Andy Behrman (@electroboyusa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I'm so honored that you're reading "Electroboy." Anyone can DM me for a special deal with shipping for a brand new first edition copy which I'll sign to them!
Born in Kansas π»πͺοΈ Lives in Mexico π²π½βοΈ USN Veteran & Liberal AF & Married ADHDβeificationed βSome people have to learn the really really really hard way.β -Mom πΊπ¦ π΅πΈ = Genocide is not Acceptable LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
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view profile on Bluesky Andy Behrman (@electroboyusa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I'm so honored that you're reading "Electroboy." Anyone can DM me for a special deal with shipping for a brand new first edition copy which I'll sign to them!
Michael J. Golub (@michaeljgolub.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
One Of Our Thursdays is Missing, and Lost In A Good Book (both by Jasper Fford), and Never Flinch (@StephenKing).
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you π β
John Potter (@snakeman49.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"Strongmen" by Ruth Ben-Ghiat, "Black Earth" by Timothy Snyder, and "It Chooses You" by Miranda July. The first is a comparison of 20th and 21st century authoritarians; the second a detailed history of Nazism and WWII; the third is very strange, but intriguing novel.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you π β
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a great backdrop for new recruits at boot camp π«€
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
If and when the full #EpsteinFiles or #TrumpFiles come out it will be the biggest human trafficking & pedophile ring story in the history of mankind. Nothing will compare. You can tell itβs unimaginable in scale and depravity by how many people are trying so hard to make it go away.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)
I like to read two books at a time. One a self help style book & another entertaining but also educational book. Iβm reading βThe Happiness Trap,β by Russ Harris & βElectroboy,β by Andy Behrman. @electroboyusa.bsky.social I highly recommend both thus far. What are you reading? Any recommendations?
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Her dad was a teamster. What a dumb traitor.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly cannot think of one job RFK Jr, Djt (Little Hands no Brain), or Tulsi Gabbard (The Russian Nesting Doll Full of Batschit) would be functional at in all of employment anywhere on the planet.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I like how Sebastian Janikowskiβs name was too long and they just entered his first
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Please tell me a reporter will at least ask for a reason why the flyover is happening π
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)
We have two new nominees for the Most Floridian Hall of Fame πππ
RandomWhiteGuy (@thereelrandom.bsky.social) reposted
My wife shared this with me and Iβm tellin youβ¦ itβs worth the read.
Not THAT Frank Gruber (@jimmycarson43.bsky.social) reposted
@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social Miss this?
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
βPolice said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia and a baby alligator.β Florida truly is a Magic Kingdom
Rick of this Shit (@sameastheold.bsky.social) reposted
It says a lot about America, that it would rather give up democracy, than do the unthinkable and apply the law to the wealthy and powerful in the same manner it is applied to the poor.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
#1 gif search result for : Kristi Noem
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
When gun violence is the leading cause of death for our children yes this would be hard to argue itβs not an emergency
News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted
NEW: A devastating before and after montage of Rasheed Street in Gaza City. Put together by local photojournalist, Motaz Azaiza.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow that screams desperation
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
This gives me hope. I donβt think even the evil GOP can gerrymander any place enough to over turn how much they are hated.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
But sheβs very concerned about not being concerned with anything important to the every day citizens of Maine
Rose Schmits (@roseschmits.bsky.social) reposted
New pots going online 11am uk x
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
New hair and makeup glow up
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereβs almost zero chance he resigns, the only way possible is that Putini tells him has to for some reason
Kait Richardson π₯ (@thryse.com) reposted
Im sorry to ask, but Iβm a disabled chronically ill trans woman with no income in Trumpβs America and Iβm trying very hard to survive and recover. Could you see your way to helping me with a donation? #transcrowdfund #disability #crowdfunding #gofundme πΈπππΈ
Steve Rosenberg (@bbcstever.bsky.social) reposted
βRussiaβs economy is rapidly approaching freezing point,β warns one Russian paper today, adding βThe economy risks going into the red.β Another paper reports: Russiaβs Education Ministry has sent schools βa list of patriotic songs for children to learn.β #ReadingRussia
The cake is not a lie (@thecakeisnotalie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I think how late it starts will also be telling
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
First question: βMr. Sultan President of Excellency, can you stand up?β
Lev Parnas (@levparnas.bsky.social) reposted
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Lev Parnas (@levparnas.bsky.social) reposted
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Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomorrowβs makeup will be interesting
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I stopped watching after βitβs just as easy to solve a small problem as a big problemβ Wow he is a complete fuggin moron
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump post stroke: βturday blather we to nize der corn of the groceries which make Rudy drinks ans when 9/11 happened he gave the city hop when tingz werst dark but thatβs not as I do. Tuddy I am givinst Rudy tha prezident medal of honor becuz Iβm not going to pay him backs never.β
ππ¦ππππ πΎπ¦π£π (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
By far my favorite part of January 6.
lorem ipsum π§π·πΊπΈ (@whiskeynachos.bsky.social) reposted
This by WSJ is one of the best articles of journalism about the Russian-Ukraine war. A thoroughly sourced account of why Ukraine won the battle of Kyiv in the winter of 2022.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
He will be seated the entire time, wearing boxing gloves and baseball cap.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Shaky getting on stage and then:
mrmoa.bsky.social (@mrmoa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Iβm waiting for the Cabinet meetings where everyone has to speak in post-stroke voice because that is now the official MAGA accent. Maybe Noem will get plastic surgery to make the left side of her face droopy.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
His entire life has been dabbling in dangerous fantasies to now full deep end dangerous fantasies
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Wet brain Giuliani would probably rather get a lifetime supply of Kentucky Gentleman π₯
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)
This staff member deserves an awardπ
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
And him
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
And her
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel the same as her:
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he lost the ability to speak and is stuck like that for a year or two
minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Silly B Man (@lawnerd.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Know whatβs funny? Him having a stroke and NOT dying.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Unable to speak. Lives a year or more. GOP would not be able to 25th him and it would be hilarious. The White House press secretary(no I refuse to learn her name), βThe presidentβs hand written notes are the most smartest notes in the history of mankind after the Ten Commandment notes!β
Netjel (@netjel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)
#DementiaMotelGolfClubOwner47 takes stroke 86 on the back nine
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes youtu.be/Gs9afJV84tc?...
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes youtu.be/aFh08JEKDYk?...
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)
πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ πΊπΈπππππππππΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈπππππππΊπΈπΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπππππΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈππππππππΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Side note, John Gruden is built like a retired ninja turtle
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)
πΊπΈπππππππππΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈπππππππΊπΈπΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπππππΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈππππππππΊπΈ On September 11th, 2025 a holographic John McCain will recreate the Obama walk and break the news that the worldβs most dangerous terrorist has died on the toilet in a thunderous speech. π«‘
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I read this as felineous because I was looking at your cat, fun times
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Roman Polanski as producer and an executive producer nod to Harvey Weinstein too. Why not
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Also whoa π³ lots of good people were in that crowd π«€ bsky.app/profile/1kr5...
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems pretty cut and dry. Man charged with sedition. Gets a pardon from guy who incited the seditious riot. I donβt know how much easier it can be to charge aiding and abetting sedition than that? π€·ββοΈ
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Aiding and abetting sedition*
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatβs going to be hilarious
Adam Cochran (@adamscochran.bsky.social) reposted
1/31 I believe there is growing evidence, that the White House is covering up the fact that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes. AND that he likely had a more significant ischemic stroke this week.
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This does a good job ad links to it. But basically, a pretty convincing case for all the weirdness adding up to stroke. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/it-s-time-...
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reposted
God, Mawd, mother the Universe, π½, whomever is in charge if anything, Iβve never asked for this before but we need a hard & cruel ending for a certain person. Itβs for the good of humanity! π We π will deal with the JD team ourselves. The world needs this! πΊπΈπππππππππΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈπππππππΊπΈπΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπππππΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈππππππππΊπΈ
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
A day when I was in the throws of death, βNEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE.β Thank for your attention to my usual opposite of the truth statement in this matter!
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
π€·ββοΈ tick tock MFer
Will James (@willjames.bsky.social) reposted
Holy shit. The Stranger's @vivmccall.bsky.social attends the Sean Feucht prayer rally in Gas Works Park and walks away with one of the best pieces of magazine writing I've seen come out of Seattle in a long time. @thestranger.com
Erin Sellers (@merrywanderer.bsky.social) reposted
This story RIPS. The βgod is a furryβ photo with the caption βnew information about god. The interview with the reverend who thinks Feuchtβs music sucks. The counterprotest by someone who calls themself Wario Kazoo Savage. I am locked tf in
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)
God, Mawd, mother the Universe, π½, whomever is in charge if anything, Iβve never asked for this before but we need a hard & cruel ending for a certain person. Itβs for the good of humanity! π We π will deal with the JD team ourselves. The world needs this! πΊπΈπππππππππΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈπππππππΊπΈπΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπππππΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ πΊπΈπΊπΈππππππππΊπΈ
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess Sinaloa is too close???
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds liberal & law abidingβ¦ we are in our WWE US phase. If youβre not a psychotic heel or a Superman Cena you are nothing to the MSM & they canβt find any Cenaβs bcuz fear & chaos draw eyeballs so we are perpetually fuxxed until the βIβm from the govβt, & Iβm here to helpβ moment in their offices.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Administration of Bloodπ©Έ& Stoolπ© is all about suffering.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
As the DoJ tells the court that it will not remove unaccompanied minors to Guatemala, we can only hope theyβre telling the truth.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)
In death, a member of Project 2025 American Mayhem has a name. His name, is Dumberthana Possum. (Everyone Chants) His name was Dumberthana Possum His name was Dumberthana Possum His name was Dumberthana Possum
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)
Itβs happening September 11th, 2025 Get a bottle ready πΎ π π π π₯ #FinalCountdown #TheEvent #TheBunkerEndingPart2
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/kmfeKUNDDYs?...
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
π€·ββοΈ
George Conway ππΊπΈπ₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a great thread explaining the end of the golden escalator going down. bsky.app/profile/gtco...
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
If heβs a strong man then Iβm Louis Armstrong
Gordon Funk (@hongu12.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
National guard are sharpening their spades ready to dig a hole
Epstein Files (@jusnews.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
All my chips are on stroke. I won all my chips on previous mini stroke bets. π
Roy Batty (@on-tannhausergate.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
God, I hope he lingers and suffers I hope itβs painful physically and existentially, and I hope his inner circle knifes the fuck out of each other in the process
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Appears not to be. I donβt see anyway he actually played golf or swung any clubs
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Can someone receive the Nobel for invoking international peace by dying??? That would be hilarious.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Taylor swift as Obama recreating the Bin Laden walk and speech.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed. Some assholes are trying to make believe itβs some strategy to raise money. No fuggin way! Dude doesnβt play 3D chess. Heβs an insane demented unwell demon and something is off for sure. Going to be funny either way because his people are so dumb & unprofessional itβs going to be hilarious.
altNOAA πΊπΈ (@altnoaa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I mean, no matter what... something weird is happening. Why would they pump out an old video? Why? And he's a camera hog. He lives for the spotlight. When has he not walked over to the press and given statements when they're outside? It's all weird.
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly thought that was possible because heβs an insane sadistic clown
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
What???
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)
Ummm π hey, I found yall a huge story? Kinda big? Like 330 million people affected big! AND it includes yourselves personally. @cnn.com @msnbc.com @the-independent.com @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com @nytimes.com @wsj.com @cnbc.com @theatlantic.com @theguardian.com @aljazeera.com
Agentπ΅π»ββοΈ355 πΊπ¦(ππΊπΈβοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent
βTick tock MFerβ -The Reaper