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If you can’t say anything hateful about Orange County, don’t say anything at all.
It’s another re-run…wait, do the kids even know about re-runs? Ok, it’s a streaming platform of old shows you already know without the ads.
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If you can’t say anything hateful about Orange County, don’t say anything at all.
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That’s six grapples.
never forget what they took from you.
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The “know your audience” award for opening weekend still goes to YouTube tv for throwing up a quad box Friday that featured three games and Oceans Eleven. Middle age dude crack.
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Reclamation or Army Corps. BLM land is defined by “no water.”
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Visitors when they see our daily walks “you must be in great shape” while I’m walking to pick up fresh bread for the third time this week.
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*probable
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This seems like probably cause for a criminal investigation into money laundering.
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The editorial (and accurate) decision to call it a "peninsula" is quite the diss to the locals.
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Since Terrance Stamp died recently I watched “The Limey.”One villain wears a suit with an open collar. Another character dismisses him by saying “get a tie.”
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He’s drinking Michelob ultra by choice.
New Mexico is overriding the federal government on the topic of COVID19 vaccines to ensure their residents can access them. States hold a tremendous amount of public health power. They should use it.
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Fun things about getting old…I swim 4000 yards open water, “I’m kinda tired and hungry.” I swim 4500 yards, “I’m high as fuck!”
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Fun fact…I had an interview at the JP Morgan building 20 years ago. I mentioned that the top of the building looked unfinished. The interviewer said it was under construction in the dot com era and they lost future tenants in the bust, so they stopped building a few stories below the planned height.
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The ads on 101 and Caltrain were the inspiration for so many things on Silicon Valley. And they gave back by someone putting up a “hotdog or not a hotdog?” billboard.
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We’re all kremlinologists now.
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I started talking about this when Elon and Kennedy gutted HHS. Just the amount of available labor makes it worth doing.
I have friends everywhere
the people who made this thing should be treated like dealers who mix fent into drugs.
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Thanks to the Dear Health Leader, pharmacy technicians are about to be promoted to making diagnoses of chronic health problems. I’m sure they’ll do better than the weed doctors of ten years ago.
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I'm not sure where the published guidelines will land. But this sounds like a weed doctor situation. In reality, pharmacies will likely rubber stamp everything. But this does create a barrier to care.
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I’m sure the NKVD would pick up trash during the day too if they had TV cameras. I’m more concerned about what they’re doing after dark.
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It’s fine. You aren’t missing much though. Could’ve been a lot better made in a different era. The current “operator” era of military media is annoying.
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House Dems paywalling their proposal for collaboration is too on the nose.
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Needs more Monster.
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So a C-5 or C-17 just did a series of flyover loops over SF bay. It seems like an ominous time for military transport planes to be taking laps for fun.
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Stanford has lost to a public school in week zero. Maybe the dorks can sort their own shit out instead of drowning the Republic.
A DC man has been arrested for filming the police. Follow Harriet’s Dreams on Instagram for more local coverage www.instagram.com/harrietsdreams
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Since Brexit his business model has been gaining favor with authoritarian governments to help them move investments into sensitive sectors. This is another iteration.
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The CARES act in 2020 included $17B for Boeing and the aerospace sector. However due to pushback from GFC bailouts, the bill required Boeing to grant the federal government warrants to access the funds. They declined. This mafia turn against Intel will not bode well in a future recession.
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There was a point during the Daniel Craig era of Bond movies where I expected Deutsch to make an appearance under a similar name.
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Can't see the daily ticks. But the jobs report implying a rate cut would bring in a lot of cash. Then a GPT5 "the end is near" event would reverse sentiment fast.
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Is a series K the equivalent of refusing to move out of your parents house?
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After they collapsed the state regulator sent out a survey asking about relationships with crypto firms, FTX and SBF by name.
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I crossed over to hiking poles in my mid-30s after a descent into Yosemite valley. They help a lot on the age factor.
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There are no bystanders in a military occupation.
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I’m starting to think 70s new cinema was the result of non-US holders of USD needing an outlet for that cash. Scaled up in the 80s. If today’s treasury supply existed 50 years ago we probably don’t get those movies. Has this take been claimed?
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Greetings from San Francisco. We also have beaches and a lot of tourists. Nobody visits SF to go to the beach.
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Mid August 1991 at Lollapalooza in northern Virginia. The Goths waited all day for Siouxsie and the Banshees early evening set. By the time she reached the stage the Goth kids makeup had melted and they were tan. The dream had given way to the nightmare.
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I appreciate the creative output that resulted from Fleetwood Mac’s attempt to corner the market. But the best argument for Napoleon was that Ridley Scott was overly influenced by The Room. More likely everyone was blown out with Tim Apple’s money.
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Wife is out of town so I’m catching up on movies. Blitz by Steve McQueen was great as expected. Napoleon seems like it was made by cocaine.
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The highlight of Thanksgiving 2016 was discovering how well doublewood went with pumpkin pie.
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I have no problem with a GOP seat in Bakersfield. But condemning the orange curtain to the dustbin of history is a moral imperative.
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I was a political staffer many years ago and my brain couldn’t let go of decorum.
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Walking in Washington square park with his wife on a Saturday morning. Full middle aged suburban dad look, right down to the Hokas.
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The funny thing about this is that I recognized Ted Cruz in tourist mode in SF last year. He realized that I knew who he was and he just looked at the ground like a kid who got caught.
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Landed gentry is now a qualifying matter for leadership?
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Do you really think actors make the decisions about how to market awful movies? Are you also trying to incept gluten free bread in the early 90s?
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I witnessed the singularity of environmental activism today. A canvasser on a busy sidewalk engaged someone who then started proselytizing back to the canvasser on the same subject. The canvasser had a “get me out of this conversation” look on their face.
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“August, that devil in cargo shorts”
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…and you shall know us by the trail of hangnails
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My crank theory on this is that TikTok promoted mRNA conspiracy bullshit because China refused to approve Moderna or Pfizer’s vaccines. China had insisted on full tech transfer. I’m probably wrong, but this is still more plausible than the traditional big pharma is evil crap.
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It’s more likely tied to inflation than anything else.
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This is the sort of shit that ended Chris Christie’s electoral career.
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“Linear streaming”
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It’s just a weird comment. He’s bringing something up without context and then trying to hide that he is alive partly due to the biggest selling oncology drug out there. It’s not a huge secret.
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It’s such a weird discussion. He was on a Keytruda trial over ten years ago. Why is he discussing this now but being cagey about it?
THE BISMARCK WAS SUNK! BY BIPLANES! THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT IT. YOU IGNORANT, SERVILE SCUM WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP SIMPING FOR LOSER REGIMES!
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Wheelies would be fine if they weren’t riding on the sidewalks in SF. You can’t have a conversation with them because they are riding on the sidewalk.
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Man the battlements of the bridges with vats of boiling cioppino!
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I'm going to need the nerds at GaTech to show their math. How did they go from not cracking the top level in the previous five seasons to landing at Fourth on a five year rolling basis? Winning the zombie Beef O'Brady's bowl only gets you so far.
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In other news, I heard a tourist mom at the end of her rope address her kid with “bruh” this afternoon.
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If it’s not clear that crime is way down in SF, consider that zoomers walk around town staring at their phones while wearing headphones/earbuds. In any other time living here I would expect these people to get mugged.
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Interstate conspiracy with a dash of money laundering sounds like a RICO case.
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A year ago I might have argued for removing three months. August and February were the easy ones.
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From recent experience, I have a lot less faith in lawyers getting the details right than I had before. A price being $1 is still a price. Canceling issued common equity is something else.
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I have to assume something is about to be revealed.
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As for the common shareholders…if you own the shares, you own them. I realize privates are always weird. But cancelling common equity usually requires a bankruptcy filing. I’m guessing the buyer offered a few pennies and said they would cancel the shares if the holders didn’t sell that price.
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There is clearly a need for a labor/equity holder law firm. It’s niche. But this is just dumb bullying. It would likely be a pittance to pay out these common equity holders.
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He started as a halfback at UNC when he treated my turtles like he was playing Mario brothers.
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It will resolve a lot of the VA healthcare backlog he helped create.
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It would have taken several decades, but Wilson Goode absolutely would have bombed Shibe Park to build a new stadium for the A’s.
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Something, something…inverse relationship with inflation.
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A lot of this was Dems trying to find a candidate outside of Bill Clinton’s administration. Gore likely wins easily in 2000 if Bill kept his dick in his pants. So the field was wide open.
If you're affiliated with the UC system, I'd encourage you to join me in signing this open letter to the President's Office urging him to fight the Trump administration's recent illegal rescissions of grant money to scholars at UCLA in court. Trumpists are weak and now is the time to hit them.
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My dog turned her nose up at the sockeye I just made her for lunch. This is peak spoiled.
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Kinda funny that every non-government quote is sourced from an actual person. But somehow the official comment from the government that is promulgating policy is unattributed. Might as well quote an LLM.
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Sounds accurate. It’s been many years, so I can’t recall the quote. But someone at Beltway Plaza had something to say about Verbal Kint as well.
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Okay fine. I can’t find anything else to watch.
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Periodic reminder that Ted Cruz goes on vacation all the fucking time.
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Beltway Plaza?
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I don’t know if tourism is rebounding in SF. But this has been the most annoying summer for tourists since before the pandemic.
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It’s not like we have a cocaine shortage. Someone can make this happen.
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The main question being “why hasn’t anyone covered Tusk?”
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I was at a neighborhood bar tonight and the acoustic guitar guy had a backing track playing. The backing baseline on a song legitimately made me think he was going to attempt a one man cover of “Tusk” but it was just “Despacito.” But the similarities raise a lot of other questions.
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I was in an Apple Store two weeks after the insane tariff announcement. I asked a sales person about it and he said it was the busiest he’d ever seen at any time of year.
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He would have written something better than “Oh what a night” and “American Pie” never would have happened. Meaning the nightly playlist at the underage bar in my college town would have had a drastically different playlist.
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I remember bathroom books.
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The Cavs and Cubs won in 2016.
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Fair. This is my own bias, but I see her as more popular with Warren supporters and more affluent Dems. I don’t think she’s as popular with working class Dems as Bernie or AOC.
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Somebody’s text needs the losing trombone sound.
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Maybe you should’ve used parliamentary delaying tactics then.
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Are they alive and frozen?