Have they asked the DOGE script kiddies? There seems to be some connections there.
Have they asked the DOGE script kiddies? There seems to be some connections there.
Perhaps he played a few rounds on his phone in the waiting room at Bethesda.
"Big Balls gave him $200 for a quarter ounce, but this is just oregano! Damn right we're going to arrest him!"
Are those like the force germs in Star Wars? Cool!
Some up and coming investigative reporter should do a deep dive into any possible kick backs from the construction of these facilities. I'm sure that money's earning interest in somebody's bank account.
"Out, damned spot! out, I say! —One: two: why, then, 'tis time to do't. —Hell is murky! —Fie, my lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account? —Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him."
"Well, my close friend, Vladimir Putin, for one. Also, the guy he put in charge of Ukraine, Viktor Yanukovych, before they kicked him out. Paul Manafort told me he talked about me all the time. Then, there's Viktor Orbán... say, you ever notice how many of these guys names start with a 'V'?"
There's this, but yeah, not even close. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgpy... (from the documentary, 'All the President's Men Revisited')
I hear the sound of a gaslight blowing a dog whistle.
If they've diluted their districts and pissed off enough citizens that they actually lose ground, well that would be some Texas-sized irony right there, y'all.
But crime always goes down when there's a peacetime military presence. Just ask the women of Okinawa. 😞
This is horrible! I can't choose between world's tiniest violin or sad trombone!
*Man of Steal.
Pope killing couch fucker says what?
Your logical fallacy is: False Dichotomy. Your argument implies that a military occupation of a city is the only method of increasing public safety.
Can we just send it all to RFK, Jr? That guy will eat anything.
You'd think there would be some sort of international law against waging war under color of another nation's flag.
Do they have a Nobel prize for irony?
"...and so I said 'wreck her? I hardly knew her!' Thank you, thank you very much. It's really great to be back at the South Queens Rotary Club. I'd like to thank Bob Mankowitz for inviting me... where is Bob? Is he here? Oh, I didn't see you sitting right in front of me. Bob Mankowitz, everybody!"
"And this one, my favorite, yep, also made in China."
And she collected a paycheck as a model before she had the requisite work visa. I assume that means she also lied on her visa application.
Tomorrow's headline: Nuclear Football Found In Adult Bookstore Peepshow Booth
Somebody needs to check The Old Grey Lady for rigor mortis.
If JD Vance were a character on Downton Abbey, why would it always be Thomas Barrow? www.able2uk.com/news/disabil...
"Ah, Moscow. Where the hooker pee smells like caviar!"
"The Russian speaking residents of the Alaskan oblast want to be liberated. They overwhelmingly voted for it!"
I was expecting a pillar of salt.
Besides, our air traffic control didn't go to shit until after some moron appointed a woefully unqualified reality show star to head up the department, and let a bunch of teenage script kiddies decimate it to purportedly "save money".
I didn't think that was possible, but I'll take your word.
Maybe he will "adopt" him.
They were probably still charging by the minute for a connection.
89% would offer up their own daughters.
What ever happened to that lady that said "let them eat cake", anyhow?
"My name's Bender! I bend stuff!"
Ronald "Jimmy" Milhouse Ford
"Yes, over here, Mr. President. The Daily Snark readers want to know, why are you such a giant pussy when it comes to sanctions on Russia?"
I think you mean "back to blue", like it was before being gerrymandered.
Sure, whatever. Spoken like a man who's never even eaten roadkill.
I recommend the tea. It's downright radiant.
Drones flying beyond visual range? That should make air travel safer. 🤦
Also incredulous that Big Balls is a software "engineer". Have you ever met a 19 year old engineer of any discipline? Fucking script kiddie deserves a beatdown for that claim alone.
So that would be good for Putin, wouldn't it? Is that what this is really all about, releasing classified information to the benefit of Putin?
And then he'll use that as an excuse for tanking the economy.
Definitely a clown.
New rule: Every news story, every post, every mention of Herr Drumpf or his regime must contain the word "corruption".
Oh the irony if this is what finally gets them to.
What happened to 'if the president does it, it can't be illegal?'
'Energize and focus' sounds like boardroom speak for 'contractually obligated to stop shit-posting.'
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's no Sherlock Holmes.
"Morning, boss! Say, have you accepted Satan in your heart today?"
Shout out to the Beagle Bros Peek & Poke Chart. It hung directly above my ][+ for easy reference.
The program most responsible for luring me into a graphic design career path. I would spend hours in the pixel editor to make playfield designs, several years before the debut of MacPaint.
Just treat the humans as the animals they are. "Hey little buddy! What's your name? Who's a good boy? Would you like a treat?"
I believe the word is "perjured."
"What happens in Helsinki, stays in Helsinki, comrade Krasnov."
"Sorry, combat vehicle was in the shop getting detailed."
His attention span is the only thing smaller than his wee knob. It can't even get a sentence off.
Skin tone checks out.
"Yes, I deluded myself into believing those things, too!" -- Red Hat
Wait until they start "recruiting" for specific skill sets. Tech workers beware.
When did khaki's become standard ICE uniform? Oh. Right.
What, no mention of the 34 felony convictions for fraud?
"And now, without further ado, allow me to introduce the new Paramount Ombudsman, Big Balls! Everyone please put your hands together for Big Balls!"
Not a lawyer, but doesn't a pardon remove or at least weaken your right to plead the 5th in testimony relevant to the pardoned crime?
Well now it makes sense.
I have questions: How many beers does it hold, and is it insulated?
My prediction: She will drop a "bombshell" during live testimony that _she_ wrote the Trump birthday letter for him (because he's too lazy to write a birthday card for his best pal), and the MAGA faithful will consider him completely exonerated. Book closed, so to speak.
Well, he _is_ a lazy POS with little to no creative ability, so there's a fair chance that he just told her to do it for him when asked. Slipping in a vague reference to something incriminating also fits her modus operandi.
"A really big man, with muscles and hair everywhere..."
It's weird how every action he takes benefits Putin.
That's odd phrasing for "never declared bankruptcy."
Because Ghislaine wasn't his only enabler?
A constant drip of juicy new details is how it's written in the Republican dirty tricks manual. Let's try that.
Baby Grok sounds like what Elmo calls his 'O' face.
"Duchess hasn't had a bit of spotted dick in over a week!"
An epic hack would be to switch the Fox News feed to C-SPAN senate coverage right now.
"I could rape a dozen under-aged girls in a mansion on Fifth Avenue, and I wouldn't lose a single vote!"
So, you're saying it *was* Antifa? \s
Dateline: June 10, 2025 oilprice.com/Energy/Energ...
The Europeans had just decided to lower the price cap on Russian oil, in an effort to starve their economy. So this unilateral action by Trump will once again benefit Putin and sustain his war on Ukraine.
Don't laugh, that would actually work with his supporters. 😞
"Do you prefer couch fucker, or pope killer?"
Extra ketchup, please! Oh, who am I kidding? They all come with extra ketchup.
Man, could I go for some Freedom Fries about now.
Then the very same vice president "leaked" a fake story to the New York Times, and then nary a few hours later used that story as a "source" and justification for the invasion on Meet The Press with Tim Russert, who's network happened to be owned by the nation's largest defense contractor.
Here it is in cartoon form, suitable for the 3rd grade reading level the original poster might possess: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvOZ...
The I'm Not Sure Party would trounce Trump in a primary!
I'm reminded of this classic SNL skit from 1979: Mommy: Oh, Honey, slow down! Daddy: You know I can’t slow down! Daddy’s gotta go to the bathroom! Daughter: Well, can’t we stop at a gas station?! Daddy: No, no, no, no, no! Daddy can only go at home – you know that!
Nothing a few gallons of bronzer can't cover up.
