazine that only exists in the waiting rooms of doctors who treat multiple scleroses
