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Research nerd, Fourth Generation New Yorker, honorary Californian. I know how to fold a fitted sheet
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Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social)
Another must read banger from our friend Woke Bill Kristol 🔥
James Fallows (@jfallows.bsky.social) reposted
This firefighter arrived in the US at age 4, has been here for 19 years, was on track to legal status, and was on a crew trying to contain a major blaze (in Washington state, vs Oregon, fwiw.) h/t @joshuajfriedman.com www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a ridiculous take
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I wish Newsom had said this when they arrived in Los Angeles
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Only a few of us remember the second half of Headbangers Ball 🍻🤘🤘🤘
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He’s using Matt Gaetz’s Botox guy now, isn’t he? 🤨
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To The Hague with all of them
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Didn’t you interview a dead kid?
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Monsters, all of them 😖
Emma Roller (@emmaroller.bsky.social) reposted
ME, TENTING FINGERS ACROSS TBE TABLE: I am going to build a “Cracker Barrel of the mind” MARC ANDREESSEN: Here is $50,000,000,000
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
Purple Mountain Majesty 💗
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Inject this into my veins
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Manigot. I guess you only get one? 😭🤷♀️👌
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
Who is the other voice? Does anyone know?
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As a Californian, I thought I was sick of him, but not anymore 🔥✊
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James Poniewozik (@poniewozik.bsky.social) reposted
"It is still a free country. You can still say what you want. So why are so many powerful institutions behaving like it isn’t and they can’t? If a few bratty cartoon kids can peel off the emperor’s clothes, what are the grown-ups so afraid of?" [giftie] www.nytimes.com/2025/08/16/a...
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These just keep getting better and better 😭
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One thousand percent all of this
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To The Hague with all of them
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Thank you for sharing
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Hero
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Wow! 😭💀👌
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The call to the agent in the middle is 👌 “isn’t she? …no, nothing important…”
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Delicious
James D'Emilio (@demiliopics2.bsky.social) reposted
For a medieval monastic chronicler, a headline to die for
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
Feeling this in my SOUL 😣
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I don’t know why, but I’m so happy to hear that
Trung Le Nguyen (@trungles.com) reposted
I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
Sarah Longwell (@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social) reposted
What is the moral weight of responsibility for the men who carried out DOGE’s work? The latest Triad from @jvl.bsky.social only @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/the-boy-ge...
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
Ngl that sounds like a good Miami Vice episode tho
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
So well put. Especially in Ad Tech. It hasn’t been fun since 2014 and we’re all just frogs in boiling water wondering why it’s getting so hot in here 😖
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, if they really wanted to commemorate the guy, it should be surrounded by a replica of a highway overpass that blocks out the sun for the statue and all its neighbors
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
Complicated is one word for it
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Whatever works my friend!
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Same!
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Can’t. Stop. Laughing. 💀😭
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What?? 🤯
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And he brings Louis right along with him! Redemption for everyone who wants it!
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Preach brother!
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Loved my Sidekick
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This should have a trigger warning or something. I was not ready 💀
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That’s his glammed up look! He’s had a little bit of a Zuckerberg-esque nerd trajectory 😭😭😭
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So good 👌💀
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Josh Spiegel (@mousterpiece.bsky.social) reposted
If Linda goddamn Yaccarino can leave Twitter, so can you.
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I wonder what was the final straw? 😭😭😭😭💅💅💅💅🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Will Bunch (@willbunch.bsky.social) reposted
Texas found $11 billion for troops and razor wire at the border and migrant buses, even with oil-billionaire tax cuts. But its coffers went dry for warning sirens to confront a climate crisis it claims is made up How Texas flood exposed warped priorities. My column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
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That was horrifying. I’m still really disturbed by its rape fantasy about you. I can only imagine how you must feel. I’m really sorry that happened to you
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What???? 🍿🍿🍿
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
The worst choice
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
Dark Victory!
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s hard to pick, but maybe Dark Victory for its insane campy craziness?
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
All the nerds are here now ✊🥳
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
There must be a hidden prompt that says *speak in Elon’s voice because it sounded like he was live tweeting that shit
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m 56 lol Forgive me!
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It sure sounds like it 🙁
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s infuriating living in LA, ICE SUVs everywhere, helicopters circling like it’s the 90s and we’re all living in Boys in the Hood, and SILENCE from @schiff.senate.gov
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They never get over it
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We used to call it the George Hamiltan- only the really old will understand
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10k in interest
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Not the only one. It’s been extremely depressing here since this started a month ago. It gets worse week by week
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
I wondered all weekend why it seemed like they were taking the weekend off 😖
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted
HUGE admission by El Salvador here; it completely puts to lie the Trump admin’s repeated claims in court that it has no control over people sent to El Salvador to be imprisoned without trial. El Salvador told the United Nations definitively; these people are being held under U.S. jurisdiction.
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
This is performative. The parks have been empty for weeks. There’s no one there to round up. They are doing this to make sure we all stay scared. I fucking hate this so much
Mark Harris (@markharris.bsky.social) reposted
[plays audiobook of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion]
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
He is posting some vile shit right now
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OMG Exactly!
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JFC 🤮
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Same. Hate it and it’s appearance at every Thanksgiving
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OMG 🤯
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg all of this. I’m half Jewish and half Italian so this goes for the traditional poor people food on both sides of my fam. No, I don’t want to try Nanny’s gefilte fish and no thank you to Nonna’s tripe! PS- all the other family recipes are amazing! Love to both my now deceased grandma’s ❤️❤️❤️
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
My Dad and his generation love it but anyone younger than 80 (in my family at least) has never even tried it. It’s the texture. Freaks you out as a kid 🤷♀️
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Just shilling for Draft Kings right out in the open
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d go even further back to that fucking picture of Hillary and Huma on the plane that cost her the Goddamned election 🤬
Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted
Trump's argument for the elimination of the estate tax is that the heirs of the super rich will no longer have to go beg a predatory Jewish banker for a bridge loan to overcome cash flow problems associated with the $15 million dollar estate they're about to get.
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for sharing this fascinating thread 🙂
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it Topimax? Bc I’m having some similar uhm problems
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. This shouldn’t be hard.
William Shakespeare (@shakespeare.lol) reposted
The evil that men do lives after them
Samantha Marlowe (@sammarlowe.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s already so bad here in Los Angeles. I’m aghast
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Damn
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Paramount did not get the message