yep, bingo. up til now it's been all, "while I theoretically support my constituents, let me just ask them all not to do anything that I wouldn't do..."
the bio is in another castle...
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yep, bingo. up til now it's been all, "while I theoretically support my constituents, let me just ask them all not to do anything that I wouldn't do..."
just like former cabinet member(??!!) Michelle Obama
yeah, and in the aftermath of Clinton's Telecom. Act, the number of different companies owning the nation's TV stations went from over a thousand to less than a dozen, within THREE YEARS. needless to say, that dozen was subsequently condensed down further, to where, now, it's only four companies.
They have had another go at this, and it's still wrong. Bear in mind, this is a simple sum, and the computer cannot do it because its calculations are based on vibes
Protestors have been projecting the innocent victims illegally kidnapped and detained by ICE on the side of the Los Angeles Detention Facility!! Los Angeles has a spirit Trump can’t crush. Los Angeles will crush him instead!!
[Batman '66 announcer voice] What's THIS--? a Poncy, Porous Plimsoll..?? **BING**
[Batman '66 announcer voice] What's THIS--? a Poncy, Porous Plimsoll..?? **BING**
what a lousy, flat name for a show tho -- the clash in paris. like, they employ writers. ~~fury de lis~~ there. first try.
every aew fan i know dips in/out of wwe -- watches the royal rumble + wrasslemania -- without following it consistently. like, nobody i know who's seen last week's dynamite is also making time to watch the clash in paris today... a live wrestling show at noon is pretty appealing tho, so who knows.
“I found Black Mirror so inspiring” – capitalists
Chicago keeping art alive:
yo this guy is cooking
and who won't be able to easily get their doctor's note? the poor + service industry ppl. once again, it's a class-based eugenics program.
they're losing The Cute One?? they'd better pull their thumbs out and find a new Cute One, like, pronto. or it'll be 1995 all over again.
an unlistenable podcast that he'll be paid a quarter of a billion dollars for. to be clear, i still support this career change.
yeah, like, they couldn't even *invent* a plausible excuse to stuff him into the dungeon, but they were still happy to do it. maybe they figured, if the court doesn't stop us we can just keep the guy locked up, charges schmarges. y'know, like how you do in a "developed country."
here comes Summer all over again, gettin on em. stay on em. specifically, Abolish ICE and detain every one of those abject weasels, pending investigations into their violence and various breaches of the contract that most of us know as the US Constitution. simpering fuckin goons.
Kenny Loggins The Return to Pooh Corner Tour, 1994 🍯😎🍯
i can't wait for Zob Zombie's ALIEN, when we'll get to see what a fucked up childhood the xenomorph queen had
BREAKING: The Israeli military says its strike on a Gaza hospital that killed 20 people, including five journalists, was aimed at what it believed was a Hamas camera.
i've non-ironically needed more transitions into side headlocks in my wrestling for **lord knows how long** excellent stuff
you never see a tree growing at the pinnacle of a mountain. and yes, i did reverse-engineer that observation from: "the apple doesn't fall far--"
so, what is Urban Cowboy actually *about?* just a dumb guy...?
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fascists are, at the end of the day, people who want easy answers to complex questions. so, yeah, the Rogans ('les Rogen'..?) of the world.
his form is truly Jerry-Lewis-level.
they've achieved a truly all-encompassing level of self-deception. and they don't mind being lied to in the course of maintaining it. so, the rest of us are treated to all the same lies they've solicited. as if they ordered the world's shittiest appetizer and said it's for the whole table.
but when he tries to take a sip out of one of those gaudy fuckin things -- choosing poorly -- then it'll all be worth it.... you'll see.
that logic... "Ralph Nader's bitching about auto safety is why car crashes happen!" like......??
hey real quick-- how come Kim Deal hasn't opened up a casual dining spot called One Divine Hamburger?
has all the cards in the form of *some* of the nuclear warheads
this post begs the question: why haven't we seen John C Reilly play Ben Franklin??
I don’t even want the sitting governor of my state to have a GOOD podcast
Watch this life-long DC resident describe Secret Service and CBP hassling him tonight because he “fit the description of a robbery”
🤝!
[pov] you've just pulled the trigger and gotten your reprieve, in the form of a dull *click*, so the only thing to do is to hand the revolver back to Him...
BOMBSHELL: EPA SURVEILLED SICK East Palestine Residents & Independent Testers, Ordered SILENCE LIVE NOW: youtube.com/live/Hsda-0L...
On it's 90th birthday, today is a perfect day to remember Social Security is an EARNED benefit.
reminds me of an anecdote that the head of my dept. would tell -- these stories invariably include descriptions of other ppl laughing uproariously at his jokes.
"you know, we spend so much on ballistic missiles. we need to look at how many buildings there are to blow up, right here in american cities..."
Ahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahhhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahh
and avoid that specific vomiting nun
FINALLY, DC Comics has their own bWo..! @bluemeaniebwo.bsky.social
incidentally, here's some fun Big Dave content from the latest wrestle me! newsletter...
heck the fuck yes
Like all conservative comedy you can see where halfway through writing this they got mad at the premise of their own satire and stopped trying to make it funny.
“Sarah thought she was being kidnapped,” said a friend. “They didn’t really explain anything to her at first, they just kind of quietly took her and her son and immediately put them in like an unmarked white van.”
the only socialists here who have any public presence AT ALL are Democratic Socialists.
For every cop that's chomping at the bit for the new opportunities to harass people, I really do think there's at least a few who are bored and miserable about doing this busywork and being ripped on. Keep it up folks.
ehhh i need to run a cost-benefit analysis of having an open heart.
turns out, it's a socioeconomical impossibility for a billionaire to 'keep it to yourself.'
This is unfortunately a situation where Democrats walked so Trump could run. libertiesjournal.com/online-artic...
because gr0k lacks the capacity to reflexively ignore/hand-wave/brand as "fake news" any information that makes it feel bad
ICE GOONS in Burbank have been seen tearing down cameras, breaking doors, and shattering windows at a restaurant.
primaries are Best of Five, right...?
speedrunning us twd living in that DS9 episode where they visit the mid-21st century and everyone who isn't rich is fenced in, all together except for the cops, obv
The Trump administration threatened to assume ownership of hundreds of millions of dollars worth of patents from Harvard University, accusing the Ivy League college of failing to comply with the law.
corruption that you could see from outer fucking space
that dude's always been a crybaby punk.
the fucking BALLS to be named Mr Loeser, and still step up to Trump.
it's always a good time to remember: never, ever trust anyone who uses the phrase "like a boss" in a complementary way.
continue to think that one of pritzker’s political assets is that he is a bit paulie walnuts coded
thx so much! now have a nice, lying, bootlicking, fascist day! PS the only thing tacked onto my vision board is that i'll live to see those responsible for this attempted dissolution of civil rights dealt with in a way that befits traitors to the Constitution, which is what you are.
A former “Alligator Alcatraz” worker says detainees are subject to “inhumane” conditions — packed by the hundreds into cages without sunlight, with overflowing toilets and limited access to showers.
wow, had no idea NANCY creator Ernie Bushmiller was from Thebes..!
I've wanted to make a Batman/Green Arrow/The Question comic since I was literally a teenager. GA was my favorite character growing up. The Denny O'Neil/Denys Cowan Question book made a huge impact on me. I'm also really enjoying getting back to making comics! ARCADIA issue 1 is out in November.
when I decide to watch a Paul Thomas Anderson film, I do so with the knowledge that, at some point in the movie, I'll be forced to ask: does PTA... not know what happens when you cum...?
the single dumbest, seat-sniffingest, least curious shitbag among a whole punditverse of dumb shitbags
CONTENT WARNING: Bill ends up still being alive
mainly ratboy tho
TKO probably runs background checks on prospective company officers, to make sure they've abused at least one woman.
This is the weirdest cheer I've ever heard in a cartoon. It's from Gilligan's Planet.
"I will... for as long as y--" "Right, then, let's get going."
Don's retirement plan: hold the moon for ransom, with a nuclear reactor aimed at its face
what i don't understand is how it's possible for *that guy* not to be chomping down on a cigar.
wuh oh, sounds like Walmart Goggins better watch out for his spot.
[i imagine it and my face goes all Ellen Burstyn, when she's fully, blissfully checked-out at the end of Requiem...]
yes regardless
Go, a college student, has a dependent visa (her mother, an Episcopal minister, is here on a religious worker visa), which doesn't expire until Dec. But when she tried to renew it early, ICE nabbed her and sent her halfway across the US to a detention center. www.wthr.com/article/news...
Of course it's been weakened and threatened over the decades of austerity, but if you truly disorganize the federal government, the US will function just like any other state, which is to say commands and cash from the top dissolve under corruption, bureaucratic failure n and resistance
"Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist now..."
i'll go even further out on a limb: the NYT board should fire everyone, to the last person, and give the building away to their former employees, before sailing themselves away to the Gray Havens.
co-signed.
he's finally ready to defend the title of Ultimate Himbo..!
i mean, it's certainly possible that that's the worst treatment Alan Dershowitz, specifically, has received.
yeah, if the fascists are selling fascism as an IMMEDIATE SOLUTION, then you have to call their bluff by proposing *real* immediate solutions.
they think it's unfair that THEY have to share any space, anywhere, with trans ppl pants-wetting crybabies
or, as Trump once put it, "the beautiful boat people."
otherwise how are you gonna get it all over yourself??
that Demon spread--!! unholy shit!!
reminds me of how Henry Rollins described a mid-day Marilyn Manson set at an outdoor festival as a "zombie cookout"
they'll never be able to take away Walter Payton chasing Shawn Michaels around the ring @ Summerslam '94
should probably get a memory foam mattress, but there are certain things* that just aren't the same without those springs under you, y'know? the bounce?? *crying really hard
and, of course, there's the high probability that the libs would all rather continue to campaign against fascism, as opposed to actually ridding our society of it.
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i couldn’t have gotten my last job without setting up a linkedin i had to delete due to anti trans harassment. so, when i lose my job because of AI or an emboldened bigot getting mouthy about me, my options are: stay unemployed or rejoin another platform where it’s fair game to degrade trans folks.