Someone here said Obama should demand Trump's death certificate.
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Someone here said Obama should demand Trump's death certificate.
Her: You can't hide from yourself! Me: I do it all the time! It's called dissociating!
And for a couple days every month in the summer, Iāve been known to Mickey Mouse it, too
Consensus based training with a group of kids today. āIs it ok to wish anyone deadā? Consensus: 100% no. One pipes up, āunless itās the president of the United States?ā. Turns out consensus on that is 100% too.
They really are. Self-included. I hope the plants poison us all and take back the planet, theyāre much better stewards than humanity.
āEvery accusation is a confessionā is evergreen AF, like, Vegas odds are 100% if they say someone else thinks or does something, itās because they themselves think and do that thing. Every time, without fail.
Just flirtinā lol
Good to know! š I agree, raspberries are definitely elevated frozen. Most fruit are not!
Donāt tell me that (thank you!) Iāve a hole to fall down now š¤
Do you do sorbet? Cause I know how you feel about fruit and cream flavor combos! š¤£
Wow! I was mesmerized, very cool.
The ājust rightā flavor window for raspberries is very narrow. 90% of fresh raspberries do not meet the threshold. How this is anyoneās favorite berry is beyond me. Easily a bottom tier berry. Love āem, but keepinā it real.
My B, I think it was a CJ8? It was so long ago. Man, I loved that thing. Straight 6, bypassed to pass smog, caught on fire on the freeway and lost power steeringā¦ Memories!
OMG! My dad had a very brown topless ā85 CJ5 Scrambler w/ a truck bed and seeing this took me baaaack! It was 2001 and all the wealthy kids in my California high school made fun of me with their gross new Mustangs, but the shocks were awesome and mobbing the street without doors was godlike š
Things I only say to my dog #5: āI love you, my most handsomest baby! Are you a star? Yes, you are! A king! A little king! Ruler of the house! Getter of his way!ā
I also insist anyone who visits me fly into Burbank! Not to deliberately mix sci fi references, but āthis is the way.ā
Idk, my favorite stuff is all āpeople, animals, or foodā and none of that is as good hallucinated as it is in real life š
Iām not saying that Iām smart, but I am saying that *you* sound like an idiot.
Iām currently rewatching Star Trek: TNG and live in North Hollywood, so my ability to envision this is holodeck level good š thank you for sharing, itās a great little story!
Damn, Iād like to think Iād be hallucinating something cooler than a fucking iPhone š
If not having sex makes them happy, Iām happy for them.
So you admit that defining a term does not indicate whether it exists in reality. Cool, thanks.
Unicorns exist. If they didnāt, we wouldnāt have defined the term.
Sometimes he wears white hats, like the KKK. The article and photo below are from 2018.
Peggy Hill was revealed to wear a size 16 1/2 shoe on King Of The Hill in 1998. In a season 6 episode, in 2002, she befriends a drag queen who shows her where she can find cute shoes in her size š„²
Youāre not wrong, but Disney makes *a lot* of content. One of my favorites is this live-action short film about a little boy who loves dancing, and pink, and beautiful things, and shares that with a friend of his who is also a boy. And how their fathers react. disney.fandom.com/wiki/The_Lit...
āWAAAHHH!! Iām a man, and my life is soooo hard because everything in the world is created with me in mind, I have all the privileges, and Iām still not satisfied! Boo hoo hoo!! Why arenāt women more oppressed so they have to depend on me and be my servant!!! What about ME!!?!?!?!!?ā šš¼š¶š
Keep trying to give men the benefit of the doubt, but their brokenness is not my fucking problem. And it shouldnāt be an issue politicians cater to either. If youāre a damaged man, fucking get therapy. Itās not womenās job to fix you. We owe you NOTHING.
Thatās a little myopic, donāt you think? How do you know those women werenāt also molested as kids by similar men and itās not about you? Theyāre not dating anyone. And they donāt have to date anyone. Women donāt only exist as supporting NPC to men.
Literally the number one reason women were picking āthe bear in the woods.ā That danger is less manipulative.
I read this in the appropriate voice, I wanted you to know that š
Youāll make this cake someday. Donāt give up on your dreams!
I guess that's one take... Another is: "Oppressed masses who didn't elect this motherfucking clown trend 'Trump is dead' amid health concerns"
let me love you, foo.
The most honest take I can offer is a high keening wail
Love that for you!
Such a strange phenomenon. The sheer volume of hopeful anticipation is palpable.
Thank you, Catherine.
Catherine, you still havenāt answered my question. You felt the urge to engage with my post, but you canāt tell me where the money came from? WHERE DID IT COME FROM CATHERINE??!?!!
This is incredible, Mindi!! I feel like you should compile these into a book, you have taken some really amazing pictures. Thank you so much for continuously sharing them with us, I feel like we donāt deserve you š„°š»š
Always. Surprised youāre not offering a hot dog with it tbh.
Every kitten Iāve had went through a phase of sleeping in my hair at one point. Always hated it at the time, but missed it when they outgrew it.
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One of those days where you feel like an overblown helium balloon, rising through the atmosphere, biding time until the inevitable āPOP!ā
An extra sweet baby carrot? Just delightful.
If the baby commits suicide, he wonāt get into heaven š Your move, baby.
Wow! And her brain wasnāt even fully developed!! š¤Ŗ
Newsom has been my mayor and governor and one thing has always been true: Heās slimy. Heāll say and do whatever it takes in the moment to get the power he wants, and heāll change his tune later if it suits him. He holds no allegiance. He is not to be trusted. Heās basically the DNCās Trump.
Ok, so maybe listen when large swathes of people tell you this is a bad candidate and they wouldnāt vote for him? Seems easy enough.
Oh, honeyā¦ I know your mom is YOUR partner, but when people say that they usually mean someone theyāre not related to.
Thanks, Catherine. Can you share with me where their funding is coming from?
I need there to be a website that live tallies all the wasted tax dollars Trump has obliterated. Alligator Alcatraz closure, lawsuits, paid for food and medical aid. So much for ruling out waste and fraud, heās practically collecting it like Pokemon.
Peytonās ok, he plays the āhimselfā character well. Tom Brady, on the other hand, canāt even seem to do that!
I feel like sandwiches are one of the few foods where structural integrity is actually way more important than presentationā¦
I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together!
No, my heart is not for slam dunks in the trash.
The blackmail Trump has on him must be insane! Is he also on the Epstein list??
Famous last words. I do NOT have the forehead for that look. Lesson learned š¤£
Honestly, so happy for them!!
Relatable. Once googled ācan you will yourself to dieā and was unsatisfied with the results.
Agreed. But beyond that, acting with kindness is part of maintaining our humanity. If we act heartless in conversations via text with a bot, whatās to regulate us from carrying that behavior over to fellow humans via text? We should hold ourselves to a standard.
People are being weird about acting kind and polite to AI, but please realize itās a slippery slope from treating ābot who talks like a humanā like a piece of shit, to treating *actual humans* like pieces of shit. Donāt lost your ability to be gracious or thankful, itās a muscle we must exercise.
Modern times have ruined me, whenever I see this image of Marley now I think heās slyly hitting a vape pen š®āšØ
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& by field i mean fascist hellscape
The way nostalgia can flare up like an old injury
choosing to believe iāve simply evolved past the need to sleep every day
Better in concept than reality š
May your dreams be a relief and you wake up tomorrow rejuvenated š
Love you for installing this visual in my subconscious š like the American Midsommer
Iām of the firm opinion that the inverse of this, the acknowledgement of flaws in a productive way, is Disney/Pixar omitting villain characters in favor of things like generational trauma being the negative catalyst that infects everyday people and informs their poor choices.
Itās possible!
A fart that growls like a demon from the depths of hell.
I fully support this idea, genius! How can I invest? (Iām broke, but can provide moral support) š
So, like Tostitos Scoops, but make them chicken nuggets?
Yaāll look like some blissful angels!! So happy for you, girl! š
Heās openly threatening to send troops to Baltimore *right now* because heās pissed at Wes Moore. As someone who used to live in SF for many years and lives in LA now, I find it really unlikely he would go there after being here. SF is peanuts to LA in national impact.
He already hit California, my moneyās on Baltimore right now. Maybe NYC or Philly depending on who he think is acting up.
Driving to work the other day I saw a teen girl at a bus stop with what I thought was a wallet chain, but it was a charging cable attached from her phone to a battery pack in her backpack. She was talking on a corded phone.
I donāt think you know what āpick meā means, which tracks š
Lack of ability to self reflect and take personal accountability has been noted, āpookieā
Thereās plenty enough energy for all things, and Jeffries lack of *doing anything* in addition to not endorsing Mamdani is only adding to the deserved pile-on heās getting for being ineffective as minority leader. Which is the topic at hand, and why I brought up his received AIPAC donations.
Nah dude, you just seem like a bully. Maybe chew on that instead of deflecting.
I literally donāt care! Thatās the difference, youāre the only one who cares here, which is why you tried to accuse me of not understanding something in the first place. But being accused yourself has obviously upset you. Do you see how that works? Jeffries is an embarrassment as minority leader.
What are you hoping to gain by researching a poster? Particularly if, as your post indicated, it was for the express purpose of using information about them against them? How does that NOT make you a creepy stalker? I donāt care if you hover, itās the motivation for me.
Iām not running a purity test on you, Iām telling you that you pointed to federal positions as being the only ones that mattered and changed your tune when I accused you of not understanding local politics (after you first accused me of not understand congress, of all fucking things)
Suggesting people to seek help they may need is an act of compassion. Iāve done what I can, I wish you peace.
Youāre the common denominator for filtering what you read on the internet and attaching emotion to it š¤·š»āāļø Do you hold yourself accountable for your interpretations, or is everything you believe correct and everyone else is always the problem?
Talking to a mental health professional doesnāt equal insane, but it says a lot about you if thatās how you interpret it š¤·š»āāļø
No oneās demanding anything! Thatās absolutely in your own head, you truly out of touch with reality person!! Iām not even a leftist, by whatever weird, cult-y definition you have. But Iām not going to put up with bullshit from elected officials who represent THE PEOPLE.
I donāt think I called you insane, but Iām certainly convinced you are now. Thanks for making that clear š«”
Who do you think other people are?? An āus and themā mentality is exactly why people are calling you blue MAGA. Democratic voters lean progressive and those votes are needed, so why alienate people as āothersā and make assumptions about them when they hold reps accountable for their behavior?
Youāre projecting, particularly as someone who made claim that Iām lecturing them and that I was making claims in regards to a lack of awareness. Maybe get out of your echo chamber fishbowl, looks like it might be time to clean the tank, itās starting to stink.
It sounds like you, especially, might want to heed my advice on getting offline and seeking mental healthcareā¦ Maybe, looking at the people who replied to me, you can find all that hatred youāre referring to.
You want me to pass a purity test? Iām involved in several committees within my local politics. I donāt need to repost memes on the internet because I talk to my council members. They know me. Why do you weird blue MAGA people make assumptions about everyone who disagrees with you? Itās cult-like.
I lauded President Obamaās support of Mamdani. It makes sense, a fellow candidate able to unite masses with hope and change. If people were rage posting about it, maybe they should get offline, talk to a mental health professional, and figure out why they felt that way. Because itās unreasonable.
Theyāre obviously not 100x smarter than me. And neither are you, for posting so erratically. If anything, I think incredibly little of both your mental capacities after sifting through your word salad. Do whatever you want, but now you can out here being defensive and rude. Thatās on you.
