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Bi, agender “guy.” I make videos about talking dog cartoons and why I’m sad. Cohost of It’s Probably (not) Aliens! (he/they)
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Sorry for balatro posting on main
we’re having fun here 🙂
Look, the same rules apply as last time. If people buy me the candles I will review them. Emily told me it’s not in our budget and I do what she tells me lol
I’m sorry but the only original song I have out on the internet is a Spider-Man rap song called Anxiety that I did with @rodkim.bsky.social
Oh that’s rad!
Unsleeping City made me cry and I’m sorry if I spoiled a big moment!
this is one of those pivotal videos for me as a person despite it being very different from my other videos lol
you are braver than me. OBS stresses me out lol 🫡
Yeah I don’t think it was malicious. I think they were just going off info from my old learners permit many years back
Your body your choice but I can’t imagine doctors wouldn’t check the health and viability of organs before slapping them inside other people lol
When I filled out the paperwork for my drivers license I was excited that there was an option to list my gender as non-binary! So I’m a little disappointed they labeled me as male despite my selection. Would have been cool to have an official ID with it 🥲
I promise it's good!!!! I spent 2 months working on it!!!!!!!!
I am also leaving snl
And we’re nearly ready to launch our new season!
what have they done to my boy?!?!
Has anyone done this yet
Infectones. Is that anything?
Every lactose intolerant person (me)
People keep telling me I’m “of age” in terms of hobbits and I’ve never felt less like a nerd lol
I get sentimental on my birthday so I just wanna say thanks so much to all of you who watch what I make! I've been doing this for so long and I keep getting older but you all keep supporting me and it means a lot!!! 💜
33 🎈
Thank you!!!
Saw some folks were worried about my birthday post last night. Just to clarify, I was merely hoping for a continued fun evening with my wife and friends. I’m not drowning my sorrows or anything dramatic. All good here, just wanted to celebrate another year properly! Thanks for caring about me tho 💜
Thank you!!!!
bsky.app/profile/scot... and thank you!!!
Ko-Fi for non-Americans i guess ko-fi.com/scottniswander
I’m using my influencer powers
it would be a shame if someone sent me like $10-15 so I could keep this buzz going on my birthday weekend 🥺👉👈
Always willing to accept unsolicited compliments 👁️👁️
Still sucks even if it’s not new
There are going to be bad performances out of this and people are gonna make fun of the actors instead of the conditions the actors were forced into
I feel like the reason why these specific actors are back in these specific roles is because they were able imbue their characters with interesting and memorable performances that they almost certainly can’t do in these new conditions.
I know the excuse given would probably be to prevent leaks and spoilers (which would still be goofy) but a part of me thinks this is also Disney wanting to produce films in a very non-committal way for fear of another Jonathan Majors situation. But also, y’know, it’s cheaper than reshoots.
I’m not an actor, but this seems like it would suck shit
Don’t get me started on my multiple full bags of USB cables
Skutch stays busy and we’re all better for it!
Enlisted the help of @skutchdraws.bsky.social to give my new video a fresh coat of paint – doesn't it look nice?? The video's about how the SICKO ELITES conspired to make yellow the default skin tone. Check it out if you haven't youtu.be/Vio9Yr0x4YY
Gonna start incorporating cool sounding pop science terms into every question someone asks me just to sound smart even if it doesn’t make sense. I mean do any of us really ~know~ anything anyway? Isn’t that what Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle is all about? It’s possible!
BE has a style all his own lol
Finally watched @scottniswander.bsky.social's video on Ben Shapiro's Superman review and I think this is how I learned what Ben sounds like. Anyway, Ben sucks, but Scott's video doesn't, so go watch it.
A more delicious ratio everyday for @scottniswander.bsky.social over Mr. “Freedom, Liberty, and Private Property”. Probably unrelated, but here’s a page of one of Superman’s earliest comics where he acts as literal natural disaster to destroy slums and force the government to make new public housing
krypto > crypto
Done! Thank you! Strongly opposed to generative AI
Love a good slime!
Here's a video that I think we can all agree, says nothing controversial.
the last time one of my videos got over 500k views was 4 years ago and they have extremely similar energy lol
and???
Aww he's in his jammies 🥰
Carjackers famously never ask you to get out of your car
Thank you!! Also, just so vile the disgust he had for extremely normal people.
Yeah I think Strattera is the last one I haven’t tried. So if this doesn’t work, then 🙃
That’s how I felt on Vyvanse. It is so far the only stimulant that didn’t make me jittery, but it also made me feel numb.
Dang. Vyvanse gave me no motivation to do anything, and then left me anxious and depressed all year. Brains are weird.
It’s my first full day on it and I’ve already nearly fainted twice
Oh no but I already run hot
Oh nooooo
I switched from Vyvanse to Strattera and just had my first dose yesterday. This shit is wild. I’ve never had so many weird and immediate side effects. Anyone else?
Okay cool I thought it was a good point so I’m glad it made it in!
I remember talking to Emily about it a lot but can’t remember if I was able to fit it into the actual video
One last thing about the Ben video: I sincerely don’t remember what I said in it. I watched a few minutes of Julian’s edit just to see the vibe of it but I don’t like to micromanage edits. Did I say the thing about the different ways Lex and Superman see the planet? Resources vs people, etc.
On the backend YouTube and analytics my video is almost 440K! It’s still going strong!
I’ve got a video about Krypto and another video about Scooby, both coming out this month for what I’m calling “Dogust” which is like August but with dogs. Stay tuned!
got his ass lol But seriously, thank you for all the love on this video! There are a bunch of new people following me so I hope y’all don’t mind how much I talk about Scooby-Doo 😅
It’s delayed in the front end but I have the backend stats lol
got him lmao
great video. learned some stuff about Superman too.
I see you have experience drawing cartoon dogs! This is importance to me lol bsky.app/profile/noth...
These are great!!
Just 2000 views away holy shit!!
Do any artists follow me who are interested in making YouTube thumbnails?
This wasn’t mentioned in the video, but I also had 1-2 shots of tequila before recording. It was the only way I could get myself to hit record because I do not like listening to Ben talk
This would be outstanding.
Can confirm this review is of this review is so worth your time. Help Scott ratio this ass hole
we're so close!!! less than 100k away from ratioing ben's own review lol
There are quite a few comments from people saying that my latest video is their favorite one I've ever made which is funny because I do not remember recording most of it lol But really, shoutout once again to @internetjulian.bsky.social for the edit!
I love that right as I was thinking “oh god I have to listen to Shapiro’s voice in this. That sucks” Scott interjected to say almost exactly that right to the camera It’s a fun video too, despite the unfortunate amount of Shapiro needed in it
just searching
This is generally not the kind of video I watch, but since I finally saw Superman yesterday (and loved it), I decided to throw it on while doing dishes. I finished the dishes and have extended my cleaning so I don’t have to stop cackling like a goon.
unintentionally horny David Corenswet interviews to relax/study to
Thank you!!!
wait hold on could we actually get more views than ben?? i guess it’s possible! keep watching and sharing, ya dorks!!! youtu.be/Fs6q3FDFlFc
I'm not upset about it, I just think it's interesting lol
Oh it’s fine. Watching in nebula is always good!
the thumbnail I did a photoshoot for, hand-wrote text for, and spent a full day editing vs. the shitpost thumbnail everyone actually clicked on according to YouTube lol
Yes it was sarcasm
I don't like that I had to listen to Ben Shapiro talk so much, but it was worth it to hear Scott thoroughly explain how he's wrong.
society is addicted to straying from god’s light
EVERYONE go check out this video I edited for NerdSync!!! (I give you permission to mute anytime Ben is speaking)
Her job is tables!!!
Either you like me or hate Ben Shapiro or will just click on anything with Superman. Either way, same!
Watching @scottniswander.bsky.social destroy Ben Shapiro’s Superman review on a purely factual, comic history basis was something I needed today. youtu.be/Fs6q3FDFlFc?...
The slutty maniacal little laugh I let out when I realised Scott would be bringing RECEIPTS. Anyway, it's always cool to punch nazis.
You know you’re in for a good time when you get to learn about Superman AND watch someone who actually knows what they’re talking about dunk on Ben Shapiro!
Nerdy, heartfelt, and very drunk debunking of Ben Shapiro's "review" of the new SUPERMAN movie, from the POV of someone who actually knows a bit about SUPERMAN. Shocker: it seems old Ben may have been talking out of his arse!
sorrrrrryyyyyy
My favorite @scottniswander.bsky.social dunking on my least favorite Ben: youtu.be/Fs6q3FDFlFc?...
I fact-checked Ben Shapiro's Superman review to prove he's a fraud @scottniswander.bsky.social youtu.be/Fs6q3FDFlFc
TBH he doesn't know anything about Dune either. Or Barbie. Or even about making feature films. Or animated series. 🤷♂️
We’re thriving while Ben’s lying