Really , I’m having fun seeing the troll honestly
If that's fun for you, maybe get out more.
Too busy trying to send crypto’s to mars
I hope both Elon and crypto make it to Mars. Truly.
You can bet everything on it . I’m not just aiming to send crypto to mars . I will also project everyone from planet earth to mars through the help of my new generated AI
I see the ketamine has kicked in.
Can you tell me why almost everyone on Bluesky just like every other pundits hate on me
She missed that part about Americans being deported. She was busy picking out outfits to wear on Fox and Friends and cosplay as a cop.
Like Kristy Noem would know how to tell the truth ever
She doesn't even know what's going on in the country.
I think she meant to say "no white americans"
yes.
WTF happened to her face?
Way, way, way too much plastic surgery & Botox. Also way too much hair extensions.
Noem is correct because there's no such thing as "deporting" citizens. She's exiling them without cause. It's not a given that another country will automatically accept non-citizens.
They are deporting people who have their immigration documents, it's a process. Remember all the screaming "We Don't Care If you come to the US the proper way" WELL, these are people who have & they are deporting them Anyway!!
I know, but what I'm saying is there's no such thing as deporting citizens. It's the wrong word to use in reporting it. They're basically being exiled for no reason. If U.S. is their only citizenship, where are they meant to go? Other countries don't have to take U.S. citizens if they don't want to.
Kidnapped & trafficked? They have been shipping ppl off to countries that they did not come from.
Haha Yeah it's not called Exiled that's for sure. It's called Kidnapping or Trafficking - what do you mean "Wrong Word" Call it what it really is- Try Truthful Reporting!!
Love Lauren, hate this smarmy idiot she has to face off with. Noem has no idea what she is doing.
Wow. THANK YOU, @underwood.house.gov! THIS is how you question these fascists.
Exactly! 👍🏻
They’ll do everything they can to keep their people in the White House cuz the SECOND they’re not they’re going to Guantanamo
And they fucking KNOW IT
Details.
Dressed as Senate Hearing Barbie.
Cee you next Tuesday Noem in all her pathetic glory.
Underwood did a wonderful job holding her to the question. She is my new hero in Congress.
Mine, too. Hakeem Jeffries was on fire recently, too. Look him up!🔥🔥🔥
BREAKING: Barbie's pink convertible repossessed after a 200% tariff on glitter paint and dream-fueled engines. She's now biking to Malibu in heels. Thoughts and prayers.
Tell Ken to grow a pair and drive her around! Oh wait a sec...
HA! 😆
Blatant lie that we aren't deporting US citizens.
Oh, but they don’t count because their parents are citizens I have never seen a more cruel government here in my lifetime
Aren’t
She has too much hair.
they will just lie
Republican women literally can't help but slap on the ugliest makeup imaginable. No wonder that makeup trend mocks them
Let's keep her looks out of the conversation. It doesn't help our cause.
Yeah, but she’s gobbling up Ozempic like she’s a type 2 diabetic that weighs 400 pounds and has had multiple surgeries and hairstyle makeovers to please Trump. Another woman it wouldn’t be so bad but she’s definitely trying to replicate Ivanka
So what? How is that relevant?
Snappy brief retorts will work on these clowns for good sound bites.
I think it would serve Dems well to let these magats spew their magat speech and just keep feeding them the rope. Americans need to hear the repulsive ideology from these fascists.
People who voted for them believe just as they do. No minds will be changed. Their base loves this shit .
They're either lying or the Sleep Donny administration has no coordination or efficiency
Lying just like felon 34
Tell me again why I should NOT believe that sociopathy was one of the main job requirements for working under this admin. The level of smug amusement and total disinterest in answering Underwood's valid questions goes beyond idiocy, beyond obstinance, beyond being a mere asshole; she's a sociopath.
She’d try to lie her way out of hell, she’s so basic.
The cherry on top was that Kristi gave up how pissed she was. 🍒
She's high on something for sure.
Oh. Excep those.
Moisten her lips and stick her to a window….
Yeah, but they’re brown and speak English with a Spanish accent so…
😡
When have you known a republican to tell the truth??
The truth is that Christianity Insanity and Fascism are one and the same... authoritarian, patriarchal, and misogynist.
...and there she sits, grinning like a ghoul because she is unconstitutional AF. #endthegop
Just wait til she turns this into cosplay for a ICE Barbie commercial
Too bad kids can only have 2 of them.
And 5 pencils to stab with
That unconstitutional af twatzi Botox Beast is grinning like a ghoul bc she can't move her face anymore. It's literally stuck in that ignorant The Joker perpetual face fuck grin from blowing her way to her DHS Secretary job. And all courtesy of the US taxpayer. 🤬 #endthegop
Thank you, and yes! Agreed! Thank you for reposting the hashtag. We really need to get it out there. In no way, shape, or form is the "gop" a legitimate political party, and I'm fairly certain that We all know that now (except Cult45, of course)...
✊️
She, like everyone in the tfg admin, is a liar. Despicable excuse for a human being. Thank you, Rep Underwood.
She’s enjoying jerking them around too, watch her expression. Ugh.
Of course. That's her real job.😡
When will this Silicone-Botox-Fembot-Barbie nightmare end?
Her and every other temu nazi barbie in this administration should’ve been sent into space…and left there.
I thought that was Pam Bondi
A blowup doll is more intelligent than Noem.
LIKE MALIGNANT NARCISSIST TRUMP, all his corrupt sociopathic cronies like Noem clearly believe that our Constitutional Rights and Freedoms are to be ignored for tyrant Trump's malfeasance and evil. We the American People WILL NOT LIVE IN A FASCIST AUTHORITARIAN TYRANNICAL DICTATORSHIP - STAND UP USA
Better STAND UP soon. The military is already being dismantled so that they can control any uprising or protest. Clock is ticking fast. Lock arms. No need to be peaceful anymore.
Trump is the frontman for the treasonous acts being committed by his administration & GOP led Congress.
DON'T FORGET PUTIN TOO...Trump is now apologist / "front-man" for Putin's genocide in Ukraine, and for global unrest and criminality of every kind imaginable...all for global crime boss Putin.
there is not any genocide in ukraine, there is a war. genocide is when an armed force kills civilians, like in occupied Palestine, to ethically clean the place. and kamala harris too would allow Israel to keep it forward
The problem trump et al has with Ukraine is the world watched putin militarily invade Ukraine, a sovereign nation. (btw,Trump 1.0 sent munitions to Ukraine.)Then trump 2.0-the feckless wannabe dictator- betrays Ukraine, our allies, the majority of American ppl. & some GOP lawmakers. #SLAVAUKRAINI
In 1991, RF formally acknowledged Ukraine’s independence. Ukraine has strong support from most Americans including some billionaire philanthropists. I’ve read a lot about Ukrainian history & their tenacious fight for freedom. Ukraine is a sovereign nation.
Can we just LOCK THE MF UP?! I think I can say that on behalf of a lot of Americans! Give us our normal routine lives. We are pleading.
He planned that.
She is one weird psycho puppy murderer and gulag tourist!
She’s an attention whore
Can someone do the goodfellas scene where everyone gets nicked & pop all these criminals in
She’s a rotten murderer so what do people expect She won’t like prison
The Americans self-deported when members of their family who were in the country illegally were deported
Does that include the US Marine combat vet that was deported in the middle of the night?
Source?
Nah I got it wrong. Though there have been a or 4 children and a handful of adults that have been illegally held in same cases up to 10 days. At any rate, deporting children fighting cancer, when they have a father in the country that is a US citizen is indefensible.
Again, the mother requested the child go with her. If you want to blame the mother, fine. But using a broad brush for a single complicated case is not appropriate
The point here being that deportations are happening without due process and it's DEFINITELY caught up a few American citizen minors in that. The father of that child has a say in what happens to the child, and that would need to be hashed out in court. It's the whole point of having "due process"
I am not saying that there are no errors occurring. I am trying to get my head around the concept that people who are here illegally are entitled to the exact same rights as citizens. I know I will get blowback on this but it is what it is. Please no “MAGA” or “Nazi” knee-jerks.
I'm not sure what's hard to understand. The constitution guarantees rights for EVERYONE not just citizens. I don't know what kind of person you have to be to have a hard time grasping that people are entitled to certain rights, even if they don't look like you or come from where you come from.
Went from a civil discussion to petty insults. Bye,bye Chace
Last one: If me asking that question immediately makes you think I'm talking poorly about you, that's good, because it means you understand that your thought process on this is wrong. All men are created equal, not all Americans.
It is very typical to want to play the victim as soon as someone calls a spade a spade.
Sorry you don't like someone talking to you like you're and adult and not sugar coating everything. I can go as low as you want. But in this case I didn't insult I just said that I don't know what kind of person it takes to think that all men are not created equal
Where is the insult?
Because, “they, German Miller ,Noem, et all, propagandizes the situation”. People filing for citizenship, many are Not majority violent criminals, they are fleeing for many reasons looking for “refuge”. They deserve due process period. That is the law!
I ask for source because from what I ha e read the father of one of those children attempted to block the deportation but they had already deported them. The judge in that case said thet suspected that they'd just deported a US citizen without due process.
Source?
A little kid doesn't have the ability to self deport. He is deported along with his family because the alternative is the shitty US foster care system. What parent would leave a child behind? But also this bitch wrongfully and mistakenly deported US citizens, even without illegal family members.
Is “bitch” an official legal term? Thank you for basically supporting what I said.
fwiw multiple deported US children have a parent who remains in the US they could have stayed with but were not given the opportunity to do so.
“Have”
Yes
“Yes” to what?
I'm confirming that I wrote the word "have" which you quoted without context for no discernible reason
Are you saying a parent stayed in the US while their child was deported? Do you gave any specific examples?
This is where I was correcting “gave” to “have”
Come on. One parent stayed and the other parent took the child. Is that the only one you could come up with?
If that's your takeaway from this you desperately need to fix your soul
My soul is fine thank you. “Do not judge lest you be judged” right?
It plainly is not.
There is only one judge of that and it is plainly not you
True, many of the parents whose US citizen children were deported along with them were not even given the opportunity to speak with their attorneys and their significant others who were here legally, or to any family members legally in the US. They were only given one choice - take the kid with you.
The parents were illegally transported out of the US, saying they were in the US illegally doesn't make it so. Then 2 illegal ( yes, they did not have legal council representation ) actions were compounded by a 3rd of coercion in being forced to take the child who is a citizen.
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Good for her to keep pressing her to answer the question yes or no!
Non of these piece of shits will answer the yes or no questions...
It's why they keep evading a court of law where the rules are simple and straightforward. Yes or No. Do not speak or elaborate/explain, simply answer or face contempt.
I wish they strapped them to a lie detector machine that will also electrocute them if they say anything besides the questions answer. I would pay to be there in person to watch this!!! Watching these politicians struggle to stay alive.
LOL - or if their pants caught fire for real....
BAM! 💥
She's an idiot.
So she just lied to Congress? youtu.be/h48hlFqpXZs
It’s ok to lie under oath these days! The new Republican regime says so .
Again
She’s a rethuglican so it’s not really lying. 🤬
They don’t care. Their cult leader lies every single day. Hegseth should’ve lost his job for initially lying about the facts of SignalGate. No one said a fucking word.
and shot her dog
Their 'leader' will just give them all pardons...there is no law anymore.
No, they are not deporting, they are kidnapping
Trafficking Humans
Pogrom brought to you by the wannabe Pope
She once was pretty on the outside.
Is that surprising??? If they're breathing, they're lying!
🎯💯🎯
Watching her, I can't help but think she will be the first women president, and on that day, I will vomit.
NEVER Ever will happen! She has sealed her fate!
How many times did we say that about Trump? And here we are.
She's gonna end up in prison eventually, hopefully!
She will never be president.
I am growing more convinced every day that when we finally break that glass ceiling it will be with a MAGA doll and then we all be painted as hating other women.
As a woman, I’m careful not to use physical traits to tear down another woman, as has been done for centuries. It’s irrelevant to who she truly is,her abilities, her values, her character. But Noem, Mace, MTG…make it incredibly hard to stick to it and I resent them even more because of it.
If it helps, they chose those traits. MAGAface does not occur in nature, you have to intentionally do things to yourself to achieve it
If it was only the face…….🫢🫢🫢
Yeah MAGAheart is another problem entirely. That’s that bone-deep ugly.
This bitch.
She means not "real" citizens (white Christian men and maybe their wives). Children don't count and definitely not racial or ethic minorities.
That plastic face is gonna melt soon....... Hopefully!
bsky.app/profile/bigg...
EXACTLY!
I found my next protest sign!
Also, you can't "deport" a citizen... A minor citizen can go with a deported parent, but that doesn't mean the child was deported.
It does if the minor child was supposed to stay in America with the father and not be deported with the mother. The mother specifically said she didn't want to take the child, the father specifically said he wanted custody of the child, but they deported the child anyway. Without a hearing.
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They exiled the child. Not deported.
Still not deportation. Exiling. Kidnapping. Human trafficking. "Deportation is the process of removing a noncitizen from the U.S. for violating immigration law." www.usa.gov/deportation-...
Now we're just arguing over semantics.
No. We are arguing about the misuse of legal terms that can have lasting consequences. It is illegal for a deported person to reenter the country. 8 U.S.C. 1326 www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...
It's illegal for someone to ignore a court order, such as the way the Felon in Chief is currently ignoring a supreme court and several lower court orders, but here we are.
It's not illegal, per SCOTUS, to break the law in pursuit of his official duties because Chief Justice Roberts forgot that the only power he has comes from words.
Exile is an illegal political act against a citizen. This is important if those citizen kids want to come back. Now, IANAL. I will happily take notes from an immigration attorney on this.
However when we cede the legal terms to allow fascist to redefine them, we cede the law to them as well.
"Banishment."
You’re on the same side, bros. Keep the powder dry for later.
This is my windmill... getting as many people on the side of "these words matter and you may not redefine them". Its larger target is media, who take the language of the oppressor without pushback.
Yes but that poor guy had no idea what you were on about!
We found the Nazi apologist.
I didn't say it was right. My point was about the legal terms that could be used to deny reentry when that kid wants to come back for college. Legal language gets tossed around in rhetoric, but has a weight of its own.
None of what is currently happening is okay. None of what has happened at the southern border has been okay for 25 years under any administration. None of the "fight against communism" in South America which has precipitated this crisis (a humanitarian crisis, not a migration crisis) is okay.
*trafficking
RIGHT?!!!
I guess it’s technically not “deportation” for citizens—better labeled “abduction and disappearance.”
Yep. I'd also call it human trafficking.
Lie and deflect, that's their only strategy.
Blocked them long ago
Got it - thanks!
It's still amazing how they went from praising Texas and Florida governors for flying immigrants all over the country....to whining that Biden was doing it all.
apnews.com/article/fact...
Thanks for the tip, I followed suit.
And I….
Will always
Love you. Ooh ooh
😀
Blocked
We all know what the .j stands for. Simp.
Tried, too late. He’s gone.
Extraordinary Rendition
It is abduction. To deport someone there has to be an arraignment, a trial with a decision provided by a judge. Trump is not a Judge. He is a Felon, A Criminal! Deport him!
Sending someone to a gulag for work. How about human trafficking?
The original nazis called it "the final solution" and others called it the "holocaust". This, too, is a holocaust, with criteria for an extra judicial torture and death sentence similar to the original, so why not call it that?
We’re maybe at the penultimate solution
It's quite sickening that the nazis called it that so idk why I brought it up. But anyway, an actual Ultimate Solution would be to get rid of (and why not banish or send to a central American concentration camp) Trump and the other traitorous, murderous, thieving, Nazi parasites?
Several states ban banishment. It is totally banned federally under the constitution except in the most extreme cases, and only after full due process. The constitution itself forbids the deporting of citizens. Noem denies they are citizens as they now deny naturalised citizens are valid citizens
It's exile.
I’ve been saying this for days!
Extreme rendition.
Hence, Trump's solution: Rikers and Alcatraz and the rise of the Prison Industrial Complex. The Privatization of prisons, aka correctional facilities, is sickening.
Damn, she lies just as much as Trump.
With all the, uh, work she’s done on her face, she doesn’t look serious.
Without due process, how would she know?
Checking after the fact
Oh, I'm sure that will involve the disappeared to defend themselves...oh wait
She is a vile plastic pretend person…..that killed her dog. Trustworthy? Absolutely NOT.
Prosecute her. Has she been prosecuted for animal abuse too?
Wordgames 🤷🏼♀️
Lie, lie, lie. They don't do anything else, even when reality proves otherwise.
Noem's expertise is in hunting down puppies and goats
Do they all get training on that smug look? Or does it just come naturally?
It’s surgically applied. All the MAGA women that get TV time, love to look like mannequins. Except mannequins wear less makeup and hair and botox and fillers.
They're all glorified "ring girls" in Ann Taylor only excruciatingly more vapid.
It’s what happens when you don’t have a valid argument.
Secretary Dog Whacker wouldn’t know the truth if it grabbed her by the crotch
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Liar!!!!
Noem is a kidnappers. Treat her that way. She is a criminal.
Put up next to her fox interviews where they said they were coming for everyone... When she said 'everyone'.. she meant everyone.. citizens AND not
👏👏👏👏👏
Dumbass
Kristi Noem shot her puppy in a pit where she shot her pig; the pup writhed in pain, she went back & reloaded & shot the pup again.
Meanwhile someone is under the table stealing her purse.
And God knows what else is going on under the table…
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😍
Funny we haven’t seen this person or persons yet? If they were who they said they were we would have been seen them. Unless I missed something.
Yeah funny how theres no "massive search" for this criminal.
I heard they found him and he was undocumented and here illegally…no proof yet btw.
Finally, someone has the courage to keep repeating the hard questions & holding the person accountable to answering truthfully. Recite the law & remind them there will be serious penalties for those who violate their sworn oath to uphold the Law of The Constitution! We the people have had enough!
My congressperson kicking ass
I am surprised she didn't respond with well Trump signed and EO ending birthright citizenship, so those children weren't citizens.
That's why you and I are suddenly not citizens
The MAGA terrorist party can't answer a "yes" "no" question. All they do is lie!
You can see that she literally doesn’t give a shit.
They want to give long speeches of rehearsed lines in order to make it sound as if their actions are not illegal or wrong. It's an old overused tactic, sometimes it's partisan, others like Bill Barr and his childish semantics a cover-up.
They're also trying to burn up her time so she can't ask more questions. You notice she asked the chair to reclaim her time.
The problem is, people aren't buying it, and they've seen it already too many times. It's just like when Trump sycophants tried to attack Waltz military record, no one cared, it's just not 2004, Waltz served and he didn't have to, and Viet Nam ended 50 years ago.
Noem is real dumb
Put on some more makeup there’s not Enough to hide the shit you spew.
Several of whom were kids and one with cancer.
Hideous vacuous lying wildebeest
Omg the way I just snort-laughed at this 🤣
Wildebeest!! 😆 being compared to her is an insult to African wildlife.
Repost. Trump Parade 6/14 Protestors: If you go Turn your back. Turn your back. Turn back. Turn your back. Turn your back. Turn back. Turn your back. Turn your back. Wear Black. Stand With Your Back Turned Against the FELON's Parade. Local Red State Magat Parades, too. NonViolent Protest!
But she must have practiced that Stone face or it's all the Botox and the plastic implants that keep her that way.
Bimbos in positions of power. 👎
she's dumb as a rock
This made me laugh 🤣🤣 Absolutely agree with you lmao
They need to bring charges against her for crimes on humanity and deporting humans, including Americans, to a death camp, without due process. She needs to be held to account!
Definitely 💯
We can't have due process until this joke of a Supreme Court is dealt with. They will undo whatever we accomplish. I'd still like to see it, but until the court is repaired, we will very little in the way of justice for these criminals.
she belongs in jail with her master
They should have done that for murdering her own pets, long before now. God only knows whatelse she's done. If I have learned anything from this nonsense, it's no mercy for psychopaths. Fucking ruin their careers and reputations before they amass too much power. I consider it a civic duty.
the lunatics have certainly taken over the asylum....lunatic psychopaths
Absolutely! Unfortunately, there are no consequences for the tRump regime at any level!
Can’t deport anyone without a deportation hearing though …
Is she sporting “Pummeled for not knowing my job” Pantsuit or the “Parrot whatever Miller tells me to say” scofflaw ensemble?
😡😡😡
LIAR.
"Well, they must have been some far left lib."
This is a printable postcard. Send it to Noem and your local field office or whatever agency is enforcing in your area. Individuals are making bad decisions and it's costing innocent people their freedom.
Maga liar
Trump and his cabinet live in the reality of "Alternative Facts", "Rules For Thee But Not For Me", "Never Accept Accountability", and if at all possible, "Blame Biden and Obama"...bonus points if you can blame "Hillary Clinton"
Puppy killer tries to evade easy questions
Someone please ask the lying cheating puppy-killing goat-killing horse-killing witch about her bf sleazeball Corey Lewandowski living and working with her as a "special" DHS employee.
Under her???
Yeah and about that super shady $3000 in cash in her fancy Poochy bag while you are at it. We never did get a good explanation for that.
BLANTANT LIARS
Sorry i was so mad when I typed this I mispelled ugh BLATANT LIES...there I fixed it 🤪
Is she under oath when giving these answers?
She swore an oath to uphold the US Constitution when she accepted her position, just as Underwood mentions in the clip
Important to know if she is under oath when giving this testimony as it can be used against her in any future court proceedings.
The lot of them have committed a slew of crimes since they took office without any repercussions. It's like the proverbial restraining order for the abusive boyfriend - he'll go on abusing anyways because it's just a flimsy piece of paper
I hope we gain more power in midterms to fry their lying, traitorous asses!
Don’t mess with a former nurse!
Ever!
That's right. Grill that plastic faced succubus!
Sometimes I really wish they had a button that would shock the shit out of whoever is sitting there unable to give a simple yes or no when asked for one. I feel like more people would be watching government proceedings at that point. Like waiting for a fight in hockey.
I like this idea!
SECONDED! And after 2 zapps - trap door! Three strikes and you’re in the piranha tank a la James Bond
Lies and treachery.
It’s the most predictable answer.
This bitch, Kristi Noem, is a damn "puppy killer"!
Another lying queen 🤡🤪
Lying bitch
She’s too busy getting Botox and flying to locations for photo shoots to know what’s going on in her department.
She’s as fake as her testimony. Botox, fillers and she can’t even breathe through her nose anymore.
It's not the Botox and filler which makes her a terrible person. Maybe let's not go after how people look.
She’s obviously insecure about her looks and since when has being nice gotten us anywhere? Gloves off😈
She is not "fake." She apparently really believes in what she's doing, as abhorrent as it is to most of us. Let's keep her looks out of the conversation. It doesn't help our cause.
The only thing she's missing is the stripper pole.
That wd take real talent
Former exotic dancer here. The job takes a lot more strategic thinking and talent than she could ever manage. I'm really glad I never got filler.
And strength.
And epsom salt. I would soak in a tub every night after my shift.
NOTHING wrong with strippers. But the Secretary of Homeland Security shouldn't aspire to resemble one. AND it's not the only thing I criticize her for. Not by a mile. So if you have an issue, feel free to unfollow or block me.
No you are on target at least from the standpoint that what she does is performative. Cosplay tough gal on raids and that weird photo op at the Cecot prison.
Ick. Let’s not insult strippers who work very hard for a living. But all the makeovers in the world aren’t going to fix her kind of,dog killing, ugly.
😂
I hope someone slaps that shitty smirk right off her caked on face.
Instead, she thinks we see her as a movie star.
This is offensive to strippers
that's funny, Randi
Madame Secretary looks like Wayland Flowers' "Madame" puppet with some poor curly sheep's pelt on her head.
And a brain
Randi is probably mad because her husband probably goes to strip clubs.
Cosplay barbie
It'd boost her chances in the "Replace Melania contest."
It'd be an empty room.
Wonder if hair extensions and cosplay are covered by her expense allowances!
ummm, she is past her ‘sell by’ date (in her 50s)
IMHO many older women are more beautiful when they lighten up on extreme lashes, thick foundation, bright eye/lip colors, and playmate coiffure.
I really hate people who do this. A simple yes, or no. Not reading from your script to try and wiggle out of answering a simple bloody question!!!
what’s wrong with being a stripper, Randi?
nothing.
That didn’t take long
ffs - what the literal hell call her out on her despicable character & abhorrent actions - don't use misogynistic tropes demeaning women
Oh no, I love seeing liberals show their true colors. When people tell you who they are the first time believe them. And this tells me liberals are trash.
I took as she’s dancing for the Trump admin, but I get your point
It’s up her ass
🤣
Back to laugh again 😂😂😂😂this is just too funny and accurate. She was definitely hot as fish grease when she was being questioned.
BROOOO! I laughed out loud in here😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahaha! 😂
Good one
Ok, you two! Who am I kidding? That was funny
It’s probably in her office
This entire thread is deeply offensive. Noem is a plastic overly botoxed piece of shit but why when it’s a woman y’all make misogynistic remarks & not just criticize her for her shitty inhumanity? You wouldn’t be making “stripper” comments about a man in this position. Fuck off all you misogynists
You are not allies. You’re as misogynistic as MAGAts.
Me and my stripper friends would have made her cry and run off the stage without her top. She's not like us.
Girl I have SW friends and THEYD eat that wannabe mean girl ALIVE. Loool she’s cosplaying a bitch. And she sucks at it XD
She wouldn't last a minute.
Fr fr she’s get those fucking ugly, terribly done, rectal prolapse lips snatched off her fucking face. 🤣🤣
I'm just an ordinary, middle- aged lady who knits and gardens and lives alone with my cat!! But i wasn't always this old lady! Photo credit: Eric Kroll
Omg. 😂
I resent that. Every stripper i ever met in my misspent youth was far more honest about their work.
Right! Damn.
I danced for 15 years and approve this message.
I played pool league out of a, ummm, club, so actually got to know some of the dancers when they weren't 'on' , so to speak. Amazing variety of people.
That's cool you were in a pool league with the club! Yes, there are some very amazing and talented big-hearted people working in the clubs.
With instant glue on it please!
She is definitely ready for her close up.
Ha!
More like a casket. That looks like mortuary makeup.
It was fun to watch Lauren Underwood cut right through Noem's attempt to Cool Girl her way through her obvious lawbreaking and poor leadership.
Can we not? She’s got plenty of flaws as a terrible human being that we can point out without body/slut shaming misogyny. We can be better than her
No. Noem abuses and exploits the Social Contract. Therefore she forfeits all expectations to its protections. She looks like a stripper who covers her sores with pancake makeup.
“She doesn’t deserve protections therefore let’s compare her to women we think are below us” She is a horrific person doing horrific things. We can leave the misogyny out of it
The silicone might make pole dancing a sticky issue.
In a way she brought the pole—she probably scores about the same on the intelligence and empathy scale as a pole.
So much botox
She's exceeding the PSI rating of her lips. A bit overinflated, going to void the warranty ;-)
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hey now, the strippers are actually good at their jobs
We're fun people. She's not fun. She's drama. Drama sucks. Drama kills money. We don't like her.
Why the non stop nodding? Does she have Parkinson’s?
And a herpes sore on her lip.
I’m sure there’s one at Mar-a-Lago she gets to use
And a dead puppy stole and Corey Lewdanowski between her legs for the complete ensemble.
We dont need to shit on sex workers when insulting the parasite that is Noem
strippers are entertainers, not sex workers.
If you're not a stripper kindly shut the fuck up. Sex work is an umbrella term that encompasses ALL facets of the sex industry including stripping. But I don't expect much from people like you.
Maybe to women they are.
The term sex worker is way wider than people think. Although I'm sure not all strippers love that label
Once the makeups off.
I'm going to have nightmares now 😭 thanks 😂
😂 😂
She’s a terrible human, period. No slut-shaming required.
No, she is missing a cross, a MAGA hat and an AR 15
Don’t disparage sex workers like that while pretending to be a feminist. We can disparage her without dragging other women down.
I drag her for everything she says and does. I'm also gonna drag her for her mar-a-lago makeover. And strippers are not sex workers. Nothing wrong with either, tho.
I think a Union of Sex Workers in Portland would like to discuss that with you: If you can see her snatch, it’s sex work.
She might be a sex worker but she lost her woman's card, a long fucking time ago. Robot cosplayer.
Robot Cosplayer…that’s a GOOD one. Is it the botox makes her face seem mechanised?
No, that comes from not having a soul.
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Oh no let her show her true colors. Just another "tolerant" liberal.
Her lips make her slur
Hubby’s at home is she still clinging to Corey Lebanski or whatever the hell his name is?
He has to get off on being a cuck
Of course he does. He knows that’s all he’s got. Lol.
I hope he does for his sake. And I hope he’s invested in a comfortable chair
Not too comfy, or JD will come for it.
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To be fair, Noem is too busy doing photo shoots to keep up with her job. 🙄
Several American citizens have been deported? Name names.
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Disingenuous argument. You can't have it both ways. If the minors stayed here you'd be arguing that the Trump Admin was separating children from their parents.
So what? Why are we separating family members? Look at it this way: Let's say your Mom came here illegally and you were born here. 50 years later, she's dependent on you for care. ICE decided to deport a helpless 70-yo woman, your Mom. You are gonna stay here? Or be forced to follow her?
Look at this way: The 50 years later scenario you are pushing, by far and away, is the exception and not the rule. Question is, with regards to basic facts, why do you insist being unrealistic? Get real.
Keep these facts in mind, Mr "Realistic": www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/research/us-...
The basic fact is Trump and ICE do not have the authority to carry out mass deportations in this manner. Please explain how the Alien Enemies Act applies to Venezuelan asylum seekers. Please explain how it applies to Kilmar Obrega Garcia, a Salvadoran. Or any others. Who are we at war with?
Go Lauren Underwood! I respect her leadership in Illinois.
Ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside.
Great job on that questioning by Underwood..she didn't let her get away with their usual blabbing lying non sense & trying to avoid answering the Yes or No question!👍👏👏
But it will make zero difference because trump and his people don’t care about congress, constitution or law. They aren’t going to stop doing what they want without some form of intervention. The judges who are ruling against them need to issue contempt orders and have them arrested.
I think the goal is to keep hammering the truth out of them so people on the fringe will start to sway over to a more reasonable outlook.
They don't care about truth or reality. Everything they accuse everyone else of is their own projections and hate for all other humans and other living creatures on this planet.
COVID further fractured some already addled brains and now they are fully Trumpified. That means scapegoating is fully baked in
If they haven't yet...............
And send the MARSHALLS to arrest them.
😡😡😡
This person is so stupid that they should be given some kind of award for stupidity!
I want these bigots to feel real pain, suffering, and loss. I don't think America can survive without the legal remedies needed to make that happen. They would fuck, work to death, kill, or eat every last one of us just to avoid accountability.
And they are
The “do you believe” format annoys me. Better: Are you aware of the due process clause? that the executive branch is bound by the due process clause? the rest of the Constitution?Do you intend to stop the deporting Americans? Do you intend to comply with the due process clause for all in the USA?
Exactly!
She would still answer 'due process is to do blah blah.. the executive is authorised to blah blah.. we have not deported blah blah' She would still just lie. There is no gotcha.
Exactly. You cannot shame the shameless. All of them, like their orange boss, are completely untethered from telling the truth. And they don't care that we know that they're lying.
Untethered is the word. Most of us are tethered by being shamed, in front of our family, or colleagues that we know would be better. These guys.
Since forever, Republicans' super power has been their utter shamelessness. They've perfected that power over time to now, where there is no actual "fact" or reasoning that you can provide to them that will make them move away from whatever lying talking point they're pushing at the moment.
Did u murder that man 'not I did not' we have footage 'he needed to be murdered '
Did you shoot the guy in Chicago? No, I wasn't even in Chicago. You were. Okay, but I didn't have a gun. You did. Okay, but the gun wasn't loaded. It was. But I didn't fire it. You did. Okay, but he had really pissed me off. Capiche?
Next question? Yes Zak Bradley from fuck knows.
Why do you think that the trolls and vatniks that Krasnov appointed will give you a respectful or truthful answer ? Nazis do not recognize your right to democracy. You don’t stop them by debating, you crush their skulls on the pavement if you want to deal with them
Seems messy in a congressional setting.
It’s not a congressional act, probably that’s why
Like your line of questioning better!
Interesting comment from Quora, didn't make note of the poster, sorry. They said they learned in their political science class that when all three branches of government are controlled by one party, they can ignore the law because there is no one to hold them accountable.
I agree. If I get stopped speeding I can say "I believe I wasn't speeding". The cop will show me the proof and I get a ticket. Do that with these idiots.
I agree with you, on the other hand, you can tell Noem was rattled afterward. She wasn’t expecting to be muted. Noem’s performance was for Trump, and she didn’t get to impress him.
Good point! The newbie kinda way of grilling these suckers always makes me cringe. Come on! They should do way better!
Even better, I wish they'd stop calling it "deporting" You can't deport a lawful citizen. What they're doing is kidnapping and imprisoning lawful citizens without due process.
Exactly
The questioning is all so they can have “breaking news” scoops on the most corrupt political admin the US has ever seen. They’re more worried about clicks and views than they are with law being followed. Because they WILL be alright during the economic implosion that’s rapidly approaching.
They should call it exile, because that is what it is. It's exiling American citizens.
I prefer to call it "Human trafficking."
It’s all human trafficking. Without due process this stuff is insane. Even with due process Americans can’t be deported under the law.
THIS, THIS,THIS!! ⬆️
I agree. They should be asking all of your questions too. Congress is just trying to get on record a yes or no as to whether they understand what the constitution says so they can come back later in legal proceedings to say “were you lying then or are you lying now?” It’s a legal maneuver.
You mean kidnapping and sending them to a prison camp without due process that sends people out, free to walk out of the airport??? Still not "deporting!"
I agree. Belief has nothing to do with this; we are dealing with facts and not opinions.
Lisa - exactly, thank you!
I feel like these reporters would all ask, "Do you believe the earth is round?"
Exactly. It’s the format that turns news into propaganda.
Agreed, but you dont want to ask a closed-end question all the time. Then they answer "yes" or "no" and then shut down when you dont want them to.
The 'do you believe' format does allow her to be questioned directly to the heart of the Oath of Office she wore.
Ranking Member Underwood knows how to pull rank, take names, and kick-A. That is how it's done. www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2025/0...
Way better than a strongly worded letter that the public never gets to read.
It seems impossible for Magats to say "yes" or "no". I was taught these words at a very early age
Were it not for "Due Process" Traitor Don would be in Prison Right Now ...
Beyond disappointing. I had great respect for him, and he blew it. Should have been fired the day the J6 hearings wrapped up.
Black women bringing the smoke!
Meanwhile our top male reps are threatening to write a letter 😡🤬
Chuck Schumer is what would happen if the phrase 'tee hee' came to life
Came to say this
She’s outstanding also a nurse and my representative in congress
I've been so proud of our Illinois Representatives kicking into gear! Governor Pritzker too.
Love!
There is a direct correlation between excessive injection of filler in body parts like the lips and faulty brain function.
🎯 Especially the narcissistic egomaniac personality disorder 🤬
Every time I see her give an interview, this is all I can think of
Noem is like that bubblegum you found on the bottom of your favorite shoes - disgusting, useless, and you can't wait to throw it in the garbage where it belongs.
Bubblegum is too good for Noem or anyone in Felon's 47 cabinet. They are all dog 💩 that you accidently stepped in and curse yourself for it.
Big ugly knt.
Noem, as expected, is lying!
Simple questions become difficult to answer when you are performing for a madman.
I think most of this is distraction from the billions being made by all from the trumpcoin scam. Courts will slow it but headlines remain, media, apparently, has difficulty with chewing gum and walking.
It is not a distraction it’s an addition. If you aren’t outraged by this too I can’t help you.
Oh I’m outraged, just posting it so we continue to watch and document the grift. There’s so much, daily, that it proves the “flood the zone” approach is going strong.
Puppy killer lied?!?! 😳😳😳
Team Nuremberg, doing what they do best. Lie, hurt our country, and use the Constitution as toilet paper.
Why won’t anybody point out to her face that they weren’t deported? They were straight up kidnapped and trafficked.
I'm old enough to remember when this was called perjury.
youtu.be/uCZMKpTp4Uk?...
Lauren Underwood was brilliant. She really stood her ground
I applaud Rep. Underwood. Thank-you.👏
Does she know where her purse is?
Her Mar-a-Lago whore makeover is complete, from lips to extensions to soul removal. Then again, she may never have had one. What ghoul shoots a puppy.
Soul removal 💀
All that effort to look so awful.
That bitch never had a soul!
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Never had a soul, but it has a YouTube channel for beauty. No sould. No ethics. Not even a rancher!
Let’s focus on who she is, not what she looks like, and especially not with that pejorative.
I wouldn’t make fun of someone’s genetic features. She chose the Trump Housewives from Hell look.
Well said! Thanks for speaking out against the dynamic where women are disproportionately judged by their looks. But there is an important distinction when someone CHOOSES the Mara-a-lago makeover… That said, there’s plenty to call out without hating on someone’s cosmetic procedures
All i see is a black soul.
I am a fan of anyone who can wipe that disgusting smirk off that Botox-filled collagen-infused arrogantly evil Cruella Deville face of Kristi Noem. I’d be a much bigger fan if they can sentence her to life in CECOT in El Salvador, under the same conditions in which she enjoys seeing others suffer.
Kristi Noem is so far up Trump’s a** she’s probably forgotten what “American citizen” actually means.
At this point, Noem seems more loyal to Trump than to facts or the Constitution.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks. No offense to rocks.
Or Botox.
Or dumb people
Detaining. Questioning and deporting. Shameful behavior for these fascists that pretend to be Patriots. They don't even deserve the right to own a U.S. flag based on this behavior. nymag.com/intelligence...
WTF? We're turning into a 3rd world dictatorship.
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Or boxes.
Another laugh out loud in here 😂😂😂😂😂
Or posts.
I thought you said hot as a box of rocks… weird that they both make sense sorta.
Take the Botox and fillers and she would deflate like the Wicked Witch of the West.
I just want to brag a little bit that we are proud of our representative. Lauren, keep up the great work.
What a pretty but empty vessel...
Noem is a bobblehead.
Both literally and figuratively.
UNDERWOOD: Do you believe that the US government has the authority to deport American citizens NOEM: No, & we are not deporting US citizens UNDERWOOD: Several American citizens have been deported --- She cannot do her job. Not even a clear yes/no about the Constitution's Amendment 5. She is FUBAR.
And Gestapo is now named ICE.
That should be shared more. I wonder how they would feel being compared?
Some of them would feel proud. Others not so much.
And still so many silent. Banning The Diary of Anne Frank is fascism at its finest.
And still so many silent. Banning The Diary of Anne Frank is fascism at its finest. --- Yes it is. This one leaves no doubt at all ! The fascist are pushing on all fronts. Calling them out as fascists & showing the proof; like banning THAT book ! ONLY fascists/nazis want that one banned !
The article is a screenshot from a video covering the Liberation of people in Nazi concentration camps, and after U.S soldiers entered the camp
Today the Gestapo a.k.a ICE is rounding up people to send to concentration camps again, just as they did in the late 1930s. -The MAGAs: Make Americas Gestapo Again.
Don the Con is NOT behind that message ! He has this awful allergic problem: The TRUTH ! He has to avoid it at any cost. By all means.
The Nuremberg trial transcript should be mandatory reading…
But but but Don the Con doesn't like reading more than 2 lines of text. It makes him very confused.
She got her bag stolen in a restaurant. I am for imprint certain she is unqualified.
Stolen & with security personell there ! Doesn't know the Constitution she swore to uphold. She might "take the 5th", but does not seem to know more than a fraction of the 5th Amendment. Don the Con appears to have only dingleberries in his 'administration'. Don must not be seen as the most stupid.
As long as they do the dirty work and they are willing.
LIAR!
She is the definition of vapid.
Chalk up more inexperience and too much ego
Repub-lie-cans can’t tell the truth bc the truth is they can’t win a fair election.
👏👏👏 Right to the point. Republicans lie. We can’t have a real democracy or real solutions to the problems Americans face until that problem is solved. Everyone (left, right and center) should be upset about the compulsive lies.
Hitler once said "the bigger the lie is ,the more you will get people to believe in that lie."
100%. The amount of self-loathing has to be staggering. No wonder they hate everything and everyone.
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She's simply too stupid to be answering these questions. This was almost cruel.
They all lie.
#AlternateFacts
Nome is a puppet. She has been rehearst to perfection. She does the Republican talk a lot,say nothing and waste time. The perfect bobblehead and she can smile too. Nome is no home.
She’s not loving that
Oh, tee hee, I must have been hair and makeup or searching for my purse!!
When you hire people because they're pretty and not because they are good, you end up with shit employees. It's as true in a medical office as it is in the oval office.
Who is she? Looks like some middle-aged, very minor friend of Cindy Crawford circa 2000
Yes or No, simple question
Too much highlighter on the nose. Not cute.
Not deported. Kidnapped.
Lying liars gonna lie.
At this point they are asking rhetorical questions. The justice system is already being ignored. Dems are 20 steps behind. Jesus we are cooked.
I can tell she is lying, her bulbous lips are moving.
Guillotine
fabriquer une guillotine Note, I disagree with some of the build choices. But, it works. See www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZhZ...
Do his tits fit in champagne glasses?
fabulous! mango as marie! 😆
Dumb bitch.
The fuck is going on with her face? Laminated face fuck
She is lying!
Lying without conscience is one of the absolute qualification requirements of the MAGA Administration 🍊💩🤬
But her make up and botox are perfection.
Pull together the evidence, and go after her for lying to Congress already.
Deport Noem
So the administration gets to define who is and isn't a citizen now?
Time spent on makeup / hair > Preparation for questions
Put her A$$ in jail until all Americans are returned. See how hard she works to get them back.
So she lied under oath to Congress????
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
I would say she's playing dumb, but I am not sure she is playing!!
As a South Dakota resident I am confident that she is not playing. See (flails wildly) everything
I pray that one day, they all end up in prison for the atrocities they are committing in real time🤬🔥
We will be waiting a long time!
Question: who has been deported that is an American citizen?
Google is your friend.
At least these. www.pbs.org/newshour/sho... But that's just what we know of.
Thank you
Nor does the US government have the authority to deport non citizens without due process.
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Deportation is the decision reached after due process happens. Up till that time it is kidnapping and human trafficking to forcibly remove anyone from the US.
Immigrants are not "illegal" — no human being is. What’s truly illegal is when immigrants are denied due process under the law. The federal government, including officials like DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, should be held accountable for ignoring these legal protections.
calling them aliens is disgusting....straight out of the nazi playbook.Making them sound like martians/not even human....
Those god damn extensions tho
My God, how horrible how does she look - can anyone let her know the caked on makeup isn't elegant And Yes, I'm throwing that comment out there - for all the disrespect the right shows to women on the left they can deal with there own BS No decorum from me anymore
The Mar-a-Largo special - all the R gals look the same
Except you are, dog killer. Except you are.
This could with 💯 justification have been followed up with: “You, my republican colleagues, are assholes”
Soul crushing that this is where we are.
PUT THAT BISSHHH in HER DAMNED PLACE! 👏
Good one Christian!
Good one !