Can we get an OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA! for that scoop and score?
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Can we get an OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA! for that scoop and score?
That's like 75-9 in college numbers.
Surrender cobra sighting at UNC!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG8f...
Transmission #89751 from █████ ███████ ██ (ACCM) 1. Pirated Hellmouth of Radiation 2. Bloody Illusions 3. Valley of Cringe Smoke
I hope someone was fired for that blunder.
See? It wasn't that hard!
Just make it 125m and get it over with, for crying out loud!
I love Crystal Palace's away kits because it looks like a team that's just goalkeepers.
Because you obviously want to emulate owners whose best days were 50 years ago.
Isn't this how Three Body Problem started?
♫2001_A_space_odyssey.mp3 ♫
Love the Danny DeVito superhero landing on the conference table in the Jersey Mike's commercial.
I suspect Liverpool won't be breaking this streak tomorrow.
Still not used to Big Ten football on CBS.
Not exactly a barn burner, but a decent start to the first 2025 college football Saturday.
Post a meme made by you:
I guess they don't do that in college.
Mikey Rulebooks?
Shouldn't Texas go for two here?
I bet you're thinking, there's no way he eats all of this. Friends, I annihilated that sandwich. Pretty much done eating for the day.
Oh, by the way, it’s Big Sandwich Day.
Is Arch Manning adopted?
Just one more step towards the Hunger Games.
Arms shouldn't count for offsides.
Boo again.
Aw, boo.
Oh, great goal by Burnley!
Except for New Zealand, you're still cool.
Need a giant can of this to spray over the whole world.
So if today isn't going to be The Day, the least the universe can do for us is to give us a Manchester United loss in the most hilarious fashion.
Looking forward to the first Western novel from Louis A La Mode.
Are you sure you can make it to Monday?
Jack Horkheimer: Star Hustler
Bubba the Love Sponge
Me on Bluesky right now:
There's a commercial for a San Diego car dealer where the spokesman says "yes" constantly and all I can think of is this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=klGW...
Auburn-Baylor is getting fun.
We also enjoy drinking the tears of bitter Bears fans.
You're practically Canadian already!
Yeah, I've found that the best way to adjust to a new environment is to settle into a routine as soon as possible. A big part of that is to find a few go-to places for food, so you've got something to come back to as you check out new restaurants.
OH NO, CINCINNATI! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
The only bad thing about the Micah Parsons trade is that Lions-Packers is 10 agonizingly long days away.
Holy crap, bullet dodged.
If you can get just one long touchdown for every ten dropped passes, you have to make the call.
Bruce Willis is actually Keyser Soze.
@dennycarter.bsky.social must have written this after 3.5 hard selters.
Wolverine Gambit Nightcrawler Jubilee Rogue
I think Teslaa is going to be the Jeff Janis of Jake Bobos.
You can put anything on a sign. No one can stop you.
The best thing about this is you could black out the firstname/lastname headings and no one would be able to figure out which was which.
Can't say I approve of this, but it looks like Crystal Palace fans are entering full dgaf mode over the Europa League thing and I am here for it.
Well, of course the sports reporters will have to go through the five stages of grief, but eventually they'll get to Acceptance, and it will be over.
The four non-starship Star Trek TOS settings: -Cave -Desert -Pastoral Garden (but it's a dystopia!) -Basically an Earth City (sometimes literally an Earth City)
Here's the bag of candy I found yesterday: www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
I kinda wish the Browns would just start Sanders, let him fail and get it over with, then we could stop talking about him, instead of the weekly "When will Shedeur Sanders get his chance?" discourse we're doomed to experience all season.
Laundry: done Goofing off for the rest of Sunday: activated
Stop giving me ideas!
Chargers are having a tough time of it at the end of this preseason game.
Just got this myself, a good deal for a good cause. www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
Humblebundle to support World Central Kitchen, and get a bunch of my books from @tordotcom.bsky.social including Murderbot and Witch King! #booksky www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
OH NO! WHAT A DISASTER! moment by Hawaii just now.
Throw that bubble screen out, Packers, it's not working.
Nope, looks like they're sticking with Harland/Kuhn for now. Maybe they'll go back to the Seahawks team later.
Wait, are they switching announce teams in the Seahawks-Packers game on NFL Network depending on who is on offense?
The NFL Network guys are bending themselves into pretzels making excuses for the guy.
Stupid sexy corrective lenses!
Is Isaac Teslaa the Jeff Janis of Jake Bobos?
The raccoons have Had Enough.
Need a ruling on this @dennycarter.bsky.social : Is Micah Parsons moving to QB or WR?
Just finished Service Model by Adrian Tchaikovski. Not usually a fan of dystopian/post-apocalyptic stories, but this was a good one.
Giants fans are measuring Jaxson Dart for his Hall of Fame jacket.
Amazon Prime
Universal basic income, and make the billionaires pay for it.
This looks like it was made by cutting open a Philly steak Hot Pocket and scraping the filling over a handful of Tostitos.
No more athletic scholarships.
That's okay, I will never "wish you were here" to "pour some sugar on me"
rob stop your shirt too open your gaze too smouldering your blood too young they'll kill you
Is that Billy Joel? Make sure to ask him to play Piano Man!
Of course we couldn't go through a Joe Buck/Troy Aikman game without talking about the Cowboys. Time to switch off the game.
Why am I still watching this preseason NFL game? I may have a problem.
I've never seen that movie but one dumb fact about it that I can never forget is that it was the first PG-13 rated movie.
The Breveland Clowns
Hilarious ending to the final match of the Premier League's first week.
With all that the Packers may end up dealing with in their secondary, and least they're not suffering through this anymore.
You're basically science fiction's Norm From Cheers Without the Potential For Alcoholism.
If anyone should be a superhero it should be Dina. No one could possibly recognize her without the dinosaur hood up.
They had to do it, it's the only way the Browns can win a single game this year. Hopefully it happens before Flacco crumbles into dust.
If you "say" the "wrong" one, how will anyone know?
Needs more bevel.
Love that Kenny Pickett is in the bottom tier all by himself. Why bother?
Don't let Deborah from accounting know about this, she'll probably steal it.
DEBORAAAAAAAHHH!
I experimented a research so I is an scienceperson.
Ruin a movie: Ferris Bueller Attends School And Isn't A Jerk To His Best Friend
Starfire, Kid Flash, Wonder Girl
That Franklin catch was positively Suttonesque. #ARIvsDEN
Live by the moonball, die by the moonball.
I changed my mind, Packers preseason football is awesome!