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created June 14, 2025

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Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a chance. If Sandy Hook taught me anything, it's that not even dead white children are enough to make people do a fucking thing about anything.

5/7/2025, 2:26:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Zzzzzzz... This is what happens when I try to engage with an example of why losing "retarded" from our vocabulary was actually a bad thing. Bye, then.

4/7/2025, 9:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

If you're not sure how to play off another's quip, you probably shouldn't be pulling words like "rehashing" from the thesaurus.

4/7/2025, 9:56:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

What a pile of ridiculous trash. Truly the buffalo wild wings of presidents. Get fucked, you fascist pig.

4/7/2025, 9:53:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

That's lower than your mom normally gives it, and with less enthusiasm. Do better.

4/7/2025, 9:51:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

More interesting than the playdough you normally eat? Maybe you just missed eating your Adderall this morning...

4/7/2025, 9:47:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Every conservative accusation is actually a confession.

4/7/2025, 9:41:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm. Maybe you should get your mother to read this stuff for you. You seem to be having trouble with it.

4/7/2025, 9:39:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Feel free to look up 'sarcasm' while I'm looking up a phrase I'm quite familiar with. You saw the "Nigel" in my handle, yeah? I promise I wasn't born in Alabama.

4/7/2025, 9:33:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

I suppose that means you care what I say too? Aww. I feel truly cared for.

4/7/2025, 9:29:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't care, and I'm plenty happy, thanks. No need to project. I just don't suffer people being shitty, passive-aggressive pricks. Have a good "independence" day, or whatever.

4/7/2025, 9:27:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, so you didn't start the fight with giving me a "you're welcome" for "educating me?" Passive aggressive shittiness is still shitiness. Maybe you should get ANGRIER about things that matter instead of using your 'inside voice' with the most condescension you can muster.

4/7/2025, 8:36:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

He's lying. He's a stupid, shitty asshole that needs to be "wiped" with the rest of them.

4/7/2025, 8:32:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

And you sound like bootlicker trash suckling at the teet of an orange-tinted shitstain. Get fucked, you absolute fucking simpleton.

4/7/2025, 8:26:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

The "droves" in this case are "just enough to tip the scale without looking suspicious, but enough to still be fucking bullshit." I'm not on the bandwagon that it absolutely was stolen, but it's probably worth looking into. Feel free shove your "education." It smells too much like a slobbery boot.

4/7/2025, 8:18:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Not in droves,not enough to swing entire elections, and not for fascist, orange trash.

4/7/2025, 8:13:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell it like it is: Replace "not sure that's accurate" with "you're wrong" or "you're lying." You can even say "you're either lying or just plain wrong."

4/7/2025, 8:07:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. I think we're on the same page here.

4/7/2025, 6:53:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm. No. I hate him because he exists. Not his dipshit followers, and certainly not the country. HIM. Everything about him, which includes his existence.

4/7/2025, 5:33:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Disgusting fucking trash. We hate YOU, Mr Trump, and YOU are not "the country." I don't normally wish death on people, but it's sure disappointing that he's still alive.

4/7/2025, 5:30:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

"Casting doubt" would imply she said something for others to consider or ponder. That is not what bobo did. She just ran her stupid fucking mouth about shit her stupid fucking brain doesn't understand.

4/7/2025, 4:28:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

"A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it."

3/7/2025, 12:42:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

#fascist-trash

2/7/2025, 8:04:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

He really leans into his stupid last name. "Trump" cards, indeed.

2/7/2025, 7:53:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fucking bitch. This fat orange coward will get his in the end. Here's to hoping he goes out the same way his hero Hitler did.

2/7/2025, 7:51:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Start with removal. Forceully.

30/6/2025, 7:40:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Infect the polls "AGAIN."

30/6/2025, 7:39:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Get fucked, Uncle Tim. There's no harder R than the one makes himself one, willingly.

30/6/2025, 7:33:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope a gator eats his fat, stupid face right off his bloated, shitty body.

30/6/2025, 7:30:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Feel free to call him "Uncle Tim."

30/6/2025, 7:26:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Get fucked, bootlicker trash. Your stupid, shitty opinion is worthless. Feel free to just shut your fascist fucking mouth.

30/6/2025, 7:25:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

This fascist fucking uncle Tom can get bent. Lying fucking trash.

30/6/2025, 7:23:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Been saying it for years. Oncethese fuckers start dying off, conservatives are fucking screwed.

30/6/2025, 6:28:06 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

You are the problem.

30/6/2025, 6:10:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Since when did these booicker trash politicians consider New York a "great city?" Get fucked you absolute shitbags.

30/6/2025, 6:05:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

She's a lying fucking cunt.

30/6/2025, 6:01:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

This motherfucker needs to swing by his tiny, little neck.

29/6/2025, 6:58:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Blech. This fat, stupid trash can get fucked. You reap what you sow, you fascist bitch.

29/6/2025, 3:48:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, I see. You want "perfect" instead of "better than fascist trash." Carry on shouting at the Wendy's cashier then.

29/6/2025, 3:42:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

The democrats are hypocrites, cool. That's not what the meme is about. Your commentary here deserves nothing more than the digital version of "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

29/6/2025, 11:53:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Dictator Mouthpiece Barbie just convinced me to follow Natasha Bertrand on all of my social media. And for the record, no, we can't agree on any of your "points" because half of it is STILL bullshit.

29/6/2025, 11:48:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I agree that people shouldn't be misquoted, and it's right to call it out. It's just also an accurate paraphrase.

29/6/2025, 11:41:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Just say you don't understand the meme and move on. Not everything is about Israel.

29/6/2025, 11:40:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Read the full quote from that snopes article. It's an accurate paraphrase.

29/6/2025, 11:22:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Every president sends/sells bombs to Israel. It's not new. You seem to think this is about bombs for Israel and not two-faced trash.

29/6/2025, 11:16:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor baby. Maybe stop being absolute fucking trash.

28/6/2025, 6:48:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

The flag for dipshits that can't count higher than two.

28/6/2025, 2:24:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Get your concealed carry, remind them that we bow to no one.

28/6/2025, 2:19:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Take your fucking masks off, fascist coward trash.

28/6/2025, 2:18:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

People who talk about their "high IQ" are universally the dumbest fucking people you will ever meet.

28/6/2025, 2:16:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

That's because some stupid, orange clown half-filled the pot with trash.

28/6/2025, 5:40:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed.

27/6/2025, 5:46:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Get fucked, bootlicker trash.

27/6/2025, 3:21:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know if it's intentional, accidental, or somewhere in between. On the surface though, it's just a dove (symbol of peace) with tail feathers that are a B-2 bomber (used to drop the bombs in Iran.)

27/6/2025, 3:11:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Then you've learned nothing.

27/6/2025, 3:06:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

This fascist fucking trashbag. ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION.

26/6/2025, 12:17:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Stupid and hateful covers the majority, but maybe not all of them. SELFISHNESS covers them all though, universally.

25/6/2025, 11:43:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Tone deaf, fascist pricks don't hear much of anything.

23/6/2025, 10:55:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social)

As seen on the streets of Denver. ICE bootlickers would be PISSED if they could read.

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23/6/2025, 9:49:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Keith Self is a dimwitted fascist whose stupidity is only eclipsed by his ability to publicly lick his master's shit-covered, orange taint.

23/6/2025, 3:13:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no! Would someone please think about these poor ICE agents and their right to privacy? Why should they be harassed and threatened in their own homes? Get fucked, bootlicker trash. Doxx Todd Lyons next.

23/6/2025, 2:43:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Calmer? Maybe. Smarter or less shitty? Abso-fucking-lutely not.

22/6/2025, 4:56:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

She doesn't "think she invented the lesbian club" she just made a "women only" club. Would she be welcome at a lesbian club? Sure. Just as I'm sure lesbians are welcome at hers. That doesn't make them the same.

22/6/2025, 4:51:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Every conservative accusation is actually a confession.

22/6/2025, 2:07:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social)

Huh. I guess I should have SOMETHING posted here, no? Let's get a picture of Turnip looking regal.

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22/6/2025, 2:01:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Get fucked, bootlicker trash.

22/6/2025, 1:39:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Get fucked, bootlicker trash. You and your fat, fascist messiah are on your last legs. The world is watching, and will not forget.

22/6/2025, 1:37:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

The real TDS: being so far up trump's fat, orange ass that you're actually totally and completely fucking deranged.

22/6/2025, 1:33:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Basic, lying trash.

22/6/2025, 1:30:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd really rather fucking not. 😑

22/6/2025, 1:25:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Trash. Fascist, white trash.

22/6/2025, 1:24:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh, you're not alone here. Merit and quality aside (because opinions), it does feel contrived. It feels like someone wearing a disguise and playing a part. That said, she's not alone here. There are plenty of other contemporary country artists who also feel this way, IMO.

21/6/2025, 2:52:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Most PEOPLE are somewhere near the center, but the parties (especially one of them) are absolutely NOT.

21/6/2025, 2:49:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get fucked, bootlicker trash.

20/6/2025, 1:00:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

WOULD.

19/6/2025, 6:14:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/6/2025, 1:05:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Masked people jump out of a vehicle and approach me? Hell, someone NEAR me? Ever seen blood running through a colander?

18/6/2025, 8:31:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Kill. ALL. Nazis.

18/6/2025, 8:28:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they are trash. There is no other reason.

18/6/2025, 8:25:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the shittiest take I've seen all day. Bravo.

18/6/2025, 8:23:06 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fucking prick. Answer the goddamn question, you absolute shitbag.

18/6/2025, 8:06:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

How... Can you not?

18/6/2025, 7:55:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know you,so I can only assume by your words. Be better,ifyou want people to think better of you. Or keep licking those fascist fucking boots. Your call.

18/6/2025, 7:20:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck em up. These fascists want to lick boots? Give em a fucking taste.

18/6/2025, 7:08:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

If he's tried in state courts, there's fuck all he can do.

18/6/2025, 7:01:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Get fucked, bootlicker trash. You and you ilk have nothing to say, as usual.

18/6/2025, 6:57:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

He... Ah.. uh.. er... em... Uh... It is impossible to listen to this bitch speak.

18/6/2025, 6:54:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Good fucking riddance.

18/6/2025, 6:49:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Technically just nepotism, but I hearted anyway!

17/6/2025, 2:30:34 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no "best, strongest, good-faith" reason. It's hatred and bigotry, pure and simple.

15/6/2025, 3:43:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool, then I'll stop being angry when he's out of office or dies. I'm sure the trash that now runs the GOP will continue to do shitty things that piss me off, however.

15/6/2025, 3:27:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

He's 79. His big, fat, cholesterol-choked heart says it'll be sooner, rather than later.

15/6/2025, 3:17:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samurainigel.bsky.social (@samurainigel.bsky.social) reply parent

It's simple. We want nothing less than him to fuck off forever.

15/6/2025, 3:09:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fascist trash doing fascist trash things.

15/6/2025, 3:03:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view