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Sass Gorilla

@sassgorilla.bsky.social

here to let off some sassy steam, proudly kicked off meta

created January 10, 2025

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Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)

do you always need things brought to your door?

30/8/2025, 4:13:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#maybhd

19/8/2025, 9:35:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)

off to get my taxes done. what relief, all year I thought the extension cut off in August so in late July I frantically scrambled to finish my books; found out last week the extension goes all the way to October

19/8/2025, 9:35:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"you buckle up." "no, you buckle up"

18/8/2025, 5:29:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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to paraphrase taylor swift: cheaters gonna cheat, cheat, cheat , cheat, cheat.

18/8/2025, 5:17:22 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

and shorter shorts. and midriff. it's only fair

18/8/2025, 5:10:51 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

conserving all the toys for themselves

18/8/2025, 5:08:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game. The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.

17/8/2025, 2:00:06 AM | 12399 3673 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

oh, come on. Palin said she could see Russia from her house

16/8/2025, 11:43:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)

hey krasnov, since putin bailed on lunch, now who's your #eff? #epsteinfilesforever

16/8/2025, 11:35:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

ngl this sounds delicious. #tomatopeachsalad

16/8/2025, 11:31:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

add a few more 'HA's' and laugh like a villain. that's what it means

16/8/2025, 11:29:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you for your attention to this issue

16/8/2025, 11:27:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)

that good ol' rhymin' history

14/8/2025, 12:00:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

and let's limit home ownership to one piece of property, that you actually live in, until everyone has a home

13/8/2025, 7:04:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

may every one of them get up to the podium and refuse to accept this 'honor'

13/8/2025, 7:02:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

"...will defiles morality..." it's the proof reader in me ;)

12/8/2025, 8:44:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Bell (@mdbell79.bsky.social) reposted

“Even Shakespeare’s plays were overshadowed by the truly popular entertainment of the day: watching dogs maul chained bears. Did Shakespeare get stressed about the pointlessness of writing sonnets in an age dominated by bear baiting?”

11/8/2025, 2:43:09 PM | 27 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd love to respond with bullet points but I'm late for my testicle tanning session 😊

11/8/2025, 5:12:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

it frees up the men for the white collar positions, so win/win

11/8/2025, 5:06:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

ok but why do you hate self-care?

11/8/2025, 5:00:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

they're 'pushing the fence to find weak spots', and provoking the public. so every place that has car jacking and people with no place to go will now go under federal occupation?

11/8/2025, 4:58:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

don't see him jumping out of a truck and running after anyone, or any kind of chase scenario, he'll probably be a sublebrity recruiter

8/8/2025, 2:12:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#makeamericalawabiding

6/8/2025, 6:01:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#gotojail

6/8/2025, 5:58:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

the oaks are my favorite type of tree, thank you for sharing

6/8/2025, 5:57:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

that thumbnail: Cruella, Devil

6/8/2025, 5:54:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

"see the violence inherent in the leftists! I'm being oppressed!"

6/8/2025, 5:52:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

not a fan of the increasing amount of war and weapon references, as the RWNJ's are prone to stochastic inspiration, but as we are seeing everyday, so much unprecedenteding going on.

6/8/2025, 5:49:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

may I suggest drinking wheat grass juice and chomping down on seaweed?

6/8/2025, 5:45:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

I just got a little nostalgic for Capezios

5/8/2025, 8:05:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

crikey, just visiting Las Vegas exposes you to multiple life-shortening factors. sham!

5/8/2025, 8:01:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

he was too keyed-up to type 'inadequate' after 'solving'

4/8/2025, 4:24:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

'lethargy media' is a conspiratorial money grubbing coward

4/8/2025, 4:18:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

oh good lord, the Idiocracy Clock just advanced two minutes closer to midnight

4/8/2025, 4:16:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

and you would be 1,200, 1,300, 1,400, 1,500% right

4/8/2025, 4:07:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

defamation deserves a response

2/8/2025, 3:28:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

so much 'unprecedented'

2/8/2025, 3:18:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

no crispr necessary

2/8/2025, 3:12:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

taking a job that americans didn't want is a genius move

26/7/2025, 6:11:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Saganism (@sagan.bsky.social) reposted

Listen closely as Carl Sagan explains how regular people can create change!

19/7/2025, 3:14:05 PM | 10748 3944 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

just found this, maybe it will help, even if you don't count yourself as someone who's depressed www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyC5...

19/7/2025, 3:26:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)

so, had this Nope moment on vacation, and then watched Us on the flight home...

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13/7/2025, 6:16:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue In A Red State (@bluenredstate.bsky.social) reposted

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11/7/2025, 10:38:01 PM | 1601 467 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)

went to the People's March today in San Francisco. kudos to Alex U Inn for including a controversial elected, who showed up to support trans and immigrant rights knowing he was surrounded by critics.

picture from the People's March in San Francisco, featuring a rainbow version of the US flag
23/6/2025, 3:22:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm glad you didn't have to be hospitalized or worse. here's to your return to health

18/6/2025, 5:44:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Elliott (@darylelliott.bsky.social) reposted

Watch it. Yes! 1min www.youtube.com/shorts/qI3B7...

16/6/2025, 4:04:35 AM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

that decimal point, like everything else with this regime, is too far to the right

16/6/2025, 4:20:03 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

With or without documentation, simply due to skin color.

14/6/2025, 12:15:01 AM | 9600 3799 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm trying to reconcile my belief in forgiveness and possibility of an individual's growth with your cheer-leading for king w's Iraq war

14/6/2025, 3:03:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd.bsky.social) reposted

Declaration of Independence: "the history of the present King...is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good...

14/6/2025, 1:43:20 PM | 583 142 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

no, not at all. the sentiment in your comment was 'I (you) want to punch bassinet in the face' and my reply referred to when bassinet and musk were fighting in the white house. elmo wanted to punch bassinet as well. I don't threaten anybody

13/6/2025, 5:08:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

cut to the 'bunkhouse' where the 'foreman' says "you look like you need a massage"

13/6/2025, 5:01:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't find the comment now, but someone basically wrote 'I want to punch him (bassinet) in the face'. that's what I was replying to

12/6/2025, 3:48:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

elmo: the tesla guy, and bassinet, they had a scuffle duckduckgo.com?t=ftsa&q=mus...

12/6/2025, 3:39:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

you and elmo

12/6/2025, 3:32:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill Ross (@jillfr.bsky.social) reposted

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11/6/2025, 10:22:33 AM | 4037 700 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reposted

If reporting in the USA was real news.

10/6/2025, 4:15:24 PM | 210 98 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)

poster party at a local bar in the Mission tomorrow evening. I'll bring some supplies

10/6/2025, 9:01:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

I like your optimism. it could happen. more than once.

10/6/2025, 8:59:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

many alpha males and lethargy media stars with high ratings are coming up to me with tears in their eyes, saying, "don't forget Zelensky never said 'thank you'"

10/6/2025, 8:55:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Saganism (@sagan.bsky.social) reposted

A message from Carl Sagan from 1995—some of his last prophetic words.

10/6/2025, 5:04:27 PM | 7840 2923 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

someone recently turned me on to this book, thank you for the reminder to visit the library while I still can

10/6/2025, 8:46:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

#TACOtuesday

10/6/2025, 8:41:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🎃Nosferascoob🎃 (@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social) reposted

Good morning logging on

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9/6/2025, 10:09:45 AM | 197 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

and guys who wear jingo face paint in their profile pic

9/6/2025, 4:37:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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murdered after repeated reports to the police of threats to his and his husband's home

2/6/2025, 9:27:22 PM | 49 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

was a pleasure to hear the show this morning, hosted by my old home town.

31/5/2025, 7:18:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

because you care about your constituents and not your wealth, and that's why you're a great rep!

22/5/2025, 3:44:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

nothing creepy about this at all... his son has 'a clean slate', but he didn't talk about his own slate

12/5/2025, 6:07:43 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

it only needs to make it into DEI-free US airspace to up the chances of falling out of the sky

12/5/2025, 5:44:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

with all the beautiful air traffic magic that suddenly sprung up around DC since last November, just deliver the bribe

12/5/2025, 5:38:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you, I like this framing

11/5/2025, 4:08:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)

popped out of my alt to repost this

10/5/2025, 6:28:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

zoom out from the maga propaganda, it's not nearly 'half of Americans', the common lie that turmp and maga brags about to justify it's 'mandate'

10/5/2025, 6:07:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josiah Hawthorne (@josiahhawthorne.bsky.social) reposted

I struggle with this passage. I want to disagree with it, but I find it hard to. You?

 “And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”
9/5/2025, 11:28:40 PM | 83 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

no, not true, less than half of the people who voted, voted for this criminal. plurality vs. majority. in a country ruled by the unfair 'electoral college'

10/5/2025, 5:12:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

go for it with no expectations. practice and repeat. you can't win if you don't play.

10/5/2025, 5:02:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture .chantal//RYAN (@thoughtrise.bsky.social) reposted

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet
23/4/2025, 6:35:16 AM | 45873 11673 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social)

made me skoot out of my alt account to repost...

10/5/2025, 4:57:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Republicans R Evil 👿 (@republicansrevil.bsky.social) reposted

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8/5/2025, 10:19:30 PM | 393 117 | View on Bluesky | view

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last time you'll see that statue because it looks too gay

9/5/2025, 4:36:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

emphasizing 'so far'... tomorrow it will wake up with new concepts of travesties

9/5/2025, 4:33:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

(hate to break the triple 8 comment number, but...) ABSOLUTELY! as Donald Dasher says in Female Trouble "disqualified!"

6/5/2025, 5:30:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

this is how you have to handle the cult, they won't answer question honestly, so hammer away and if need be, answer the question yourself for the record.

6/5/2025, 5:26:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

this is one of my karaoke go-to's. if I ever get somewhere in the music industry, I'll try to help her find her love for music again

6/5/2025, 5:20:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture goodeveningamerica.bsky.social (@goodeveningamerica.bsky.social) reposted

TO BLUESKY EVERY SINGLE WORD SHE SAID IS POLITICAL GOSPEL

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5/5/2025, 11:03:58 PM | 847 184 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

THANK YOU!

2/5/2025, 10:20:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how fitting to be near the 'tail end' of the May Day march and see this lizard person with turmp and elmo in its pocket

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Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

exceeded at creating kakistocracy, so yeah, she has a point

2/5/2025, 10:10:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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from yesterday's march in San Francisco, a quote from Ammon Ashford Hennacy (Activist, 1893 – 1970, USA)

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Profile picture Bruce Little (@brucedlittle.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

lutnick, start by getting your mother-in-law to show us how it's done. she'll need money since she won't complain about her missing social security check, and you can join her in the 'factory'

30/4/2025, 5:28:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

astounding.

30/4/2025, 5:25:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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laying the groundwork for an insanity plea

30/4/2025, 5:19:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

Deranged Trump fully believed a badly photoshopped picture of Abrego Garcia’s knuckles displaying “MS13” was real and got very angry at an interviewer for exposing the lie. @realDonaldTrump is very dumb

30/4/2025, 2:32:04 AM | 4968 1277 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

what in actual hell is that fool doing outside of a jail cell

30/4/2025, 5:04:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mother Earth (@motherearth19309.bsky.social) reposted

Please share!

25/4/2025, 1:22:53 AM | 32 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sass Gorilla (@sassgorilla.bsky.social) reply parent

thot and scare

24/4/2025, 3:02:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that slippery slippery snake

23/4/2025, 8:51:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view