Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)
do you always need things brought to your door?
here to let off some sassy steam, proudly kicked off meta
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do you always need things brought to your door?
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#maybhd
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)
off to get my taxes done. what relief, all year I thought the extension cut off in August so in late July I frantically scrambled to finish my books; found out last week the extension goes all the way to October
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
"you buckle up." "no, you buckle up"
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
to paraphrase taylor swift: cheaters gonna cheat, cheat, cheat , cheat, cheat.
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
and shorter shorts. and midriff. it's only fair
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
conserving all the toys for themselves
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game. The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
oh, come on. Palin said she could see Russia from her house
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)
hey krasnov, since putin bailed on lunch, now who's your #eff? #epsteinfilesforever
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
ngl this sounds delicious. #tomatopeachsalad
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
add a few more 'HA's' and laugh like a villain. that's what it means
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you for your attention to this issue
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)
that good ol' rhymin' history
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
and let's limit home ownership to one piece of property, that you actually live in, until everyone has a home
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
may every one of them get up to the podium and refuse to accept this 'honor'
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
"...will defiles morality..." it's the proof reader in me ;)
Matt Bell (@mdbell79.bsky.social) reposted
“Even Shakespeare’s plays were overshadowed by the truly popular entertainment of the day: watching dogs maul chained bears. Did Shakespeare get stressed about the pointlessness of writing sonnets in an age dominated by bear baiting?”
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd love to respond with bullet points but I'm late for my testicle tanning session 😊
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
it frees up the men for the white collar positions, so win/win
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
ok but why do you hate self-care?
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
they're 'pushing the fence to find weak spots', and provoking the public. so every place that has car jacking and people with no place to go will now go under federal occupation?
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
don't see him jumping out of a truck and running after anyone, or any kind of chase scenario, he'll probably be a sublebrity recruiter
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
#makeamericalawabiding
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
#gotojail
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
the oaks are my favorite type of tree, thank you for sharing
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
that thumbnail: Cruella, Devil
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
"see the violence inherent in the leftists! I'm being oppressed!"
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
not a fan of the increasing amount of war and weapon references, as the RWNJ's are prone to stochastic inspiration, but as we are seeing everyday, so much unprecedenteding going on.
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
may I suggest drinking wheat grass juice and chomping down on seaweed?
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
I just got a little nostalgic for Capezios
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
crikey, just visiting Las Vegas exposes you to multiple life-shortening factors. sham!
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
he was too keyed-up to type 'inadequate' after 'solving'
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
'lethargy media' is a conspiratorial money grubbing coward
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
oh good lord, the Idiocracy Clock just advanced two minutes closer to midnight
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
and you would be 1,200, 1,300, 1,400, 1,500% right
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
defamation deserves a response
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
so much 'unprecedented'
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
no crispr necessary
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
taking a job that americans didn't want is a genius move
Saganism (@sagan.bsky.social) reposted
Listen closely as Carl Sagan explains how regular people can create change!
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
just found this, maybe it will help, even if you don't count yourself as someone who's depressed www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyC5...
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)
so, had this Nope moment on vacation, and then watched Us on the flight home...
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)
went to the People's March today in San Francisco. kudos to Alex U Inn for including a controversial elected, who showed up to support trans and immigrant rights knowing he was surrounded by critics.
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm glad you didn't have to be hospitalized or worse. here's to your return to health
Daryl Elliott (@darylelliott.bsky.social) reposted
Watch it. Yes! 1min www.youtube.com/shorts/qI3B7...
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
that decimal point, like everything else with this regime, is too far to the right
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
With or without documentation, simply due to skin color.
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm trying to reconcile my belief in forgiveness and possibility of an individual's growth with your cheer-leading for king w's Iraq war
Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd.bsky.social) reposted
Declaration of Independence: "the history of the present King...is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good...
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
no, not at all. the sentiment in your comment was 'I (you) want to punch bassinet in the face' and my reply referred to when bassinet and musk were fighting in the white house. elmo wanted to punch bassinet as well. I don't threaten anybody
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
cut to the 'bunkhouse' where the 'foreman' says "you look like you need a massage"
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't find the comment now, but someone basically wrote 'I want to punch him (bassinet) in the face'. that's what I was replying to
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
elmo: the tesla guy, and bassinet, they had a scuffle duckduckgo.com?t=ftsa&q=mus...
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
you and elmo
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reposted
If reporting in the USA was real news.
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)
poster party at a local bar in the Mission tomorrow evening. I'll bring some supplies
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
I like your optimism. it could happen. more than once.
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
many alpha males and lethargy media stars with high ratings are coming up to me with tears in their eyes, saying, "don't forget Zelensky never said 'thank you'"
Saganism (@sagan.bsky.social) reposted
A message from Carl Sagan from 1995—some of his last prophetic words.
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
someone recently turned me on to this book, thank you for the reminder to visit the library while I still can
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
#TACOtuesday
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
and guys who wear jingo face paint in their profile pic
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
murdered after repeated reports to the police of threats to his and his husband's home
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
was a pleasure to hear the show this morning, hosted by my old home town.
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
because you care about your constituents and not your wealth, and that's why you're a great rep!
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
nothing creepy about this at all... his son has 'a clean slate', but he didn't talk about his own slate
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
it only needs to make it into DEI-free US airspace to up the chances of falling out of the sky
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
with all the beautiful air traffic magic that suddenly sprung up around DC since last November, just deliver the bribe
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you, I like this framing
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)
popped out of my alt to repost this
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
zoom out from the maga propaganda, it's not nearly 'half of Americans', the common lie that turmp and maga brags about to justify it's 'mandate'
Josiah Hawthorne (@josiahhawthorne.bsky.social) reposted
I struggle with this passage. I want to disagree with it, but I find it hard to. You?
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
no, not true, less than half of the people who voted, voted for this criminal. plurality vs. majority. in a country ruled by the unfair 'electoral college'
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
go for it with no expectations. practice and repeat. you can't win if you don't play.
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)
made me skoot out of my alt account to repost...
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
last time you'll see that statue because it looks too gay
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
emphasizing 'so far'... tomorrow it will wake up with new concepts of travesties
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
(hate to break the triple 8 comment number, but...) ABSOLUTELY! as Donald Dasher says in Female Trouble "disqualified!"
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
this is how you have to handle the cult, they won't answer question honestly, so hammer away and if need be, answer the question yourself for the record.
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
this is one of my karaoke go-to's. if I ever get somewhere in the music industry, I'll try to help her find her love for music again
goodeveningamerica.bsky.social (@goodeveningamerica.bsky.social) reposted
TO BLUESKY EVERY SINGLE WORD SHE SAID IS POLITICAL GOSPEL
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
THANK YOU!
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)
how fitting to be near the 'tail end' of the May Day march and see this lizard person with turmp and elmo in its pocket
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
exceeded at creating kakistocracy, so yeah, she has a point
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)
from yesterday's march in San Francisco, a quote from Ammon Ashford Hennacy (Activist, 1893 – 1970, USA)
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
lutnick, start by getting your mother-in-law to show us how it's done. she'll need money since she won't complain about her missing social security check, and you can join her in the 'factory'
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
astounding.
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
laying the groundwork for an insanity plea
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Deranged Trump fully believed a badly photoshopped picture of Abrego Garcia’s knuckles displaying “MS13” was real and got very angry at an interviewer for exposing the lie. @realDonaldTrump is very dumb
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
what in actual hell is that fool doing outside of a jail cell
Mother Earth (@motherearth19309.bsky.social) reposted
Please share!
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
thot and scare
Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent
that slippery slippery snake