〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Bruh Eva’s ‘Big Beautiful Breasts’ was right there. That’s the phrase his broken brain repeats smfh.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Bruh Eva’s ‘Big Beautiful Breasts’ was right there. That’s the phrase his broken brain repeats smfh.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Please upload photo ID and 3D facial scan to receive caffeine loicense to drink verification cans.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Chuck, Hakeem, and their consultants don’t have the balls lol
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah this is consultants attempting to make a meme using what they saw was popular googling memes lol
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember no Russian not gonna make the final cut lmao
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
End of the day, still probably worried about decorum for pushing the line too far or if he is actually dead. Cowards.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Press F to respect women.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
(RFK ironically about to take this from you in a week b/c his blue ribbon committee says it’s causing autism)
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
JP/KR devs mostly stick to gameplay>everything. The image of Chinese groypers mad at Sony being Japanese SBI is funny tho. What could Sony have even been telling them to do? Their last 2 games were Gooner Parrying Barbie and a Kojima foot fetish autism sim. Was it literally ‘don’t be racist’?
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeffries is cooked regardless. Mamdani won his district. The DSA infrastructure is there for it and he’s going to be even less popular than Cuomo in 2026. A Ham Sandwich (D) could win a primary vs Jeffries (or Schumer or maybe even Gillebrand).
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t remember enough of the plot at this point for everything non-combat related, but the finale has you fighting your rival and then God. It’s the most quintessentially Final Fantasy imaginable lol.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
The MMO DNA of XVI’s dev team also shines thru (somewhat laudatory) cause you’re doing a ‘rotation’ and Ramuh+ all have unique gauges while stuff is on cooldown with Odin’s play style focused entirely around that gauge. If you were just waiting for stuff to go on CD then that’s a skill issue.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Odin users are not playing the same game as anybody else. I’ve only played LSA’s demo but I was also just waiting on my ability cooldowns btw??? That describes the combat loop of every game that has abilities lmao??? The Eikon loops felt better than LSA’s weapons and the 2 abilities the demo had.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that they just made one difficulty that lets most people (who aren’t just looking to watch story cutscenes on easy mode) get away with just mashing attack and not learning the combat system is a completely separate game design debate worth having.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Forspoken isnt as bad as people claim but its an open world game and even mentioning it means this has to be bait. XVI is DMC5 in an FF jacket. Saying there’s no player expression or that it’s just waiting on cooldowns belays you not actually engaging with anything and just mashing attack.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Vanderbilt: Not so fast my friend!
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
The Joe Milton that was Promised
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
2023 Michigan was one of the all time classic Rose Bowls lmao
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Corso Al-Gaib
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social)
My GOAT Davis Warren would never.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
They aren’t beating the Weekend at Berney’s allegations
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
Coaches used to let us see glorious punts on fourth downs, but then, you know, tariffs. No more punts for us
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
One BNK appearance, everyone knows the rules
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
He was spotted today going golfing
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s too busy white-washing genocide.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Still believe Rece knew exactly what he was doing and trolled them all
Slicey Boi Athletic Club (@uwes98.bsky.social) reposted
*sits backwards on chair* You know who else was assumed dead for three days?
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Also the fact that the cult of personality is not going to coalesce around the guy that fucks couches and breaks football trophies.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
There is some truth to the universal healthcare bit (working class got a taste of better social safety net and business veered right) but pharmacies were being contracted to administer the vaccine to high risk patients and healthcare workers pretty much from the start in January of 2021.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Weirdest roll out ever lol. Demo not up yet in US PSN and not releasing until midnight.
Jeff Gerstmann (@jeffgerstmann.com) reposted
The Rizzler will be like 19 in 2035. They should sell an aged-up Rizzler skin for Black Ops 7.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, the entire point was that they were the experimental & ridiculous games while the Modern Warfare branch was more serious.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
RE: the Netanyahu/Putin question, was there similar polling when Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia?
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
MAHA when gun violence *increases* after psych drugs are banned:
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Macrohard Incel will be the competing product for Excel
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Corporate Dems: ‘Can we offer you some Charlie Kirks and Tim Pools of the Left in these trying times?’ Blue MAGA: Thank you for the slop sirs
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
And it literally is vibes lmao. You need to de-radicalize Gen Z before convincing them to vote for you. Also: 1) Marc Maron has been the Joe Rogan of the Left for as long as both have had podcasts 2) These aren’t even the right people to give money to. You’d need people like the Cum Town guys.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that Democrats think you can just create a ‘Joe Rogan of the Left’ is the problem in the first place. He created his audience for 10+ years before the rightward turn and his podcast has never been exclusively about politics. This is just dark money making Charlie Kirks of the Left.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Odds of a 30th anniversary TR game increasingly unlikely
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Better than being a nazi cesspool but BlueSky is never beating the humorless wokescold allegations lmao
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Will the Virginia suburbs full of bitter ex-civil servants laid off by DOGE really be an improvement?
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Aren’t those pretariff prices on raw selvedge
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Surprised it hasn’t already started, they failed to secure many (any?) indictments for arrests during the LA protests.
TTBNGAMING (@ttbngaming.bsky.social) reposted
I know i have like zero reach here but if you can share this I'd appreciate it youtu.be/oqjrVneBFyM
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
We can’t stop selling guns even as they kill school kids and you think they’ll shut down the 7 IP theft machines propping the entire economy?
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans being able to get away with another Watergate was the entire goal of Roger Ailes following Nixon’s resignation… Mission Accomplished.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
A someone who sells couch protectors/covers?
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t forget state owned companies
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
If doing what he can is not endorsing Zohran and throwing hissy fits when anybody asks why and telling members of Congress not to go to CECOT even as it started hurting Trump’s poll numbers on immigration then yes, he’s doing what he can to be as useless as Schumer.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Under Trump maybe, but Germany’s President made it clear Israel is the West’s vassal b/c it does our dirty work a few months back and that’s why it got unconditional support from the major NATO players.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck with the girlboss ICE agents. Idk if this party is for me anymore.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
And have Johnny Depp as the Joker lol?
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought AE foot traffic has fallen since the right adopted them in the culture war? So the left didn’t boycott them initially but now it seems like their new associations are hurting them.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Not necessarily money grubbing but they grew as a chain b/c of deceptive calorie counts that made people think their cookies weren’t as bad for you. I’m assuming they are shifty because of that?
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
I was agreeing with you if it wasn’t clear sorry
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Making the left defend Antonin Scalia’s jurisprudence and the rights of John Bolton, truly bleak times.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
The ‘or something’ gets me. Like even he knows we’ve entered into absurdist territory that makes no sense
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
His end zone pass break up in Columbus completely crushed OSU’s spirits. No coming back after that.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally been my question for the last 10 years.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Turkish Airways lounge has free Netflix, he knows
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Bill Kristol is calling to abolish DHS (he has literally been radicalizing on this in real time) so idk that the former will hate this?
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Throwing sandwiches makes a lot of sense in context
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Coach’s shitposts and the random people/brands he would tag are the only thing I miss about the old site lol
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Chatters making him explain cussy and the cars 2 cinematic universe to normies in the year of our lord 2025 lmfao.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Grok crunching analytics this season?
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Hand stuff is any number of things. The cankles look like pitting edema which kinda lines up w/ heart failure theories.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t really follow nfl, just cfb.. what’d the Vikings do besides getting the twink cheerleader guys on X can’t stop thinking about or did Elon insert himself into that?
Matt Brown (@mattbrown.bsky.social) reposted
TIRED---Bluesky: Ugh, is it time for sportsball AGAIN?!? WHILE TRUMP IS TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY?!?! INSPIRED---Bluesky: making fun of Kansas State being unable to move the ball is ableist
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Complaining about a genre *and* series where games have famously had female protagonists since the 90s is a wild ass take. Looking forward to them shitting their pants over Silent Hill f sales
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
All of this is true but we should still shoot the messenger (Third Way) because the Dem consultant class is a curse on the party lol.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Incredible advancements in antisemitism R&D are happening on X, the everything app.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Surely the gamergaters complaining that they can’t goon to AAA video game characters are going to stand up against censorship on Steam
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Michigan fans seeing the top 10 pre-season ranking:
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
You can do both though? Pritzker’s office countering Trump with policy and hiring a shitposter who will do the Newsom thing while also posting AI slop of Pritzker ushering in the Khanate with 0 context would be incredible.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a new splinter cell game in development lol, but supposedly won’t be using the assassin’s creed engine which would obviously make too much sense given all the time they just spent adding light-based stealth.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
You know a production snack table hates to see him coming
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Broke: getting tattooed for Elden Ring: Tarnished Edition Woke: getting tattooed for Lords of the Fallen 2 Bespoke: getting tattooed for Escape from Duckov
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s people joking about Target trying to fix their image problems in response to the DEI boycotts by pretending like they fired their CEO (he’s just chairman of the board now).
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Chat is this bad?
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
tbf they did find secret Jewish tunnels while he was mayor
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Surely there’s enough Michigan grads in NYC to help with this sort of thing
David Savage (@dtsavage.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The khan does not care about your gender expression merely if you can hit your target from 50 yards at a full gallop
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Mystery woman (singular?) There’s no way they only do one. Probably Ada, the new character from Requiem, and Jill at a minimum
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t forget the Chargers have access to a vacuum repairman with nothing but time on his hands to come up with other ways to filter that info
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not the only way because The Zone of Interest was fictional but showed the horrors indirectly and did not feel pornographic.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
>Original game needs to have more relaunches than Final Fantasy 14 and only sells on *deep* discount Being woke might be the only way to sell it without game pass tbh
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Every Saturday in there are 12-15 hours of commercials where our universities advertise themselves to the median voter. Iowa fans stop mid football game to wave to cancer kids in their university hospital overlooking the field. Voters implicitly understand why we need to support universities.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
R1 research universities and their associated health system are the largest employers in most states. Most schools cannot fund athletics without tuition dollars. Message on science, jobs, football (for the non research schools), etc. Support for universities is incredibly salient nationwide.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
TWO IOWA KICKERS IN THE TOP TEN?! Also the Zvada disrespect when Michigan’s entire offense last year was his leg
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Me coming into the comments to make an MSU joke and seeing everyone already beat me to the punch
Alejandro Zúñiga (@byazuniga.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Michigan State scoreboard operators right now
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Neoconservative (laudatory) is regularly used for Bill Kristol these days what is he on about??
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Why doesn’t he just pay $20k for a good PR article? Is he stupid?
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Other than Altman it’s the same guys..
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
I need proof that he isn’t Stalions since these stopped *right* before the scandal started.
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Please revert the enemy changes introduced in patch 1.5 outside of China
〽️Mike〽️ (@sciencesloth.bsky.social) reply parent
Shocked he’s not doing podcasts