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AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ)

@schmidtjokes.bsky.social

Born in Kansas 🌻πŸŒͺ️ Lives in Mexico πŸ‡²πŸ‡½β˜€οΈ USN Veteran & Liberal AF & Married ADHD’eificationed β€œSome people have to learn the really really really hard way.” -Mom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ = Genocide is not Acceptable LGBTQ+ rights are human rights

created December 10, 2023

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Profile picture Andy Behrman (@electroboyusa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I'm so honored that you're reading "Electroboy." Anyone can DM me for a special deal with shipping for a brand new first edition copy which I'll sign to them!

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Profile picture Michael J. Golub (@michaeljgolub.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

One Of Our Thursdays is Missing, and Lost In A Good Book (both by Jasper Fford), and Never Flinch (@StephenKing).

2/9/2025, 11:00:19 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you πŸ™ βœ…

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Profile picture John Potter (@snakeman49.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"Strongmen" by Ruth Ben-Ghiat, "Black Earth" by Timothy Snyder, and "It Chooses You" by Miranda July. The first is a comparison of 20th and 21st century authoritarians; the second a detailed history of Nazism and WWII; the third is very strange, but intriguing novel.

2/9/2025, 11:15:24 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you πŸ™ βœ…

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a great backdrop for new recruits at boot camp 🫀

2/9/2025, 8:37:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

If and when the full #EpsteinFiles or #TrumpFiles come out it will be the biggest human trafficking & pedophile ring story in the history of mankind. Nothing will compare. You can tell it’s unimaginable in scale and depravity by how many people are trying so hard to make it go away.

2/9/2025, 8:36:48 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)

I like to read two books at a time. One a self help style book & another entertaining but also educational book. I’m reading β€œThe Happiness Trap,” by Russ Harris & β€œElectroboy,” by Andy Behrman. @electroboyusa.bsky.social I highly recommend both thus far. What are you reading? Any recommendations?

Picture of two books. The Happiness Trap by Russ Harris and Electroboy by Andy Behrman.
2/9/2025, 6:54:40 PM | 15 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Her dad was a teamster. What a dumb traitor.

2/9/2025, 6:28:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I honestly cannot think of one job RFK Jr, Djt (Little Hands no Brain), or Tulsi Gabbard (The Russian Nesting Doll Full of Batschit) would be functional at in all of employment anywhere on the planet.

2/9/2025, 6:12:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I like how Sebastian Janikowski’s name was too long and they just entered his first

2/9/2025, 6:07:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Please tell me a reporter will at least ask for a reason why the flyover is happening πŸ™

2/9/2025, 5:56:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)

We have two new nominees for the Most Floridian Hall of Fame πŸ†πŸ’€πŸ†

2/9/2025, 5:55:44 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RandomWhiteGuy (@thereelrandom.bsky.social) reposted

My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.

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Profile picture Not THAT Frank Gruber (@jimmycarson43.bsky.social) reposted

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social Miss this?

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

β€œPolice said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia and a baby alligator.” Florida truly is a Magic Kingdom

2/9/2025, 5:51:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick of this Shit (@sameastheold.bsky.social) reposted

It says a lot about America, that it would rather give up democracy, than do the unthinkable and apply the law to the wealthy and powerful in the same manner it is applied to the poor.

2/9/2025, 5:42:47 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

#1 gif search result for : Kristi Noem

2/9/2025, 5:45:29 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

When gun violence is the leading cause of death for our children yes this would be hard to argue it’s not an emergency

2/9/2025, 5:41:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted

NEW: A devastating before and after montage of Rasheed Street in Gaza City. Put together by local photojournalist, Motaz Azaiza.

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow that screams desperation

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

This gives me hope. I don’t think even the evil GOP can gerrymander any place enough to over turn how much they are hated.

2/9/2025, 9:24:52 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

But she’s very concerned about not being concerned with anything important to the every day citizens of Maine

2/9/2025, 9:17:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rose Schmits (@roseschmits.bsky.social) reposted

New pots going online 11am uk x

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

New hair and makeup glow up

2/9/2025, 7:36:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s almost zero chance he resigns, the only way possible is that Putini tells him has to for some reason

2/9/2025, 7:16:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kait Richardson πŸ₯” (@thryse.com) reposted

Im sorry to ask, but I’m a disabled chronically ill trans woman with no income in Trump’s America and I’m trying very hard to survive and recover. Could you see your way to helping me with a donation? #transcrowdfund #disability #crowdfunding #gofundme πŸ’ΈπŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’Έ

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Profile picture Steve Rosenberg (@bbcstever.bsky.social) reposted

β€œRussia’s economy is rapidly approaching freezing point,” warns one Russian paper today, adding β€œThe economy risks going into the red.” Another paper reports: Russia’s Education Ministry has sent schools β€œa list of patriotic songs for children to learn.” #ReadingRussia

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Profile picture The cake is not a lie (@thecakeisnotalie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I think how late it starts will also be telling

2/9/2025, 4:19:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

First question: β€œMr. Sultan President of Excellency, can you stand up?”

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Profile picture Lev Parnas (@levparnas.bsky.social) reposted

open.substack.com/pub/levremem...

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Profile picture Lev Parnas (@levparnas.bsky.social) reposted

open.substack.com/pub/levremem...

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Tomorrow’s makeup will be interesting

2/9/2025, 4:07:37 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I stopped watching after β€œit’s just as easy to solve a small problem as a big problem” Wow he is a complete fuggin moron

2/9/2025, 3:25:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump post stroke: β€œturday blather we to nize der corn of the groceries which make Rudy drinks ans when 9/11 happened he gave the city hop when tingz werst dark but that’s not as I do. Tuddy I am givinst Rudy tha prezident medal of honor becuz I’m not going to pay him backs never.”

2/9/2025, 3:19:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•Šπ•¦π•Ÿπ••π•’π•– 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

By far my favorite part of January 6.

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Profile picture lorem ipsum πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@whiskeynachos.bsky.social) reposted

This by WSJ is one of the best articles of journalism about the Russian-Ukraine war. A thoroughly sourced account of why Ukraine won the battle of Kyiv in the winter of 2022.

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

He will be seated the entire time, wearing boxing gloves and baseball cap.

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Shaky getting on stage and then:

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Profile picture mrmoa.bsky.social (@mrmoa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I’m waiting for the Cabinet meetings where everyone has to speak in post-stroke voice because that is now the official MAGA accent. Maybe Noem will get plastic surgery to make the left side of her face droopy.

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

His entire life has been dabbling in dangerous fantasies to now full deep end dangerous fantasies

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

No

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Wet brain Giuliani would probably rather get a lifetime supply of Kentucky Gentleman πŸ₯ƒ

2/9/2025, 1:40:49 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)

This staff member deserves an awardπŸ†

DJT taking a picture with some asshole while staff watch Staff member looking at DJT in what appears to be anger and disgust
2/9/2025, 1:39:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

And him

Picture of a worker in the background of DJT taking a photo with a WTF expression
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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

And her

A worker in the background of a picture of DJT looking pissed off
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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel the same as her:

Picture of someone in the mirror looking at DJT and seems nonplussed
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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he lost the ability to speak and is stuck like that for a year or two

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Profile picture minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

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Profile picture Silly B Man (@lawnerd.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Know what’s funny? Him having a stroke and NOT dying.

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Unable to speak. Lives a year or more. GOP would not be able to 25th him and it would be hilarious. The White House press secretary(no I refuse to learn her name), β€œThe president’s hand written notes are the most smartest notes in the history of mankind after the Ten Commandment notes!”

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)

#DementiaMotelGolfClubOwner47 takes stroke 86 on the back nine

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Profile picture Peace (@dogsmile.bsky.social) reposted

What a piece of πŸ’©

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes youtu.be/Gs9afJV84tc?...

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes youtu.be/aFh08JEKDYk?...

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Side note, John Gruden is built like a retired ninja turtle

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ On September 11th, 2025 a holographic John McCain will recreate the Obama walk and break the news that the world’s most dangerous terrorist has died on the toilet in a thunderous speech. 🫑

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I read this as felineous because I was looking at your cat, fun times

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Roman Polanski as producer and an executive producer nod to Harvey Weinstein too. Why not

1/9/2025, 11:11:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Also whoa 😳 lots of good people were in that crowd 🫀 bsky.app/profile/1kr5...

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems pretty cut and dry. Man charged with sedition. Gets a pardon from guy who incited the seditious riot. I don’t know how much easier it can be to charge aiding and abetting sedition than that? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Aiding and abetting sedition*

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha

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Profile picture George Conway πŸ‘ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s going to be hilarious

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Profile picture Adam Cochran (@adamscochran.bsky.social) reposted

1/31 I believe there is growing evidence, that the White House is covering up the fact that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes. AND that he likely had a more significant ischemic stroke this week.

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Profile picture Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

This does a good job ad links to it. But basically, a pretty convincing case for all the weirdness adding up to stroke. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/it-s-time-...

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reposted

God, Mawd, mother the Universe, πŸ‘½, whomever is in charge if anything, I’ve never asked for this before but we need a hard & cruel ending for a certain person. It’s for the good of humanity! πŸ™ We 🌎 will deal with the JD team ourselves. The world needs this! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

A day when I was in the throws of death, β€œNEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE.” Thank for your attention to my usual opposite of the truth statement in this matter!

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ tick tock MFer

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31/8/2025, 11:57:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will James (@willjames.bsky.social) reposted

Holy shit. The Stranger's @vivmccall.bsky.social attends the Sean Feucht prayer rally in Gas Works Park and walks away with one of the best pieces of magazine writing I've seen come out of Seattle in a long time. @thestranger.com

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Profile picture Erin Sellers (@merrywanderer.bsky.social) reposted

This story RIPS. The β€œgod is a furry” photo with the caption β€œnew information about god. The interview with the reverend who thinks Feucht’s music sucks. The counterprotest by someone who calls themself Wario Kazoo Savage. I am locked tf in

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)

God, Mawd, mother the Universe, πŸ‘½, whomever is in charge if anything, I’ve never asked for this before but we need a hard & cruel ending for a certain person. It’s for the good of humanity! πŸ™ We 🌎 will deal with the JD team ourselves. The world needs this! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess Sinaloa is too close???

31/8/2025, 11:34:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds liberal & law abiding… we are in our WWE US phase. If you’re not a psychotic heel or a Superman Cena you are nothing to the MSM & they can’t find any Cena’s bcuz fear & chaos draw eyeballs so we are perpetually fuxxed until the β€œI’m from the gov’t, & I’m here to help” moment in their offices.

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Administration of Blood🩸& StoolπŸ’© is all about suffering.

31/8/2025, 11:03:36 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

As the DoJ tells the court that it will not remove unaccompanied minors to Guatemala, we can only hope they’re telling the truth.

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)

In death, a member of Project 2025 American Mayhem has a name. His name, is Dumberthana Possum. (Everyone Chants) His name was Dumberthana Possum His name was Dumberthana Possum His name was Dumberthana Possum

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)

It’s happening September 11th, 2025 Get a bottle ready 🍾 πŸŽ‰ 🎈 🎊 πŸ₯‚ #FinalCountdown #TheEvent #TheBunkerEndingPart2

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/kmfeKUNDDYs?...

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

A faux MAGA hat that says β€œTrump was Dead About Everything” with a faux signature of the ill sultan on the bill of the red cap
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Profile picture George Conway πŸ‘ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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This is a great thread explaining the end of the golden escalator going down. bsky.app/profile/gtco...

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Profile picture George Conway πŸ‘ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

If he’s a strong man then I’m Louis Armstrong

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Profile picture Gordon Funk (@hongu12.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

National guard are sharpening their spades ready to dig a hole

31/8/2025, 4:57:38 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Epstein Files (@jusnews.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

All my chips are on stroke. I won all my chips on previous mini stroke bets. 😁

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Profile picture Roy Batty (@on-tannhausergate.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

God, I hope he lingers and suffers I hope it’s painful physically and existentially, and I hope his inner circle knifes the fuck out of each other in the process

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Appears not to be. I don’t see anyway he actually played golf or swung any clubs

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Can someone receive the Nobel for invoking international peace by dying??? That would be hilarious.

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Taylor swift as Obama recreating the Bin Laden walk and speech.

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed. Some assholes are trying to make believe it’s some strategy to raise money. No fuggin way! Dude doesn’t play 3D chess. He’s an insane demented unwell demon and something is off for sure. Going to be funny either way because his people are so dumb & unprofessional it’s going to be hilarious.

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Profile picture altNOAA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@altnoaa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I mean, no matter what... something weird is happening. Why would they pump out an old video? Why? And he's a camera hog. He lives for the spotlight. When has he not walked over to the press and given statements when they're outside? It's all weird.

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I honestly thought that was possible because he’s an insane sadistic clown

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

What???

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social)

Ummm πŸ‘‹ hey, I found yall a huge story? Kinda big? Like 330 million people affected big! AND it includes yourselves personally. @cnn.com @msnbc.com @the-independent.com @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com @nytimes.com @wsj.com @cnbc.com @theatlantic.com @theguardian.com @aljazeera.com

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Profile picture AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ) (@schmidtjokes.bsky.social) reply parent

β€œTick tock MFer” -The Reaper

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