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Ryan Carson

@rycarson.bsky.social

Attorney in Seattle. That’s my cat, Manny. He only looks annoyed, but really he’s a pretty mellow dude.

created August 13, 2023

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Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup.

2/9/2025, 12:49:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you so much for skeeting this!

2/9/2025, 12:11:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

We got you on the West Coast, Ben.

30/8/2025, 6:14:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social)

Thinking about weekend at Bernie’s for no particular reason.

30/8/2025, 6:13:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

We already have fake Melania, so why not have fake Trump too?

30/8/2025, 6:11:01 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I was today years old when I realized this.

30/8/2025, 3:25:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a soft spot for Courtney Love in The People vs. Larry Flynt.

30/8/2025, 3:21:28 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Right? You actually have to be doing the job to get the stress I would think.

30/8/2025, 2:37:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maybe It Will Happen Today (@today-maybe.bsky.social) reposted

Digital illustration. On top of a grassy hill are a stack of dimensionally-rendered letters reading ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’. A bunny and a squirrel and a bird and a butterfly are nearby. A little mouse is poking its head out of the’O’ in ‘Today’. There are flowers and colorful mushrooms in the grass. A friendly orange sun in a blue sky with one puffy cloud is the background.
21/4/2025, 2:35:05 PM | 198 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Unconstitutional, but in sports terms. 'Murica.

29/8/2025, 4:48:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t put that evil out into the world!!!

29/8/2025, 3:30:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll put in the chip bag for you all.

29/8/2025, 1:30:43 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social)

Radiohead OK Computer release show at the Troubadour.

29/8/2025, 12:38:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope she gets a grand jury like the sandwich guy did.

28/8/2025, 5:47:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the "should concern democrats and republicans alike" that does it for me. Like man, do you even recall your own presidency?

28/8/2025, 5:38:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

The show is so bananas, I'm not even sure which life form you are referring to.

28/8/2025, 5:33:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Stancil had a good thread on this yesterday. It's important to challenge these illegal firings, and make them go through all of the steps necessary and do it loudly. Whatever the result of the lawsuit, her efforts are not wasted.

28/8/2025, 5:14:24 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted

Yesterday, HSI and MPD set up a checkpoint on Rhode Island Ave in DC. Neighbors stood on either end, holding signs saying “LA MIGRA ADELATE.” As HSI and MPD started to pack it up, residents told them, “we don’t think you’re good Americans” and “fuck you guys, go home.”

28/8/2025, 4:27:34 PM | 1183 271 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter

28/8/2025, 2:53:27 AM | 10757 3616 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senator Patty Murray (@murray.senate.gov) reposted

I had serious doubts about CDC Director Monarez’s willingness to stand up against RFK Jr.’s personal mission to destroy public health in America—I’m glad that I was wrong. If there are any adults left in the White House: we cannot let RFK Jr. burn what's left of CDC. FIRE HIM.

28/8/2025, 12:51:59 AM | 12195 3016 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senator Patty Murray (@murray.senate.gov) reposted reply parent

RKF Jr. is a dangerous man who is determined to abuse his authority to act on truly terrifying conspiracy theories and disinformation—leaving us unprepared for the next deadly pandemic and snuffing out potential cures while he’s at it. My full statement.

28/8/2025, 12:51:59 AM | 3975 1185 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reuters (@reuters.com) reposted

US CDC chief exits after weeks in role, three top officials resign reut.rs/4mDISOM

27/8/2025, 10:35:04 PM | 90 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, you really don't want to write those thoughts (that I totally share) down in any medium.

27/8/2025, 5:30:39 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved the part where the "kids" were discussing it (with childlike naivete). Democracy "didn't work" so the corporations came in, took over, and fixed it. lol.

27/8/2025, 4:26:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

"The Five"

27/8/2025, 4:24:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

translation: I poured millions of gallons onto fields in the middle of winter, where it promptly ran off into smaller streams, and then into rivers, and then into...you guessed it, the Pacific Ocean.

26/8/2025, 10:28:09 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep to #1; they are frustrated with democracy; frustrated that their perceived enemies are not being sufficiently punished; and convinced that a strongman can put things right (in their mind).

25/8/2025, 10:08:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

of course he did.

25/8/2025, 5:36:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Inshallah.

25/8/2025, 4:58:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

No, but that day will one day come.

25/8/2025, 4:54:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they get your Creedence tapes?

25/8/2025, 4:54:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

In Trump's America, drug company pays you to take their products.

25/8/2025, 4:43:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social)

It could happen today. Why not?

25/8/2025, 3:32:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Brawndo?

24/8/2025, 3:51:31 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

If they were so much better at it, why’d they need to gerrymander the hell out of every purple state?

23/8/2025, 11:01:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Here comes the shadow docket!

23/8/2025, 5:28:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

when president AOC announces that the government owns 10% of Exxon Mobil, it's going to be lit!

22/8/2025, 10:35:25 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Also. I think we can safely question her concept of “appropriate.”

22/8/2025, 9:47:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't disagree that the war ultimately ended because of cratering support in congress related to costs and financial concerns (as well as of course not achieving any meaningful progress in the war).

22/8/2025, 9:33:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I used the phrase "galvanizing the anti-war movement" was to specify the reaction as to the resistance, not to whether or not the broader public sided with the protestors or whether that sentiment translated to cratering support for the war.

22/8/2025, 9:25:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

As I have said, I'm absolutely not hoping for that.

22/8/2025, 9:23:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

50. I am not hoping for it, but the OP suggests that the regime is hoping for a violent confrontation, with the implication that it would strengthen their hand. I'm questioning that premise.

22/8/2025, 9:21:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

As to that person, specifically, who I can't say is trolling or engaging in bad faith?

22/8/2025, 9:20:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

No reason to get snippy.

22/8/2025, 9:11:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

only 15, eh? I agree with your sentiment, unfortunately.

22/8/2025, 8:52:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social)

Sanity prevails. Not sure I'd call it justice, though.

22/8/2025, 8:48:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I am curious about whether public opinion would go that way under the current circumstances.

22/8/2025, 8:34:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Certainly explains putting Stephen Miller out there more and more. That guy has never had any nuance or restraint.

22/8/2025, 7:54:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

It would be one of these: www.mdd.uscourts.gov/magistrate-j...

22/8/2025, 6:38:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Just try to come to Seattle, bro! We'll have a nice conversation with you, make some vague plans to hang out later, and then we'll just not do that. Yeah! That's how we do it, son!

22/8/2025, 5:08:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

So, did the U.S. Attorney bullshit the warrant application? How any judge gives these people any credence is beyond me.

22/8/2025, 5:04:02 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Kent State a galvanizing event for the anti-war movement in this country? Is the supposition that we don't live in that America anymore and there would be an opposite reaction?

22/8/2025, 4:46:42 PM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Yates Sexton (@jysexton.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Fascism isn’t just a political project, it’s a metastasizing of millions of peoples’ unhappiness that would swallow them whole if they didn’t project it outward, and so it is harnessed like a weapon to forward some of the most self-destructive ideas and plans imaginable.

22/8/2025, 12:25:32 AM | 362 96 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Cry Havok! Let slip the dogs of war on Cracker Barrell.

21/8/2025, 10:25:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Especially after Target.

21/8/2025, 10:25:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Sodd Tarnes

21/8/2025, 10:01:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a tool, and I mean that literally. What he's doing can be useful to us in this task, but that's about as far as it goes.

21/8/2025, 4:06:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social)

Dobson is dead and Obergefell is alive. Rest in Piss, asshole.

21/8/2025, 4:04:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social)

Father Coughlin died again?

21/8/2025, 3:30:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. There is no way normies look at him and do anything but recoil in horror.

21/8/2025, 6:27:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

*actually the complete opposite of that

20/8/2025, 10:20:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

The man with the Midas* touch!

20/8/2025, 10:20:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

The information environment is poisoned. Relying on the "mainstream" media to conduct said weeks-long conversation without a leftist media apparatus pushing them to do so, and keeping it in the news is folly.

20/8/2025, 6:55:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't bet against them trying.

20/8/2025, 6:35:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

The people in this regime genuinely hate Americans. Probably all of us, really.

20/8/2025, 6:27:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

in groups and out groups, laws binding and protecting, things of that nature.

20/8/2025, 6:26:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

still calling it a "crime crackdown" I see. You can't seriously be this credulous, right?

19/8/2025, 10:11:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, I get that there is a shortage, and yes you usually would address that with money (at least in the short run), but I think the city should rethink how they deploy the police given this situation rather than throwing more money at the problem.

19/8/2025, 8:06:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

You will have to pry my Fukushima special shrimp cocktail out of my cold, dead, irradiated hands.

19/8/2025, 5:38:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social)

#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe The Big Lebowski Adaptation No Country for Old Men The Two Towers Full Metal Jacket Groundhog Day Dr. Strangelove Parenthood Chinatown The Empire Strikes Back Aliens Hard Boiled 24 Hour Party People Best in Show Dazed and Confused

19/8/2025, 6:11:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Wilson (@reportbywilson.bsky.social) reposted

🚨NEW: Stewart Rhodes, founder and former leader of the far right militia group the Oath Keepers, said that it’s time to get the group 'back up and running' — and Donald Trump should 'call up' the militia.

18/8/2025, 9:32:24 PM | 1166 612 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social)

Trump won 65+ by 3 points, so of course the question is whether or not the Dems should try to shield these voters from the effects of their vote, not whether, you know, Trump and the GOP should deliver for these folks.

18/8/2025, 7:37:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Sub-optimally, but yes.

18/8/2025, 6:32:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

It would not be the worst thing for health, water quality, climate, etc. if Americans responded to higher prices by consuming less beef.

18/8/2025, 6:12:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

The Marshawn Lynch school of politics. I'll take it.

18/8/2025, 5:54:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

As a Mariner's fan, I don't hate this (IKIK). It's well-documented that the Ms log more travel miles per season than any other team, partly b/c they play in a division with the Astros and Rangers. So, if this is paired with more focus on interdivisional play, that wouldn't be too horrible.

18/8/2025, 4:41:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Oblivious Plaintiff’s attorney or absolutely not oblivious plaintiff’s attorney?

18/8/2025, 2:46:10 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

And of course, 2016, which seems like the real breaking point.

16/8/2025, 8:10:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

He turns his head to the right and the body follows.

15/8/2025, 9:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, where do they come to the conclusion that it’s temporary?

15/8/2025, 5:42:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

By “this motherfucker,” do you mean Jeffries?

15/8/2025, 5:16:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

“They are unanimous in their hate for me, and I welcome their hatred.”

15/8/2025, 4:27:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I most certainly do not. If he's the choice after the primary, I will of course vote for him over the fascist regime, but that doesn't mean I'll vote for him in a democratic primary.

15/8/2025, 3:24:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Bought off at worst; completely out of touch with reality at best.

15/8/2025, 5:22:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

He was always fake and oily, but it was the homeless encampment sweeps that did it for me. He looked like a total psychopath out there.

15/8/2025, 2:34:57 AM | 82 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree with her in terms of a long term goal, but there is no way you could get there without control of congress.

15/8/2025, 12:57:47 AM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, the balls on some members of my profession.

15/8/2025, 12:00:46 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

In their fever dreams, that's already happening, so these moves are retributive in nature.

14/8/2025, 9:32:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

If only there was some sort of objective reality NPR could rely on rather than what the Dem mayors “say.”

14/8/2025, 8:04:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, just another Warren Court decision to be attacked and gutted by our FedSoc SCOTUS.

14/8/2025, 7:55:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

There were already several cities where the mayors and councils had very little control of the local police. Now add federal troops that they have zero control over and the police state is complete. We are in for some really hard, violent times, I'm afraid.

14/8/2025, 7:18:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm thinking their contribution to the score here is based on the totality of their existence rather than the current condition. I say, as a Mariners fan myself.

13/8/2025, 7:39:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Hawks are the only reason that's not a 99.

13/8/2025, 7:37:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh so money is woman-coded now? Like travel? I see how it is.

13/8/2025, 6:13:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

“Cultural directives?” What in the Pol Pot is this nonsense?

13/8/2025, 1:57:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Medlock (@jdcmedlock.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I think basically minimum wage should be enough to keep an adult comfortably out of poverty and universal child benefits on top of that should scale to keep parents out of poverty.

12/8/2025, 3:57:49 AM | 42 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s been killing me that when I think of the mar-a-lago look, I had a vague remembrance of a figure, cartoon maybe, but you nailed it. That ventriloquist dummy was kicking around up there and I just couldn’t place it.

12/8/2025, 6:16:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

I love that these dudes just can’t help but broadcast to the world that they are complete weenies.

12/8/2025, 3:00:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Carson (@rycarson.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. That’s gorgeous!

12/8/2025, 1:09:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view