Jerry: I slept with Elaine last night. George: Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major. / S02E09 The Deal
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Jerry: I slept with Elaine last night. George: Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major. / S02E09 The Deal
Well, they're in... The Macanaw peaches, Jerry , the Macanaw peaches! / S06E20 The Doodle
It's a Festivus miracle! / S09E10 The Strike
Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels? / S05E11 The Conversion
All right. Enjoy "Blame it on the Rain"? / S07E20 The Calzone
How about sports? Do you follow sports? / S07E07 The Secret Code
Old man Leland is bustin' my hump over these reports. If I don't get 'em done by nine, I'm toast... / S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry
Fun fact: On her podcast with Rachel Bilson, Melinda shared that Jerry Seinfeld jokingly said he couldn’t be friends with her because he was too romantically interested!
Melinda Clarke appeared as Alex in “The Muffin Tops” (Season 8, Episode 21) She played Jerry's girlfriend, who loves his smooth, hairless chest—little does she know it’s not natural, thanks to a shaving mishap. 😅 #Seinfeld #MelindaClarke #TheMuffinTops"
If you can't say something bad about a relationship, you shouldn't say anything at all. / S05E16 The Stand-In
Seinfeldism: "Climb like a ring-tailed lemur" ~ Kramer's description of Newman climbing a street-side tree to retrieve a fur coat. (S09E12 The Reverse Peephole) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
Oh, my God. I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade! / S08E09 The Abstinence
Did Jane's finance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it? / S06E16 The Beard
That is one place on my wardrobe I do not need sharp interlocking metal teeth. / S03E21 The Letter
It was his mistress who insisted he called it "War and Peace." "War--What Is It Good For." Absolutely nothin'! / S05E14 The Marine Biologist
They even named the groom Pinter Ranawat as a nod to the playwright.
Writers Peter Mehlman and David Mandel borrowed this structure, crafting a hilarious Seinfeld take where Jerry, George, and Elaine’s trip to an Indian wedding unravels in reverse, complete with Pinter-inspired plot points like Jerry sleeping with George’s girlfriend, Nina.
The play uses reverse chronology to tell the story of a love triangle, starting with the aftermath and working backward to the affair’s beginning.
Ever wonder where Seinfeld got the wild idea for its backwards episode, "The Betrayal"? This iconic Season 9 episode, aired on November 20, 1997, was inspired by Harold Pinter’s 1978 play Betrayal.#Seinfeld #TheBetrayal #HaroldPinter
Stellaaaaa!!! / S03E03 The Pen
These are not "scraps." These are historic remains of a once Great Society of Hair. / S08E11 The Little Jerry
You're Batman. / S05E20 The Fire
Jerry: (referring to George) Who would've figured Susan would break up with him? They had a good thing going. Elaine: Yeah, since she met him she's been vomited on, her family cabin's been burned down, she learned her father's a homosexual, and she got fired from a high paying network job. / S04E10…
Mr. Peterman: Where's my pineapple? / S08E01 The Foundation
Seinfeldism: "I need a good cheek" ~ When George and Jerry discussed how George might date Elaine's friend Cynthia, this was one of the concerns he had about her face. Jerry confirmed that Cynthia had a fine cheek. (S03E16 The Fix-Up) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…
Santa speaks the language of all children. A notchie watchie dotchie do. / S06E10 The Race
What took you so long? / S07E01 The Engagement
Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am? / S04E21 The Smelly Car
August 31st? Where did the summer go? This was supposed to be the Summer of George! #Seinfeld #Costanza
You know what would make a great coffee-table book? A coffee-table book about coffee tables. / S05E10 The Cigar Store Indian
Get your shrimp here. Big mouth shrimp on special today! / S06E24 The Understudy
Jackie, you did it. We're rich! / S08E09 The Abstinence
I gotta make some changes. I'm not a woman. I'm a child. What kind of life is this? / S07E01 The Engagement
I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house! / S06E04 The Chinese Woman
I'm caught in my own web of lies! / S09E14 The Strong Box
Seinfeldism: "Hanging off the arm of an idiot" ~ How Elaine describe her relationship with David Puddy when she discovered his penchant for wearing a man fur. (S09E12 The Reverse Peephole) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
So, is the Summer of George over? Or are you still decomposing? #Seinfeld #Costanza #S08E22 The Summer of George
You got any meat? / S01E01 The Seinfeld Chronicles
Isn't that Babe Ruth's uniform? / S08E20 The Millennium
Excellent. Excellent. / S07E01 The Engagement
Oh my God! / S06E18 The Doorman
You see kid, you're being bamboozled. These capitalist fat cats are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys. / S06E10 The Race
Hey, you gotta let them know you're out there, this is the playoffs. / S06E23 The Face Painter
Kramer: I don't even really work here. Boss: That's what makes this so difficult. #Seinfeld #Kramer S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry
I don't trust men in capes. / S06E04 The Chinese Woman
Jerry: It's eight o'clock in the morning! What the hell is goin' on?! Kramer: Breakfast. I gotta be in at Brand/Leland by nine. / S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry
Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious! / S04E20 The Junior Mint
Seinfeldism: "Hand sandwich" ~ According to George, this was a handshake greeting, with one hand on the bottom, the other hand on the top, and a warm look in the eyes. (S01E01 The Seinfeld Chronicles) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
George: Well, I can't walk anywhere now. I'm just gonna be wishing there were walkways. / S05E15 The Pie
I want you to meet my new friends, here. This is, Louis, Jorge, and Umberto... we're heading up to Westchester. Gonna hit the links. / S04E08 The Cheever Letters
If you like that one, I got more... what are you looking for? Romance? Comedy? Adventure? .... Erotica? / S08E14 The Van Buren Boys
The crime there is just terrible. Do you know I got mugged for a marble rye right on the street? / S07E15 The Cadillac (Part 2)
I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys. / S08E06 The Fatigues
I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. / S04E18 The Old Man
Jerry: On your knees, Ajax, hands scrubbin', the whole deal? George: Yeah, yeah. Jerry: Okay, I think you're in love! George: Tub is love? Jerry: Tub is love. / S05E01 The Mango
You didn't know... / S05E01 The Mango
Leo: They said they were sending an Asian woman. / S06E20 The Doodle
Seinfeldism: "Baldist" ~ Jerry referred to Elaine as a baldist, because she claimed she had never dated a bald man. (S03E08 The Tape) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
Stick a fork in me, Jerry. I'm done. / S09E01 The Butter Shave
Oh, I've been in the slash many times. This is nothing. You'll get used to it. Just, get it out of your mind. / S09E11 The Dealership
Oh my god. I can't believe it, I'm a father! I did it! My boys can swim! I can do it! / S03E16 The Fix-Up
Mulva! / S04E20 The Junior Mint
Another babka? / S05E13 The Dinner Party
In this medicated haze, in this woozy state, do you recall the words... radical reconstructive surgery being uttered? / S05E12 The Stall
Elaine: He's dunking! Jerry: Wow. Look at him. The Yankee Clipper. / S03E01 The Note
Anna: Hi, George. What are you up to? George: (Ironing) You don't wanna know. #Seinfeld #Costanza #S08E04 The Little Kicks
You never tell them you like the car. You're not sure what you want. You don't even know why you're here. / S09E11 The Dealership
Seinfeldism: "I got a quality" ~ The special reason Kramer gave to explain why he was chosen as an extra in a Woody Allen movie. (S03E11 The Alternate Side) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
He had to use cork-screw pasta. / S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry
Where are your clothes? / S06E09 The Secretary
George... I had to cut the gum out and I had a little trouble getting it even. / S09E13 The Cartoon
I love France. I was just there last year. / S05E18 The Raincoats (Part 1)
Kramer: Excuse me. We're talking this way. / S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show
Then we went to his apartment and I sat on one of his chairs... and it broke. / S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt
You remember my corporation, Kramerica Industries? / S09E02 The Voice
Now, I should tell you that, at this point, she's under the impression that you're a marine biologist. / S05E14 The Marine Biologist
Elaine: You're just going to sit there staring at the back of a seat? Puddy: Yeah. / S09E01 The Butter Shave
Steinbrenner: Well, he'd been logging some pretty heavy hours, first one in in the morning, last one to leave at night. ?That kid was a human dynamo. Estelle: Are you sure you're talking about George? / S07E12 The Caddy
Seinfeldism: "Don't have to worry about your meals or what you're gonna do Saturdays" ~ Kramer's cheerful response to the notion of spending a year in prison. (S09E23-24 The Finale) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
Gina: You're still afraid. You are not a man. Jerry: Well then what are all those ties and sport jackets doing in my closet? / S03E15 The Suicide
There's any number of things I could do. But, I can promise you this, though, this vicious beast will never bother you again. / S07E01 The Engagement
Yamahama, it's fright night! / S09E10 The Strike
For I am Costanza. Lord of the idiots. / S02E05 The Apartment
Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you. / S08E11 The Little Jerry
All right, remember... no rust-proofing. Commit to nothing. If you have to speak, mumble. / S09E11 The Dealership
George: You know, people think I'm smart, but I'm not smart. Jerry: Who thinks you're smart? #Seinfeld #Costanza #S03E07 - The Cafe
In 1993, Jerold Mackenzie lost his $95K job at Miller Brewing after chatting about a Seinfeld episode's racy humor with a coworker, who took offense. He sued for wrongful firing and won a massive $35M in 1997. Courts later overturned it in 2000, saying he couldn’t prove deceit or damages. #Seinfeld
You must... look exactly like Jerry! / S09E13 The Cartoon
Meanwhile, in New York City… #Seinfeld #S08E16 The Pothole
Eggs are eggs. / S05E16 The Stand-In
Poppie peed on my new sofa! / S06E05 The Couch
Seinfeldism: "Dancing for nickels" ~ When the building superintendent Silvio threatened to evict Newman for being an agitator, Newman feared he would become homeless on the street, 'dancing for nickels.' (S09E12 The Reverse Peephole) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…
You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations"? / S08E02 The Soul Mate
I think the M&M should be you. / S08E02 The Soul Mate
To have a line as perfect as 'jerk store' and to never use it... I couldn't live with myself. / S08E13 The Comeback
George: If you ever get a date, maybe the four of us could go out together sometime. / S07E02 The Postponement
Let the collecting begin! / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)
T-bone, the ladies are gonna love ya. / S09E19 The Maid
Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood! / S02E09 The Deal
So, tell me, how is it that a man like you, so bald, and so quirky and funny, how is it you're not taken? / S07E15 The Cadillac (Part 2)
