Yeah, Michael, go on. Have another guess, why don’t you. news.sky.com/story/who-is...
Anonymous Labour MP* in the House of Parliament “Far Right” (George Monibot) “Duplicitous” (Alistair Campbell) "The rising star of conservatism" (Laura Kuennsberg) *No word of a lie, this is a PARODY (because a parody “politician”* would never lie 🤞😉)
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Yeah, Michael, go on. Have another guess, why don’t you. news.sky.com/story/who-is...
He’s probably just a bit preoccupied.
Only real* Labour MPs, such as me, are willing to defend Sir Keir 100% of the time! *I’m a real parody Labour MP. Honest 😉
Correct
You are correct (the ratio never lies)
Correct
Correct
“It's The Sun Wot Won It!”
Yeah, we’ve never really had left wing politics prior to now.
So we can take that as a “maybe” then?
If it looks like a parody, sounds like a parody, and feels like a parody, then it must surely be a parody. Right?
Excellent opportunity to quote DC: “I was the future once”.
LOOM? Has that got something to do with‘animal spirits’? bsky.app/profile/pete...
But… but, but what about the ‘animal spirits’? bsky.app/profile/pete...
What might we hope to discover 🤔
TL;DR
The greatest argument for why the UK needs to have its own Labor day is so that we can all fly our favourite flags
It was precisely that moment where I realised there’s no difference between the level of intellect within politics or the level of intellect within the media that I decided I no longer cared about anything much at all.
Sometimes - just sometimes - it’s the Comms too. bsky.app/profile/scot...
What a shame. Was rather looking forward to seeing more detail from her plans for ‘shaking up the state, “unleashing animal spirits”‘. bsky.app/profile/pete...
Surely the only take on Mandy that actually matters is whatever the Beeb has to say about him? www.bbc.com/news/article...
*Almost nobody
Really?!
You what?
Speaking as someone who studied and taught at US universities for over a decade, that KB has been telling this story for so long, without anyone in the UK previously questioning it is kind of amazing. It reflects total credulity about how the US works from the Spectator/Ashcroft etc.
They’ve got to try competing with TikTok and YouTube somehow
Feels like it’s getting harder and harder to know what to believe any more 🤷🏻♀️ bsky.app/profile/poli...
The gloves are off* now. *On.
The relentless drum beat that a woman's worth is defined by being age defying and her disgrace is inevitable for not being so ...🤨
💯
Arguably, doesn’t even reach the threshold for ‘mediocre’ 🤔
Yeah, you’re not alone in wanting to know 🤔
Might this be a conclusive answer?
Feel free to sue me too
Her one and only priority is herself. No one else is, or will ever be even remotely close to being a priority for her.
Never imagined *anyone* could ever out-smug Mandy 😏
Wonder if they’ve done *all* their research 🤔
And Sunak shredded their reputation and ability as a party that could still do politics (last year’s GE campaign being a particular highlight).
'He added: “O-levels would not have been sufficient, and we would have been very nervous admitting a 16-year-old. She would have had to have an extraordinary record.”'
Perhaps this sheds more light 🤔
In her own words...
In her own words...
You need wonder no more; for it is indeed true that He has. bsky.app/profile/pete...
My lords, ladies & gentlemen, I present to you the Leader of His Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition.
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She truly is the party leader the Tories deserve. Guaranteed to drive them into oblivion, once and for all.
Ya gotta love her honesty all the same though 😉
Beats getting wrestled into total submission by your boss, I guess.
'Honesty is the best policy'. Right?
Oh! *That's* what she meant when she talked about "unleashing animal spirits". bsky.app/profile/pete...
A tale of two halves
Who doesn't love a bit of name calling now and then?
Kudos (times 3) for being the very first to spot these three deliberate misspells. I knew there was a reason I’ve always liked you. ‘Labour’ was also a deliberate misspell; intended for easy identification by all of this being a complete parody (I don’t know how to apply to be labelled thus).
Yeah, maybe Beth Rigby can nail him this time.
Paging Toby Young. Paging Toby Young. news.sky.com/story/richar...
I’m confused. Isn’t he supposed to be joining the Conservatives?
But, do you not agree with M’Lord?
And word has it that he’s never voted Labour in his life.
Yeah, this is easily the fakest news of the day. Even *if* she was a Remainer (and it’s a BIG if), what she would have said was “it’s better to stick with the devil one knows”.
My heroine! 😍
That Mr. James O’Brien kept his spot @lbc.co.uk tells you everything you ever needed to know about the media landscape in the UK.
Why is it that so many simply failed to see what was very plainly put before their eyes? You know, “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time"?
Life really does imitate art.
Hands up everyone who thought this would all change, once those nasty Tories were finally booted out of office?
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Headlines containing phrases such as 'Ruthless Starmer' get me so turned on. #phoar
What with Natalie Elphicke now retired from front-line politics, surely now is the time for Rylan to take up his position at the cabinet table? Perhaps an appointment via a life peerage as Baron Clark-Neal of Stepney?
Always a relief to see how little engagement this 'PNG Courier' guy gets from all his high-profile social media followers. For our sake, here's hoping they continue in their failure to re-post this brilliantly acidulated and incisive "journalism".
Watch this! This man is fantastic. Shame the MPs won’t take a word he says onboard and nothing will change
Rather regrettable to see Ms. Badenoch setting herself her own deadline for the end of her leadership of the Conservative Party. Was rather hoping she'd become a long-term fixture as leader of the opposition - it's always useful to be facing off to such ineptitude when one is in Government.
We really *did* try to tell everyone what to expect, but it appears 99% of people stopped reading at the cover page and simply made their own assumptions about what the remaining 135 pages actually said. labour.org.uk/wp-content/u...
“Captivating, like a motorway pile up” is surely the most on the money description of Kemi Badenoch we’ve seen to date.
Wonder if he was able to close enough to be able to get a good solid look at that lobe👂 🤔
Dear, oh dear, oh dear. Poor old Jonathan Ashworth must be absolutely devastated this morning to realise that he’ll no longer be he most obnoxious, boring, vainglorious, self-important, self-aggrandising, egotistical, gasbagging blowhard of a windbag in the room.
You’re not suggesting that chainsaw was being used merely as a fashion accessory?
Because, even if the Government applied *today* to re-join the EU, small boats would continue to arrive in significant numbers for at least another decade or so, perhaps even longer. So although everyone knows the causation, there’s no value in highlighting something that has no immediate solution.
We’re going to leave ourselves with no choice but to introduce a ban on bad puns, aren’t we?
Griffith clearly isn’t the son of a toolmaker!
The icing on the cake will be when we confirm it was made by Sir Keir’s father!
😉
So poor, they had to film some additional infill footage using a different chainsaw, in a vain attempt to make it look half decent? #MakitaChainsaws #EfcoChainsaws
What a cunning stunt! #phoar
When one tool just isn’t enough for the job #MakitaChainsaws #EfcoChainsaws
Sure seems like that Einstein visa was well deserved.
Nah, he ain’t interested. Said so himself.
Labour seriously needs to up its game when it comes to how it does electioneering 🚗
Oh no! They’re finally beginning to wise up to how the whole thing works. We could be doomed if too many more of them find out!
In terms of expectation management, ‘Yes, [Prime] Minister’ will forever have a lot to answer for.
A jolly jape? Noooo!!!!
Poor ratings meant it was cancelled after only three seasons
The Democrats are such losers these days that just about the best thing you can now say about them is how they come up with some fantastic ideas for Team Trump.
Me!!
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Diminish a band: D;REAM
Vendor: So, just the one license you're looking to buy then, is it David? FS: Umm..... www.thenational.scot/news/2538685...
