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Howling at this
Either it’s just him going to say complete gibberish as a sign of life thing and everyone is going to ignore the fact it’s gibberish or they’re going to start bombing Venezuela ten minutes before it start and announce it
I appreciate this so much! It’s been a very weird but fulfilling couple of months
Seeing my pronouns in my wife’s post is fucking incredible
pegged my wife and then made them a charcuterie board (it’s their birthday month hell yeah)
buck angel is the end goal of a lot of transmasculine politics online......a man who accepts being called a biological female and his own innate womanhood who appeals entirely to the cis gaze through acts of sexual humiliation and violence against trans women.
Also (and I know you’ll reactively disagree but you know I’m mostly right) you DO love a fight and sometimes having a fight gets in the way of real posting
That’s fair and I totally get it. 4K is quite a big size audience for this corner of bsky and you do attract some gibbering assholes into its orbit with your always correct takes
Goddamnit you have to have a similar when you come back because otherwise I don’t know you’re here for months lmao
You can just do rituals, it’s amazing. You can focus intent to manifest something.
Incredible hand strength
Did a magickal ritual and now we’re listening to Oasis and drinking pornstar martinis and I am ravenously hungry, which I think is a sign I used a lot of energy in the ritual.
You’re too powerful
Journalist: Would you personally set fire to an asylum hotel? Keir Starmer: Yes, I would.
A lot of places put their flags at half mast after the shooting at the catholic school last week, so I wonder how many of them have just forgotten to put them back up
Hahahaha
This is what happens to you when you fail to change the hierarchy of power in the DC universe.
100%
I use several social media platforms and read 3-5 books concurrently. The same snobbish tendencies that being online is lesser than reading is the same knee jerk reaction that listening to audiobooks isn’t the same as reading.
Nobody wants normies here! Normies have their own platforms (Facebook). Normies very often become the worst kind of reactionary. Normies read the shitty fantasy wizard series by a famous bigot and refuse to listen to any arguments why they shouldn’t read it!
When he says people are mean on here what he means is the existing user base, is mean to people who want to throw them under the bus so they themselves are less oppressed.
When saying he wants “normies here” @jamesrball.com 100% means libs that think trans people shouldn’t be playing sports or using public toilets.
Waiting until the middle of the month to order it so it looks like I’m jumping on a trend
Summoning the ghost of Jack Kirby to come and [redacted] Brevoort with a hammer.
There was a lot of blood but it stopped quite quickly. Yesterday I lost the ball off the stud in my other ear and had to put a hoop in. Bad weekend for my ears I guess haha
I will push biscuits and gravy on them like a preacher on a mission down the Amazon
I used to be one of those people who believed the propaganda that it was impartial but it never ever was in hindsight
I just caught the back of my ear stud on my phone case and pulled the ball almost completely through my ear
It took me a couple of years to get into chicken fried steak, as a ‘foreigner’ but now I totally get it, as a dish
Chicken fried steak is so incredible and I am gatekeeping it from my friends and family from the uk
The bbc is rotten from the top down and always has been
This is going to make me immune to attacks for several rounds
Irvine Welsh wrote about it in one of his good books from the mid-late 90’s and it’s crazy how much of an open secret it was and none of these apparently hard people (welsh or johnny rotten) actually did anything about it
A couple of actual freaks
Stephen King: alright, time to get to work King: gotta get some writing done King: and that means King: i gotta put on King: SOME TUNES [King rolls a fedora down his arm & pops it on his head in one fluid motion] King: [flailing wildly] A LITTLE BIT OF RITA'S ALL I NEED
Not just a monstrous paedophile, but also abuser of corpses.
That Superman jacket with the Oakleys combo is fucking terrifying
Actually this is based
I wonder if Noel Fielding and Julian Barrett have a non disparagement agreement like David Chang and Peter Meehan had
starting my birthday month celebrations by sleeping in until an extremely decadent 830am on a monday morning and then eating homemade chicken fried steak and pancakes
Corbyn should have beaten the shit out of Starmer with a cricket bat
The bread gods smiled down on me
One day I will bake you a loaf!
One day I will bake you a loaf!
I can dig this!
Godspeed You! They/Them Baker
I am incredibly relieved. Now I have to work out why that happened haha
I’m getting better with each loaf, I think
Thank you! I am excited to eat it
I panicked for no reason lmao
Infinite Malice Palace 4eva
Rudy Giuliani, after a hard night fighting crime as the Mayor of Zur-En-Arrh, suddenly gets his back broken by his arch nemesis, Mr Bean.
This is the most entertaining thread I’ve ever read on this platform. This is up there with your Waluigi stuff from years ago.
I’m terrified to take the lid off the Dutch oven in ten minutes
I scored my dough and it fucking DEFLATED.
The epic of gilg of mesh
100%
Original James Bond wouldn’t have last five minutes in a brawl in any working class pub. Modern James Bond wouldn’t have last two minutes in a brawl in any working class pub.
The Kant Car
As he was right to, meanie
This article is really fucking dumb. Clutching pearls about how they’ve made room, where white men have spent decades inventing new & horrible war crimes to perpetrate in the Middle East or in Latin America, look gaudy. A room that has manifested pure evil into the world now has too much gold in it
Examples please!
Hahahaha nice!
100%! I love this, it’s tactile and practical
Have you ever seen the comedy sketch where Chairman Mao is on his deathbed and when he flatlines, he sits up and performs this? youtu.be/uNBOknvbPL8?...
After the first time i got pegged, Chelsea got in the shower while I opened a bottle of prosecco and looked at my phone and found out the queen had died. Really makes you think.
The cover photo here was taken in a venue in my hometown, where the Libertines performed on the day Pete got out of jail for the first time. The shitty fractal wallpaper is literally only on one wall there. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost recreated it for some reason.
It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) Crush With Eyeliner Nightswimming
We have a big kitchen but only a small amount of counter space and we were simultaneously making Hainanese chicken AND shaping bread before it overnight ferments in the fridge.
YESSSSSS
They’re firing up the consent manufacturing machines early.
I started listening to The Time War stuff with the eighth Doctor when i clean my house, it’s really dumb and easy to listen to.
I think tactile stuff makes it look like something is being piloted!
What is the best human/mech interface? Piloted like a tank like in Battletech? Attached via a neural link but with inexplicable hand controls like in Evangelion? The weird pedal/treadmill combo like in Pacific Rim?
This article is really fucking dumb. Clutching pearls about how they’ve made room, where white men have spent decades inventing new & horrible war crimes to perpetrate in the Middle East or in Latin America, look gaudy. A room that has manifested pure evil into the world now has too much gold in it
I love Wizards so much
The evolution from this description of bitcoin to the quoted description for AI chatbots over seven years is so mind blowing. I cannot remember if anyone wrote a similar tweet about NFT’s? Anyway all of this stuff fucking sucks and is a net bad for the planet.
12 Movies to Get to Know Me: 2001: A Space Odyssey Dazed & Confused Trainspotting The Blair Witch Project The Crow 24hr Party People The Goonies Southland Tales Pacific Rim Fire Walk With Me Ravenous A Scanner Darkly
I have seven boxes of books to ship over here from the UK and i keep putting it off. I have no idea where we’ll store them here, but it need to get them shipped.
Imagine posting like Yoda and expecting people to take you seriously
Oh for SURE
Hell yes I appreciate this
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Goddamnit this is what I have to stop lifting on my driveway and actually go to a gym so someone can show me if I’m even doing some of this correctly haha
Thank you, I’ve been keeping this alive since January and it’s been my entire personality the whole time
@murmuringvoid.bsky.social welcome back
Scot Dipshit
The Orb are so good at doing dub
Back at it on Saturday morning.
Naurdwar
Someone needs to print out the entire letter, hundreds of times and staple them to the foreheads of the terfs in the government
That quakers letter is fucking incredible
An absolute masterclass from UK Quakers on how organisations of all kinds can stand up for the rights and safety of trans people, even post Supreme Court ruling and with all of the EHRC's cruelties: www.quaker.org.uk/documents/re...
Nice nice
these memes are for all of us, comrade
